Speaking of this, Ming Yuesheng was still very angry, and his sleeves were rolled up, but he was wearing a robe with wide sleeves, and he didn't pull it up after a few strokes."
Fuck your sister, if not......
Back then, you painted Lao Tzu on a kite, and Lao Tzu's underwear was hung on it, and he put it in the sky every day, saying that it was to celebrate Lao Tzu winning the first place in the foundation building competition, so that Lao Tzu could always fly high, see far ......away, and let the same door be a joke, and laughed for so many years......
"Hahaha...... you are wearing pink underwear, it's really a ......, the master made you famous in just one day, what else do you have to dissatisfaction ......with" "......,...... " These two people, wholeheartedly devoted themselves to the great cause of quarrelling, have long forgotten that there are still a few people who are watching them retaliate against each other and expose each other's shortcomings with an incredulous gaze.The two sides couldn't wait to let everyone know how many times each other went to the toilet a day and how old they were to wet the bed, and the two took out each other's eighteenth generations of ancestors and walked them all over.The more Lao Huang listened to it, the more interested he became, the more excited he became, he ate a few more pieces of meat, drank two more pots of wine, and looked at the two people who were arguing and in full swing.Listen, this is inside information, this excitement is really enjoyable, after this village, there will be no such shop.What do you want!
Don't!
What color underwear do you wear?
Why, somewhere on your body you have a birthmark!
When I was a few years old, I had a spring dream!
One day you were caught and tearing the clothes of other female disciples.What did you steal whose spirit beast, in order to please the master, you skinned it, and then planted it to him, and so on, gossip is constantly coming out of the mouths of the two.I can no longer care about the arrogant and unruly image of the arrogant and evil spirit.Chu Li saw the two people who had lost their temperament, one of them didn't know which Java country he had lost his tyrannical spirit, and the other had an evil spirit that he didn't know which corner he had thrown into, leaving only the two who were like shrews scolding the street.Chu Li's three views were simply shattered, and the festival became scum.Imagine, all of a sudden, there are two beautiful men in front of you, and the family background is strong, the strength is extraordinary, the appearance is overwhelming, in short, all kinds of conditions are excellent, and they are impressed by their outstanding bearing, and they want to express the excitement in their hearts, all kinds of admiration, all kinds of worship, all kinds of fantasies.The style of painting suddenly changed, and the beautiful man in front of him turned into two male shrews, who were arguing with swear words and saliva, and they were also in the shape of a teapot.That weird feeling, it's really exciting, people can't wait to die, a "plop, plop" girl's heart, even if it's cool.I can't wait to cover my eyes, this scene is too spicy.The concentration of the other people present was obviously not as good as Chu Li's, and when they saw this situation, they all seemed to have been struck by lightning, and they were a little stunned to watch the whole process of this quarrel.It is estimated that the two quarreled until the end, and there was no new topic, and no one stepped forward to persuade them.So the war of words gradually stopped, and in the end, both of them snorted coldly at each other and twisted their heads to the side.Then he looked at Chu Li with the same eager gaze, wanting to get the answer to walk with her, and he was so noisy that he couldn't forget this topic.Chu Li was really drunk, the corners of his mouth couldn't help twitching, and he rubbed the black line on his forehead with his hand, thinking that the masters of the two of them were not less worried, with such two unconscious apprentices, it was impossible to have gray hair early.Yu Guang glanced at Lan Mo who was sitting next to her, and saw that he was looking at him with a smile, Chu Li turned his head around with a red face, and decided to use Lan Mo as a shield.Lao Huang fought for not being able to see the male version of the shrew, and smacked his lips with some regret, why didn't he pull his hair, scratch his face, shave his ears, tear his clothes, and roll into a mess?
He'd seen how those mortal shrews fought, and maybe he could point out the two of them to be so lost, what a pity!
Chu Li decided at the moment that he must not go with any of them, it would be too embarrassing without it.He refused: "No need, Zixi has booked me a high cabin of a merchant ship, and I also like to be crowded and lively, and occasionally I can hunt sea beasts, so I won't delay the trip of the two." ”Then he took out a few jars of wine and diverted the topic: "It's rare to get together, drink, drink!"
”Chu Li poured a glass of wine for everyone, and his forehead was dripping oh my God!
Plug their mouths with wine first.The two of them easily accepted the offer, as long as it wasn't the other.Soon, the two of them returned to their former outstanding demeanor, with the same elegant posture and modesty as gentlemen.is really worthy of being the heir of a big family, this expression, this temperament, this demeanor, it is really like two people before and after, and the breath is constricted and flowing smoothly.For the quarrel they just had, it was like a dream, and there was no trace of it.The emotion in Chu Li's heart deepened again, look, being able to bend and stretch, this is suitable for becoming the heir of the family, knowing what can be done and what not to do.The episode just now passed quickly, and these people present were all dragons and phoenixes among the people in this world, and a little loss of honor was quickly left behind.What is rare is that the sky is high and cloudy tonight, and the cool autumn breeze comes with a faint fragrance of flowers.On the navy blue sky, the stars are dotted, and the pale moonlight flows down like mercury.In the wind, the shadows of the trees swayed, and in the silence, from time to time there were insects chirping and cicadas sounding, and the sound of flowing water was heard in the distance.Usually there are too many things, and it is rare to steal half a day of leisure.Everyone felt relaxed, and there was something important to talk about tomorrow.In this peaceful atmosphere, Lao Huang also came to the interest, knocked the plate with chopsticks, and sang that when he was called Huazi, he learned to fall from the lotus flower: make a way to sing a song, hit a bamboo board and knock a few bowls, and sing a song of lotus falling sister.What kind of meditation to practice, what kind of Buddha to say, what kind of demons, there are you and me in the red dust.Can't hide, can't break, what's wrong!
How!
Knock on the bowl a few times, hit the bamboo board a few times, and sing a few songs.It doesn't matter what kind of Buddha it is, who is still sitting on the lotus throne.The three thousand worlds are all broken together, there are you and I on the road to the world, and the Buddha is also me, and the demon is also me.…… Lao Huang in the night breeze, usually a little rough voice, also looks a lot better, accompanied by a rhyme tune, showing a kind of red world, a different kind of life course and perception.Lao Huang is the first out-of-body monk Chu Li has seen so far, and he is also the one who has been with him for the longest time and has the most friendship.A long time ago, Chu Li had heard from his master that his master had become an out-of-body monk nine hundred years ago, but Chu Li had never seen him.I once heard Master say that after a monk has reached a high level of cultivation, it is difficult to advance beyond his bounds.This requires the practice of being born and entering the world.Now that I think about it, most of the out-of-body monks are born to practice, but Lao Huang is in the mundane world to practice.Chu Li felt that the practice of entering the WTO was very suitable for Lao Huang.He cries when he wants to, laughs when he wants to laugh, and is casual and natural, just like the old man in the market in the mundane world, which does not correspond to a realm in the Taoism "with its light, with its dust".The atmosphere between the crowd quickly blended up, and the mood gradually relaxed, and gradually laughter and joy rang out.Several of them are peerless in appearance and wisdom.Under this soft moonlight, the conversation is getting stronger, several people have a very wide range of knowledge, and they are not jerky at all when chatting together.If it weren't for the burden of each of them and the prosperity of the family, several people could have become very good friends.They finally got together and began to talk.Unconsciously, three days passed in a blink of an eye, and several people were still unsatisfied and benefited a lot.But there is still business to be done, and the purpose of the trip of several families has been achieved.One by one, they said goodbye and left, and made an appointment to meet one day, regardless of grievances, and talk about it like this today.In the study of the City Lord's Mansion, Lao Huang was a little melancholy, and his eyebrows were very reluctant: "Zixi, it is estimated that the fat girl is leaving, are you willing to let her leave?"
”Lan Moxing's eyes were deep, like a deep pool, and his strong feelings spread at the bottom of the pool, and he smiled lightly: "After a while, after arranging the affairs of Xingluo Island, I will go to her." ”"Those old fellows should go, too, but don't blame me for not reminding you, there are quite a few people who beat that girl's idea.Don't lose people then, I don't depend on you, it's the old man who took a lot of trouble and effort to get here. ”"Don't worry, you won't lose it this time."
After a few days, most of the people who were stranded on Xingluo Island left.Chu Li's master and apprentice want to leave on a merchant ship, and they need to wait for another three days."
Ah Li, this is the red storage bag, which I gave to you, and this blue one was given to you by Elder Yuhuang.""
I haven't seen Lao Huang these days, is he reluctant to let me cry behind his back with a small handkerchief?
Alas, that's so unproductive!
Tell him that if he misses me, he will go to the Linlang Peak of the Wuji Sect to find me, or go to the Treasure Refining Pavilion of Wuji City to find me.Anyway, I'm the young pavilion master, and it's okay to raise him for a few days. ”Lan Mo's eyes were gentle and lingering, and he looked at Chu Li with a drowning gaze, as if he wanted to gently roll her up and hide it in the bottom of his heart.With a slight hand, he gently took Chu Li into his arms, rested his head on the top of her hair, and gently imprinted a kiss."
Ah Li, wait for me to find you......." gentle words, like a drunken spring breeze, blew on Chu Li's peach-like face.Chu Li's heart and eyes were full of heat.Something is fermenting and bubbling in my heart.Her face was crimson, and she was panicked and wanted to leave this gentle embrace.She had never been so close to a man, Lan Mo's thoughts, she knew it since that night.But she has always been ignorant about the love between men and women, and she is a little at a loss.