My name is Xie Ling, and my nickname is Little Elephant.I have been a very happy child since I was a child.Although my mom is a spoiler, she will play with my dad, she will play with me, she will steal my toys and snacks, but I love her because she will hug me and kiss me, sing and tell me stories.Even though my dad was an eccentric, he would be eccentric to my mom, he would be good at me, and he would spank my ass with his hands the size of a fan, but I loved him because he would lift me high and ride me to shoot me.My mom said that she and my dad had picked out my name in the dictionary, and they cherished it very, very much, and thought it was a very, very nice name.When I was not in school, I learned to look through the dictionary, look for the names my father wrote for me, and start reading them when I found them.I didn't know them, but I knew them, so I read them, and I drooled over them.I'm still looking for my mother's name Lin Xi, ah, I'm the same as my mother, it's all three dots, my dad said that this is called three dots of water, it's a side, Xie Qing's brother's clear character is also like this.I also looked for my father's name, Xie Qiming, and then read it day by day.Later, when I was older, Brother Xie Qing came to my house, and he told me that he gave me my big and small names!!
The nickname is a word he gave casually, and the big name is a word he found according to his name, which must be easy to pronounce and write, so that he will not worry about writing his name when he goes to school.Mom and Dad lied to me and looked through the dictionary, cherished it, and instantly shattered in my heart.They are big liars!
Hum!
Don't get along with them!
I'm going to have a cold war with them about it!
I had a cold war with them for a long time, deliberately angry with them, so I played with the mud that my mother didn't let me play, and I played with the razor that my father didn't let me play.I hid my dad's razor in the mud!
I rolled myself in the mud!
I thought my mom and dad would be angry, but my dad just gave me a faint look, and then as if he hadn't seen it, he asked my mom to help him tie the buckle.And my mother looked at me, and smiled sweetly at me, saying that the good baby is really happy, and after playing for a while, I will wash the cake for nothing, and my mother will buy you and my brother cakes, and wait for my brother to come back from school to eat together.Then she took her father's arm and walked away.Woo woo ~ I'm a kid that no one wants!
But when I ate the beautiful cake with Brother Xie Qing, I was happy again, and I felt that I was a happy child.In fact, when I was very young, I followed my grandmother and grandmother, and Brother Xie Qing hadn't come yet.Later, my grandmother was deaf and dazzled and refused to stay outside, so she asked her parents to send her back to her hometown, and my grandmother had to go back because my third uncle got married and had a baby.Then my parents got a babysitter to watch over me.My dad went to the barracks every day, sometimes far away, and my mom went to the newspaper press every day, and sometimes she had to go far away.When they're not at home, I'm stuck with the babysitter.My first babysitter was broken!
She was very good at laughing in front of my parents, very good to me, and when they were not at home, she would bring her little son, snatch my milk powder, grab my eggs, grab my toys, and replace my mother's fragrant quilt with her broken quilt!
She still hit me!
She chased me with a board and pumped my body and head, and I hid under my mother's big bed, and there was a bookcase next to it to protect me, and she couldn't hit it!
Later, when I listened to the little turnip head on the radio, I fell out of the window while she was not at home and went to someone to complain - she hit me!
Then that uncle called my dad.My dad came back from afar and had the babysitter arrested!
Dad didn't dare to find a nanny, because my mother knew that I was beaten by the nanny, and I cried so sadly, her eyes were swollen from crying, and she kept saying that it was all her fault.I don't understand, it was the bad nanny who beat me, how can my mother say it's her fault?
I comforted her, I kissed her like my father, but my father didn't let me kiss my mother's mouth, it was really annoying, he just wanted to kiss himself.Then they don't look for a nanny, two people who are at home and who takes me, and if they are not at home, they entrust an old chief and his grandmother to take care of me.My parents are afraid that I will not be well-behaved and cause damage in others, but in fact, I am very good.They all like me, except for the bad babysitter!
Actually, I like the feeling of going to work with my parents without a nanny.My mother is very popular, and her uncles and aunts at the newspaper like me, always giving me a lot of candy, snacks, fruits, and toys, all of which are mellow for me.Roundness was something I learned from my parents, and my father always said that my mother was too thin, and my mother said that her waist had become rounded.I really like an uncle, he is very good-looking, tall, has a nice voice, and is very gentle.He also likes me very much, always praises me, will tell me stories and read poems, he said that it was written by his mother, he likes the poems written by his mother the most, and he likes to listen to the storytelling radio program hosted by his mother the most.I'm so proud!
But I don't like the way he looks at my mother, he looks at my mother the same way he looks at my father, that's not good.Because when Dad looked at Mom like that, he would bite her when he looked at her, not only biting her nose and ears, but also biting her mouth.He thought I didn't know if he took me out, but I saw it through the crack in the door!
Dad is a bad dad sometimes!
So I don't like my uncle to peek at my mom like that, as long as he looks at my mom like that, I immediately shout at him and startle him, and he will blush and be shy, and then my mom will turn her head to look at me and laugh.My mom smiled so beautifully, and she had lots and lots of stars in her eyes.My mom is the most beautiful mom in the world!
My mom is still the best mom, she writes a lot of articles, and she always goes to meet those strange people, and my uncle said that they are foreigners, because my mother is good at foreign languages and can interview, so he asked her to interview.Uncle said that my mother wrote a lot of articles, which were very helpful in improving and enhancing our image in the world.I don't know about this, you know my mom is the best.My dad is great too!
I told my uncle that my father was as good as my mother, and my uncle agreed, although his expression was a little unhappy, but he agreed with it, and he also said that my father was a very admirable soldier, and he would be a very good general in the future.I like generals, my dad gave me a little wooden gun and a wooden sword, and I am the general of our family!
When my mom went out to work, I would follow my dad to their workplace.Dad's unit is much more monotonous, unlike Mom, who has so many fun toys, so many delicious and good-looking villain books and picture books, Dad's unit is all green uniforms, running and training soldiers.But Dad's unit has big guns and cannons, and big tanks, which I drove on the neck of a little uncle!
Terrafeng!
So I also stamped my father's unit to be fun, after all, Brother Xie Qing later said that my father's unit was more fun.But once I was naughty, and my father said that he would put me in a cannon barrel and fight me to Taiwan so that I could liberate Wanwan.I'm still a little scared of his serious appearance, because my mother isn't around.If Mom is around, no matter how angry and serious Dad is, he will get through it safely, and it's a big deal that Mom kisses him.Well, mom kisses him, and he always bites mom.He's a bad dad sometimes.My father's unit also has very beautiful uncles and aunts, and one of them likes to take me to play and will give me delicious food.But she is different from the uncle in my mother's unit, that uncle really likes to play with me, but this aunt is a spy, and she always wants to ask me for information.I'm not a spy!
Aunt Spy always asks me: Is your dad good to your mom?
I just thought about it and told her that my dad cooked for my mom, gave her a massage, went shopping with her, read her articles and newspapers, and bought her a lot of beautiful clothes.She also asked, did your dad scold your mom?
I said of course not.My dad doesn't scold, not only doesn't scold my mother, but others don't scold either, neither I nor the bad nanny have been scolded by him, how can he scold my mother?
But my mom always scolded him.Auntie asked your mother as excitedly as I wanted to eat candy, why did your mother scold him?
Think about it, it's Xie Qiming, you're not serious again!
Xie Qiming, don't play hooligan in front of your son!
Xie Qiming, you should be disciplined, don't be like a child endlessly!
Xie Qiming, I'm angry if you do this again!
Xie Qiming, are you stupid.Xie Qiming, why are you so bad!
Xie Qiming, I'm going to bite you to death......
You see, my mother scolded my father fiercely, she never scolded me for being stupid or not, never biting me to death, oops, auntie, what are you doing, you pinched me.My dad also bullied my mom, and I was so angry!
He bit my mom and I've seen it several times!
I've educated him, I said Xie Qiming, if you bully my mother again, I will be unkind to you, put you in the barrel of the cannon and beat you to Wanwan to liberate the children there!
Auntie, do you think my dad is too much?
You're angry too, aren't you, you're such a good aunt, your face is dark, and I'm angry too!
Auntie, don't go, I haven't finished talking yet, you help me persuade my father, so that he doesn't treat me as an adult and doesn't listen to me!
Hey, adults are like this, smiling at you for a while, and kicking away with a cold face for a while.Really, what is coming to capriciousness!
It was sunny for a while and rainy for a while.Xie Qiming is really excessive, I said that he bullied his mother, and he said that he was his own mother.Then I will kiss it, but he won't let it, saying that it is his daughter-in-law, and I am not allowed to kiss, I can only find a daughter-in-law when I am older.But that's still my mother, why don't you kiss your own mother!
He tricked Laipi and said that he never kissed his mother, and his mother was used to respect filial piety, not to kiss.I know that he is quibbling, so he doesn't want me to kiss my mother.It's better to be a mother, at this time, my mother will squat down and hug me, kiss my face, and I will let my mother kiss her head, eyes, eyebrows, eyes, nose, cheeks, mouth, and chin.Don't give Xie Qiming a kiss!
Oops, when my mother kissed me, I was so beautiful that I was going to bubble and melt, haha.I'm so happy.Hey, Xie Qiming is really an eyesore, he will be jealous of me, pick me up and throw me aside to play, and I will not be allowed to occupy his daughter-in-law.I'll shout that you give me a little sister, everyone has a little brother and little sister, why don't I have it!
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Dad said yes, in my hometown, the little brother and sister of the third uncle's family are mine.My dad was not only tall and handsome, but he was also a talker, and he and my mom took me back to my hometown to see my little brothers and sisters.But I don't like them very much, they are so old and they eat and sleep stupidly, and they pee on the kang, how much they are buried.I wasn't like that when I was a kid!
I am such a clean and beautiful child, I will inevitably not be able to be with them, and it will lower my grade.But I like Brother Xie Qing, Brother Xie Qing will give me delicious food, carry me on my back and tell me stories.I told my parents that we should leave Brother Xie Qing.My mom and dad love me the most, except for biting my mom's mouth, which is not good, they will give me whatever I want!
My mother told my grandparents and aunts to take my brother to my house to study, and my grandmother was still a little worried that Brother Xie Qing would be naughty, and my aunt was a little worried that he would be homesick.As a result, I thanked my brother for being happy, and my aunt scolded him for being a little and having no conscience, and asked him to go to the capital to take good care of me, obedient and not naughty.Hahaha, adults just can't do anything about us!
There are other sisters and little brothers in the eldest mother's family, and the little brother is three months older than me, and I don't like him!
He's always fighting with me and grabbing things!
He doesn't have as much strength as I do, but he's more shameless than me!
He rubbed his nose on me!
He also bit me, and he gave me blood marks on my arm!
God, what kind of scoundrel tricks are these, he's my father's own son, and he can bite people like him!!
Hey, maybe only my milk can cure him.It's better to be Sister Xie Min, she protects me, proving that it's all little brothers!
With Brother Xie Qing in my house, then I will be much happier.Brother Xie Qing took me to school during the day, and I could go to his class to listen to the class, of course I didn't like to listen to the class, I just sat in the back to play and eat.Sometimes I can go outside the classroom and play, as long as I don't run out.I'm so popular that people love flowers and flowers, who doesn't like that?
But Brother Xie Qing is really naughty, and grandma is right.Brother Xie Qing met the uncle from my mother's unit, so he led me to pull out the valve core of his bicycle, put earthworms in his teacup and make tea.I don't understand why Brother Xie Qing bullied that uncle, the uncle is very good, he didn't bite his mother.Brother Xie Qing sneered and said, you say he is good, you should be his uncle, he wants to be your father!
God, what is this?
Am I not a father?
Isn't dad just daddy?
Why does he still want to be my father?
I can't bear it!
I ran to him and asked, "Uncle, do you want to be my father?"
The uncle's face turned pale on the spot, and then he quickly shook his head and said no, no.I just said that Brother Xie Qing was making a fuss, how could my uncle want to be my father, and I don't have a father.But I didn't see the uncle since, and my father said he had been transferred to the local newspaper.Hey, I miss him a lot, he's a good guy, he never lets me be a spy, doesn't speak ill of my mother, and always praises my mother and my father.It's not like that spy aunt!
I told Brother Xie Qing about the spy aunt, and my brother took me and my father to the unit.Brother Xie Qing has a talent for acting, he learned from the fool in his grandfather's hometown and followed that aunt.My aunt asked him about my parents, whether my parents quarreled because of that uncle, whether my mother really liked that uncle, and how did she know about that uncle?
She also asked my mom what other uncles she was with.I have a lot of uncles, I have an Uncle Song, Uncle Han, Uncle Zhai, and many more, they will find my mother to party for dinner from time to time, my father will go if he is not busy, but I go every time!
And Dad is there to pay, I'm going to eat!
Or is it better for me and my mom!
The aunt asked me which uncle my mother was the best with, and if she had ever played alone.This aunt is really bad, my mother is so busy with work, she has to play with me when she comes home, watch my brother do his homework, where can I have time to play with my uncle?
My brother said that she was slandering!
Lack of cleanup!
Well, I agree too!
So my brother said that he wanted to teach my aunt a lesson in punishment, and I listened to it and felt that it was not very good, this is a mistake, right?
Mom and Dad always say you can't make mistakes.Brother Xie Qing is unhappy, she wants to be your mother, aren't you angry?
God, I exploded when I heard this!
How dare she want to be my mother?
I obviously have my own mother, my mother is the best-looking, the most gentle, the loveliest, the best, she actually wants to be my mother, where does she want to drive my mother?
Does she deserve it?
Brother Xie Qing said that she wanted to occupy the magpie's nest, and told me that the bad bird pushed down the eggs of other birds, laid the eggs in it herself, and let the other birds hatch and raise the baby for her.Although I think this example is a bit wrong, it doesn't delay me from getting angry!
Done!
Brother Xie Qing put chili powder in the aunt's face powder and dripped chili water into her eye drops.There was a show in the evening, and Dad invited Mom to come to the party, and they sat in the front row.That aunt had to smear her face before the performance, and it was a sensation.She put on one of the best plays ever!
She covered her face and screamed, tears flowed, and her eyes were red and red, like a crazy woman in the movie.Brother Xie Qing said that it was like a dancing god.Well, not bad!
But it's certain that we will be punished for making mistakes, although I am the bravest and most secretive child in the world, but I can't bear my mother.I never lied to my mom.My father glared at me and slapped me on the buttocks, but I am a heroic and unyielding revolutionary soldier, and I will not confess.But when my mother looked at me with the gentle eyes of her stars falling on the unnamed lake, I melted, and I had to confess.Then we were both punished.My mother punished the two of us for writing a review, but I couldn't write it, and my brother wrote it on my behalf, and I pressed my handprint.Then my mother personally took me and my brother to apologize to the spy aunt, and also compensated her for medical expenses and so on.That aunt also wanted to take the opportunity to trap me and my brother, and my mother came directly after apologizing, children must be taught when they make mistakes, and adults can't escape when they make mistakes.Xie Qiming is my husband, so I don't have to worry about you, you don't have to ask my children about it.And then that aunt disappeared too.According to my brother's inquiry with my father, she was transferred to refine herself to be a good comrade.Well, then I must not be a good comrade, I would rather stay at home.AhhHis hands are so big and his strength is so big, he always pinches me so much.He wasn't at all as gentle with me as he was with my mother!
I know he dislikes me, relying on my mother to delay him to hold his daughter-in-law!
Hum!
What, you still want to hear the story of my mom and dad?
Let me tell you the ending, my father later became a general, and my mother was a well-known cultural worker.When you go to your father's unit, people will say that this is the chief's wife, and when you go to your mother's unit, people will say that this is Mr.
Lin's lover.My brother was admitted to the best military school, and I am their most beloved little baby.The author has something to say: The cub said good morning, Mo Mo Da ~ Everyone came to sprinkle flowers on me ~ Thank you to the little angel who irrigated the nutrient solution: the fish that wants to fly, the cute little @ 20 bottles; 4 bottles of Xiangci; read 3 bottles; 1 bottle of ten kinds of brocade;