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Chapter Twenty-Six: The Toilet Conspiracy


The reception was going on in an orderly manner, with the sounds of clinking glasses, pouring wine, slapping horses, and bragging after drinking.

Come together.

Because Wei Kang had exchanged water for wine in advance, his mind was very clear.

When everyone was drunk, even if he blatantly poured water into the cup, no one would notice.

As the boss, Liu Laoding had the most people toasting him, so he was the one who drank the most.

He had already started dancing and talking nonsense, and he didn't look like a boss at all.

Wei Kang was satisfied and secretly sent a text message to Nie Kang, asking him to come over to discuss business.

It was up to the two bosses, Nie Kang and Liu Laoding.

What Wei Kang is most concerned about is Chen Ating.

Does this old lady have a leaky bladder?

Wei Kang looked and looked and looked forward and looked forward, but he couldn't hold it in anymore and ran to the toilet.

"Brother Kang" A young man with raven hair stopped Wei Kang in front of the toilet door, followed by several other young men with similar looks.

"Who are you?"

"I Yixiang" Only then did Huang Mao Weikang realize that these guys had dyed their hair all black again.

Very good, aware.

"I'm going to pee first, so keep an eye on me.

If you see a middle-aged and elderly woman with pimples on her face coming to the toilet, tease her for me."

"No, Brother Kang, what you said in the text message was to introduce me to a beautiful woman who will make me middle-aged and elderly."

"Can't you rely on middle-aged and elderly beauties?"

"But my face is full of pimples" "Can't beautiful women have pimples?

I don't know how to do it?"

Wei Kang whistled and peed.

"Weikang" A voice behind him startled him.

At some point, Nie Kang was already standing behind him.

"Brother Nie, you scared me.

Have you just arrived?"

"You've been here all along," Nie Kang said.

"I found your location from the counter.

It's in Hall 309, right."

"Um."

"Then I'll go now."

"Wait a minute."

Wei Kang suddenly stopped Nie Kang and said with some worry, "There is an old woman named Chen next to Boss Liu, who is a vice president.

She doesn't drink, and I heard that this person is very capable in business.

Even the boss You have to give her some respect, so I’m worried that she will cause trouble and influence you to lower the price.”

"Is there anything you can do about this?"

Wei Kang shook his head, "That old lady doesn't like me.

I wanted to force her to drink more so that she could come to the toilet, and then let Yixiang and the others tease her.

I would be a hero to save the beauty, but no, I was a hero.

Let her see my strength, so that she can be more polite to me in the future.

But you know, if the teasing lasts for a long time, the consequences will be serious, but if the time is too short, she will definitely do it sooner.

It will affect your business negotiations with my boss."

Nie Kang shook his hair and looked at Wei Kang's scalp with a smile, then reached out and patted his head, saying meaningfully, "Young man, you are still too young."

"I'm young, what do you want to do?"

Wei Kang retreated subconsciously, and suddenly his foot was caught by something.

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He looked down and found a piece of soap thrown on the ground.

He was immediately dumbfounded, no way.

"Brother Kang, my sex and orientation are normal, don't mess with me."

"Fuck you!"

Nie Kang symbolically slapped Wei Kang across the face, "Who the hell is abnormal?"

"Then why did you throw the soap?"

Wei Kang pointed at his feet.

Nie Kang took a look at the soap and immediately opened a compartment, "Fuck" I saw two men doing exercises in the cubicle Nie Kang asked angrily, "You two threw the soap?"

One of the men raised his hand and replied, "I threw it purely to catch like-minded playmates, hahaha."

"I'm going to take the things away, don't trip anyone up."

Nie Kang closed the door hard, "Oh my God, why are so many gay friends in the world using this method to hint?"

Wei Kang also saw it for the first time and was secretly amazed.

But the matter at hand is still important, "Brother Kang, why were you looking at me with a smile just now?"

Nie Kang glanced at the cubicle and motioned for him to keep his voice down, then whispered, "Divide your brothers into two groups.

When old lady Chen comes to the toilet, let the first group of brothers snatch her bag away.

She She will definitely shout and chase her.

The second wave of brothers will pretend to be kind-hearted people and help her chase her.

At this time, if she has a mobile phone in her hand, she may call the police.

At this time, the brothers pretending to be kind-hearted people will immediately take action. , take her cell phone away.

Then she won't be able to call the police, so she will naturally chase her.

You keep the first wave of brothers running within her sight, so that you can keep her chasing.

It's late at night, and it's snowing again.

God, there are not many people on the road.

If she can’t find anyone to help, just lead her outside like this, otherwise she won’t be able to disturb my business talks.”

What a good idea.

Wei Kang originally thought that Nie Kang, as a person who did big things, was all about big conspiracies and big tricks, and disdained such small troubles.

He didn't expect that he could come up with such a stupid idea.

But when he thought about it, Wei Kang's mind was filled with doubts, "What if someone else accompanied her to the toilet?"

"It can only be a woman.

It can't be of much help.

Don't worry."

"But you are sure she will bring the bag.

If you come empty-handed, what are we going to grab?"

"Hahahaha" Nie Kang said with a smile, "Young people don't have enough social experience.

Most of these professional women are very particular about never using the toilet paper prepared in the toilet.

If you want to bring your own toilet paper into the toilet, you can't hold the paper in your hand.

My hands are exposed, so I have to stuff them into my bag, so I have to bring my bag."

"If she stuffs the paper into her pocket, wouldn't there be no need to wrap it?"

"Why don't you say you don't have enough experience?

Your pocket contains money and a mobile phone, and there are a lot of bacteria.

Didn't I tell you that professional women are very particular, so they definitely won't put paper in their pockets."

"What if her paper is wrapped in plastic?"

Wei Kang continued.

"Damn it, you're telling me, don't be ridiculous with those thin tablets that come in small bags.

They are just for wiping your mouth, but you have to pick them out when wiping your butt."

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"Oh my god."

Wei Kang was so impressed by Nie Kang's analysis.

He really understood life so well that he was still young after all.

"What a damn good idea" Wei Kang praised with a thumbs up.

Then he went outside to assign tasks to Huang Yixiang and others.

"No, Brother Kang, this is robbery," Huang Yixiang said very worriedly.

"It doesn't count that after you grab her, she just runs around twice and then throws her on the ground."

"But she will remember our faces in case she sues us."

"Don't worry, she is severely short-sighted.

You just need to take the opportunity to take off her glasses and make sure you can't see your appearance clearly.

But just to be sure, after you do this, you have to change your appearance to avoid the limelight."

"What kind of look should I change?"

"Dye your hair back again" :