Yu Mu was lying on the ground, and the falling sky was sitting on his body, and the scene was really embarrassing.But the fallen sky is angry, I'm afraid that if she doesn't finish the matter, she won't get up.Yu Mu leaned on his back, put his hands under his head, and simply went with the flow."
Say, fallen fairy, what did that dead ghost scold you?""
He scolded me for being nosy with a mouse!"
Falling Heaven crossed his waist, hit Yu Mu with his small fist, pouted and scolded, "That dead ghost, I was kind enough to save it, I didn't even have a nice word, and I dared to scold me, I was angry!"
”"If you're angry, you won't use me as a gas bucket, right?"
Yu Mu rubbed his chest and said with a smile, "Why did he scold you for being nosy?"
Could it be that it didn't want others to save it in the first place?
”"I don't know what kind of brain circuit it is, it can't communicate, it's just a salted fish without nine children."
Fallen Sky snorted."
And what about the end?
Is it still alive?
”Yu Mu continued to ask.According to the character of the fallen sky, after receiving this kind of anger, the probability of burning that ghost on the spot is actually quite large.Fallen Sky rolled his eyes and put his hands on his chest."
Am I that kind of person?
The better it is, the better it is, the medicine is delivered, how could I 'do' it just because it was just a few words that I didn't have a brain?
”Falling Heaven shook the empty medicine bottle, and said angrily: "I endured the complaint of that goods, personally beat it, and then poured the medicine into it." ”"You won't be very heavy......
"In order to give medicine to the ghost, you have to beat people up first, and Fallen Heaven is actually quite dedicated.""
By the way, that dead ghost also persuaded that if you go to the water man, you will become a water man, and you will never have to make fish again."
Falling Heaven lay on Yu Mu's body, poked his elbow in front of Yu Mu's chest, and sighed, "You said that it was just a fish, how could you still like a woman?"
”"What do you mean by that?
Be clear. ”Yu Mu listened to the meaning of the fallen sky, and this ghost was willing to take the water mangweed, and it seemed that there was still a bit of a "love story" in it."
It said that there was a big beauty in the pond, and it would bathe here from time to time, and it had long been in love, but it was just a fish, and it was not worthy of others at all, so it wanted to become a water ghost by taking the water mangweed, break away from the fish body, and confess to her."
Fallen Tian introduced calmly, "You said it was a salted fish, why do you still think about these things every day?"
It's boring. ”"The big beauty is bathing here?"
The corner of Yu Mu's mouth muttered, "Could it be that the girl just now often haunts here?"
”"Which girl?"
Falling Heaven approached curiously, and hurriedly asked, "Yes, you've been in the pond just now, won't you meet that big beauty too?"
How does it look, is it really that beautiful?
”"I did meet it, and I was really beautiful."
Yu Mu said truthfully."
Even our wood is emotional, so we really can't blame that fish for not being determined."
Fallen Sky laughed evilly, "Have you been peeking at people taking a bath?"
By the way, it's still not there?
I want to see it too!
”"I just accidentally glanced at it, don't compare me to that colored fish, okay......"
"Isn't one glance also looking, what's the difference between looking at ten eyes?"
Fallen Heaven hurriedly stood up from Yu Mu's body, pulled him up, and urged, "Lead the way, I'm going to meet that 'Pond Goddess'!"
”Yu Mu really didn't want to disturb people anymore, so he proposed: "Can we stop gossiping like this?"
Let's walk around from the side......"
Falling Heaven took out a folding fan, knocked it on Yu wood, and scolded softly: "You have already seen it, and you are not allowed to take a look at it?"
”Yu Mu thought to himself that this is something that he can't see, besides, people may have left a long time ago.Reluctantly, he walked cautiously ahead, only praying that the girl had already left.Walking into the grass where the girl was "hiding", the girl had long since disappeared."
That's where I saw her, and she must have left."
Yu Mu shrugged his shoulders and said casually, "You're not a pervert, why do you have to see her?"
”"Everyone has a love for beauty, can't you?"
The "sweetheart" who didn't see the ghost in the fallen sky sat on the ground unhappy.Right next to her, there were a lot of weeds that had been trampled on.Looking at the severely damaged weed, Falling Heaven slowly frowned, and suddenly asked Yu Mu, "How many legs did you say that girl had?"
”"How many legs?
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How many can there be, or can it have four legs?
”Yu Mu asked inexplicably."
If you ask that, this girl of ours probably has four legs."
Falling Heaven pointed to the footprints on the ground and said with a wry smile, "You said that the girl was here just now, but there is nothing else here except for this circular footprint." ”Yu Mu looked at the footprints on the ground, these footprints were very new, and they must have just stepped on them.These footprints don't look like they're left by humans, but like some kind of animal."
Isn't this the ghost of the turtle that the ghost who asked us to deliver medicine before?"
Yu Mu suddenly thought.When he came, he had told him that the turtle ghost would charm the man, so he should be extra careful."
I think it's very likely......
Speaking of which, I remember saying that they can't be fooled by turtle ghosts, but why did that stinky fish also like turtle ghosts when I went to deliver medicine?
”Fallen, puzzled."
Maybe it's really like it says, the ghost who takes the water grass is no longer a fish."
Yu Mu guessed.Taking out the "List of Hundred Ghosts", Yu Mu rummaged through the information of the turtle ghost.When he found the page, he was really shocked.It turns out that the upper body of the turtle ghost is a human, the lower body is a turtle, a beautiful woman with beautiful hair, and a graceful beauty, but there is a turtle body, which really makes people shudder."
Wood, do you like this?"
Fallen Heaven asked maliciously, "Don't you see, you have a strong taste?"
”"Please, when I saw her, I only showed my upper body, and I didn't see my lower body at all."
Yu Mu replied angrily."
Eh, do you still want to see the lower half of people's bodies?"
The fallen sky added fuel to the vinegar, fanned the flames and said, "Look at this turtle ghost, it looks so beautiful, or marry it and go home." ”"Stop, if you keep talking, I'll throw you into the pond."
Yu Mu looked at the image of the turtle ghost, and really didn't want to talk about this topic anymore.Truth be told, he would never even know what the turtle ghost looks like.When I returned from the pond, I didn't encounter the turtle ghost again, but the conversation about her didn't stop.Along the way, it was really helpless not to fall into the sky, and Yu Mu was like losing his soul, dangling on the road."
Don't you walk like a zombie, how scary?"
Fallen Heaven reminded in disgust."
You've scared me all the way, and you're not allowed to scare you?"
Yu Mu has no god in his eyes, and he is completely a dead fish."
Then I won't talk about it, it's okay......"
Fallen Sky also felt that he had talked enough about the topic of turtle ghosts, and began to look for new topics on the road.When he was looking around, a bald, skinny "ghost" suddenly popped out of the grass."
AhhThe sadist stood in the middle of the road, holding his paws up, making a grimace, and screaming at the fallen sky and Yumu.After screaming for a long time, I suddenly seemed to be choked by my own spit, and coughed for a long time."
What the hell is this?"
Fallen Sky asked, frowning."
I'll check."
Yu Mu was about to get the "List of Hundred Ghosts", when Fallen Heaven suddenly stopped his hand, shook his head and said: "Forget it, I'm not interested in knowing what it is, let's go around a distance, I'm afraid he is a 'mentally retarded ghost', and he will be infected." ”In the middle of the road, the ghost heard the fallen sky say that he was a "mentally retarded ghost", and suddenly stopped screaming, and the whole person seemed to be a sculpture frozen on the road.The sadist who likes to play pranks, and his favorite thing is to jump out halfway to be scary.They like to see people fleeing.However, Fallen Heaven and Yumu were not only not frightened by it, but also looked at it with contempt and disgust, and slandered themselves as "mentally retarded ghosts".The ghost is very hurt in his heart: I'm a mentally retarded ghost, no, don't I want to lose face for the ghost......
Seeing the fallen sky and Yumu leave here, the abuser returned to the meadow with his head down, maybe the mood of the day today will not be very beautiful.Yu Mu and Fallen Sky in front of him, I don't know how far they have gone, and finally they have reached a river.According to the drawings marked, this river is called the Ferry River, as long as you pass through this river, it will not take long to reach the Nai He Bridge.On the riverside, there are many green-eyed water ghosts, holding signs to "recruit new people".The sign roughly reads: Welcome to join the water ghost camp, as long as you enter this ferry river, in less than half an hour, you can complete the water ghost registration, first come, first served!"
Fallen fairy, don't you like to take a bath?
Do you want to join a club?
”Yu Mu glanced at the fallen angel."
I don't want to be a water ghost, I'm slimy every day, and I have to come out to solicit customers, which is disgusting and boring."
Fallen Sky pouted and complained, "You wood, you don't know how to find a boat to go to, your eyes are full of these strange things." ”"Okay, I'll go find you a boat."
Yu Mu stood on the stone on the side, his right hand blocking the sun, and looked into the distance for a long time, only to find a looming boat."
Boatman, we're going to cross the river!
Boatman!
”Yu Mu waved to the boatman over there, and the boatman on the opposite side also saw Yu Mu on the shore and shouted: "This is coming!"
”The boatman who rowed the boat, holding on to the penny, rowed over in a few strokes.This small boat is not big, and it is enough for three or four people to ride together, but for Yu Mu and Fallen Heaven, it is enough.The two of them got on the boat, and the boatman reminded: "No matter what happens on the boat for a while, don't panic, just let me deal with it." ”"That's a good feeling, let's rest."
After falling into the sky and getting on the boat, he lay down comfortably.Yu Mu sat down at the bow of the boat, removed his shoes, and put his feet into the icy water of the river."
Let's sail!"
The boatman shouted again, lowered his hat, and rowed toward the opposite shore.The river was very wide, and there was a faint fog on it, and it was impossible to see the head for a while.The boatman looked at Yu Mu and Fallen Heaven like a little couple, so he accosted him: "Do you want to reincarnate together and be husband and wife again in the next life?"
”Yu Mu heard that the boatman had misunderstood, turned around and hurriedly explained: "Old boatman, you are wrong, we are not a little couple. ”Falling Sky added with a grin on the ship's board: "We are actually brother and sister, and we can't be husband and wife." ”The boatman listened to the two of them talking interestingly, and said with a smile: "What is your situation, I can see at a glance the old man, how many people I have sent to the Nai He Bridge over there, if I can't see this thing, it is really in vain to be blind for tens of thousands of years of time in this ferry." ”"Old boatman, what else do you see?"
Yumu asked."
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I, I can see everything, when you are alive, you must have loved each other, men and women weave, life is very sweet, but when you got married, you were told that you were biological brothers and sisters.This kind of thing should be heartbreaking, but after you have cried and suffered, you feel that this is just a joke of a lifetime, so you both kill yourself and come to this netherworld to reincarnate and reincarnate. ”The boatman preached as if he had seen it with his own eyes.Yu Mu shook his head and chuckled, thinking that this old boatman was also a "wanderer" with a story when he was young."
Boat family, you guessed too right, we just want to reincarnate together, and then enter reincarnation, and we will definitely be husband and wife in the next life."
Fallen Sky sneered."
The world is so big, two people may not be able to meet again when they enter reincarnation.What's more, drinking Meng Po soup erases the memory, and no one will remember anyone. ”The boatman sighed."
I said boatman, since Meng Po soup can make people forget everything, but some people just don't want to abandon their memories, what should I do?"
Yu Mu propped his hands on the hull and asked casually."
If you don't want to lose your memory like this, you won't be able to be reincarnated, but you can stay in this netherworld forever and be a ghost or a ghost or something."
The boatman paused and said with a smile, "I'm like this, I always have some things in my heart, I don't want to forget, but I don't necessarily figure it out one day, just just ferrying in the river, becoming a boatman, maybe one day I put down all these things, I want to be reincarnated, and I just cross the river." ”The old boatman in front of him looked leisurely, and Yumu really didn't know what troubles he would have."
Woo!"
While a few people were chatting, there were suddenly bursts of crying next to them, one after another, which was very scary.The old boatman didn't know how many times he had encountered this kind of thing, so he hurriedly reminded: "You don't need to panic, next to us is the 'Ghost Crying Beach', this kind of thing often happens." ”After the old boatman finished speaking, the waves behind him were turbulent, and the boat began to shake violently.The waves lifted the boat up and threw it into the river.And above the waves on the side, there were hundreds of hairless ghosts running on the waves."
They are boat ghosts, running around on the waves near this 'Devil's Cry Beach' all day long.""
Running around on the waves?
So what are they for, exercising?
”Fallen Sky tilted his head, looked at the ghost of the boat next to him, and added, "It's all bald greasy uncles." ”"They're looking for food."
The boatman took some rice out of a bag and sprinkled it into the river.Seeing the ghost of the rice boat, they rushed to dive into the river."
Give them some rice?"
Yumu asked."
Well, boat ghosts generally don't harm people, as long as they give them a bite of rice, they won't be entangled anymore
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