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Chapter 102: If You Dare, I'll Dare, Do You Dare?


"But" Yun Dagongzi said suddenly: "As we all know, poems are divided into five words and seven words, but there is no such practice that does not match the front and back, and even the number of words is not the same."

"It's great to say that Lord Lin is an essay, a small word or something, but it's a bit inappropriate to say that it's a poem."

As soon as these words came out, many people were stunned, especially the envoys of various countries, who couldn't see Lin Zifan's goodness, and even spoke one after another.

"That's right, the first four sentences are standard five-character poems, but the last two sentences don't match at all."

"This is obviously not poetry."

"Or, Lord Lin will make another song" As soon as all kinds of remarks came out, Lin Zifan didn't say anything, but the empress's face darkened, what do you mean, you are a courtier who wants to be embarrassed You think this kind of poem is a cabbage, you can come whenever you want, can you write it at any time?

However, when the empress was about to make a statement, Lin Zifan smiled, and he said happily: "It makes sense, it's true, but when did I say that this poem has six sentences?"

"The first four sentences are poems, and the last two sentences are just the truest thoughts in the official's heart, can't you?"

Everyone was stunned for a moment, and thought back a little, I seemed to be able to really make sense The first four sentences happen to be standard five-character poems, and the last two sentences say that it is a poem, which is a bit embarrassing and unreasonable, but if it is said that this is what Lin Zifan thinks in his heart, if he feels it No problem, no problems at all But don't you think that this seems to be molesting the empress in public?

So your truest idea is that even if the empress is a disaster that has captivated the country and even the country, you have to try your best to pursue the empress In the face of everyone's questioning eyes, Lin Zifan was very calm, why not, but when he looked at the empress, he found that the empress's eyes were gloomy, and he couldn't help but feel furious The sons and brothers of various countries now finally understand why Lin Zifan is against them everywhere.

"Wow, this guy turns out to be interested in the Tang Emperor."

"No wonder, no wonder we are targeted everywhere, and it is true that Yonghe Street cut two princes in public, it turned out to warn us" "It's so shameless to rely on this guy, it's already close to the water, and he still wants to use such despicable and obscene means" "Brother Tuoba is because of the despicable methods of this goods, and now life and death are still in doubt, maybe he will die of anger" Son, buddies, that's so angry, you're Lin Zifan, it's just a pit But they could only mumble in secret, and they didn't dare to speak in public, otherwise the ghost knew what pit Lin Zifan was waiting for them to jump in "I don't know the eldest prince of Yun, but there is still any problem" Lin Zifan looked at the eldest prince of Yunguo, with a faint smile on his face, but his eyes were full of disdain, you are sinister enough.

If it weren't for Lao Tzu's cleverness, it would be a bit troublesome to take apart the last two sentences The rules of poetry in this world are indeed different from those in Huaxia, or more rigid, five-word poems, you must all be five-word, and the same is true for seven-word poems "It's gone."

Yun Dagongzi wiped the cold sweat on his head, a little afraid, and knew that he had offended Lin Zifan ruthlessly.

But the problem is that he offended the old man for a long time, but it didn't have any effect, which made him very unwilling, isn't it a calf to give up halfway It's useless to offend people, it's not a big loss Thinking of this, he said: "I'm just curious, I don't know what the name of this poem is" Lin Zifan smiled faintly: "Don't say, don't say" You still want to trick me into non-existence It can't be said that Yun Dagongzi had a flash of inspiration in his mind, this thing didn't expect a suitable name, it must be so amazing, the poem that describes a woman who is unparalleled in the world, any name will be too cheesy Thinking of this, he instantly raised his morale: "How can it not be said, could it be that Lord Lin didn't think about it, it is better to help you refer to it below" Hehehe, Lin Zifan sneered in his heart, you are really a talent, you won't die if you don't die, I didn't think about it Lin Zifan sneered: "This poem was given by me to His Majesty, and only His Majesty is worthy of this poem in the world, what should you say about the name of this poem?"

"For the Tang Emperor, for the Tang Emperor, the name of the poem" Yun Dagongzi was stunned: "Wu Wu Ze" "Shut up" The envoy of Yun Kingdom rushed out in a cold sweat, if it weren't for the identity of Yun Dagongzi, I was afraid that he couldn't help but give him two big ears.

Why are you so stupid, people have said that you can't say it, and you dare to mumble If you say that third word, our mother's will be miserable Yun Dagongzi also reacted at this moment, sensing the wolf-like eyes of the hundred officials of the Tang Dynasty and the nearby guards, he couldn't help but break out in a cold sweat and shivered.

In Datang, you call the empress by her name, I'm afraid that your head is a little uncomfortable on your neck, and you want to change places You're going to pit me He glared at Lin Zifan, but Lin Zifan smiled, you are still tender when you play with me Yun Dagongzi was stunned, his face was pale, his legs were trembling, under the powerful murderous aura of the guards, it was already commendable to not kneel.

But he didn't dare to trouble Lin Zifan anymore, the ghost knows what pits are waiting for him And the defeat of Yun Dagongzi also means that many cultural people have been wiped out, and under Lin Zifan's offensive, they are all gone And it is to scare away a group of people, and to be angry with such a fierce record For a while, no one dared to provoke Lin Zifan anymore, and even wherever Lin Zifan went, people everywhere consciously stayed away from each other, which made the atmosphere of the entire imperial garden a little embarrassing.

Lin Zifan is like a plague god, no one wants to be close to him, not even close, so that Lin Zifan blows his beard and stares for a while, he hasn't grown a beard yet.

After a long time of tea, everyone regained their nature, and one by one the sons and brothers began to work hard to express themselves again.

However, most of their expressions were rather depressed, and anyone could see that the empress was not interested in them, and it could almost be said that they had failed Only a few burly, scary muscular guys were huddled together and making eye contact "Dude, do you dare?"

"Why do you dare to ask me, I dare, do you dare?"

"There's nothing to dare to do, but I'm a little cold for the time being."

"Phew, cold your sister, I'm dying of heat on this hot day, you tell me it's cold" "Cowardice, don't dare, don't dare, cold" "Who has the ability to come together":