"Lin Zifan, what are you doing?"
The envoys behind the six were instantly furious What do you mean by your special mother, we finally came up with this solution, and even now they have attracted the attention of many people present Isn't that a clear mess up?
"This is the birthday banquet of His Majesty the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty, you splash the guests with water, don't you think it's too rude, Your Majesty the Emperor is here, what you did, have you ever thought about the consequences?"
They were angry, and then aggressive, trying to find trouble with Lin Zifan.
Your uncle, we didn't bother you, you still came to us before those who compared with you have a hole in their brains, but now, our special mother's show muscles are not good You have to have a degree of trouble, okay, this time you must let the empress punish you "Ah" Lin Zifan was stunned, his face was puzzled and confused, he looked at everyone, and then said: "What do you mean?"
"What do you mean, we have to ask you, look at the good things you do?"
The six muscular men are all like chickens in the soup at the moment, and they are ashamed and angry to death.
They are wearing a belly pocket here, they are already very shy, and at this moment, they are so troubled by Lin Zifan, they want to die "What's wrong with me" Lin Zifan still looked confused: "Didn't they say that it's too hot here and it's hot to take off your clothes?"
"As half of the host, I am in charge of this banquet, so naturally I want to make the guests as satisfied as possible, how can I make them so hot" "So, the official specially asked people to fetch cold water, and added saltpeter to make ice water to cool them down, what do you mean?"
Speaking of this, Lin Zifan's expression changed suddenly, from the previous confusion to the current depression and sadness, and the grief and indignation on his face were beyond words "The official is kind enough to cool them down, why are you so aggressive?"
"Isn't it wrong for you to see that the princes of your own country are more comfortable, and you want them to die of heat, so that the official can make them more comfortable?"
"Oh my God, is there any heavenly reason, it's like a dog biting Lu Dongbin, I don't know the hearts of good people" Lin Zifan shouted loudly, as if he had been wronged many times more than Dou E, which made everyone stunned for a while, and for a while, he didn't even turn a corner.
It seems that if you look at it from Lin Zifan's point of view, it seems that it is indeed true that the guest said that it is hot, and there is nothing wrong with cooling the guest Forcibly explaining, it does make sense, but you don't have to splash people and make six chickens in the soup The six sons and brothers and the envoys are angry, Mom sells criticism, according to what you say, we have to thank you for not being able to The envoys were depressed, but they couldn't find the words to refute for a while, from the perspective of people's duties, cooling down or something, it did make sense, but the way was slightly wrong, and it was difficult to trouble him Especially when several people looked at the empress, and the empress obviously looked at Lin Zifan with an appreciative and beautiful look, they instantly understood that there was no way to do this A bold and reckless Lin Zifan, who is clever and does not leave a handle in doing things, and an empress who supports Lin Zifan no matter what he does Okay, let's have a ball The six sons and brothers and the envoy were silent, and then they took out a towel and prepared to dry their bodies and put on their clothes, after all, they were all splashed with ice water, and then Nima showed off her muscles bare-chested, so it was impossible to say "Ah Aqiu" Someone sneezed and felt cold, in this summer, someone splashed with ice water, not on the spot, is already healthy.
"Wait, how do I feel, it's smelly" There was a boy who wiped it halfway, frowned, took the towel in front of his eyes and sniffed it deeply The air seemed to freeze at this moment, Zhou Xiaoyan looked confused, and even Lin Zifan was very stunned and stunned, you are really a talent The expression of this boy froze instantly, and then from white to red, from red to blue, from green to green, and finally: "vomit" He began to retch, and even tears came out: "Okay, it stinks" Everyone was embarrassed before, and they didn't realize it, but when he reminded them, no one else came back to their senses, and suddenly found that they were emitting a foul smell all over their bodies It was a long-lasting, salted fish-like stench "Vomit" The six of them retched one after another, their faces were pale, and if they hadn't taken care of their faces and endured them desperately, they would have vomited all over the place Subsequently, they couldn't hold back any longer, hurriedly said goodbye to the empress, ran out of the Tang Palace, returned to their accommodation, took a crazy bath, and almost rubbed off a few layers of skin "Adult" Zhou Xiaoyan was dumbfounded, she brought it all the way just now, and she didn't seem to smell too much She didn't know that the smell was completely silent underwater.
"Ahem" Lin Zifan coughed dryly: "What's that, it's been too hot lately, and I've had athlete's foot."
Zhou Xiaoyan couldn't cry or laugh, but Lin Zifan was happy in his heart, if there is no taste, why do I waste so much thought, why do you stink is that you people with faces dare to tempt my empress to find death hum That's right, in Lin Zifan's opinion, these guys just want to seduce the empress, yes, none of them can be let go, and they must be severely punished Another group of people left, and at this moment, in the Imperial Garden, compared with the beginning, there are only more than half of the sons and daughters of all countries left The civil and military officials of the Tang Dynasty looked at each other, a little speechless.
It seems that over the years, this is the fastest and most positive position of various countries, and it is all because Lin Zifan is crazy about things Many old ministers suddenly felt a little itchy at the root of their teeth, and said secretly, isn't this Lord Lin a bad thing However, the empress was quite happy.
If it weren't for the fact that she couldn't save face, she would have driven these people away as soon as she received the gift, and she would have waited until now Seeing that these sons and brothers were driven away by Lin Zifan one by one, much earlier than before, I couldn't help but be very satisfied, if we continue at this speed, maybe it doesn't take dark for everyone to be driven away However, the expressions and mentality of the envoys and sons of various countries at this moment are diametrically opposed to those of the empress.
"Alas, it seems that this year, it has been in vain again" "It's been prepared for a long time, isn't it, it's not so hard to accept" "When you say that, we suddenly feel so weak, there is no hope at all."
"Originally, this year was the most promising, but in particular, God knew that a Lin Zifan suddenly appeared" "It's just that a man is an official, but it's still special" When Lin Zifan was mentioned, everyone gritted their teeth for a while What's that, I said that I would start two shifts on August 1st, but tomorrow I will go to my mother-in-law's house, for three days, but but but but but but men, talking will count Say two more on two more, use all the manuscripts that have been saved with great difficulty, just last three days, crying: