I heard that in the end, the angry Taishang Laojun put the Holy Buddha into the gossip furnace and practiced it again, this time he didn't dare to slack off, seven hundred and forty-nine days later, the land and the three Qing Dao ancestors both ate a meal of roast monkey meat.
Several people sighed, the Holy Buddha is so delicious just a clone, especially the monkey brain, it is simply fascinating.
After seeing the opportunity, Taishang Laojun spread the news of how delicious the monkey was after being roasted, plus the certificate of the Sanqing Patriarch, and a certificate of the land by the way.
All the immortals are restless, they have lived for tens of thousands of years, and what they want most is to be able to find something delicious, and everything that can be eaten has been eaten, and it is time to have some fresh taste.
Since then, the Holy Buddha has become famous, and even when the Buddha will meet, Rulai also asked by the way whether it was so delicious, and the Holy Buddha almost turned into a wild monkey, but he held back for the time being.
But the last look in the eyes of the Buddhas is very wonderful, always like the feeling of being about to have a beastly hair.
Knowing that there was no place to live in heaven or earth, the Holy Buddha decided to go to hell to hide and see if he could break through the eighteen layers of hell, and also go to the paradise of bliss to take a turn, and I heard that it was the real pure land.
"It's so hard to be a Buddha, it's all the fault of Taishang Laojun, and others don't admit their mistakes after refining, so the Holy Buddha will be angry, rest assured, Holy Buddha, I will always support you, that is, can you borrow a stick to play."
A gust of wind blew, Chen Yu looked at the light around him, but no one answered him, and decided to return to the real world, so he could only silently consecrate the Buddha in his heart, and stay in the eighteenth layer of hell, where at least there would not be too many rules.
Even if you watch a monkey show, you can't hide the facts, Feng Wu is wearing a cloak at the moment, although she can see some aura in her eyebrows, but it has nothing to do with the so-called fairy, but it is a bit like a ghost.
And Feng Shu is much better, except for the red dress with some mud and blood, the hair on her face is not much different from what she saw before, this is the real fairy.
"Senior sister, what should I do with these two guys, otherwise I will kill them directly, it is useless anyway, I actually don't want to stand up when I see us, I simply despise the entire Feng Clan!"
In an instant, the incident evolved to the reputation of the group, especially the birds cherished their feathers the most, and all the praise Feng Shu had just now was withdrawn, and she was simply a wicked woman.
"Misunderstanding, big misunderstanding!
It's not that we don't want to stand, it's that we can't stand up at all, you look at the two holes in my heart, and then you look at the more than 30 blood holes on the chest of this hero, those are all proof of blood, proof of men, it's not that we don't want to stand, it's that we can't stand up at all. ” Thinking that he was the first man whose bloodline awakened in five thousand years, now he has ended up in such a miserable situation, and he has to be inferior to others, the dragon is roaring, his heart is dripping blood, and he may explode at any time.
"That's not right!
He is a man who can't stand up in thirty blood holes, you are a man who can't stand up in two blood holes, and you are still not a man. ” Such an esoteric question must be seriously considered, it is worthy of the Feng clan's production, and the original Fengshu's tranquility is also pretended.
One person has vomited blood, and the dragon is roaring and decides to give up on himself so that it will not be so uncomfortable.
"Are you going to kill me?
Or just leave me in the black forest until I starve to death and starve into a skeleton, what do you want to do, let the horse come, Ben Shao has already died again, and he doesn't care at all. ” The enemy was very dazzled when they met, the two had not known each other for a long time, but there were more and more resentments, Chen Yu had no hope, it was a big deal to live again, and if he couldn't live, he would go to the eighteenth layer of hell to fight with the Holy Buddha.
Feng Wu didn't answer, just slowly walked out and squatted down, stretching out his hand covered with mud and blood, as if he wanted to infringe on the arrogant guy in front of him, but his hand stopped halfway through, and the smile on his face became more obvious.
The instinct is to hide back, fortunately the other party stops moving, otherwise it will be the same as Chen Er once molesting the aunt and aunt on the street, it is simply indescribable grief and indignation.
"Oops!
The great Young Master Chen will also be afraid, I won't eat you, but I'll just give you some reward, countless men in the world are looking forward to this moment, you kid is good, forget it, I'm not angry, I'm not angry at all. ” Seeing Feng Wule's appearance, everyone was afraid of the other party's big killer.
Only the junior sister Feng Shu, who has the same blood, knows best, it is not a bad laugh, but some ordinary games between lovers, no matter how they look and speak, they are acting like the real thing, I am afraid that the two have long looked at each other, and have played this kind of game between lovers more than once.
There is a bit of a sour feeling, even if the other party is ugly without covering his body, but the senior sister doesn't care, she seems to be appreciative, in the eyes of the lover, Feng Shu has completely comprehended it today, maybe he will immediately soar and become a free and easy immortal in the sky.
Chen Yu and Long were roaring and their eyes collided, both showing desperate looks, signaling to each other, hurry up and find a way to kill Feng Wu, otherwise the two of us will definitely die or live.
Not only laughing, but also laughing so freely, I don't know much about the Feng clan, I like to torture others, as a leisurely and happy fun, such a perverted laugh, I'm afraid the two of them will really starve to death in the black forest.
It's really better to be killed directly, otherwise you will end up with the pain of starvation, and finally turn into two poor skeletons.
"Brother Chen, it's all your fault, if you hadn't dug the cemetery, at least it wouldn't have been so miserable, but now it's good, you can only be buried with those monsters, it's like a life."
It had been predicted that Feng Wu would torture him to death with holy fire, and laughed at the scene, and the dragon was roaring with a look of unwillingness, but unfortunately it couldn't be stopped at all.
"You're also a member of the Holy Clan?
Isn't it just death, what's the big deal, anyway, you can still become a soul, hurry up and reincarnate, and you will still be a good man after eighteen years!
” Having said that, the body is already tense, as long as the two sisters of the Feng clan explode, Chen Yu will use the thing that has been broken in two, as for the dragon horn has no chance to sneak attack, it will not be able to hit people at all.
"You kid can still say such interesting things, I underestimated you before, no, it's underestimated again, don't worry Chen Yu, I will always kill you, look at your little face and be scared, haha!
It's so much fun. ” There is a feeling of rejuvenation, what great joy has happened, and the whole person has become very different.
As far as Chen Yu understands her, when she says good things and relaxes people's minds, she will definitely show a vicious face, so that the tortured person will be even more painful.
Why would he know, please ask the Feng family Feng Zi, as well as Xue'er, etc., as long as they have come into contact with the Feng people, all the compatriots can understand.