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Chapter 1443: I'm here to borrow a latrine


"The owner of the bookstore said that this poem was written by a down-and-out scholar who seemed to be helping people write family letters in the market for a living."

Yun Shuiyao told the news she had received from the owner of the bookstore.

"How can a scholar who makes a living by writing letters to others have such talent?"

Yun Haizhen was surprised, but he became interested in this scholar, he picked up the poem written by Chen Feng and looked at it, and found that the text on it was a little strange, it looked a little awkward at first, but when he looked at it, he felt a little interesting.

"This scholar is interesting, the poems are well written, even his words are unique, these words look crazy but not chaotic, there is a sharp edge of the sword, this scholar is a man with a backbone."

Yun Haizhen praised: "It's a pity that there is such a great talent but hiding among the people......"

Chen Feng, who was hiding behind the rockery stones, heard the conversation between the two, and the whole person was Spartan, where would he have thought that a poem he copied casually was actually liked by Yun Haizhen.

Chen Feng couldn't help but hook his head out, intending to take a look, but accidentally touched a small pebble and found an extremely slight sound.

"Who's there?"

A guard who followed Yun Haizhen's side immediately noticed the sound and immediately shouted vigilantly in the direction where Chen Feng was.

Chen Feng didn't expect the ears of the guard who was following Yun Haizhen to be so sensitive, when Chen Feng accidentally touched the stone just now, he had already reacted, and used his true qi to shatter the stone silently, but he didn't expect to be noticed by this guard, and he really couldn't underestimate these people.

"There are assassins!"

With the guard's warning, I saw that a large group of guards with bows, arrows and swords had rushed into the backyard, this backyard was the residence of the family of Shangshufu, and the strength of the guards was naturally not sloppy.

Chen Feng saw that the place where he was hiding had been discovered, so he could only walk out of it, pretending to be a little confused and said: "Don't misunderstand, don't misunderstand, in fact, I came to borrow the bathroom, I accidentally went to the wrong place just now, don't be nervous, I'm not an assassin." ” "Well, that's the bathroom......

It's a toilet, wc, oh yes, you don't understand English, it should be called a toilet.

Chen Feng was worried that these people would not understand, so he had to explain, but the more he explained, the more chaotic it became.

Chen Feng said this, it is estimated that even he himself did not believe it, but when everyone saw that he was just an unarmed scholar, his nervous thoughts were relieved a lot.

"Sophistry!

This is the backyard of Shangshu Mansion, don't you know?

You broke into the backyard of Shangshu Mansion with bad intentions, and you don't want to be caught quickly. ” The guard standing beside Yun Haizhen put away his weapon and waved at the guards, asking the two of them to step forward and grab him.

"Misunderstanding, misunderstanding, I'm really going the wrong way, I'm here to celebrate Lord Shangshu's birthday."

Chen Feng pretended to be frightened, only to see him sneak a glance at the guards around him with bows and arrows, planning that if he couldn't talk about it later, he could only take down these guards and escape.

Yun Haizhen also looked at Chen Feng, the momentum on his body was not angry but mighty, as the head of the imperial court, he held great power, and there were many people who wanted to kill him, but so far, no assassin has been able to succeed.

"It seems that you are also a scholar, unarmed, not like an assassin, since you said that you are here to celebrate my birthday, what evidence do you have?"

Yun Haizhen was in safety, but he didn't panic, but looked at Chen Feng's wrinkled words.

"Yes, yes, this is my prayer post, and I have a gift for Lord Shangshu."

Chen Feng put his hand into his clothes and tinkered with it for a while, and took out a crumpled sticker from it, plus a bottle of the best "Moutai".

"Bring something over and take a look?"

Yun Haizhen instructed the personal guards beside him.

Soon the guards beside him went over to take these two things from Chen Feng's hands, and he first checked them, and after finding that there was no problem, he presented them to Yun Hai Zhen.

Yun Haizhen picked up Chen Feng's greeting post and looked at it, and found that it was just a very ordinary greeting post, and he didn't study it deeply, and then his eyes fell on Chen Feng's Moutai wine and looked at it.

"What is this?"

Yun Haizhen took the bottle and shook it, it seemed to contain some kind of liquid, and the bottle looked very exquisite, like a work of art, this material was neither wood, nor porcelain, nor glass, and I don't know what material was used to make it.

"Back to Lord Shangshu's words, this is a kind of wine that a relative of mine brought back from Fanbang by boat, the name is 'Moutai', I heard that Lord Shangshu likes to drink, so I brought it over and prepared to give it to Lord Shangshu to taste."

Chen Feng said respectfully.

"Wine?"

When Yun Haizhen heard these two words, his eyes suddenly lit up, he is a good wine in addition to good poetry, and as soon as he heard that this bottle contained fine wine from Fanbang, he suddenly became interested.

"How do I open it?"

Yun Haizhen looked left and right, and found that there was no place to speak, so he asked with some curiosity.

"There's a little cap on the top of the bottle, and you just have to twist it clockwise and you're ready to open."

Chen Feng used gestures to make a way to open the bottle cap.

The guards beside Yun Haizhen really unscrewed the cap according to Chen Feng's method, and suddenly a strong aroma of wine immediately wafted in the air, making people feel like bathed in the fragrance of wine, and there was a feeling of fluttering like a fairy.

Yun Haizhen sniffed with his nose, and his eyes suddenly lit up, he was originally a good drinker, although he had never drunk Moutai wine, but just with such a strong wine aroma, he knew that this wine was extraordinary, and suddenly the wine worms in his stomach came out.

The guard next to him poured some wine from the bottle, and the aroma of the wine was even stronger, so that people were already drunk in it just by smelling it, and the guard took out a silver needle to test it, the silver needle did not change color, and nodded to Yun Haizhen, which means that there is no poison in this wine.

Chen Feng looked a little funny, I don't know how many poisons there are that make the silver needles not react, if he really wants to poison them, Chen Feng has at least hundreds of ways to prevent the silver needles from changing color.

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"My lord, why don't you let me take the first sip?"

At this time, Chen Feng took the initiative to stand up, since you are afraid that the wine is poisonous, then I will drink it myself, you should rest assured.

Soon Yun Haizhen's guards poured out a little wine, in order to prevent Chen Feng from stealing the dragon and the phoenix, he also came over to feed Chen Feng the wine in person, Chen Feng didn't even have the slightest hesitation, he drank it directly, and after drinking, he also clicked his mouth, looking like he had an endless aftertaste.