Even if they are unhappy about this, they can only pinch their noses and admit it, otherwise what else can they do School, on the second day of school, Lin Zifan began to really be his full-time teacher, well, yes, not only a full-time teacher, but also a principal, a class teacher and all subject teachers The first lesson to be taught is literacy The family members of the important ministers are okay, and they all have the intention of cultivating their own offspring, so most of them will find someone to teach their juniors some knowledge from an early age, at least write their own names and some commonly used words It's no problem.
But among the children of ordinary families, there are not one in ten who can read, and many more cannot even write their own names In this case, Lin Zifan could only teach them to read and write first Therefore, the early course arrangement is also simple In the morning, I will learn language and writing, and in the afternoon, I will learn mathematics, arithmetic and other knowledge, and as for physics, biology and chemistry, it is still too early to teach it But the basic addition and subtraction of Chinese and mathematics, which Lin Zifan thought were so simple that they couldn't be simpler, almost made him angry after the class started There is nothing wrong with language literacy After writing on the blackboard, Lin Zifan taught the students how to read, and these students also followed along honestly, and when they were taught to write, the students were also honestly writing But when half a day passes, let them write their names Well, very few people can write it, and the others either write it wrong, or write it like a chicken's paw, and they can't read it at all is the descendants of the nine important ministers, and they barely write well, but in addition, only Lin Siyu is left This girl is literate, so her name can be written, but this girl's words are also the ugliest one Lin Zifan has ever seen, not one of them Seeing the answers handed in by the students, Lin Zifan almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood, and he couldn't even eat at noon "What kind of students did I bring here, the average age is about ten years old, and I studied for a long time, and I can't write my name."
He almost vomited blood, and he almost couldn't help but take out the A and shoot each of the students who made a mistake It was not easy for him to calm down, but in the afternoon class, he almost suffered a cerebral thrombosis Halfway through the class, Lin Zifan thought that the addition and subtraction within ten he taught, a simple batch, and even he had repeated it countless times, no one would be wrong again So, he asked, "Who will tell me how much one minus one is?"
"Teacher, I, I" moved forward and raised his little hand This is a boy only since Lin Zifan instilled the idea of equality between men and women in everyone, this kid has been very active and thinks he is very talented, huh "Then you say, how much is it" Lin Zifan asked him to answer, and the kid got up instantly: "Teacher, one minus one equals two" "Well, yes, it's a ghost" Lin Zifan glared suddenly, originally he thought that anyone could answer this question, so he was directly ready to say right, but the other party said that one minus one equals two "Recalculate" he said speechlessly: "Look at my hand, one finger on my left hand, one finger on my right hand" He stretched out his index fingers and put them together: "How much is the left hand minus the right hand?"
Forward: "" I saw that this kid also raised the index fingers of his left and right hands and said: "One finger on the left hand, one finger on the right hand" Two fingers side by side: "Left hand minus right hand equals two, yes" "I" Lin Zifan was speechless and choked God is right, you're minus, you're special, this is plus "Stand back, you say" He really didn't know how to explain it, so he could only ask his twin brother to step back and answer "Teacher, I think it's equal to two, that's right."
"I'm special" Lin Zifan's blood spurted out a mouthful of old blood, is this not wrong or equal to two He looked at it in a blink of an eye, and even found that many students were nodding their heads in approval, and they couldn't help but be speechless for a while "What kind of students are I going to teach, these people, can I really teach them?"
At this moment, he began to have a high degree of doubt about his abilities There is no way, in such a situation, it is difficult not to doubt life "You're going to give me standing lessons."
He roared angrily: "Who will tell me that you have a piece of meat in your house, but this piece of meat was eaten by you, so how much meat do you still have in your house?"
"Nonsense" Lin Siyu said with a disgusted face: "A piece of meat has been eaten, and of course there is no meat."
"So what is the amount of one minus one" Lin Zifan didn't care about Lin Siyu's muttering, and was ready to strike while the iron was hot, so that the students would know how much one minus one was equal to.
"Two" Who knows, the students replied in unison "I'm special" burst This time, Lin Zifan really couldn't help it: "Spring, summer, autumn and winter, let me in" My lord Spring, Summer, Autumn and Winter entered the classroom with a blank face "Oversee them and read them to me" "Just read one minus one equals zero, each person recites it a hundred times, whoever dares to recite it less, read it to me a thousand times" Lin Zifan really had no choice but to make a trick Don't you know, don't you remember, I've asked each of you to read it a thousand times, and I don't think you can still remember it At this time, Lin Zifan didn't even think about how to make them really understand and figure out why one equal to zero was one equal, anyway, he instilled it first, so that they knew that one equal to zero would say After a quarter of an hour, the students were reluctant, but they also knew that when they asked how much one minus one was, they would answer zero Obviously, this stupid method is still useful Lin Zifan was quite relieved, thinking that he had found a solution to the problem, but who knew that this was just the beginning From this day on, for more than a week after that, Lin Zifan's roar would be heard from the Lily of the Valley School from time to time His blood pressure rises countless times a day It's not because of poor health, but because these students are so talented For a full week, the average of these students is that they can write 180 commonly used Chinese characters, calculate addition and subtraction within 100, memorize 99 multiplication tables, and so on Well, I can just memorize and calculate the correct answer, and I don't know why it is this answer If you compare it with four or five-year-old elementary school students, this progress is already fast, but they are already ten years old: