Eating monkey brains alive, just hearing the name is enough to make people feel uncomfortable.
Coupled with Xia Dalong's sinister tone, it makes people feel even more uncomfortable.
A dark cloud covered the sun, and the light in the Xia family's living room was dim.
Two servants stood like clay sculptures, and the atmosphere was extremely strange.
Xia Dalong picked up the tea bowl, blew the hot air leisurely, and introduced: "This dish is not simple, let alone the first The cooks in the bureau can’t do it, and even the cooks in the provincial capital don’t have the skills to do it.
I’ll tell you how to eat it, envoy of the Army Guard, are you interested in listening?”
Chen Zikun sneered and said, "Tell me about it."
Xia Dalong said: "Put the live monkey's head on the table so that it cannot move.
Then shave the hair on the head, use a chisel to pry off the skull, and pour a pot of boiling water on it.
The brain will be boiled immediately.
At this time guest People can scoop it up with a spoon and eat it while it's hot.
There is no need to use soy sauce, vinegar, sesame oil and other condiments.
This dish is all about a fresh word.
Isn't it nice to enjoy the delicious food while listening to the monkeys' squeaking noises?
"Happy."
Jian Bing almost vomited and hurriedly covered his mouth with a handkerchief.
Yao Yilei said quickly, "It's too cruel and inhumane."
Xia Dalong laughed loudly: "Madam, what you said is wrong.
Monkeys are not humans, so how can we talk about humaneness and inhumanity?"
Then he pointed at the largest monkey in the cage, with teeth and claws showing, and said: "Envoy of the Army Guard, see what's so special about this monkey.
"place" Chen Zikun smiled and said: "This is a male monkey."
Xia Dalong said: "The guard must have good eyesight, but this guy is not only a male monkey, but also a monkey king."
"Monkey King" "Yes, Monkey King.
There are many monkey groups on Daqing Mountain.
There is only one monkey king in the monkey group.
The female monkey in the monkey group is exclusive.
Every once in a while, a young male monkey will challenge the status of the monkey king."
Chen Zikun said: "Then this is an old monkey king who was kicked off the throne."
"Haha, no, this is the new monkey king who succeeded in the challenge and was driven out by the old monkey king's design.
Although this monkey is young, strong and vigorous, it is still old and spicy.
The old monkey king used the hunter's trap to The new monkey king has been tricked.
This new monkey king has not been powerful for a few days, but he has become a dish at the banquet.
Guardian, you think it is interesting or not?"
"Hahaha, it's really interesting."
Chen Zikun looked up to the sky and laughed.
Xia Dalong's words were obviously insinuating himself.
He didn't expect that an old country soldier would use such psychological tactics.
There were already some flashes of swords in the words.
Jian Bing and Yao Yilei were both smart people, so they could naturally tell that today's banquet was probably the Hongmen Banquet.
They were trembling with fear.
They looked at Xia Dalong and Chen Zikun from time to time, regretting coming to this banquet. .
"Come on, come on, let's chat and let's have dinner."
Xia Dalong greeted.
The servant took the monkey king out and locked it under the round table in front of Xia Dalong.
Only his head was exposed.
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The monkey king bared his teeth and grinned very ferociously.
The servant used The razor slowly shaved off the hair on the monkey king's head, exposing his scalp, and presented him with a set of silver tableware.
This set of tableware is specially made and includes chisels, hammers, knives, saws, spoons and other items.
Xia Dalong said: "I'll come first and make a appearance for you.
Come and serve the food."
A copper kettle filled with boiling water was brought up, which is a must-have for brain-scalding.
The servant picked up a chisel and a small hammer and aimed at the monkey king's head.
Jian Bing and Yao Yilei turned their heads and couldn't bear to look at the cage.
The three remaining monkeys were jumping up and down, squeaking and screaming.
"Bang" the moment the chisel fell, Chen Zikun took action, and the wine glass in front of him flew out, hitting the servant's hand holding the chisel.
His wrist hurt.
The chisel fell to the ground, and the wine glass also fell to the ground, and it immediately fell into pieces.
Suddenly there was a burst of rapid footsteps, and a group of people in black clothes ran from all directions, all holding rifles in their hands.
The soldiers who were eating in the side room were also unambiguous.
They immediately overturned the table, picked up their rifles and fired.
Shuan, confront the man in black.
Chen Zikun calmly picked up the tea cup and blew the hot air: "Mr.
Xia, which song is this?"
Qiu Fuzhao came in from the outside and was stunned when he saw this scene, but he still walked forward quickly, lay beside Xia Dalong's ear and said: "Chief of Staff Yan led his troops to surround our house."
Xia Dalong was a little embarrassed.
He originally planned to kill Chen Zikun by throwing a cup as a sign, but it seemed a little difficult.
The guard just showed off his hidden weapon skills.
This person was by no means an easy person.
Besides, he was really angry. , I still have more than a hundred men and guns at my disposal.
It is not a good deal to kill one thousand enemies and lose eight hundred.
"What are you doing?
Who asked you to come out?"
Xia Dalong scolded.
The men in black were the bodyguards hired by Xia Dalong to protect the courtyard.
When they heard their master scolding them, they quickly retreated.
Chen Zikun also waved his hand: "Put down the gun, Mr.
Then he said to Xia Dalong: "There are still some matters in the office that have not been dealt with, so I won't bother you today.
I think it's better to let these monkeys go.
Animals are also living beings.
If you don't commit more crimes, you may not be able to escape from the 18th floor in the future."
Hell reaches the seventeenth level."
These words are straightforward and sinister enough, but when talking to someone like Xia Dalong, you have to be so direct so that he can understand him.
"Forget it, just give these monkeys to the army guards and release them," Xia Dalong said.
The banquet ended hastily before it even started.
Chen Zikun stood up and cupped his hands: "Mr.
Xia, thank you for your hospitality.
I'll treat you next time."
When he handed over his hand, Xia Dalong clearly saw a pistol hidden under the arm of his suit, with the hammer open and in standby mode.
He couldn't help but sweat.
He came well prepared.
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If there was a fight, I'm afraid he would be the first to die.
Own.
After leaving the Xia family's mansion, Yan Su and a platoon of soldiers were waiting at the door.
When he saw Chen Zikun coming out, he immediately stepped forward and asked, "Are you okay?"
"Xia Dalong wanted to sing Hongmen Banquet, but he didn't sing it well and the performance failed."
Chen Zikun said with a smile, putting a Panama hat on his head, the sun was shining brightly in the sky.
The four monkeys were taken away by Chen Zikun, and the Xia family mansion returned to calm.
In this round, Xia Dalong lost.
He sat in a chair, with more and more gloom on his face.
Suddenly Xia Jingxi ran in: "Hey, how can the guest leave?
Okay, you finished eating so quickly."
Xia Dalong forced a smile and said: "Yes, they left beforehand.
My good daughter, what do you want to do with dad?"
Xia Jingxi said: "Dad, I want to go out to play tomorrow and burn incense in the temple."
Xia Dalong was a little impatient: "Go ahead and ask the housekeeper to send four guards to follow you."
In the back house of the county government, four cages containing wild monkeys were lined up.
Jian Bing and Yao Yilei stuffed snacks into them.
The monkeys devoured them, barking and getting very excited.
The monkey king was very knowledgeable.
Human nature can actually imitate others and bow their hands, causing bursts of laughter.
"Let's keep it and raise it."
Yao Yilei suggested happily.
Jian Bing immediately objected: "No, it's okay to raise cats and dogs.
You can't even raise monkeys.
These animals are too naughty.
If you really want to have four monkeys at home, you won't live like this anymore."
Chen Zikun agreed with Jian Bing's statement that it would be better to release these monkeys without further delay.
Yao Yilei naturally likes small animals, and she might not be able to let them go if they were released later.
Chen Zikun immediately led people to carry four cages out of the city to release them.
The monkeys are monkeys from Daqingshan.
It is obviously not possible to go to Daqingshan to release them.
Fortunately, there is a wilderness outside the city, so it is not a bad idea to release them here.
Chen Zikun took an ax and chopped open the cage door, and the three monkeys ran out of the cage.
He ran away without looking back, but the monkey king whose head was shaved didn't leave either.
He screamed and jumped up and down in front of Chen Zikun's horse.
"You don't want to leave," Chen Zikun said curiously.
The monkey barked again, pointing at its bare scalp, with tears in its eyes.
Wang Degui said: "This beast knows how to repay his kindness.
It's better for you to accept it, Commander-in-Chief."
Chen Zikun laughed loudly: "Okay, get on the horse."
The monkey couldn't help but scratch his ears and cheeks, jumped up on Chen Zikun's horse, lay down in front of the saddle, and followed him back to the city.
When entering the city gate, the members of the security group and a group of ordinary people gathered around to watch the fun.
There was a live monkey on the horseback of the guard.
This was a Western scene, but soon someone realized the reason and praised it. : "I will be granted the title of Marquis immediately."
Inadvertently, Chen Zikun made a living advertisement for himself.
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The country people believed this unreliable statement.
Soon there were rumors that the new guard commander had a bright future and would be a warlord and a commander in the future.
Yes, hold his thigh tightly, that's right.
That night, Chen Zikun asked the chief of staff to set up a table in Zuixianju for a banquet with the brothers from the security team.
It is not difficult to buy people's hearts with invitations.
The key is to be willing to invest money and feelings.
There was a new member in the county government house.
This monkey was named Little Wukong by Chen Zikun.
The rockery and the two osmanthus trees in the yard were its usual places of activity.
Little Wukong may have been frightened out of fear at the Xia family.
There is no ordinary monkey He was so naughty, but he was very well-behaved.
He could learn how to sweep the floor, and his mind was even smarter.
One time, Yao Yilei kicked the shuttlecock to the roof.
With a flick of his finger, Little Wukong climbed up and took it down, presenting it to his wife.
Ask for credit and reward.
With the addition of such a number one figure in the family, the lonely and boring time was finally a little better.
The two ladies had nothing to do, swaggering through the county town, followed by four little maids, holding cats and dogs, and a monkey followed with a parasol.
The common people I have long been accustomed to seeing strange things, and I would say hello politely when I met them.
Under the shed of a roadside tea stall, two big men were squatting on chairs drinking tea, with big bamboo hats on their heads making it difficult to see their faces.
"Which one is it?"
"The one in green."
"Yeah, he's quite handsome.
Judging from the way he walks, he's still a young boy."
"Stop talking nonsense and hurry up."
The two of them put a few coins on the table, lowered their bamboo hats and followed them.
When they got closer, one of them pounced on Yao Yilei, put her on his shoulders and ran away.
There was a sudden scream, and the monkey was the first to react and pounced on her.
He bit it, but was pulled off by another person and tossed aside.
Two horses were parked on the roadside.
The man in a hat got on his horse and went straight to the city gate.
The guard guard hurriedly stepped forward to stop him.
The man in a hat pulled out his shell gun and shot three times in the air.
The men in the mantle shrank back in fear and watched helplessly.
The two horses sped away.
The wife of the dignified military envoy was actually kidnapped by bandits on the county street in broad daylight
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