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Chapter Ninety-Nine: Lao Tzu Just Sleeps


"This bed!

This futon!

This mirror!

”"Which one doesn't have to be a thousand times better than that of our Great Wind Courtyard?"

Sitting on the bed arranged by Qiujing College, Li Danqing pointed to the furnishings in this room like a countryman who had never seen the world, and said excitedly.Saying that, he patted the futon beside him, and winked at Xi Wenjun, who was sitting at the table: "Xiao Wenjun, do you want to come and sit here with the dean, this bed is very warm, and the two of them will not be crowded at all." ”Xi Wenjun glanced at him, and said angrily: "Dean, why do you want to take out the Burning Sun True Fire today, this thing is extremely precious, and it will inevitably attract the coveting of people with hearts......

Xue Yun, who was sitting on the side, also looked at Li Danqing with some confusion when he heard this, obviously quite puzzled by Li Danqing's battle of will today.Li Danqing waved his hand and said: "My Wuyang world is full of flowers, under the governance of the Holy Emperor, it is called a world balance, the so-called night does not close the door and the road is not left behind, but it is like this, Yangshan is a famous and decent ......"

"Dean!"

”Xi Wenjun stomped his feet, a little disliked Li Danqing's nonsense at this time.Li Danqing smiled, and then said seriously: "Could it be that you really think that the bed I rocked for Concubine Ji for a few days was in vain?"

”The two of them were stunned for a moment, and immediately reacted, although they did misunderstand Qin Chenggu's mind at the beginning, but the rumor that Li Danqing had an affair with the eldest princess had already spread in Yingshui County, with this relationship, no one dared to kill Li Danqing in the open, even if they secretly wanted to make a trip, they had to weigh whether their hands and feet were clean.Thinking of this, the two of them suddenly brightened, and the tension between their eyebrows also stretched a lot.Especially Xue Yun, who still doesn't know much about Li Danqing, looks at Li Danqing with a slightly complicated gaze, now that I think about it, Li Danqing's seemingly stubborn practices seem to have deep meanings, and they are made after some planning, everyone in the world laughs at Li Danqing for being stupid, but now it seems that everyone in the world has been deceived by this son......

Xue Yun sighed secretly in his heart, but Li Danqing began to rummage through the cabinets in this room again."

This vase is good, this mirror is also good, well, this teacup is also very fond of this world.""

Tiny!

Little!

Come!

Write them all down and take them with us when we go!

”Li Danqing shouted loudly outside the room without shame, but after calling for a long time, Wang Xiaoxiao did not respond.Xi Wenjun looked at Li Danqing, who was puzzled, pointed to the outside of the house and said, "Since I came back, I have been squatting there in a daze." ”Li Danqing was stunned for a moment and scolded: "It's useless." ”Although he scolded vigorously, Li Danqing still drank a cup of tea and walked out.When I got out of the room, I saw Wang Xiaoxiao squatting on the ground, supporting his face with one hand, and muttering to himself: "Ask what the world is like, teach ...... directly" Li Danqing pursed his lips and scolded secretly: The little kid is still looking for someone to chant poetry again!

Thinking like this, he was about to step forward, but he heard Wang Xiaoxiao continue: "Teach the bald donkey to be vulgar, and the nun is ...... wide-dressed."

Li Danqing staggered, and the tea in his mouth squirted out at once, splashing Wang Xiaoxiao's body.Wang Xiaoxiao turned around, touched the water stains on his head, glanced at Li Danqing in confusion, and asked aggrievedly, "Dean, what are you doing?"

”Li Danqing covered his mouth and came to Wang Xiaoxiao to sit down: "Who did you learn this thing from?"

”Wang Xiaoxiao blinked his eyes and said, "My father taught me, and he wrote poems." ”Speaking of his father, Wang Xiaoxiao's face was full of pride."

Hmm......

Your father's writing is really a must. ”Li Danqing gave a thumbs up and said sincerely."

That's right, my dad can write poems, I'll read you another one!"

Wang Xiaoxiao seemed to have found a confidant, and said at that time: "A dog is a dog, a rabbit is a rabbit, the turtle Wang Ba walks all the way, and the phoenix sparrow lives in one house." ”"And there are ......"

"There is a cloud in the sky, a lump of snow on the ground, the snow is a cloud on the earth, and the cloud is snow in the sky.""

And ......"

"Hmm.Little. ”Li Danqing interrupted Wang Xiaoxiao, who was interested, with a black line on his face, and he asked, "Your father......

Is it dry?

”"Nursing home.Gale House Gold Medal Nursing Home!

Didn't I tell the dean?

”Wang Xiaoxiao glanced at Li Danqing strangely and asked.Li Danqing sighed: "I can't imagine that my little Dafeng Courtyard actually has such a talent of Wolong and Phoenix Chicks, but it is a pity that he died young, and this son has no chance to meet." ”"Your father left so early, and it wasn't easy for you kid to live alone in Dafeng Courtyard, right?"

Wang Xiaoxiao shook his head and said: "Actually, it's okay, when my father is here, he will go out every three or five days, and he will go for a few months, and every time he comes back, he is drunk, I asked him why he went, and he said that he was going to do big things, and he never said anything big." ”"The last time I came back, he told me that he was going to sleep for a long time, and asked me to leave him alone, and I believed it until he lay in bed like this for three days and couldn't wake up, and I thought he was sick and called Lang Zhong, and Lang Zhong told me that he was dead.""

At that time, I was only ten years old, I only remember that my father often talked when he was alive, my mother is from Qingzhou County, and after his death, he wanted to be buried with my mother, so I spent eight taels of silver to transport my father to Qingzhou for burial......"

"Although I do miss him sometimes, at least my father and mother can be together, which is also good."

Qingzhou County is located in the south of Wuyang, and there are tens of thousands of miles away from Yingshui County, and eight taels of silver is like transporting a corpse there, which is undoubtedly a fool's dream, and it can be imagined that Wang Xiaoxiao was deceived, but Li Danqing still didn't want to expose this.He stretched out his hand and patted Wang Xiaoxiao on the shoulder and said, "It's okay, although you don't have a father now, but with the dean here, no one can bully you!"

”Wang Xiaoxiao nodded, suddenly remembered something, groped in his arms for a while, and then took out a yellowed ancient book and handed it to Li Danqing: "By the way, dean, you are well-informed, help me take a look, what is written on this book."

This is something my father left for me, but I can't understand it. ”Li Danqing took the thing, but saw that these crooked things were written in the ancient book like ghost drawings, which didn't look like words at all, but more like scribbles made by children when they were playing.Li Danqing didn't understand, but said: "I'll study and study later, let's get down to business first." ”"Business?"

Wang Xiaoxiao was a little confused: "What's the matter?"

”Li Danqing smiled teasingly and asked, "What were you thinking just now?"

”Wang Xiaoxiao's face turned red and he replied, "No......

I didn't want to ......" came out of his mouth, and a sharp pain came from his head, and Li Danqing knocked him hard."

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What's so shy about liking girls?

It's not like men!

”Li Danqing stared at Wang Xiaoxiao with a look of hatred for iron and steel.Wang Xiaoxiao covered her head with a little weakness, not daring to respond.ぷ999小@Say the first hair www.24kwx.. 24kwx.

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"Look, you're not as good-looking as the dean, aren't you?"

”Li Danqing asked again.Wang Xiaoxiao looked at Li Danqing with some uncertainty, Li Danqing was stunned, and his eyes suddenly became fierce.Wang Xiaoxiao also understood the truth of seeing the wind and making the rudder, and hurriedly nodded again and again at that time.Li Danqing continued with satisfaction: "I can't speak like this son of the world, right?"

”Wang Xiaoxiao nodded again."

You said if you were a girl, would you like a stuffy gourd like you?"

Li Danqing asked again.Wang Xiaoxiao shook her head a little distressedly, and finally couldn't help asking, "So, the dean thinks that the white girl doesn't like me?"

”"Isn't this nonsense?"

Li Danqing said angrily.Wang Xiaoxiao was suddenly a little deflated, and lowered his head at that time."

But!"

Li Danqing said again."

Just because you don't like it now doesn't mean you won't like it later.But only if you do what the Dean has given you. ”"What's the solution?"

Wang Xiaoxiao's eyes lit up, and he grabbed Li Danqing's hand and asked.His strength was so great that Li Danqing's hands ached, Li Danqing hurriedly broke away, and then said: "This ancient man is cloudy, good men are afraid of entanglement, and good women are afraid of grinding." ”"First of all, you have to be cheeky, and if you find an opportunity, you have to lean on her.""

For example, now, the white girl should be very sad and confused, so instead of thinking nonsense here, you should go and see her.""

You have to comfort her from her point of view, you see, she doesn't want to marry Qin Huaiyi, but it doesn't mean that she wants to marry you, don't mention the matter of marriage, just tell her that this is to let her and Qin Huaiyi's family affairs stop temporarily, it's not that you have any wrong thoughts, or you can also tell her that you just have non-separate thoughts, but you don't feel forced.""

Remember!

This can only be said once, and she is not allowed to mention it in the future, let her feel it herself. ”"Gradually, she will let down her guard against you, and then you have to make a choice, to see if you really like her, or just covet her body, if you covet her body, then the dean has many ways, such as the following......"

Li Danqing became more and more energetic the more he spoke, the more he spoke, the more his eyebrows fluttered, and when he raised his head and was about to see how much Wang Xiaoxiao had received, he found that Wang Xiaoxiao beside him had long disappeared, but Xi Wenjun behind him was staring at him with a strange smile."

What about people?"

Li Danqing asked."

Ran away when you said you might as well go see her."

Shiwen said."

Huh?

This nerd!

The latter is the essence, and you will run ...... halfway through learning," Li Danqing said dissatisfiedly.At that time, Xi Wenjun sat next to Li Danqing with a smile, and said meaningfully: "I want to learn the way of the prince, the prince just said that he is hungry, what should I do later?"

What's next?

”The smile on Xi Wenjun's face was bright, but Li Danqing smelled the murderous rolling.He was excited, and hurriedly took out the ancient book given by Wang Xiaoxiao from his arms, and said in a matter-of-fact manner: "Well, this book has been around for many years, Wen Jun, you can take a look, analyze and analyze it with the dean, what is written on it?"

Could it be a martial arts cheat or some ancient secret?

”Xi Wenjun couldn't see that Li Danqing was changing the topic, she glanced at Li Danqing, and was about to leave, but out of the corner of her eye, she caught a glimpse of the strange handwriting on the title page of the ancient book.Her face changed, she snatched the object from Li Danqing's hand, and stared at the handwriting on the title page with a frown.Li Danqing saw the strangeness and asked, "What kind of treasure is it really not true?"

”Xi Wenjun shook his head and said: "This is the ancient text of Youyun, I have seen it in the Taixue Pavilion, it is said that this text has long been lost, even in the territory of Youyun, it is difficult to find clues of this kind of writing, I only remember some." ”As he spoke, Xi Wenjun stretched out his finger and pointed to the second and fourth of the four big characters written on the title page of the ancient book: "This character is Li, which represents the god in charge of death in the mythology of Youyun, and this word is Yuan, which is the god in charge of power in the myth of Youyun, representing supreme power and power. ”"What do you mean?"

Li Danqing blinked: "This is a mythical story?"

”Xi Wenjun shook his head, and said with some embarrassment: "When I listened to the lectures in the Taixue Pavilion, my mind was not on it, so I only remember these ......"

"However, the ancient text of Youyun is rare in the market, even if this thing is just a mythological story, it should be expensive in the hands of people who know the goods." ”"Huh?"

Li Danqing, who heard that the price was expensive, didn't want to think about it, and hurriedly took this ancient book into his arms at that time, looking like he was afraid of being robbed, which naturally made Xi Wenjun roll his eyes for a while.…… On the outskirts of Qingzhou City, 800 miles south of Yingshui County, there is a mass grave.The dragon and snake of Qingzhou City are entrenched, the martial arts dart bureau and some unpopular sects have settled here, there were a lot of chaos in the early years, and there were countless casualties, so the city lord carved out a piece of land outside the city, and buried all the unclaimed guys who died here.Over time, this place has also had subtle rules, and most of the dead and unclaimed corpses are buried here.It is probably because too many people have died in vain have been buried, and this mass grave is always cloudy and windy at night, and the living dare not approach it at all.Compared with most of the corpses that were buried indiscriminately on the ground, a cemetery on the west side of this mass burial is obviously called a "big family" on the boundary of this land.At least he wasn't buried in a pit with the others, and a plaque was erected out of wood, although the wood had rotted under the corrosion of the years, but the words "Wang Juetong" were still faintly visible.Suddenly, the mound of earth at the head of the grave began to stir slightly, and then again, at first it was faint, and at last it became more violent.The dirt began to roll off the mound, and the wooden tombstone shook and fell from the dirt.A hand suddenly stretched out from the earth, accompanied by the sound of heavy breathing, sounded in this quiet mass grave, and if a living person passed by, he was afraid that he would be directly frightened by the situation in front of him.Then another hand stretched out from the soil, the breathing became heavier and heavier, and the outstretched hands were embedded in the ground beside them, and with a muffled snort, a figure wrapped in dirt and ragged sat up from the soil.His expression was a little confused, he looked around, as if he hadn't figured out his situation yet, he reached out and picked up the tombstone made of wood on the side, after seeing the three big characters of Wang Juetong written on it.The man was furious, and he stood up and scolded, "Stinky boy!

Lao Tzu said that Lao Tzu just sleeps!

You're really fucking burying me!