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Chapter 800: I'm scared to pee


If you have to use one sentence to describe the face of Meng's ancestors.

That is, it's like someone dying in the family.

The faces of the three of them were all drooping.

And when they saw Wu Liang again, their originally dull gaze suddenly became fierce.

In his eyes, there was a thick murderous intent!

"Wu Liang, you bastard!

Why are you putting ointment on my face!

Who made you wipe it?!

” Meng Tianzhuo directly burst into foul language, and rushed towards Wu Liang like crazy.

But when he rushed in front of Wu Liang, he suddenly stopped.

He realized that although the prepared ointment had been used up, Wu Liang still had ointment on his face, and if Wu Liang grabbed another handful and wiped it over, it would be even more sad!

To be honest, the life and death of the Meng family's ancestors and grandchildren are uncertain now.

Don't look at the current life, the five poisons Tianshui is a very toxic chronic poison.

Just think about it, anything that can penetrate into the blood and even organs through the pores is highly toxic.

Although the three ancestors and grandchildren of the Meng family immediately ran to the bathroom to clean, in the process of running to the bathroom, it had been more than a minute.

Therefore, Meng Tianzhuo, Meng Sanyang and Meng Jinfang are still not out of danger of life.

What awaits them will be a week of death.

It is precisely because of this that Meng Tianzhuo and the three of them are full of murderous intent towards Wu Liang.

In the face of the hostility of the three ancestors and grandsons of the Meng family, Wu Liang was in a stable state of mind.

He was not afraid of the three men in the slightest.

In his eyes, Meng Tianzhuo and the three of them are powerless.

Wu Liang, who has a golden body to protect his body, is really not afraid of anyone in this Huadu.

Even the five-star master of the Martial Arts Association, Wu Liang, also regarded it as a joke.

"Meng Tianzhuo, are you crazy?"

Wu Liang glanced at it lightly, his face unshocked.

On the contrary, Meng Tianzhuo couldn't help but want to put Wu Liang to death.

"Wu Liang, you said, why did you put ointment on my face, did you get my consent?!"

Meng Tianzhuo howled like crazy.

Wu Liang spread his hands and sneered: "I see that you are really getting more and more confused, it is you who said that the Chinese herbal mask developed by your family has a very magical effect, and it has an immediate effect on the face, refreshing and refreshing, to remove oil and acne, are you so unconfident in your own products?"

” Meng Tianzhuo was so angry that he trembled, and even his face turned black.

He knew he was wrong, but the flame of anger was hard to extinguish.

"Of course I'm very confident in my own products, but if you put ointment on my face without my consent, that's the biggest disrespect to me!"

"I didn't expect you to be so sensitive, there shouldn't be something wrong with this ointment, right?"

Wu Liang asked with a smile.

"When......

Of course not, there is absolutely no problem with the ointment!

Meng Tianzhuo hesitated.

"Since there's nothing wrong with the ointment, why are you so sensitive?

It's just a little ointment, and it's not a slap in the face, and you can get excited?

Wu Liang asked rhetorically.

"This ......

This is a matter of principle, I just think you can't put ointment on the other party's face without the other party's consent, this is a matter of politeness, and your approach is very rude!

Meng Tianzhuo fought back with a weak heart.

Wu Liang knew that Meng Tianzhuo, an old thing, was quibbling, what principles and etiquette were just Meng Tianzhuo's excuses.

"If you insist on reasoning with me, it means that there is something wrong with your ointment, otherwise you would care so much?"

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Wu Liang's words poked at Meng Tianzhuo's weakness.

Meng Tianzhuo instantly became even more weak-hearted, and was suddenly speechless.

And the brainless fans who originally supported him also felt that Meng Tianzhuo was a little too much.

It's just a little ointment on the face, and it's not a face full of feces, so I don't care so much at all.

However, Meng Tianzhuo was still unhappy!

He is dumb and eats coptis, and he can't tell if he suffers.

He hated Wu Liang very much, but he couldn't tell the truth, after all, he was at a loss.

It was Wu Liang who was the first to be harmed, but he didn't expect to dig a pit and bury himself.

And what made him find a little psychological balance was that the ointment on Wu Liang's face had stayed for more than five minutes.

He felt that Wu Liang would definitely die.

"Wu Liang, Wu Liang, you definitely don't know that this ointment is mixed with five poisonous heavenly water!

The five poisons are colorless and tasteless, very toxic, and is a chronic poison, within a week, you will die of organ failure, I am uncomfortable, you don't want to live!

” At this moment, Meng Tianzhuo's psychology has been distorted, to the point of perversion.

The main reason is that Meng Tianzhuo felt that the ointment only stayed on his face for less than two minutes, and the ointment was still on Wu Liang's face, so he faintly found a sense of balance, and even gloated.

Not only Meng Tianzhuo, but also Meng Sanyang and Meng Jinfang also have the same thoughts.

However, Meng Tianzhuo didn't know that Wu Liang had a golden body attribute and was invulnerable to a hundred poisons, although the five poisons were very toxic, it was difficult not to be able to avoid Wu Liang.

"Meng Tianzhuo, I suggest that your whole family go for a psychiatric evaluation, don't delay the condition, biting someone is no different from a mad dog, I'll wash my face first, you calm down."

After Wu Liang said this to Meng Tianzhuo, he went to the bathroom to wash his face.

Meng Tianzhuo was very angry in his heart, but he also realized that he was a big man in the industry after all, and he still tried not to lose his temper on such an important occasion as the Medicine King Ceremony.

And when Wu Liang came back after washing his face, the three ancestors and grandchildren of the Meng family were still flustered.

Because, the three of them knew very well in their hearts that they had been poisoned.

This is the five poisonous heavenly water, the more I think about it, the more scared I feel, and the more I think about it, the more terrifying I feel.

The three of them lowered their voices in uncontrollable nervousness and comforted each other.

"Grandpa, I calculated, I'm just two minutes, is it really okay for two minutes?"

"Father, it's been more than two minutes, and I've only been a minute and a half, so it should be fine!"

"It stands to reason that it should be relieved after a quick rinse, but I hope it's okay!"

"Grandpa, I'm afraid, I'm so worried, my heart is beating wildly now, and it's about to pop out!"

"Father, I'm so scared, will I die like this?"

"Grandpa, I'm only twenty-eight years old!

I don't want to die!

Don't want to die!

” Faced with the increasingly unstable mentality of his son and grandson, Meng Tianzhuo was angry and anxious.

"You both shut up!

With so many people looking at us like fools, don't you two feel ashamed?

” In fact, Meng Tianzhuo was also panicked in his heart, but there was no way, he didn't want to see his son and grandson make too much ugliness.

And at this moment, grandson Meng Jinfang was suddenly scared!

Uncontrollable urine collapse, and a large piece of wet in front of the pants in an instant!

Meng Jinfang was scared to pee, he was wearing black pants, if he didn't observe carefully, it would be really difficult for others to find out.

But this thing actually opened his mouth and said with a dull gaze: "Grandpa, Dad, I pee, I can't control my pee......"