"No, what are you angry at me, thin man?"
The fat man can be said to be a monk who can't figure his head, and wonders, "I'm deliberately leisurely this time." ”"Look for yourself how many catties you have in your pig's trotters!"
The thin soldier pushed back and punched and kicked the fat man, "Aren't you fighting the beating?"
Lao Tzu really has to teach you a lesson today!
”The thin man didn't hurt when he hit, but this raindrop-like fist came up, and the fat man couldn't parry it for a while.As he ran out the door, he shouted, "Thin man!
You're crazy, aren't you?
”Seeing that the fat man had run away, the thin soldier glanced at Yu Mu, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he hurriedly chased him out."
Fatty, don't go, Lao Tzu will definitely abolish you today!""
You took the wrong medicine, I don't know the same way as you, the fat man, it's really bad luck!"
The fat man's figure will be able to squeeze out of this slum alley.However, the crowding process is still quite strenuous.Seeing that the thin soldier had already caught up, the fat man stuck in the alley shouted: "Fat man, I don't care about you, don't be hard!"
If you provoke me, I'll slap you to death!
”The thin man walked into the alley, and when he saw that he was about to get started, the fat man couldn't bear it anymore and scolded: "Bastard hemp pole, you dare to touch me again!"
”"Okay, enough scolding?"
The thin man looked at the fat man like an idiot, pushed the fat on his waist, and urged, "Hurry up, don't get in the way here." ”The fat man saw that the thin soldier's tone of speech was different from just now, and hurriedly asked, "Are you well?"
”"Say what?
You're sick!
”The thin man glared at the fat man, glanced behind him, and when he saw that no one was following, he said impatiently, "Can't you just take your belly?"
”"Don't hit me here, I'm in a hurry, have you forgotten?"
The fat man took a big breath and slowly spit it out, his stomach tightened a little, and only then did he leave a gap between him and the wall.The fat man coughed dryly: "Take it back." ”"Take it back, still not leaving?"
The thin soldier urged.When the fat man heard this, he let out an "oh" and squeezed forward to the thin soldier.The thin soldier threw a foot on his waist and scolded, "Where are you squeezing, my ancestor!
”"Did you kick your ancestors like that?"
The fat man didn't come out angrily, and replied, "If you don't go back to get the silver coins, you can have supper at night!"
”"Supper, what else is left in your mind besides eating?"
The thin soldier kicked hard and urged, "Let's go out first, and we'll talk about it later!"
”"Are you really leaving?"
The fat man was still a little reluctant to put those silver coins, and asked with a frown."
If you don't leave, I'll really kick it......"
"Go, I can't go."
This small alley, if there is no temptation of "benefits", the fat man will never enter it.If you want to catch a little thief, it's no problem for the thin soldier to be alone.It's just that the fat man doesn't worry about this slippery head, if he swallows the money privately, wouldn't it be a big loss to keep such two sons for himself.Rao is like this, the fat man has been following the thin soldiers, even if this kind of place will drill a drill.Out of the alley, there were not many people on the street.The fat man thought that he didn't get a penny, so he was beaten and rubbed a wall of ash.The more I thought about it, the more angry I became, sat down on the stall next to me, and asked, "Thin man, you say, brother, how do I treat you on weekdays?"
”Speaking of which, the fat man really does a lot of effort on weekdays, especially physical work, which he always does.The thin soldier squatted on the stall on the other side, frowned and replied, "If you treat me like your third grandson on weekdays, I won't be too lazy to save you today." ”"Help me?"
The fat man thought to himself that he was so good, how could there be such a show, he snorted and asked, "What kind of style are you smoking, I'm here to grab it......
No, when you come to withdraw stolen money, why is your life still in danger?
”"Either way, with your brain, you don't know how to die."
The thin soldier smiled helplessly.The fat man was often called stupid by the thin soldiers on weekdays, but this time, he didn't feel that he was speechless, and hurriedly shouted: "Don't try to frame me, I eat Fuxing grass every day during this time, and my brain is no worse than you now!"
”"An old man walking his dog on the street casually said to the donkey, 'Fuxing grass eats smart', you can believe it, I really convinced you!"
The thin soldier saw the fat man stealing fun there that day, and thought there was something beautiful, so he co-authored to learn from a donkey to eat Fuxing grass."
Donkey!
You frame me again, the old king obviously said two treasures, how can he be a donkey!
”The fat man rebuked with a flushed face."
Erbao is his donkey!"
The thin soldier really felt that he couldn't communicate with the fat man, and shouted loudly."
How can Erbao be the name of a donkey, and does he have a donkey at home?"
The more the fat man thought about it, the more wrong it became."
Then let me ask you, how many people are in the old Wangtou's family?"
The thin soldier asked, suppressing his anger."
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Two mouthfuls......" the fat man muttered."
There are two people in his family, just him and his granddaughter, right?
He is such a granddaughter, do you think his granddaughter may be called Erbao?
”"What's impossible about that?"
The fat man asked rhetorically, "What's the name, it's not arbitrary, could it be that Xiao Shiyi Lang is the eleventh one?"
”"Don't talk to me about what you have and don't."
The thin soldier gritted his back molars and continued, "Then you say, what is his family doing?"
”"Lao Wang's tofu workshop, grinding tofu.""
Then tell me, can you grind tofu without a donkey?"
The thin soldier asked word by word."
If that's what you say......
Then his family may indeed have it, so how can we be sure that Erbao refers to a donkey?
”The thin soldier had green tendons on his hands and asked loudly: "Which of the old king's granddaughters and donkeys do you think can take grass for food?"
”Seeing that the fat man was still thinking there, the thin soldier was so angry that he hurriedly picked up a brick."
I said, you have something to say, and you still want to shoot me to death?"
The fat man saw the thin soldier like this, and hurriedly stepped back."
I ......
I'm going to shoot myself!
”The thin man threw the bricks on the ground and said in a deep voice, "Let's stop talking about those things, I'll tell you right now, how did I save you today, okay?"
”The fat man saw that he could reveal the matter of eating Fuxing grass, and hurriedly responded: "You say, I'll listen." ”"You saw it just now, that guy named Twilight Rain is a bounty hunter, isn't he?"
The thin soldier slowly explained to the fat man.The fat man naturally saw and heard it, nodded his head, and responded: "Yes, what's wrong with the bounty hunter?"
Aren't we just resigned and immediately became a third-level bounty hunter?
”"I said fatty, do you really dare to say that as soon as we resign, we will also be a third-level bounty hunter?
As soon as we resign, there is a 20% probability that we will barely enter the bounty club, and Bacheng will be permanently unemployed, so we can only go to North Street with those bastards to catch balloon monsters!
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