(Thanks to the friends who tipped, thanks to the friends who recommended!!)
） An upscale hotel with "Scottish vibe" on the door.
At this time, Zhao Benhe pulled his granddaughter onboard, holding a chicken in one hand, a green onion in the other, and a large string of garlic hanging obliquely on his shoulder, while Zhao Ziyi was holding a basket of eggs in his hand.
The comparison between the old-fashioned dress of the two and the high-end hotel instantly makes people feel funny.
Zhao Benhe: It's here!
Zhao Ziyi: It's here.
Zhao Benhe: This is the most expensive restaurant in Jiangnan, which is not Scottish flirting.
Zhao Ziyi: Grandpa, you read it the other way around, that Scottish mood.
When Ye Zixin heard this, he immediately laughed, a master is a master, just playing like this is enough!
The ability of Zhao Benhe and Zhao Ziyi, the apprentices in the audience are very clear, they just feel unhappy with Lin Ruofeng, and they are purely laymen who can perform well in the sketches of the Spring Festival Gala?
Go on Zhao Benhe: What?
Oh, the mood?
I'll just leave it here and eat.
Zhao Ziyi: Grandpa, this old and expensive one.
Zhao Benhe: It's a little more expensive, let's bring more than 30,000 yuan with money.
What about the bag?
Zhao Ziyi: I didn't take the bag?
Zhao Benhe: The bag with money, the yellow envelope!
Zhao Ziyi: It's over, let me fall on the kang!
An opening, although it seems bland, but as long as Zhao Benhe goes up, this blandness suddenly becomes a climax, that is, using his popularity to make up for this deficiency.
At the same time, the story is also played out, and the people below begin to look forward to why two local buns from the countryside have to eat in this high-end hotel.
It wasn't until Zhao Benhe shouted the waiter that Lin Ruofeng appeared on the stage for a moment, and there was finally laughter in the audience.
"Poof!"
I saw Lin Ruofeng wearing a skirt and a long scarf, squirming like a woman and walking out of the backstage, holding the menu with one hand and pinching the orchid finger with the other, with a charming and enchanting "ah", and said: "I'm sorry uncle, we are a high-end hotel, and we don't accept agricultural and sideline products!"
” Zhao Benhe (embarrassed): No, we are eating.
Lin Ruofeng was very surprised: Mom, you eat?
Zhao Benhe: Isn't it like that?
Lin Ruofeng looked up and down enchantingly: It's not like it!
Zhao Benhe smiled: I said girl, this meal is very important.
Lin Ruofeng was suddenly unhappy, and said with an arrogant face: Hawkers, who do you call a girl, people are pure masters.
"Hahaha~~!"
Someone in the audience laughed, seeing such a dressed sissy, and correcting it with a proud face, it really amused people.
Ye Zixin covered her mouth and laughed, she had seen Lin Ruofeng's masculine side, and it was so funny to see Lin Ruofeng become a sissy for the first time.
Zhao Benhe's apprentice in the audience was also stunned, it seems that this layman still has some ability.
Hearing this, Zhao Benhe looked confused: What about such a dress, this, how to wear a skirt?
"It's packed in our Scottish style, and besides, it's not a skirt, it's not cropped pants."
Lin Ruofeng lifted her skirt up: "Look, do you have legs?"
Ha~...
Oh my mother, I'm in a hurry to wear and run off, oh my mother, I said there is no crotch in the aisle?"
"Haha~!"
Looking at Lin Ruofeng lifting her skirt, she realized that her two legs were wearing one trouser leg, and there was a burst of laughter, coupled with Lin Ruofeng's sissy accent and coquettish movements, it really made people laugh.
Zhao Benhe's apprentices were also happy, and couldn't help laughing, this guy really has some skills, at least it looks like something.
After all, they are engaged in this, if they are ordinary audiences, they will definitely laugh, just look at Ye Zixin in the back, and laugh backwards.
The next thing is that Zhao Benhe buys Lin Ruofeng and asks Lin Ruofeng to cooperate with him to order.
Zhao Benhe: Give 100 yuan, it's handsome, let me tell you, it's not for nothing, the guests will arrive in a while, you must give me enough face, understand?
Free novels bring you joy and joy ---> storyskyline.net
When I get to order, you'll have to carry it for me.
Lin Ruofeng: What's wrong?
Zhao Benhe: I gave face again, but you can't spend too hard, if I order expensive dishes......
Lin Ruofeng said ghostly: I'll just say......
Nope!
With the help of the waiter, Zhao Benhe gave a tip again, and then Zhao Ziyi shouted that he was hungry.
Zhao Benhe: Hungry?
Let's have a bowl of noodles!
Lin Ruofeng: Well, 78 is a bowl.
Zhao Benhe was suddenly frightened: What kind of noodles, so expensive?
Lin Ruofeng raised his chin: "Scotland noodles!"
Zhao Benhe's eyes rolled, and he asked embarrassedly: This, is it expensive to marinade?
Lin Ruofeng immediately replied: I don't want money.
Zhao Benhe immediately said: Then you come to a bowl of marinade, taste the saltiness first, okay, go quickly, go quickly.
Lin Ruofeng was surprised: Mom, I haven't been on it.
Zhao Benhe was serious: That's because I didn't come, if I had come, you would have been like this.
Lin Ruofeng said disdainfully: This old man, I want to say that noodles don't need money, they want noodles, you pay them back!
After this paragraph, the audience was immediately amused, and Ye Zixin was chest sticking to his back.
At this point, Zhao Benhe's ancestors and grandchildren don't say it, Lin Ruofeng doesn't seem to find a flaw in acting, oh my God, are you sure this guy is acting for the first time?
It's not like a layman at all, can it be said that this guy is naturally suitable for acting in sketches?
Immediately after Zhao Ziyi expressed his determination, Bi Jianfu came to the stage and ushered in laughter.
Especially when Zhao Benhe ordered food, Lin Ruofeng cooperated with the part, even Zhao Benhe's group of apprentices who had experienced a hundred battles laughed, and the continuous laughter verified the quality of this sketch.
You know, this is the first rehearsal, all aspects are not yet ready, once after a long time of continuous rehearsal, it is definitely enough to make the audience laugh.
The talent show of the original script, Lin Ruofeng also revised it on the spot, and changed it to this world's classic repertoire, Zhao Ziyi's voice needless to say, has been cultivated since childhood.
And Lin Ruofeng, with the help of Luo Jiayi, sang a thousand miles a day, and imitated the songs he sang, which also amazed everyone.
There is really the song "Me and You" in this world, and it is the most surprising for Lin Ruofeng to keep this burden.
"Hahaha, I'm laughing to death, oops, no, it's so funny!"
Backstage, Ye Zixin's face was flushed, she bent over with a smile, leaning on the wall with one hand and covering her stomach with the other.
"I really didn't expect you to have such a side" Lin Ruofeng's face flushed, it was really difficult to imagine her sissy appearance, and she suddenly said: "I am dedicating myself to art!"
” "Yes, yes, but poof," Ye Zixin couldn't help laughing.
"Your dedication is too funny~!"
Looking at Ye Zixin, who was smiling non-stop, Lin Ruofeng felt very speechless, and his originally nervous mood suddenly relaxed, and the first rehearsal could make Ye Zixin, who was not smiling, smile like this, which was enough to see that he was still acting well.
Not only is it good, even Zhao Benhe was surprised, this young man who has never touched a sketch at all, can reach such a level for the first time in a sketch, it is really rare.
Originally, I was worried that Lin Ruofeng would not play well, but now I am finally relieved, and after a week of contact, Lin Ruofeng should have no problem going to the Spring Festival Gala.
And I heard Bi Jianfu say that Lin Ruofeng sang alone at the New Year's Eve concert, and his mental quality is absolutely passable.
Of course, the book is good on the one hand, the most important thing is that many lines in the book are ironic, which makes Zhao Benhe extremely relieved, I really want to see what kind of wonderful expression those review masters will have after hearing the sarcasm.