"Oh, so I haven't bothered them yet, they've already done it themselves."
Early in the morning before the empress's birthday, Lin Zifan was woken up when he was sleepy-eyed, and when he learned of the other party's intention, Lin Zifan was a little surprised.
At present, the birthday envoys of various countries have arrived, a total of more than 50 countries, most of them are black-haired and yellow-skinned yellow people, and there are more than 20 people, other races.
Fortunately, among these people, there are no blacks, otherwise Lin Zifan would really want to smoke them to death.
And the envoys of these more than 50 countries, large and small, a total of more than 100 people, on average, are two people from each country, one is one pair, some are one person, and some are one and two pairs, so the average is two.
In addition, there are nearly 300 sons and brothers from all over the world, and more than half of them are crooked melons and cracked dates, which is not a cause for concern.
At least in the eyes of Lin Zifan and most young women in Datang, relatively speaking, it is more in line with the vision and preferences of the older generation.
But the remaining half is more noteworthy.
Among them, there are a few outstanding ones, such as the seventh son of Wei who is brilliant, or the second son of Qin, who is handsome and compelling These few people have their own outstanding points, even from Lin Zifan's eyes, they have some merits, so Lin Zifan has been silently calculating how to give them a good place.
But I didn't expect to be woken up early this morning, and the reason was that there was an accident on Yonghe Street, and the seventh son of Wei and the second son of Qin were fighting I even heard that another guy who was listed as a fierce rival by Lin Zifan, the sixth son of Chen Guo, couldn't get out of it "Let's go, I want to see, who dares to make trouble, this squire wants to see and understand today" Lin Zifan's heart blossomed, and he was worried that he had no excuse to find trouble, so he sent it to the door, and if he didn't give you some knowledge, I was afraid that I didn't know why the flowers were so red He put his hands behind his back and went out with the messenger and Qiuxia, Qiudong.
Although he is only an acting waiter of the Ministry of Rites, he is also a big official, not a big official, and he always has to bring a few entourage guards or something.
However, Lin Zifan did not have an entourage and guards, and there were only a few people under his command who could be called, and it just so happened that now "an honest group of Zhou Xiaoyan" should be on duty, and the people who could be brought were naturally only spring, summer, autumn and winter.
This is because they are all very strong and don't need much sleep.
Many times, when he thinks of this, Lin Zifan is extremely envious, his strength is strong, and he can even save a lot of sleep time, and the benefits are simply too many to count.
But it's a pity that this world is very unfriendly to men, and it is a luxury to want to become an ordinary woman.
What's more, the strength of the women of Datang is so strong, and the strength of individual soldiers is almost the best in the world Yonghe Street was originally used to receive foreign envoys, but it was not very good.
To put it simply, it is a vacant street, and everyone on weekdays, when there are foreign envoys, arrange for them to stay.
But in the past few days, Yonghe Street can almost be described as overcrowded, and all of them are foreigners, so that many people are watching outside.
In particular, there are many men among these foreigners, and there are various styles, and many young girls can find their favorite type from them In this way, the problem is big, and many women came early in the morning, surrounding Yonghe Street.
It's just that they are still very well-behaved, that is, watching as if they were monkeys, so that many pampered royal sons and daughters can stand it Immediately, a son-in-law sent his subordinates to drive these people away.
But the people of Datang are fierce, and the strength of the people of Datang is also extremely strong The shrimp is in our place, and you have to drive me away to see what's going on The women with good figures and faces glared at them, and then got angry and drove us away, let's be reasonable "Be reasonable" The one who sent his subordinates was the seventh prince of Wei, who thought very highly of himself and often regarded himself as a poet, how could he tolerate being treated as a monkey After learning that the other party wanted to reason with him, his subordinates were also a little confused, how could this be reasonable However, at the moment when she was confused, the Datang woman who said that she wanted to be reasonable made a brazen shot and knocked the guard down with one punch "You dare to reason with me if you're so weak" The woman snorted coldly and returned victorious, causing many people in the Tang Dynasty to cheer.
But people in other countries were stunned, what kind of situation is it that is reasonable, what the hell is it to make a sneak attack When the seventh prince of Wei was furious and was about to ask his subordinates to arrest the woman back and punish her, the sixth prince of Chen suddenly spoke: "In the Tang Dynasty, reasoning means that whoever has a hard fist and who has a hard fist, who is reasonable." ” The Seventh Prince of Wei: "" This is also called reasonable, and it is simply insulting Coincidentally, at this time, the second son of Qin Guo sneered: "I don't even know this, and I dare to come to Datang to mix it up, isn't it IQ defective, brain development is incomplete."
"Damn, are you looking for death?"
The seventh prince of Wei Guo, who was confused, was instantly furious when he heard this, who is particularly defective in IQ, are you not saying that labor and management are mentally retarded and unbearable "When you see someone, you bite, sure enough, your IQ is defective" The second son of Qin Guo sneered, not to be outdone.
"Come on, catch him for Ben Gongzi, I have to kill him, I dare to insult Ben Gongzi several times" The seventh prince of Wei was furious, and immediately asked his subordinates to take down the second prince of Qin.
Originally, his subordinates were a little hesitant, but the sixth son of Chen Guo has been fanning the flames not far away, and the second son of Qin Guo is indeed arrogant, for the sake of Chen Guo's face, they can only do it.
Qin Guo naturally would not let his own son be bullied, and many guards instantly fought back When the envoys of the two countries arrived, the scene was out of control for a while, and there were casualties on both sides, and they could no longer control the scene at all.
The big officials of other countries are not like these officials in the Tang Dynasty, they are strong and unreasonable.
Most of them are pampered, and when they encounter this situation, they can only stare dryly.
And when Lin Zifan arrived, the person who had already heard the news had understood the cause and effect "Fight, fight, fight, haha, beat her" "Don't cover your face, cover your face, it's the same under your face, as long as you don't see your face, who knows who's who" "Yes, yes, take off his clothes, hahaha" "Pull his hair, yes, bite him, bite him" The entrance of Yonghe Street is crowded with people from the Tang Dynasty who are watching the excitement, all of them are women, and they are all in excellent figures, but they are all fierce The words that popped out of their mouths made the corners of Lin Zifan's mouth twitch one after another: