"Hell is not exaggerated like that by your world, our heaven is a little excessive, there is nothing wrong, you are not young, do you really think that there is a saying that we are always happy and beautiful, our heaven does have everything, and personal mood depends on your own needs, such as what you want, basically there are, after all, it is a soul, in fact, there are very few things."
The woman in white did not reserve it, and told the general situation in heaven.
"Can you tell me more about what the soul needs?
I'm also a soul body, and I feel like my soul has no other entertainment than looking at the scenery and listening to stories. ” "It is convenient to talk to smart people, and the main entertainment in heaven is to listen and watch, and to chat by the way, these are the main things."
The woman in white folded her hands and counted them, just three items, and forcibly counted ten fingers, which was really embarrassing for her.
This is the paradise you want!
This is the paradise you want!
See and hear!
This is the paradise you want.
It is completely different from the previous books and the paradise in the oral description, the fragrant cars and planes are casually mentioned, the beautiful women are taken casually, the delicious food is enough, there is no need to work at all, and they will always live a happy and beautiful life.
What kind of bastard is the rumor, let's kill him, he has already become a soul body, what's the use of a fragrant car and an airplane, you can fly by yourself as soon as the wind blows, eat your sister's food, can the soul eat!
And most importantly, what do you want a beautiful woman to do!
I'll ask you, what do you want a beautiful woman to do, you have a soul body, it's enough!
Chen Yu's head was buzzing, if it was when he was alive, he would probably be fainted directly, and he finally went to heaven, compared to hell, it was just less torture and punishment, look at it, look at your sister, listen to your sister, say your sister!
However, as a newcomer soul who has just entered the soul realm, Chen Yu still has something to ask, "Don't say anything else, it's safe in heaven, it's not the main thing, I want to know, is there a woman in heaven who looks as beautiful as you." ” "How is this possible, there are many beauties in front of the door, even if she has the consciousness and wants to become a good person, there are countless resistances, there is no beauty, there is no beauty, but the facial features are still upright, countless times better than you look, rest assured!"
"You mean to say that if you are not in heaven, you must be in hell."
"Clever!"
Probably this is the mantra of the woman in white, or the angel leader, and it is not too much to praise a person who can go to heaven.
"Oh, I see.
You can find someone to go to heaven for me, I'm more afraid of cold, or hell is more suitable for me.
Chen Yu happily decided, anyway, the soul seducer Xiao Hei has already hung up, and if there is no underworld to come to seduce the soul, he can continue to be a lonely soul and wild ghost who travels the world, which is more reliable than going to heaven and listening to the story of that aunt.
When I think of stories, I think of storytelling, when I think of storytelling, I think of Feng Zi and Xue'er, when I think of their two little devils, my back is cold, even if I live, I won't continue to be a storyteller, and if I die, can I put up with others being an annoying storyteller.
"Smart......
What the hell!
” The woman in white said slander, and only then did she react, the other party actually refused to go to heaven, it was unbelievable, could it be that their angels did not publicize enough in the human world, and there were people who were not confused by it.
For a while, the woman in white frowned, and looked at the clown in front of her from time to time, she had never encountered the same situation, which made her a little overwhelmed.
"Are you serious, or are you joking, O heaven!
That's everyone, no matter how high the strength is, how high the status is, the biggest dream after death, the paradise of the soul, you actually say that you don't want to go to heaven, this joke is not funny at all!
” A group of people in white also couldn't believe their ears, and they talked about each other, and some even suspected that not only people would be stupid, but also some problems would occur in their souls and brains.
"Thank you for your kindness, let's leave the opportunity to others, I'm a person with weak stamina, look and hear, it's not suitable for my style, I guess I stay on it for a day, I won't be able to stay, and then I will make trouble for you, let me go to hell, torture me to death!"
Chen Yu was thinking about the so-called angels on the one hand, and on the other hand, he was righteous and awe-inspiring, and he looked quite arrogant.
I asked who in the world could face the great good things of heaven and abandon them and want to be a strange soul living in harmony with mankind.
It may have been that the death was too sudden to accept, and the lonely ghost lost his mind.
However, Chen Yu never regrets doing things, it is true that he has done a lot of stupid things in the past, but the past has passed, because there has been a lot of trouble caused by doing less things, and because he has done less of those things, he has saved a lot of time, and he can be debauched and do the happy things he expects, even in the end, he finds that the so-called happy things are not a big deal, just an empty one, whenever I think back, the things that were once happy, at least not bad and disgusting thoughts, although the happiness has been squeezed out, But the happiness of the past does exist, there is no need to doubt it.
"Oh, I see, after all, he is a good person who can go to heaven, and it is normal to have a good heart, and he even thinks about us, which is really touching."
The woman in white has big eyes, because she is sideways, she can only see one eye, which does not affect her good-looking eyes.
The other people in white slapped themselves in the mouth, retracted the criticism just now, and appreciated the kindness of the clown in front of them.
"No way, I'm a good person by nature, I still can't change it when I die, you just leave me alone, let me fend for myself, anyway, I'm dead, what else is there to worry about."
Chen Yu laughed helplessly, saying that the future is good, and thousands of years later, one of the strongest people in the continent created a method of time travel, and was chased and killed by countless strong people, without bloating, legs, and eyeballs, and the good things he said were instantly in vain, and it may take the same amount of time to erase the sorrow, it should take two thousand or even three thousand years.
There is a bad premonition, maybe you can't get rid of everything that happened in your life for the rest of your life, and you will be killed by your future self, which is simply intolerable, even if you know who the enemy is, but you don't dare to retaliate, for fear of affecting yourself now, there is nothing saddest in the world than this.
"No!
You are such a good person, if we abandon you, like what, I really don't know what you are hesitating about, hundreds of millions of people can't get a chance, and they still refuse, don't hesitate anymore, hurry up and follow me to heaven!
The woman in white righteously refused.
"End of this chapter"