Since coming to Fenghai City, Wei Kang has never heard this piece of music again.
When he listened to it now, memories suddenly filled his mind.
It was this music that accompanied him and his roommates through countless lonely days and nights.
Immediately afterwards, an unsightly scene came into view.
The two students looked straight at it, especially the boy, with eager eyes as if they had seen this thing for the first time in their lives.
Nie Kang suddenly pushed Wei Ge next to him: "Your business is done, why are you still here?
Damn it, your saliva is drooling all over my hands."
After driving Wei Ge out, Nie Kang said to the pair of students, "The salary we mentioned before was 10,000 per hour.
Now the price has been increased to 10,000 per minute.
As long as you dub this AV, the dubbing must be very captivating, very enjoyable, and also It has to be very funny, you know?”
The two students looked at each other and thought of this, they both nodded firmly at the same time.
This is the reason why Nie Kang came to them, because students with good conditions will definitely not be at their mercy for tens of thousands of dollars.
Although it is Nie Kang who took advantage of the poor people's mentality of wanting money, but the thought of having money but not making money is simply a bastard's thought is deeply ingrained in everyone's heart.
The only difference is that the price on everyone's head is different.
Nie Kang chose a shorter film, twenty minutes in total, with no plot, only action.
"Ah, sir, how can I create a funny effect?
How can something like this be so funny?"
the girl shouted.
Nie Kang was also worried and looked at Wei Kang.
Wei Kang had an idea and called the famous wretched boy Wei Xiaojun.
The idea Wei Xiaojun gave him was simple: "Two words, exaggerate, for example, call the stick a rocket handle."
All kinds of unpleasant words came out of Wei Xiaojun's mouth.
After Nie Kang and Wei Kang waited outside for twenty minutes, two students came out, and the boy was hugging the girl.
"You two are a couple," Wei Kangana said dullly.
"The relationship has just been established," the boy said with an embarrassed blush.
Girls are more generous than boys, "We wanted to make the dubbing more like it, so we did it ourselves."
Shit, Wei Kang, Nie Kang, and Wei Ge sighed almost at the same time.
Wei Kang said to Nie Kang, "I didn't expect that we would have a wonderful marriage."
After that, Nie Kang handed the two students a piece of paper and asked them to write the content of the dubbing on it in Chinese and Japanese.
Looking at the Chinese translation of the conversation, it really makes people want to laugh: Woman: Oops, your rocket is so red, is it about to be launched?
Man: There are so many crops growing on your Grand Canyon Woman: Hurry up and shoot down the rocket Man: Rockets are furniture from the sky.
You should turn the Grand Canyon upside down and catch my rockets.
The video lasts for 20 minutes, and 10,000 per minute is equivalent to 200,000.
Nie Kang gave 210,000 to these two students, and the extra 10,000 was said to be a red envelope for them.
The two students were very happy.
Before leaving, they claimed that they would call them if there was another similar job and that the price was negotiable.
The next day, the Golden World was booked out.
The largest hall could accommodate more than a hundred people.
The famous waiter and actor invited guests in the name of condolences to the employees.
The guests were none other than the more than one hundred people who were recruited by Nie Kang a year ago. people.
"Dear leaders, colon."
The actor was drunk and raised his glass.
"Dear employees, colon."
Everyone was amused by him and laughed non-stop, but the actor still shamelessly said, "It's been one year since I started working here.
On the occasion of the New Year, on the occasion of this anniversary, I would like to thank you all for your continued support of my work."
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Support belt matching” "Hahahahahahaha" Most of the employees below were also very drunk, either really or pretending to be drunk.
They were all leaning forward and backward, laughing from ear to ear.
"Uh," the actor burped, "Who the hell farted?"
"Hahahahahahaha" "Hey, I won't say any more, it's all in the wine."
The actor raised his glass and drank it all in one gulp.
Some of the others followed him, while others took a symbolic sip.
The actor was groggy and swaying.
When he walked to the crowd, he saw a person wearing a hat.
He took off that person's hat and threw it out.
"The big man wears a hat."
"Hey, why can't men wear hats?"
a person next to him shouted, and others also followed suit.
"Don't you understand?
Do you know where the hat came from?"
People shook their heads.
"Would you like to hear the origin of the hat?"
the actor shouted.
"think" "Well, give me three drinks and then I'll tell everyone the story of the hat."
Everyone perked up when they heard the actor telling stories, because almost everything the actor said was humorous, and he was even more salivating when he told stories.
Every sentence was a joke, and it was sure to make people laugh.
So, either really drinking or pretending to drink, everyone poured three cups of liquid into their mouths.
"Applause well," the actor said slowly, "Everyone, the colon story begins."
The actor took a deep breath and continued like a tongue twister: "Everyone has worn a hat.
Whether it is to keep out the cold or wind, or to cover up baldness and beauty, hats have always been active in people's lives.
Even if you ignore its existence, it has always existed.
But few people know that it exists.
The origin of things that are thousands of years old starts a long time ago.”
"Back then, there was a young and strong man in his twenties named Erbang.
He was very lustful and went to whoring all day long.
However, his family was not rich, and soon all the money in the family was gone to him."
"He felt guilty about his wife, so he castrated himself secretly because there was no treatment at the time, so he died like this."
"Later, when he arrived at the Palace of the King of Hell, the King of Hell saw that his lifespan had not expired, so he ordered the Bull Head Horse Face to take them to the warehouse to collect an organ, and then send him back to the earth."
"After arriving at the warehouse, Niutou directly pulled out an organ and installed it on Erbang, but Erbang still didn't want to return to the earth."
"At this time, Ma looked unhappy and said, what?
Su Shao suddenly pulled out another organ and placed it on the top of his head with a snap."
"Erbang is scared.
If I don't leave, this guy won't turn me into a hedgehog."
"In desperation, Erbang returned to the world, but now he has something on his head.
It's too ugly and he doesn't dare to see people.
So, his wife sewed a bag for him and put it on his head.
Erbang put it on He is no longer afraid to go out.
People around him see that this thing not only protects him from the cold, but also looks good, so they all follow suit.”
"From then on, there were hats in the world."
"Hahahahahaha" from the beginning to the end of the story, the laughter didn't stop.
Then the actor patted the person who had just put on the hat on the head, "Hey, so wear less hats from now on, otherwise others will think you are trying to cover that thing."
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"Hahahahaha" everyone laughed even brighter.
The actor also laughed hard, but suddenly he was extremely happy and sad, and cried "Wow" so hard.
This 180-degree reversal made everyone not know whether to laugh or cry.
He was the leader, and he was crying, so we couldn't laugh.
However, the jokes just now were still fresh in our ears, and I couldn't hold them in without laughing.
So, all of their faces looked like they were smiling but not smiling, looking like they were crying but not crying.
In one word, they looked like they were smiling but not crying.
The actor leaned on the table and kept tapping the table with his cup, "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu””” After hearing this, everyone was surprised at first, and seemed to understand what was going on, so they looked at each other in confusion.
Maybe the actor felt that what he said was too vague, so he simply shouted: "I'm still telling you stories, but in fact I am a eunuch."
Then he rolled on the ground and cried bitterly.
"This" everyone finally stopped laughing and helped him up in a friendly manner, and the hilarious scene became so sad that only the actor was capable of acting like this.
Wei Kang and Nie Kang, who were hiding in the monitoring room, were also experiencing fluctuations in emotions following the actor's acting skills.
Wei Kang pointed at the screen, "Hey, this guy, isn't he really a eunuch?
Look at how painful he is."
"Hahahaha" Nie Kang said with a smile, "If this guy's words are to be believed, he won't be called the Best Actor anymore.
Sometimes this guy even lies to me.
He even told me before that he studied excavator at Luxiang.
Fortunately I'm not stupid, I don't believe him."
"I'll go."
Wei Kang sighed, and then murmured in his heart, he told me the same thing, I really believed it, I'm a sucker for feelings.
What also makes Wei Kang curious is, "This guy doesn't tell the truth, why do you still reuse him?"
"You forgot what I told you.
Everyone has their uses.
Although this person talks nonsense, he is still loyal.
Save it for later use."
The scene returned to the hall.
The actor pushed away the people who were supporting him and suddenly walked towards the wall-mounted TV.
He took out a USB flash drive from his pocket and inserted it into it.
"This is how I feel like a man."
He said no Ignoring everyone else, I moved a stool and sat in front of the TV, watching Tokyo Hot In the monitoring room: "Hurry up and change the direction of the video.
I want to see everyone's faces clearly," Nie Kang shouted to the staff.
After a while, Nie Kang pointed to an employee on the screen with a sweet smile on his face, "He" Several staff members put their heads in front of the screen and looked carefully at the person Nie Kang pointed to.
Nie Kang solemnly ordered, "Keep an eye on him carefully after the reception.
In order to prevent him from discovering you, you will change a group of people every half hour and follow him around the clock.
Everywhere he goes, you will tell him whatever he does."
You have to report it to me.”
"I understand."
One person replied and led the others out of the monitoring room.
Nie Kang lazily leaned back on his chair, "Haha, give a love action movie a funny dubbing and no subtitles.
Chinese people can't understand it.
They just watch the action.
Only people who understand Japanese can hear the humor in it.
Who will laugh?
Anyone who understands Japanese is a spy.
Your crooked methods are really effective."
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Well, Nie Kang, I spent tens of thousands of brain cells to come up with an idea, but you called it a crooked idea.
Wei Kang was dissatisfied, and then said, "Yeah, that's right, it's just a crooked idea, so don't praise me.
Yes."
Okay, do you think we will wrongly accuse a good person?
What if the person laughing is one of our own, but he only understands Japanese?"
Nie Kang smiled and said, "How can there be so many coincidences?
You must like to find faults and find faults when reading novels."
Wei Kang said nothing: