"This, two brothers, why don't you eat it?
Hangzhou people don't like to eat snakes, which is simply a strange talk in the world.This snake is delicious whether it is stewed or spicy, it is simply the best in the world!
Also, I'll tell you a little secret, with this thing, aphrodisiac.Seeing that my wife is not, there is a reason why she is so bright and young and beautiful.As long as you serve well at night, youth will never grow old during the day.Come on, come on, two brothers, both eat!
”Seeing that the two snake demons were a little hesitant, Zuo Xiuyuan crackled and said a lot.But Zuo Xiuyuan had already put the snake meat in their bowls, and the big and small cobra demons were not easy to refuse, and seeing that Zuo Xiuyuan was so sincere, it didn't seem like a designed routine.In order not to reveal his identity, he continued to follow Zuo Xiuyuan, and the cobra led by him asked weakly: "Dare to ask Brother Xiuyuan, what kind of snake is this!"
”Needless to say, entertaining Hangzhou's confidant is naturally the cobra king.It's not that you don't know the snake, the more poisonous the better, the more poisonous the snake, the more fragrant the soup......."
As soon as Zuo Xiuyuan finished speaking, the cobra spirit had already begun to get dizzy, and at this moment, he had already hallucinated, and faintly felt that the soup pot seemed to be himself.Oh my god, the Terrans are cruel......
But at this moment, he could only say timidly: "Okay, good ......"
Seeing that the snake spirit in his eyes was actually ready to eat the same kind, the little brother next to him opened his mouth wide: "Big brother........
You eat so much!
”"Nonsense, people in Hangzhou love to eat snakes, don't you also love to eat them?
When I was a child, I was scrambling to eat, why, now that a plate of mountain delicacies is placed in front of you, you don't eat it again?
I don't want you to pay, Brother Zuo is generous, you just have to eat!
”As he spoke, the snake spirit in the eyes glanced at the younger brother, and then took a big gulp.Seeing this, the little cobra spirit was full of helplessness in his heart, but since the boss did this, he could only obey and cooperate, once he ruined the boss's plan, the consequences would be serious.Seeing that the two of them were eating so happily, Zuo Xiuyuan raised his arms and shouted: "Xiao Er, let's have another pot of snake meat, remember, I want a cobra!"
I met a confidant in Hangzhou today, happy, happy!
”Seeing Zuo Xiuyuan like this, Gong Shuang almost laughed like a pig, but at this moment, she had to hold back.And the two cobra spirits who buried their heads in eating snakes could only cry in their hearts, and they had to laugh with their mouths."
Come, drink!"
Seeing that the two of them were eating so happily, Zuo Xiuyuan filled them with wine again, and they made three bowls in a row.It's just that these three bowls of wine went down to the stomach, and the two eyed snake demons found that the stomach was overturned, and at this time, the big cobra demon asked: "Brother Zuo, what kind of wine is this, why is it so strong, and the spicy intestines hurt." ”"Naturally, it is a realgar wine that dehumidifies!
Our Hangzhou is humid in winter, don't drink some realgar wine to nourish your body, how to spend this winter?
”At this time, the two couldn't hold back anymore and ran directly to the inn.Drinking realgar wine is no different from killing them.Seeing that the two of them left in embarrassment, Gong Shuang patted Zuo Xiuyuan's shoulder, saluted him respectfully, and then said, "Fellow Daoist, high!"
It's really high!
Deal with snakes with snake meat and realgar wine, you're a genius, no, genius!
”"Carving insect skills, what a big deal!"
..........It doesn't matter if you eat snake meat, after all, the snake clan will kill each other when they lack food, and for these two snake demons, in fact, the most lethal thing is the three bowls of realgar wine.For snakes, drinking realgar wine is, to put it bluntly, their lives.After some vomiting, the two snake spirits almost exposed their true bodies, but fortunately, the cultivation was there, and after some breathing in the thatched house, they finally stabilized their state, but their faces were still as pale as paper."
Big brother, what are you doing here?""
You know what?
Secretly following them will be discovered sooner or later, and once discovered, then our situation will be very dangerous, and the most important thing is that Zuo Xiuyuan will not approach the dragon vein. ”"Big brother, do you want to be followed?"
The small-eyed basilisk asked."
That's nature, and if it weren't for that purpose, do you think I'd be brave enough to eat the flesh of my kind?
suffered such a big loss, just to go with them.Moreover, I think Wei Gong is wrong, he said that this kid is a chicken thief, but in my opinion, he is a fool. ”"Okay, big brother, we'll do this, but we still have to be careful, after all, he is a monk, in case they find out about our demonic energy, it will be troublesome.""
No, we have a magic weapon to protect us, and the demonic energy will not spread easily.Go, go out, if you don't go out, they will be suspicious. ”The two brothers walked out of the thatched house in a daze, but when they looked at the table again, Gong Shuang and Zuo Xiuyuan had already left the post station, but when they left, there was still a note left on the table: "Two brothers, the green mountains do not change the green water, if there is still a fate to say goodbye, then talk about wine." ”If the real fellow saw this sentence, he would definitely be moved, but when these two snake demon fellows saw this note, their hearts were full of fire."
Xiao Er, where did the couple go just now?"
Xiao Er heard someone calling, and immediately ran up: "Guest officer, this couple is walking along this official road, just left, if the guest officer goes to chase now, half a pillar of incense can catch up in time." ”After listening to Xiao Er's words, the little cobra stretched his neck and looked in the direction of the official road, and vaguely saw the figure of Zuo Xiuyuan's carriage, so he patted the shoulder of the big cobra and whispered: "Big brother, look!"
”Zuo Xiuyuan's carriage swayed, slowly and leisurely, not at all like a hasty escape, at this moment, the vigilance of the big-eyed snake demon was completely relaxed."
Go, get into the carriage, chase!"
Seeing this, the big cobra immediately said."
Wait......."
The two were about to leave, Xiao Er suddenly stopped them, and then continued: "The money for the wine and food hasn't been settled yet.......
Little Cobra stepped forward and asked: "They didn't even pay for the wine and food, didn't they keep saying that they were in for a treat?"
You're not lying to me, are you, the couple didn't pay the bill?
Looking for us for money, don't die, do you know who we are?
”Xiao Er was so frightened that he stepped back, and then whispered: "Whoever treats you is your business, I don't care."
But now, no matter who you are, it is natural to give money for this meal, if you are like this, then I will report to the official......."
Seeing this, the big glasses demon glanced at the small-eyed snake demon, and then said to Xiao Er with a smile: "My younger brother was joking just now, he is everyone, he has no other hobbies, he likes to joke."
The second brother has worked hard, this is five taels of silver, so there is no need to look for it. ”After the big-eyed snake demon gave the silver with a smiling face, he turned around and left, his face sank instantly, if he wasn't afraid of killing people and making mistakes, all the people in this post station today would definitely become the blood food of their two brothers.And Xiao Er was looking at the white silver in his hand in a daze at this time.When he looked up at the two guest officers again, the carriage was already galloping off the official road.And this, in fact, is also a matter of breathing."
So fast, the character of Hangzhou people is a bit rushed!
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No wonder Hangzhou Qinglou's business is so good, all of them are fast gunners, and the efficiency must be high. ”