If God gave William Wang another chance and killed him, he would not use not taking a bath as a preparation for filming the show.
Bad luck or something, you can play it, why are you so real?
On Tuesday night, Wilhelm Wang, who was sitting on the sofa at home and eating cereal while listening to Kim Tae-yeon's broadcast, said in his heart.
In the past two days, he has been really miserable.
When he arrived at the scene of the program team, he was five minutes late.
It's not because he didn't start early enough, but because Min Chang-ho came to a fork in the road when he was driving on the road.
As for why it came to a fork in the road?
It was a gust of wind that blew the street sign that was pointing to the left to the right......
After that, the shooting began, and their first mission was to go to a small river ditch to catch fish.
Just like the first time he went to shoot, this time they threw it in the ditch with miso and rice balls, and then ran to the side to play water games.
This time the game is a saddle horse.
Tragedy happened again: William Wang was too tall.
So, the people who wanted to jump off his back were desperate, and then, William Wang was very miserable and pressed into the water again and again.
He drank a lot of water from the river.
Then, he had diarrhea.
This is the first time that William Wang has had digestive problems in so many years.
Also very severe diarrhea to the point of dehydration. was sent directly to a nearby hospital for infusion by the program team.
It's another experience that I haven't had for hundreds of years.
After the infusion, or to be precise, William Wang, who had fully recovered after sleeping in the hospital for four hours, returned to the program team to continue filming.
I didn't make it to dinner.
Eating a stick of corn left over from the members, the game continues, this time talking about the strengths and weaknesses of the members of each other, a game that increases mutual understanding.
William Wang's shortcomings are no exception.
Luck back.
On the next day's breakfast task, William Wang was once again dragged by Junj, a guest who did not answer the question, to make breakfast.
Because he's the best cook in the group. …… All in all, if it weren't for the fact that Lee Hyori had just released her new album last week, and Yoo Jae-seok had been working hard to bring the rhythm of her new song "U-Go-Girl" in the show, it is estimated that this day's filming would basically become William Wang's solo program.
He's in too much condition.
"It's been really hot lately!
Many people like to eat ice and go to the valley or the beach to soak in the water.
It's just that when you have a lot of fun in these places, you must pay attention to your body, because you will have diarrhea when you catch a cold.
If this has already happened, remember to drink plenty of hot water to recuperate your stomach......"
Kim Tae-yeon's voice on the radio interrupted William Wang's train of thought, who was there reflecting on the stupid things he had done yesterday and today.
There was also a faint smile on his face.
Just when the broadcast began, he heard Kim Taeyeon saying that she had an upset stomach today, and then William Wang told Kim Taeyeon that he went to film the birth of the family and had diarrhea.
Then, Kim Taeyeon's side once again wasted all her efforts to bring the topic to what she wanted to tell William Wang.
"Master, it's not a way for you to be so unlucky!"
The succubus cat with the net next to him suddenly interjected, "Why don't you go to the island country to find that old man?"
” "Huh?
What are you looking for him for?
” "Doesn't he have a Shikigami who claims to be able to dispel the demonic aura in your body!
If you ask him to help you, you can last half a year at a time, right?
” "It's too much of a toss-up, it's better for me to take a shower every day!"
"That's not what I said!
You go to record that show, and you can't take a shower at night, right?
So don't you get up the next day and you're going to be unlucky?
” “……” "Of course, I think if you can, you'd better ask the old man if you have the talent to become an onmyoji.
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If you have, you can find a Shikigami who can help you dispel it yourself, isn't that a one-and-done solution?
"Succubus Cat's suggestion is very reasonable.
So much so that William Wang felt as if he couldn't find any reason not to listen.
So, early the next morning, he got on a plane and went to the island country.
"Shikijin is our friend, and you can't use them like tools."
In that small shrine in Fujiwara Saemon, William Wang heard his lesson with some annoyance.
After listening to William Wang's request, he is what he is now.
"It's not a tool, it's just that I want to find a friend who is willing to help me."
William Wang said calmly.
"Because I may not be able to solve this problem for the rest of my life, what I need is a friend who will never leave me for the rest of my life."
"Since you're sure it's your succubus servant who is the cause of this question, why don't you kill it?
Isn't that the solution?
” "From your point of view, the succubus is my Shikigami and my friend, can I kill it?"
King William attacked the shield of the son with the spear of the son.
Fujiwara Saemon, who was annoyed there, was stunned.
"Besides, it's useless to kill it now."
William Wang shook his head, "Ever since I gained the talent of a succubus, it doesn't mean much to me anymore. ” "But I've always felt that it's very dangerous for you to have more power in your hands."
Fujiwara Saemon still let out a long sigh.
"My current strength is almost enough to destroy this planet, a little more or a little less, it really doesn't matter."
William Wang smiled, "But you're not sure if I have the talent of an onmyoji, in case I don't have this talent at all, wouldn't it be nice to ask your Shikijin to help me dispel the demon's breath on my body?"
Are you a little too nervous!
” "You could have felt the presence of my Shikigami before."
Fujiwara Saemon shook his head, "It means that you can feel Shikigami."
For someone like you, all it takes is learning to chant a few mantras and then completing some meditation to summon Shikigami and sign a contract. ” "This ......
Then why can't I feel the cat?
” "That's an eight-tailed cat, and there is only one person in the entire island country except me who can feel its existence without opening his yin and yang eyes."
Fujiwara Saemon sighed lightly, "But you're right, if you want to destroy this world now, I guess no one can stop you......"
"Yes!
As long as I unleash the ability of the succubus and make the two great powers of the United States and Russia throw artillery at each other, the human race will be extinct.
William Wang nodded, "So, I think if you really want the good of this world, it's best to help me not to be mentally disturbed by this haunted bad luck......
"Are you threatening me?"
"Since I can become an Onmyoji now with just a few spells, then I'm not the same as looking for you or Irene?
I'm still here to say these things to you, at least to show that I still have a lot of respect for you, don't I?
William Wang spread his hands, "Besides, your student on the peninsula should be happy to tell me some spells."
It's a big deal, I'm going to make an alliance with him or something......"
"Alright, no need to say it."
Fujiwara Saemon let out a long sigh.
"Let's go to Izu tomorrow."
"Izu?
What to do?
” "The type of god you want is called the Rain Maiden, which first appeared on the Izu Peninsula, and you have to summon a Rain Maiden to make a contract with you, which is the easiest to find."
Fujiwara Saemon explained.
"The rain girl of Izu?
I've read a book called "The Dancing Girl of Izu", and it's very good.
William Wang nodded. “…… Yasunari Kawabata's book?
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Have you actually read it?
” "I've spent most of my life with paper."
William Wang smiled.
"That'......
Well, I'm relieved.
The person who would like that book should not be a very irritable person!
” "Not necessarily.
I also loved my struggles, and even the mustache that wrote the book, I quite liked it.
William Wang still smiled, "There is also a certain street writer on the Internet, who either abuses this or that every day, and he can't last three chapters when he writes a heroine." ” “……” "So, just because you read a book doesn't mean you're a person.
Just because you like something doesn't mean you have to be that way.
William Wang said lightly: "Okay, then I'll go back to the hotel first, and we will set off together tomorrow morning." ” "Okay."
Fujiwara Saemon glanced at William Wang, with something extremely complicated in his eyes
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