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Chapter 127 Hongmen's Pit Daddy Checkpoint


When Nie Kang said that he would introduce Wei Kang to the leader of Hongmen, Wei Kang was very excited.

Nie Kang continued, "Because you want to be friends with the helmsman directly, they won't let you meet just because they want to meet you.

The helmsman will only talk to you after the visitor has passed through the levels.

There are two levels to choose from.

One is Twelve Wen."

After you pass the level, they will assign you a task.

Once you complete it, you can become their partner.

As for what task they will assign, it depends on their mood.

Anyway, it is not an easy thing."

"The other kind of level is the Yabutuan Pass, which is the most difficult to pass.

Many people can't pass the level even if they are injured and lose a life.

But once you successfully pass the level, they will immediately treat you as a guest of honor and will not assign you any tasks."

Nie Kangdao "What are the topics in all the twelve essays?"

For example, "Three sticks of incense are in front of Zhongyi Hall, five groups are in front of the mountain, five groups are in the center, and the Hong family brothers are working together to protect the family, protect the country, and kill foreigners.

These four sentences, they will say the first sentence for you to follow the next sentence.

At the same time, they will also make some expert gestures."

They will only allow you to pass if your next sentence and gesture are satisfactory."

"The twelve levels are all like this, but these sentences and gestures are randomly selected from one hundred and eight kinds of jokes and gestures.

So if you want to pass the essay test, you have to memorize these one hundred and eight poems and gestures.

But it's not good."

I can teach you all these things.”

"It's too difficult."

Wei Kang leaned back and recited the poem.

It was a mental rape for him who was very poor in liberal arts.

"Don't you want to choose Wuguan?

You will risk your life," Nie Kang said.

"Will you be punished if you fail to pass the test?"

Wei Kangdao "If you fail to pass the Wen Pass, you will be punished seven to forty-nine times.

If you fail to pass the Wu Pass, you will not be punished because you will already be covered in injuries by then."

"It's so tragic" Wei Kangdao "This is much lighter.

If you failed to break through a few decades ago, they would treat you as a traitor who came to find out the bottom and directly take you to the execution hall and give you three swords and six holes."

"Ah" Wei Kang subconsciously touched his body, "By the way, since you know their helmsman, why don't you just make a call and ask him to come out to meet me and save yourself the trouble of going through the border?"

"That's feasible, but if you have any trouble in the future, ask them to help you because Hongmen's rules will not help you.

Even if the helmsman has the intention, the brothers below will not accept it."

"Then I'll go through martial arts," Wei Kang said Nie Kang drove Wei Kang to a quaint hotel called Hongjia Restaurant in Waixing District on the outskirts of the city.

Nie Kang took out a golden scale as big as the palm of his hand and handed it to the front desk, "I want to see the helmsman."

A waiter introduced Nie Kang into the basement As soon as Wei Kang entered, he was shocked by what he saw.

The basement was wider and brighter than the one above.

There were four large red iron doors with ferocious lion heads carved around them, which looked majestic and strange.

Two big men who seemed to be on duty immediately stood up to greet them and said politely and traditionally, "Welcome to you, sir."

"This brother of mine wants to break through the martial arts pass," Nie Kang said "You two have been sitting here for a long time.

No one has come to break in.

We brothers must first notify the helmsman and gatekeeper to come over."

A big man said, An hour later, people started to arrive one after another.

A total of more than fifty people came here and changed their clothes together.

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Finally, everyone wore red scarves and belts around their necks instead of red scarves, which was very similar to various ancient initiation ceremonies.

Nie Kang patted Wei Kang on the shoulder, said "Come on" and stepped aside.

At this time, another person came.

He was wearing a blue gown, holding a white paper fan, and his hair was tied behind his head.

A man in his forties with bright eyes walked to the front of the incense burner amid the respectful gazes of everyone.

"Welcome to the helmsman to open the forum" everyone shouted in unison This person is the helmsman Gao Yan The helmsman lit three incense sticks and said: "Three sticks of incense from Hongmen and five ancestors came together to protect the country and slay foreign powers."

"Brothers work together to protect the country and kill foreign enemies," the gang members shouted in unison After that, two people, one on the left and one on the right, came to the center and the one on the left gave the first speech: "The leader of the one hundred and eight generals who gathered together is Song Jiang, who asked for orders to punish the corrupt and tyrants for the country and to fight against the strong thieves."

The person on the right also made a speech: "We brothers are all heroes.

If there is no justice in the world, we will kill the injustice.

One man is at the gate and ten thousand enemies are retreating.

The world is shocked."

"The Wuguan test begins."

The helmsman gave a serious speech and everyone retreated to both sides.

A bearded examiner holding an order flag came forward and shouted: "We invite our visitor Wei Kang to enter the customs in silence."

I saw two big men carrying a thick round table and placing it in the center.

Three dice were placed on the table.

The examiner then said, "Brother Wei needs to roll three dice at the same time and get six points at the same time to pass the test.

If he fails, he will be punished by a needle."

Zhen Xing Wei Kang was excited, and then another person came forward with a wooden board filled with fine needles to see that the wooden board was large enough to cover the entire back.

Holding three dice, Wei Kang sighed in his heart.

It seems like he really wants to be a gambler.

But I don't know any gambling skills.

How can I throw three sixes?

Wei Kang glanced at the board covered with fine needles again and couldn't help but feel a chill on his back.

He looked at the dice carefully.

It was an ordinary dice.

How can you roll three sixes?

Can you just rely on luck?

Damn, throw a bad dice and give it a literate name.

What the hell.

Throwing things on the ground makes no sound.

Can you think of it as throwing cotton?

Silent Wei Kang's spirits perked up, so it turned out to be like this.

Hehe, it was just a brain teaser.

I saw him holding the dice with one hand and placing them with the other.

Finally, he put the six points of the three dice tightly against the palm of his hand and quietly moved his hand to the table.

The distance was less than one centimeter.

When he let go, he heard a slight collision sound.

All six dice came up "If you pass the test, please have tea and prepare for the next test," the examiner said.

One person handed him a cup of tea and Wei Kang took a sip.

"The next step is to take root of an old tree" Pfft Wei Kang couldn't help but spit out tea and thought to himself that such an awesome organization like Hongmen could actually engage in such a wretched project.

Why don't you just ask an old man to push the cart?

I saw the helpers carried away the table where the dice had been thrown, and then walked over carrying a long tree trunk and poked it on the ground.

The examiner then said, "Mr.

Wei, please wrap your whole body around this tree trunk and use the cylindrical trunk to roll through the knife formation.

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Please brothers, please place the knife formation at the base of the wall with a slope.

Mr.

Wei, please hold the tree trunk and go to the base of the wall to accept the test."

The knife array is similar to the needle board last time.

The only difference is that the needles are replaced by knives, which are nailed to the middle of the wooden board.

The wooden board is placed at the base of the wall and the blade rushes parallel to the wall.

The knife array is not long, but the shining blade looks very cautious.

The land boundary is downhill and you can roll over it by hugging the tree trunk without any effort.

Wei Kang looked at the tree trunk that was much taller than him and thought to himself, just hang it up like this.

I remember that this posture is for women and men.

This tree trunk is also heavy enough.

I'm not Yao Ming.

Do I need to make it so long?

Wait a minute Wei Kang He was excited again and smiled slightly.

It turned out to be another intellectual problem.

I saw Wei Kang poking the tree trunk diagonally at the root of the wall.

One end of the trunk was touching the ground and the other end was touching the wall.

The trunk, wall, and ground formed a right-angled triangle.

Wei Kang kicked off his feet, wrapped his legs and arms around the tree trunk, and rolled through the knife array smoothly by going downhill and pressing against the wall.

"If you pass the test, please give me tea and wait for the next test," the examiner said.

Wei Kang's wit impressed everyone present and they all applauded him.

"The next step is to find the moon under the sea," the examiner read.

Wei Kang was invited to the middle of the venue again.

Two staff members brought up a hot oil pan.

The oil pan was about a foot deep.

There was a key at the bottom of the middle of the oil pan and a glove on the outside of the oil pan.

The examiner then said, "Mr.

Wei, please put on these anti-scalding gloves and fish out the key from the oil pan."

The gloves are very short and can only protect the wrists.

If you put the oil pan more than a foot deep into the oil pan, it will not only burn your arms, but the boiling oil will also get into the gloves and burn the palms.

So it makes no difference whether you do this with gloves or without gloves. no difference "It's too easy hahahahaha" Wei Kang shouted excitedly Everyone was stunned.

This level looked much more difficult than the previous two levels.

Why did he say it was the easiest?

Does he have a good way?

Wei Kang does have a good idea because he has loved doing housework since he was a child.

When he was doing laundry, he often played with his hands for fun out of fun.

I saw Wei Kang put on his gloves and only reached into part of the palm protected by the gloves.

He stirred in the pot and gradually created a big whirlpool.

The water gathered in the middle of the surrounding area and became shallower and shallower.

Wei Kang's eyes suddenly flashed and he quickly put his hand into the bottom of the pot.

With everyone's stunned expressions, I easily took out the key.

"Please pass the customs and ask for tea" Wei Kang drank tea again and waited for the next level.

The examiner said in a loud voice, "The next step is an old man pushing a cart."

Poof Wei Kang squirted again.

Is this really the Hongmen?

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Are you sure it's not the Huangmen?

The old man Wei Kang looked around and sighed inwardly, who should he recommend?

After the oil pan was carried away, only a few staff members were seen.

A charcoal brazier was spread out on the ground.

Another person pushed a wheelbarrow up and handed it to Wei Kang.

Damn, I thought you were pushing someone because you were pushing this car.

The examiner read, "Brother Wei, please push this car over the brazier.

The condition for passing the test is that the red handrail on the car exceeds the edge of the charcoal brazier."

Wei Kang looked at the charcoal fire all over the ground.

This thing is only two meters wide.

If he just stood up and did long jump, I could easily jump over.

But how can I jump while pushing a broken car?

Wei Kang looked at the red armrest of the car.

It was on the edge of the armrest and was as big as a bicycle's rubber handlebar.

The red handrail is over the edge of the brazier.

If someone really pushes the cart over the edge of the brazier, the crowd will be over the edge of the brazier, let alone the handrail of the car.

Isn’t this nonsense?

Wait, maybe it’s not nonsense: