Although the style of the courtyard is simple, the environment is elegant, and there is a legacy of the ancients, but no one has lived in it for too long, the ash in the room has accumulated a thick layer, the rain stains on the wall are like a map, and the yard is full of weeds......
Pushing the door into the house, the field team almost thought they were in a haunted house.
Fortunately, there is an automatic cleaner in the team, Lele, who is more efficient than any kind of technological product, just walking around the house and yard, and cleaning it immediately.
Although the bed house is still old and dilapidated, it is already a rare enjoyment for the special forces who are already adaptable and extremely tired, at least it is better than cleaning the house or sleeping in the wilderness.
So when I went to bed that night, no one didn't praise Lele's ability for being convenient and easy to use, and Ze was born!
It's a pity that they only enjoyed this joy when they went to bed that night, and the next day, they didn't think so at all.
The next morning, Dugu Hong got up early in the morning, and when the field members were still asleep, he tinkered and began to work non-stop, and when a group of people woke up sleepy-eyed, they saw that there was a big pile of debris in the yard, which was more messy than the weeds before Lele cleaned it.
Take a closer look, there are really everything in it, there are firecrackers, colored silk, red paper, nail boards, sledgehammers, stone slabs, wooden stakes, cans of kerosene, a few porcelain bowls, gongs, drums, suona, piles of bricks, a plate of red tasseled flying knives, and all kinds of weapons, including Qimei sticks, Yanling knives, Longquan swords, and ash guns......
There is even a glittering signboard with four big characters on it - "Oriental Martial Arts Hall", and a line of small characters deliberately marked below: huaguokungFu.
In addition, there are piles of clothes on the side, which seem to be things that were called practice clothes hundreds of years ago, and the old ones can only be seen in movies and television games, but in reality, they are basically extinct except for museums, and God knows where Duguhong got it from.
Seeing that everyone woke up one by one, their attention was gradually attracted by the pile of things in the yard, Duguhong greeted them warmly: "Come, come, change your clothes and try them to see if they fit." ” "It's ......
Used to wear?
The people opened their mouths wide, they thought that Duguhong wanted them to help send this pile of garbage outside and throw it away, but they didn't expect it to be the answer.
"yes."
Duguhong nodded innocently, "According to the original plan, today was supposed to be a big cleaning, first tidy up the house decently, but I didn't expect those jobs to be done by Lele alone last night."
I thought, it's better to choose a day than to hit the day, simply, our martial arts hall will open today!
” “……” "See what I'm doing?
Without me, you slept on the grass last night?
A bunch of ungrateful guys!
Lele scolded and withdrew from all complaining eyes.
Shaking the movie props generally makes people wonder whether they should exist in this era, and some people tried to raise objections, but they were knocked out by Duguhong's two sentences: "Do you know how much it costs to park a cruise ship for a day?"
Do you know how much it costs to rent this house?
” Yes, the hands are short, the mouth is short, not to mention that people have been deceived into the thief ship, is there any point in resisting?
A cadre of people was reluctant to change their clothes, laughing with each other for fifty steps and a hundred steps of teasing a few words, after listening to Duguhong's next words, but no one could laugh, it turned out that changing clothes was only the beginning of their suffering!
Duguhong's words are like this: "Comrades!
Everyone should know that kung fu is a unique skill in China and the quintessence of the country with a long history!
And as a special place to inherit and promote this skill, the martial arts hall can also be traced back thousands of years and has a long history and fine traditions!
” "Therefore, at the opening ceremony in a while, I hope that everyone will enthusiastically sign up to participate in the traditional program performance of the opening of the martial arts hall."
What are these traditional programs?
Chest crushing boulders, bare hand brick splitting, iron head broken bricks, hard qigong broken sticks, finger twisting hard porcelain, blindfolded flying knives, fire-breathing, routine sparring......
It's not that these performances are so difficult or technical, but in fact, these performances are too weak, and with the current strength of the field team, performing these is no different from a child's play.
When I was a child, I thought it was fun, but I have grown into an adult, and then I do the work of a child, which will make people feel a little upside down......
What's more, these performances are so "classic" that they are simply a necessary program for walking the rivers and lakes to show their talents.
Since he knew that he was doing this kind of thing, where would anyone be willing to fall into a dead end, Dugu Hongben didn't expect them to be enthusiastic, so he simply distributed the performances one by one.
"Comrades!
Brothers!
There is always a reason for the existence of something that can become traditional, and although we may not know what that reason is, as long as we follow the steps step by step, we will naturally receive a drop of effect. ” "Big belly, grasshopper, you two have big stones in your chests......
No, no, big-bellied hammer, you lie on the nail board, is this shocking!
Lin Ling, darts, you two blindfolded flying knives......
Of course, if you are the target, can the beauty flying knife attract attention!
Camouflage, you split bricks, shaman, you twist hard porcelain......"
As the work was assigned, the people who were ordered were sad and happy, but soon they couldn't laugh anymore, because Duguhong arranged a repertoire for all the idle people - beating gongs and drums.
"Won't?
Can't you learn!
Can't learn well?
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It doesn't matter if you don't learn it well, you really think that these foreigners will understand what our Chinese classical music is.
What's more, anyway, you owe me, if the opening of the martial arts hall is unlucky and becomes a laughing stock, and you can't make money in the future, you still have time to work to pay me back, is youth the capital!
” “#$%^& *（）……” "Oh, by the way, all the showers come over and teach you a few words of French.
Before going on the field for a while, everyone has to say it again, and if they can't remember it, they should write it down in a notebook and record it with their watch.
Saying this, Duguhong blurted out an obscure piece of French.
For the field team who had just learned French for a few days, this passage was too difficult, and they thought it was something similar to the opening words of the performance at first, until they gradually became proficient in French, and translated these words again, and one by one they could not help but die of shame.
That passage translates like this— "Two months ago, I was like you, and two months later, you will be like me.
Give the East a chance, and give yourself a chance.
For more information, please contact the Oriental Martial Arts Hall, the mysterious Chinese Kung Fu Gym ......" **** In short, a group of people put on antique clothes under Duguhong's coercion and temptation, finished decorating the door of the house, placed all kinds of props one by one, tried the timbre of the horn suona, and went out without knowing the height of the sky......
"Crackling!"
The sound of firecrackers shook the northwest corner of Tamatave Harbor, the gongs and drums were noisy and lively, and although the sound of the nine-cavity and eighteen-tone horn suona did not know the south, south, and northwest, it also added a bit of joy to the ceremony.
It's just that in the first half hour, in front of the martial arts hall in the corner, which is obviously good, there is no one.
Everyone understood why - the sound of the firecrackers was too much like a gun, even if Ewell's people were used to Tarzan collapsing in front of them and not changing color, but knowing that the mountain was collapsing, it would be a problem with their heads to rush over and be pressed.
There is no need to perform when no one is watching, and all the voices of the field team have never been so neat - just let the loneliness continue.
It's a pity that God always likes to joke with people, and after half an hour, the crowd began to rush over, and the firecrackers rang for too long, so long that everyone knew that it was not a gun.
Curious people looked around the streets, realizing that there was no danger, and gradually mustered up the courage to come to the performance venue in front of the martial arts hall, although they still wondered what this group of people was doing, but there was no doubt that this was a kind of performance art similar to street performance.
The crowd gradually gathered, and in a few moments there were crowds of people from all directions, and the commotion of standing on the periphery and pointing was drowned out by the sound of firecrackers and gongs and drums.
Many of them deliberately ran home and brought the idlers of the family to watch the play together.
I have to say that tradition is where it becomes a tradition, and the opening remarks of such a dirty circus are played, although it is in a strange country like Ewell, surrounded by strange people with different customs, different feelings, and different languages, the effect is surprisingly good.
"All of you who come from the south to the north, yellow, white, black, uncles, aunts, sisters-in-law, old and young masters, brothers who have just arrived in Guibaodi, are not familiar with life, and today they are here to offer ugliness.
I also hope that those who have money will hold a money field, and those who don't have money will hold a personal field......"
Under Duguhong's fluent and quirky French opening remarks, the opening ceremony of the Oriental Martial Arts Hall officially began!
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