Sing a conquest to my sister......
In just eight words, Gu Feng's mind kept swirling, his face stiffened, and he smiled awkwardly: "Sister He Yi, don't be kidding......"
"I'm not kidding, isn't this immoral?
Is it against the morality of the rivers and lakes?
This is the first condition.
He Yi snorted.
"Sister, shall we change it?"
The corners of Gu Feng's mouth stiffened, and he said, in his heart, he was completely convinced of He Yi, a bewitching woman, just because he accidentally saw her change her mask in the room a few days ago, and he was actually coerced into making three conditions......
Now this condition is even more conquest, although it is not against morality, but can a man endure it?
This is so decisive that I can't bear it!
"Gu Feng, you are a man, you have to talk about it, otherwise your dear Sister Tang Yao knows that you are actually a big pervert and a big bastard, it is estimated that there will be a lot of unpleasantness, right?"
He Yi opened her innocent eyes, smiled harmlessly, she was very excited, and secretly clenched her pink fists, this little bastard finally knew that she was afraid, hahaha!
Seeing Gu Feng's unhappy expression, He Yi was very happy, is this the legend, happiness is based on the pain of others?
He Yi looks down on this kind of person.
But if Gu Feng asked like this, He Yi would definitely laugh loudly and rampantly: "That's right!
The old lady is this kind of person, I don't accept you to bite me!
” At this time, Gu Feng was in no mood to ask this, because his sky was gloomy and misty, and he couldn't wait to cut off the right hand that had been troubled before.
Wipe.
The advantage is taken, but this person will also be lost......
Thinking that he was handsome and chic, and now he was going to be deflated in the hands of He Yi, a crippled woman, Gu Feng was unhappy for a while, and black lines appeared on his forehead.
Gu Feng's unhappiness fell in He Yi's eyes, and she smiled proudly: "Hurry up, hurry up, don't let me look down on you, and I think, Sister Tang Yao won't like a man who doesn't talk much!"
” "He Yi, you are ruthless!"
Gu Feng gritted his teeth, he didn't even shout his sister, this woman really has the face of an angel, the devil's heart, too vicious!
I was still fascinated when I first saw her......
"Don't sing?"
He Yi raised his eyebrows.
"Sing, why don't you sing!"
Although it is insulting to the dignity of men, Gu Feng still feels that he wants to sing, life is alive, and promises are worth a thousand gold!
If you say it, you have to do it.
"Need accompaniment?
Forget it, let's sing a cappella, it's not good for Sister Tang Yao to hear it. ” He Yi thought that the grievances of being eaten tofu in the past few days could finally be vented, and he suddenly jumped up excitedly.
Gu Feng supported his forehead, he was completely convinced, and he also accompanied......
"Sing quickly, what are you doing with the pestle?"
He Yi said dissatisfied, his hands were crossed, the murder weapon trembled, Gu Feng's eyes stared at her, and he was angry in his heart.
"Hey, look at them purely, don't stare at people with such obscene expressions, sister, I'll be shy."
He Yiqiao blushed and said.
Wipe!
It's obviously a vixen, and he pretends to be innocent and fresh, which is decisive and unbearable!
But Wan was unwilling, Gu Feng still sang: "Finally you found a way to divide the victory and defeat, the price of losing is that each other is broken bones, you have countless scars in your heart when you are healthy on the outside, and I am a prisoner of this battle who is tenacious." ” After a pause, Gu Feng started singing the key part: "Just like this, I was conquered by you, cut ......"
"Stop!"
He Yi shouted, impatiently: "What about the action?"
” "Action?"
Gu Feng was stunned at first, then gritted his teeth, and actually had to move, it was really too bullying.
"Degree, grind and chirp, are you still a man?"
He Yi made it clear that the old lady was making things difficult for you, which made Gu Fengqi's teeth itch.
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"Surnamed He, don't deceive people too much!"
"Oops, how can I bully someone?
Sister, I'm a righteous policeman!
The main thing is that I didn't hear the taste of conquest at all when you sang, so I can only make up for it from the action, by the way, I will sing affectionately for a while, but I want to record it as a ringtone!
” He Yi blinked his beautiful eyes very seriously, waved the mobile phone in his hand, and said seriously.
Gu Feng's eyes were white one after another, even though He Yi was a superb beauty who made men unable to walk, how could he have the urge to beat He Yi fiercely?
Especially the smooth forehead horn, Gu Feng seemed to see a long demonic horn extending out......
"Hurry up, it's really grinding, just kneel on both knees, one knee."
He Yi pointed.
"You, you, you......"
Gu Feng's anger was not light, and he felt a deep sense of powerlessness for the first time.
Can't fight, can't scold, but the other party still has their own handle in their hands, you say it's not annoying!
Gu Feng has already made up her mind, today she will sing to He Yi to conquer, and she will ask her to sing eight consecutive kills to Lao Tzu!
Well, it's a little bit of a bit of a violent one......
Or pounce He Yi on the sand, directly a hundred times, a hundred times!
Turning He Yi over fiercely, Gu Feng stiffened his neck and said: "The man has gold under his knees, don't kneel!"
” "Give my sister a little bit of a queen's atmosphere......"
He Yi hugged Gu Feng's arm and said coquettishly, the softness of the arm made the latter flutter for a while.
"This ......
No way!
” Gu Feng was originally tempted by the beauty scheme, but he woke up at the last moment.
Cold sweat is pouring on his forehead, this is really a goblin!
But my arm was so soft just now......
"Hurry up!
Otherwise, you will be allowed to go out and run naked for a thousand meters!
” He Yi let go of Gu Feng's arm and said fiercely: "Then tell Sister Tang Yao that you are a pervert, not only do you like to run naked, but you also like voyeurism, and you also have a series of special hobbies such as fetishes." ” "Trust me, I'll do it."
He Yi smiled softly at Gu Feng, and with this smile, Gu Feng was directly a cold shudder.
In the face of this threat, he gave in with little ambition.
"Get down on one knee, yes, just hold that bouquet of roses on the windowsill, stupid, that's Yueji!"
“……” When everything was ready, Gu Feng knelt on one knee, holding roses, and in front of him was the beautiful and incomprehensible He Yi, this scene changed scenes, it was almost like a marriage proposal.
But Gu Feng's mouth is actually a conquest......
The beautiful picture suddenly cracked.
"Conquered by you in this way, cut off all ......"
Gu Feng originally lowered his head because of annoyance, but when he looked up by chance, he actually saw something that he shouldn't have seen.
The skirt of the pajamas He Yi was wearing was extremely short, and between her legs crossed, it was already spring, and she hadn't pressed it with her hands, the consequence of doing so was that a faint blue appeared in Gu Feng's sight......
Poof, I saw He Yi's little inner again.
Gu Feng's eyes seemed to freeze inadvertently, and he laughed evilly in his heart, let you bully me, I won't tell you that you are gone!