Until now, Xu Hang still doesn't understand what the company is doing in a meeting, but after hearing that Moss is a representative of the finance department, Xu Hang is in spirit, doesn't this mean that it is very likely to pay wages today?
Xu Hang calculated that he had been working for four months since he worked, and if it was settled into wages, there would be at least billions of Dream Coins!
That's a huge number.
It's no different from other leaders, even if Moss is a robot, it has to say a lot of inconsequential things as usual.
From all aspects of the company's history, culture, economy, and politics, Moss said everything he could say, and the whole process was as good as memorization.
In fact, for robots, the powerful memory chip has already stored the knowledge encountered in it, which is no different from memorization.
An inconsequential opening statement is something that everyone doesn't want to listen to, but it's indispensable, or a meeting will end in a few minutes, and everyone will be even more unhappy.
After half an hour of reciting the mechanically synthesized electronic sound, Moss finally cut to the chase.
"Let's talk about the company daily newspaper.
The company's total GDP has grown significantly compared to the previous quarter, surpassing several other companies, rising by 2.3%, thanks to a great invention.
Fully automatic robots, presumably everyone is familiar with this product, each workshop is divided into several, for the production efficiency has been greatly improved.
Here is a statement in advance, the invention of fully automatic robots is not for everyone to enjoy, if the filth inside is detected, its owner will immediately deduct this month's salary and the next month's salary, and at the same time be locked in a small black room for a month of reflection.
Thanks to the publicity in the early stage, the fully automatic robot got a large number of orders as soon as it came out, and the number of appointments reached 2 billion!
At present, all the 30,000 fully automatic robots distributed have been sold out, and here we would like to focus on commending Xu Hang, the creator of this technology.
Where is Xu Hang and is there anything you would like to say?
Would you like to share your experience with everyone?
” Moss's head rotated 180 degrees, and he quickly found Xu Hang's figure.
Being targeted by MOSS, Xu Hang's scalp tingled, and he guessed that this might be the company's warning to him to hand over the patent rights, otherwise he would be greeted by the end of being divided by the wolves.
Thinking of this, Xu Hang resolutely stepped onto the podium and grabbed the MOSS position without any cowardice.
After pondering the language, Xu Hang spoke: "Ahem, hello everyone, I'm Xu Hang, everyone must have heard of me, I won't introduce too much here."
Since you're willing to hear about my creative process, I'll talk about it in general. ” After saying this, Xu Hang obviously felt that the breathing sound around him became heavier, and those low-headed clans also stopped their movements, raised their arrogant heads, and quietly listened to Xu Hang's description.
"I Xu Hang has today's achievements, mainly from the company's cultivation of me, so to speak, without the company, there would be no I Xu Hang today.
Here, the first thing I want to thank is the company, Mr.
MOSS, Mr.
Zhang Ye for his cultivation, and all the brothers for taking care of them......
Speaking of which, you may not believe it, I, Xu Hang, was born in a reckless manner, but fortunately, the company valued me, which is why I have today's achievements......"
Quiescence.
The seats were quiet, but Xu Hang keenly noticed that the sound of breathing had become much worse again, and it seemed that many people were on the verge of exploding.
Finally, after Xu Hang's speech lasted for an hour, someone couldn't help it, stood up and yelled: "Licking a dog can't die well!"
Can you stop licking the company and say something useful?
” Xu Hang followed his gaze, and it was a passerby he was not very familiar with.
It's easy to do if you're not familiar with it, Xu Hang grinned and looked at the other party with confidence: "What?
Am I not right?
Or do you think the company has something sorry for you that deserves to be said so?
” The man choked, he could only suffer from himself in this way, he snorted coldly, sat down resentfully, but hated Xu Hang in his heart.
Without the disturbance of others, Xu Hang could play freely, according to the tips given by the N Encyclopedia, he recited according to it, drank a few glasses of water and went to the toilet a few times halfway.
Finally, when Xu Hang's speech lasted for three hours, Moss couldn't bear it anymore, and the patience of one of its robots was also challenged, and suddenly interrupted Xu Hang: "Stop, don't say any more." ” Sensing Xu Hang's different gaze, Moss's dark blue eyes turned orange, "Okay, that's all for your speech, I'll give a speech later when I have time." ” Xu Hang shrugged his shoulders and said that this is your own decision.
Moss was so angry that he couldn't speak, and the six-hour meeting was compressed into two hours.
As soon as the time came, it said: "Here we are, this meeting has come to an end, and then it is time for the Finance Department to pay salaries, everyone applauds and welcomes." ” Hearing this, everyone looked at each other for a while, and the spirit came again, and there was nothing more inspiring than this.
A cyborg that looked the same as Moss stepped onto the podium, except that the mech was golden-skinned and holding a thick stack of ledgers and a handful of magnetic cards.
The robot had excellent computing skills, and in a minute it calculated everyone's due wages, and after some manipulation, it hit everyone's magnetic card.
"In the end, Xu Hang's salary is six billion Dream Coins, how do you want to distribute it?"
The undisguised voice of the robot came out, and in an instant, Xu Hang received a complicated line of sight, including envy, jealousy, and greed.
At this point, Xu Hang is 100% sure that this is the company's second warning to him, and its purpose is to tell him to obediently hand over the patent rights of the fully automatic robot, otherwise everyone will rob you of your salary, and the company will not be responsible.
Yangmou!
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The conspiracy of the red fruit!
In the face of this undisguised provocation, Xu Hang was also tough enough, and said directly: "Exchange these Dream Coins for special zone cards." ” The zone card is something that Zhang Ye told Xu Hang recently, with the zone card, you can get the information you want in the company's data room, scientific research room and other exclusive areas that are difficult for ordinary people to enter.
Theoretically, everyone can enter, but it costs money to get in!
Consume 1 billion Dream Coins every hour!
It's literally swallowing money, and there's no darker place than here.
This kind of price is enough to dissuade more than 90% of people, you have to know what is wrong with one billion Dream Coins, if you use it to enjoy, you can make yourself comfortable for half a year, why waste it in this kind of place?
Even Xu Hang, who had just received a huge sum of money, could only squander it in these areas for six hours with the special area card, and it was gone in an instant.