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Chapter 369: "Disgusting" BUG Fix Plan


Domestic comedy movies, especially Chinese New Year comedies, have always been Feng Xiaogang's world.

The combination of him and Uncle Ge You, just like the "white clouds and black soil" of the Spring Festival Gala, has become the expectation of the vast majority of the audience at the end of each year.

But comedy is such a thing, if you want to have laughter, the most fundamental thing is to be down-to-earth.

After all, not everyone is a high-achieving student who graduated from Qingbei double-first-class, and you are all "willing to be a lackey under the Qingteng Sect", "You are a scholar in the Dao Department, but the Department is a general" and the like, most people can't laugh.

If Xie Er wasn't stupid, he would just be an ordinary genius with a poisonous tongue and neuroticism.

But grounding is not something you can connect if you want to be grounded.

At the beginning, most of the themes of "Feng's Comedy" were about the joys and sorrows of the little people.

This is also the reason why the majority of the audience likes to see it, because most of these things happen around us.

The more the audience likes to watch it, the higher the box office of the movie; The higher the box office, the more successful the director is; The more successful the director, the more he wants to pursue a higher artistic connotation......

Then, the movie is far away from the audience.

This is why Feng Xiaogang and his "Feng's comedy" have become more and more unpopular over time.

Take a look at "Party A and Party B", and look at "Private Custom".

It can only be said that having money limits the imagination of the bigwigs to civilians.

But again, no one is irreplaceable.

"Feng's Comedy" is no longer good, and there will naturally be new comedy talents.

In 06, a "Crazy Stone" illuminated the domestic small-budget film market shrouded in darkness, and also made people remember a "ghost director", Ning Hao.

In the 12th year of the Chinese New Year, "Thai Embarrassment" was born, which suddenly brought domestic films to the era of one billion, and also made Xu Zheng instantly become the top 1 box office of Chinese film directors. 13 Around the Spring Festival, "Thai Embarrassment", "101 Marriage Proposals" and "Journey to the West" were released in turn, with a total box office of up to 3 billion, and also gave the late-blooming Huang Bo the title of "3 billion actor".

In the 14th National Day file, a "Model Student" sparked heated discussions and debates around the world.

Mu Ming became the youngest "billion-dollar box office director", and was also called the most potential candidate among the "future commercial film masters" by fans.

Ning Hao, Xu Zheng, Huang Bo, this "iron triangle" has become the top configuration of domestic comedy movies.

Moreover, a Mu Ming was also added.

Therefore, "Heart Flower Road", which has just announced the release information and started to promote, has become the most anticipated movie in the Spring Festival file.

However, no matter how much you look forward to it, you still have to wait for a while.

This year's Spring Festival time is finished again, it is only the beginning of February, and it will take half a month to celebrate the New Year.

However, the audience is not bored, Fan Ye's new drama "Big Wave Sister ......", oh no, "The Legend of Wu Meiniang" was set as the New Year's drama by Mango Satellite TV and is being screened.

To be reasonable, most of the highlights of the drama starring Fan Ye are outside the play.

For example, in this "The Legend of Wu Meiniang", it first relied on "mountains and rivers" to attract attention; Then it was suddenly rectified, and the big wave became big.

A group of male viewers who were originally not very interested in this kind of drama, at the risk of downloading "Hulu Baby", "Pleasant Goat" and "News Network", searched for "uncut version" in various ways, wanting to see the scenery of the mountains and greenery.

Of course, after watching it, the one who should scold the bad drama is still scolding as always.

Mu Ming looked at Lin Jie and the others with disdain, and when she said that she had found the "uncut version" two days ago, she was still chatting enthusiastically, and she turned around and began to scold.

Tut!

At the beginning, he was anxious like a dog, but now he is ugly.

"No, director, you can't say that."

Lin Jie said to Mu Ming with an aggrieved expression: "Our criticism is actually encouraging, mainly hoping that they can make progress." ” "Come on, watch a pirated version and encourage a ball of yarn."

Mu Ming waved her hand disdainfully: "Don't say it's useless."

What I asked the props to prepare two days ago, are you ready?

” "Oh, the props told me in the morning that they were ready."

Lin Jie nodded, called a field attendant and instructed a few times, then turned back to Mu Ming and said, "I'll let people bring it, you can see if it's okay." ” Not long after, the prop master of the crew ran over, still holding a small box in his hand.

"Director, this is the clay you want."

The prop master opened the lid, and the box was filled with a large piece of plasticine-like gelatin.

The color is tan and somewhat moist, somewhat resembling melted chocolate.

Well, that's actually a more glorified description.

To a few people around him, the lump looked more like some kind of excrement.

Mu Ming only felt a smell rushing to her face, and subconsciously took a step back.

Of course, he knew it was just his own mental work, and in fact he didn't smell anything.

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"It's okay, cover it."

Mu Ming asked the prop master to close the lid, turned his head and asked Lin Jie, "How is it, this is quite similar, right?"

” "It's so similar.

If it weren't for the lack of taste, I would have thought it was the real thing......

Evil-" Lin Jie retched halfway through speaking, obviously the psychological effect was stronger than Mu Ming's.

This cement is the prop that Mu Ming ordered to prepare before, mainly for the scene of "son pretending to be dead and escaping" to be filmed today.

In the original "Room", the heroine made up her mind to escape during her son's questioning.

However, she also knew deeply that she would definitely not be able to go out.

The only chance is his son.

The first thing she thought of was to let little Jack pretend to be sick and then ask Old Nick to take him out for treatment.

In the process, let little Jack find a chance to escape.

You don't have to run far, you just need to ask other people for help.

But Old Nick was much more careful than she thought, or rather, much more cowardly.

He didn't plan to take little Jack to the ground at all, he simply bought a few boxes of pills and gave them to Joey.

Feeling Nick Sr.'

s caution, Joey decided to break the kettle and let Little Jack play dead, so that Nick Sr. had to carry the "body" out to find a place to bury it.

The body had to be transported by car, and Old Nick only had a pickup truck with a back bucket.

Roll the body in a mat and place it on the back bucket of the pickup.

And what Little Jack has to do is to get out of the mat while driving.

While waiting for the intersection to stop, jump out of the car and run away.

To this end, Joey also specially trained his son how to quickly turn out of the mat and how to find the opportunity to jump out of the car.

To be honest, although this movie has a high rating, there are also quite a few bugs.

Especially focused on the part where Little Jack escaped.

For example, why is it certain that Old Nick would have carried the body away instead of burying it in the yard; Why is it certain that Old Nick would put the "corpse" in the back bucket and not in the cabin.

Of course, this kind of small bug can still be explained.

Like the former one, because of his careful and timid character, he did not dare to bury himself in the yard; The latter is because the wrapped mat is too big to fit in the cabin.

However, there is also a very serious bug that will directly affect the direction of the plot, but there is no way to explain it.

According to the original plot, the heroine Joey lay on the mat that had been wrapped, pretending to be heartbroken and said to Old Nick that here was the body of Little Jack, who was sick and suddenly died.

If you are a normal person, it is normal to believe it like this.

After all, not everyone has the guts to look at a "corpse", even a child.

But don't forget, old Nick is still a criminal, and a cautious criminal.

He didn't even check it, he just loaded the mat into the car, and then prepared to bury it.

With this IQ, if the heroine wanted to escape before, she could escape more than 400 times in the past nine years.

So here, Mu Ming modified the plot a little.

Before, Old Nick left for a few days after delivering the medicine, and the heroine stuck to her son's body and mat with excrement, disguised as a "corpse" and began to rot.

This change is obviously more plausible than before.

Moreover, it can also match the plot of Little Jack's distress later.

Now the question is how to convince Xiao Zimu to agree to rub this thing on his body.