When Zuo Tianming heard this, he was a little furious, he felt that he had always been used to it, and today he didn't want to make trouble because he was escorted, so he was already very low-key and said that he wanted to buy it instead of robbing it, but this hawker obviously didn't know how to lift it.
So he scolded the peddler and said, "Damn, Lao Tzu said that buying your braised chicken is already lifting you, don't you don't know how to lift!"
” And the two Japanese agents knew a little Chinese, and they saw that Zuo Tianming was a little hairy, and they themselves were a little hungry, so one of the Japanese agents stood up directly, grabbed the peddler's collar, and then directly took out a pistol, put the muzzle of the black hole hole on the peddler's head, and scolded at the same time: "Bagaya Road, your good people are not!"
Dead, dead, dead!
” The Chinese on the other side saw that the other party directly took out a pistol, and said this typical Japanese Chinese, almost scared to pee, and waved his hand again and again with a pale face and said, "You are too ......
Taijun?
That......
That's count......
Forget it, I'll ...... this braised chicken I don't want it, let it be for you. ” And the peddler was even more trembling legs, he didn't think that he was just selling some braised chicken to earn some hard-earned money, but he didn't expect to attract death, so he directly handed the basket in his hand to Zuo Tianming, and then said with a sad face: "I don't know Taishan with my eyes, I don't know if you are Taijun, I don't want money for this braised chicken, give it to you, and ask Taijun to surround me with a small life." ” Another Japanese agent took the basket, lifted the cloth covering it, looked at the braised chicken in the basket, raised his hand and waved, and said, "Yours, the work of opening the road." ” The hawker's collar was loosened by the Japanese agent from earlier, and the hawker hurried out of the No. 5 carriage thanks to him.
And the two Chinese who first started to eat braised chicken were also trembling with fear, and did not dare to stay in this carriage at all, and hurriedly lifted their luggage and left the No. 5 carriage, for fear of being troubled by the Japanese.
The train soon entered a small station, and the vendor selling the braised chicken and the two Chinese hurriedly got off the train, looking like they were about to flee for their lives.
And their behavior was very normal to Zuo Tianming and the Japanese agent, and one of the Japanese agents laughed and said to his companions: "These lowly Chinese people, when they saw us angry, they got out of the car and slipped away like a mouse.
Hahahaha......"
The other Japanese agent arrogantly said: "The Shina people are an inferior people, and of course they don't dare to provoke us Japanese."
Let's start eating one chicken at a time, the smell is really tempting. ” So the three of them didn't care whether their hands were dirty or not, they directly grabbed the braised chicken and gnawed it, and Kong Xianfeng, who quietly walked into the No. 5 carriage quietly, sat on the seat next to him and smiled slightly, and then continued to read the newspaper intently.
By the time Zuo Tianming and the others finished eating the braised chicken, the train had already made a general journey, and there were still more than two hours to go to Shanghai.
Suddenly, a Japanese agent began to rub his stomach with his hands, and there was a small rattle in his stomach, and then a loud and smelly fart was released.
Zuo Tianming, who was sitting next to him, and the other Japanese agent opposite him were so smoked that they fanned their noses with their hands with disgust, and at the same time raised the windows of the car so that the wind blowing in from outside would blow away the stench.
And the Japanese agent with an upset stomach covered his stomach and said to his Japanese companion: "My stomach is very comfortable, it is convenient to go, you are watching here, I will come when I go."
With that, he clutched his stomach and trotted to the junction of the carriage and went to the toilet.
It didn't take long for the Japanese agent to pull back, his face full of comfort.
At this time, another Japanese agent also began to have an upset stomach, and said: "No, I have diarrhea too, you are staring here." ” Immediately afterwards, Zuo Tianming was also included in the diarrhea situation, and in this way, within half an hour, each of the three of them ran to the toilet twice.
Finally, their diarrhea was alleviated, and Zuo Tianming couldn't help but scold: "That damn hawker's braised chicken is not clean, it's delicious, but we all have bad stomachs."
Don't let me run into him again, or I'll make him look good!"
” Suddenly, the three of them began to have a rumbling in their stomachs again, and at the same time, they were about to have diarrhea.
At this time, the two Japanese agents were a little dumbfounded, because each of them wanted to go to the toilet first, and the key point was that Zuo Tianming, the target of their escort or escort, was also in a hurry.
The two Japanese agents were still loyal to their duties, and one of them said to the other: "We can't all go to the same toilet, someone will inevitably pull into their pants."
In this way, I will take Zuo Sang to the toilet at the junction of car No. 6 in the back, and you go to the toilet at the junction of car No. 4 in front. ” So they began to act separately, but when the Japanese agent and Zuo Tianming arrived at the toilet at the junction of car 5 and car 6, he really couldn't help it, and he couldn't care so much when people were forced to be in a hurry by, and he said to Zuo Tianming, who was also holding his stomach: "Zuo Sang, yours, wait here, I'll pull the work first." ” After speaking, he directly pushed open the small door of the toilet and closed it, and squatted down with a puff and puff.
And Zuo Tianming, who was outside, heard this popping sound, and suddenly couldn't help it, he immediately ran to the connection between the No. 6 and No. 7 carriages, he knew that there should be a toilet there.
He was a little dumbfounded when he ran to the place, the toilet here was locked, and there were people inside.
Zuo Tianming clamped his legs and shook the doorknob on the toilet vigorously, signaling that the people inside were in a hurry.
Because he didn't know if he could bear to run to the toilet in the next carriage, and it was unknown if there was anyone there.
Fortunately for Zuo Tianming, the people in the toilet seemed to have just finished solving the problem and opened the door all of a sudden.
Zuo Tianming squeezed in at this time, regardless of the ground, and then scolded: "Hurry up and get out of the way of Lao Tzu." ” Due to space limitations, the toilet on the train is very narrow, just enough for two people to stand, but because Zuo Tianming was in a hurry, he squeezed in without waiting for the person inside to come out, but what he didn't expect was that the person inside moved his body behind him with an expressionless face but suddenly covered his mouth with his hand, and then quickly pulled a sharp dagger directly on his neck, and blood mixed with bubbles suddenly squirted out, spraying everywhere on the wall of the toilet.
Zuo Tianming didn't expect that he would be attacked here, he began to struggle hard, and at the same time wanted to call for help, but his trachea had been severed, and he could only make a small lotus sound.