Seeing Jade's particularly serious expression, Teresa also became serious.
She was deep in thought.
"It makes sense.
The relationship model of strong artificial intelligence should be different from that of ordinary humans.
It is impossible for ordinary people to deceive our Liuli.
Therefore, I must understand this model in depth to expose the boxing champion.
This big pig’s hoof scam.”
Teresa paced back and forth in the wine cellar.
After thinking for a while, her face fell again, "Jade, the plan you mentioned is not feasible.
Should I go directly to the boxing champion and ask him how he deceived girls?
” "Isn't it possible?"
Jade said seriously, "The boxing champion and you are good friends, and he taught you a lot of magic.
Can't you just approach him as a friend, find out the information, and then turn against him?"
"Of course not.
It would be fine if I just tolerated it all the way.
But just now I was so angry that I went to the boxing champion to settle a score, and now I go to him as a friend as if nothing had happened, and asked him for advice on how to pursue girls.
Isn't it weird?
He will tell me.
What a ghost!"
Teresa was distressed, "Oh, it's all my fault.
I was too impulsive.
I wish I hadn't been so anxious to show off the cannon just now."
"That's right."
Jade walked quietly behind Theresa, and her slender hands of liquid metal were raised to the most comfortable temperature for humans.
She gently pressed Theresa's temples like feathers and massaged her unhurriedly.
Teresa has become accustomed to enjoying Jade's service during this time, and she hums comfortably.
"Don't blame yourself.
It's not your fault.
It's all my bad idea."
Jade took the opportunity to get close to Teresa's ear and whispered, "I'm sorry, Captain, my bad ideas often trick you, but please believe that I really didn't mean it.
I just did bad things with good intentions, and I just slept for too long. , most of the core data is lost, and it breaks down from time to time, it’s just a very useless artificial intelligence.”
When she said this, Teresa felt embarrassed.
"Don't say that, it's all trivial.
A man of steel like me is used to big winds and waves, so how can I take it to heart?"
Teresa waved her little hand and suddenly thought of something, her eyes widened instantly, "Wait, what did you say just now, that you are..."
"I am an artificial intelligence that often makes mistakes, is confused, and is very useless."
Jade lowered his head and said.
"No, no, no, the first is not important, the last four words are the key.
Jade, you are also an artificial intelligence, just like the boxing champion!"
Teresa jumped up happily, as if she had discovered a blind spot.
Jade's expression was a little confused: "So?"
"So, you can also use the tricks that the boxing champion knows, the ten thousand ways to deceive a girl, etc., right?"
Teresa patted Jade on the shoulder excitedly, "Oh, you can't find anything even after you've worn iron shoes.
It takes no effort to get here.
We don't have to lurk around the boxing champion at all, we just look for you directly.
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Don't we know everything?"
Jade hesitated: "This..."
"Stop doing this and that, and be happy!"
Teresa said, "Come on, Jade, tell me all the 10,000 ways your artificial intelligence can deceive girls!"
"I won't."
Jade lowered her eyes and said unhappily, "Captain, please don't confuse me with Boxing Champion.
He is an evil artificial intelligence, and although I am a bit stupid, I am a kind artificial intelligence.
Only evil artificial intelligence Only intelligence can deceive girls.
If our kind-hearted artificial intelligence wants to fall in love, we will never use deception and will be sincere. " "Okay, okay, it's my fault, please don't put on such a resentful expression, okay?
Our jadeite is 10,000 times better than that big pig's hooves from the boxing champion."
Teresa said, "Then you should be sincere and tell me in detail the way you used to fall in love.
Is that okay?"
"It's no use."
Jade still shook his head, "The power of words is pale.
Just talking about it, there is not much difference between our love and human love.
It is nothing more than eating, sending flowers, shopping, etc., and there are a lot of details, so we can only The feeling is indescribable.
"Furthermore, I have been dormant for so long, and a lot of emotional data has been lost.
I can't remember many advanced methods at once.
I'm afraid I can only fumble around and remember them once I actually fell in love.
"So, I'm sorry, Captain, I can't help you."
"Don't, don't be like this, Jade, my good Jade!"
Teresa finally found the hope of counterattack, how could she give up so easily?
She grabbed Jade's hand and shook it like a rogue, and said coquettishly, "Help me, just help others, they know you are all The kindest and smartest artificial intelligence in the universe, you will definitely be able to think of all the ways to pursue girls!
"As for the indescribable details that can only be understood, by the way, it's all about talking and not practicing tricks.
Otherwise, Jade, how about you use all your methods on me, Jade?"
Jade settles.
It was as if she was surprised by Teresa's brilliant idea.
"How...how is this possible?"
Jade shook her head and said firmly, "I can't deceive your feelings."
"Nonsense, our Liuli is an ignorant little girl, and the boxing champion took advantage of her ignorance.
This is called deception."
Teresa waved her little fist, "But Jade, you are so kind and honest, you have told me everything, who has experienced many battles, and I took the initiative to ask you to do it.
How can this be called cheating?
This is called your love for me. willing.
"Yes, I feel more and more that I am a genius for coming up with such a good idea.
“First of all, this kind of personal experience is definitely more powerful than words, and it can help me master the model of artificial intelligence falling in love.
"Secondly, didn't you lose a lot of emotional data?
It doesn't matter.
I'll help you find it together.
The boxing champion has 10,000 ways to deceive girls.
We thought about it together, but we were able to figure out 10,001 ways.
He must be better than him. .
"Third, and most importantly, this way Liuli and I have a common language!
You see, when the time comes, I go to Liuli and say that I am also with an artificial intelligence, and then there will be a lot of topics to talk about. , after all, in this forbidden love, there are only two couples in the entire Pangu universe, us and Liuli, right?
"While we were chatting, I naturally told Liuli some artificial intelligence emotional scams, so she wouldn't think I was just talking on paper, or if I used your kindness to contrast the evil of the boxing champion, I would be able to save Liuli from the pit of fire!"
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Jade listened quietly, noncommittal.
"Hey, can you say something?"
Teresa pouted.
"It sounds reasonable, but there is a small problem."
Jade said.
"What's the problem?"
Teresa blinked.
"I don't want to."
Jade said lightly.
"Why?
Jade, aren't you willing to help me?"
Teresa felt aggrieved.
"I am a kind-hearted artificial intelligence.
I may be a little stupid, but I am also very stubborn.
No matter what, I cannot deceive the feelings of a human being, especially my captain."
Jade said, "Besides, when our artificial intelligence falls in love, many of our tricks are very lethal.
I'm afraid you won't be able to support it and will be injured.
"I can't deceive or hurt my captain.
This is a rule written into my lowest logic.
I can't break through it.
I'm sorry, Captain."
"Oh, why are you so stubborn?
I told you it's not deception, it's love and consent!"
Teresa was so anxious that she jumped, "Besides, do you just not believe me?
I am Uncle Hunter, the king of Xinghai Cannon.
I have picked up so many girls.
I have never seen any scenes.
I am afraid of your tricks and getting hurt.
Just kidding." !
"Come on, come on, Jade, it's okay if you don't mention it today.
Now that you've said it all, you must do it all on me.
I want to see what your artificial intelligence can do!"
No matter what she said, Jade just turned around and ignored her.
She was still showing her teeth, but Jade simply packed up the wine glasses and bottles scattered on the floor and prepared to leave the wine cellar.
"Don't go, Jade!"
Teresa was anxious, "Is it really not possible?
Are you really forcing yourself so hard?
Are you really not able to help me at all?"
"It's really not possible, I won't break the precept."
Jade had already twisted her waist, walked to the door, paused, and said, "Unless, as the captain, you order me to carry out this matter as a combat mission for the Jade - combat orders are the highest level.
The instructions are enough to override all laws."
"Yeah, why didn't I think of that!"
The drunken magical girl hit her head hard, put her hands on her hips, and said triumphantly, "I am ordering you as the captain of Jade now, Jade, stop being so mean, and quickly remove all your tricks to deceive girls.
Show it off...ah!"
Before the last word was finished, it turned into an exclamation.
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But it was Jade who retreated with incredible agility, knocked the tipsy Teresa aside again, and the princess picked her up.
"Gudu."
Jade took a sip of wine.
A doting smile appeared on his mature and intellectual face.
"There's really nothing I can do against you, my Lord Captain, then let's get started, the 1,352nd trick of artificial intelligence in falling in love."
She took another sip of wine.
But he didn't swallow it.
The crystal wine stained the plump lips, making them as bright as rubies.
Teresa looked at it, feeling a little flustered for no reason, and stammered: "Wait, why don't you start from the first move?"
"Because, I personally like this move better, Captain."
With half a mouthful of wine in her mouth, Jade leaned close to Teresa's hot earlobe and said vaguely.