The tip of the chopsticks is red, that is, the meaning of blood on the tip of the chopsticks, this nickname has two meanings, one is to imply that Zhu Xiaowan has made a living, and the other is to refer to the weapons she uses.This woman ......
It kills people with chopsticks.Some people may think that chopsticks are not weapons at all, and even if they are barely used, they are also very inefficient weapons.This is true, but there is a premise - this is the modern cognition of our universe.In a world without "internal force", knives, daggers, spears, fist blades, katanas, crossbows, etc., these things are cold weapons that can exert high efficiency on various occasions and distances, and are the crystallization of human murder techniques that have been tested by countless actual battles.But in this martial arts world with internal forces, you can't take it for granted according to that logic to judge "what is a good weapon and what is bad".Here, whether it's chopsticks, spoons, or even wheels, pillows, hairpins, and ......
As long as you have the right martial arts to play, you can become a weapon for killing.Zhu Xiaowan is a woman who makes chopsticks very powerful; The kung fu in her hands has three years of soft boxing, five years of iron sand palm practice, and then four years of finger skills......
After all these were well understood, she chose chopsticks as a weapon and has been practicing until now.Even if a pair of ordinary wooden chopsticks reach her hand, she can easily "clip" the opponent's clothing and flesh, or peck away the enemy's eyeballs with precision; Let alone......
She always carries a pair of special "iron chopsticks" with her, and once these chopsticks come out, she can clamp them, not to mention flesh and blood, even knives, guns and sticks.It can be said that although Zhu Xiaowan's chopsticks skills are not as powerful as the well-known "Lingxi One Finger", it is more than enough to deal with those second- and third-rate characters in the rivers and lakes.Yes, when I talk about "second- and third-rate characters", I naturally include Sun Yihuan and Huang Donglai.After all, their martial arts are still far from first-class masters, not to mention that it is impossible for first-class masters on the rivers and lakes to use such tricks as and urine......
Let's say that after the two slipped out of the wine shop, they trotted all the way to a latrine behind the forest more than ten meters away.The latrines of that year, or "public toilets", were also graded......
The better ones are to use stone bricks to pave the floor, brick and wood as walls, doors and roofs, and movable windows, and some will leave a horizontal gap in the high part of the wooden wall for ventilation; In addition, next to the squatting position, you will also be prepared with toilet chips (that is, wood chips or bamboo chips, things of this grade like coarse paper will not appear in public toilets, and rich families can afford to use them, as for the silk grade, it must be used in the palace).The worse one is to build a thatched hut on top of the manure pit, and there is no wall board between the squatting positions, that is, the thatch is separated, which is the difference between this and solving it in the field is nothing more than a little bit of shelter around and above the head.There is no doubt that the thatched toilet next to the wine shop in the forest must be a relatively poor one.At that time, there was no toilet deodorant, and even if there was a similar incense, it was impossible to use it in a place of this grade, even if you wanted to use it......
What incense can cover the smell of a manure pit?
Therefore, this latrine and the wine store must be built separately, otherwise the smell of the breeze blowing in the summer will not be bearable.Sun Yihe and Huang Donglai deliberately ran to such a place right now, hiding in the two squatting positions of the thatched house, and talking in whispers amid the stench......
In a way, it's really safe, not afraid of eavesdropping."
Brother Huang, this shop ......
You get the idea. ”Sun Yixiang pinched his nose, and his voice was a little buzzy."
I've seen it all......"
Huang Donglai's voice was normal, it seemed that he was more tolerant of the smell, "The antidote is in the boss's nails." ”"Then is there any way for us to go back in a moment and get rid of them without bloodshed?"
Sun Yi said humorously."
Heh......"
Huang Donglai said with a smile, "Brother Sun, you usually have so many ideas, but now you are asking about me?"
”He knew Sun Yixiang too well, and as soon as the other party spoke, he knew what was out of the words, "Don't pretend, the moment you said the words 'soldiers are not bloody', I knew that you had actually thought of a countermeasure, but you want to lead me to say it myself, right?"
”"Heh......"
Sun Yihuan also smiled and continued to pretend to be stupid, "What are you talking about, why can't I understand?"
”"Oops, forget it."
Huang Dong said, and handed something over from the gap in the partition wall of the toilet, "Take it, hold it in your mouth for a while, and let the wine stay in your mouth for a few more seconds before swallowing when you drink, and the medicine will be ineffective." ”Sun Yihuan took the thing and took it in his hand and looked at it: it was a small bead with a metallic texture, about the size of a tooth, and it was not difficult to hide it in his mouth."
What is this?"
Before Sun Yihuan put something in his mouth, he had to ask clearly."
This is a good thing, it is a drug avoidance bead exclusively developed by my Yellow Gate, and my father specially asked me to bring one in case of emergency before going out this time."
Huang Dong replied, "Oh, by the way, you must be careful, don't swallow it, this thing is not easy to digest, if you swallow it, you have to hold your throat and vomit out, otherwise your stomach will perforate after a long time." ”"Oh~" Sun Yihuan's face changed at that time, fortunately Huang Donglai reminded him, otherwise he might have been careless, but two seconds later, he suddenly thought of something and said, "Eh?
How do you know so clearly about the consequences of swallowing?
It seems that your Huang family has done a lot of immoral scientific experiments with living people. ”"Mao!"
Huang Donglai denied, "Those are all traitorous and evil people, just kill them, let them do some toxicology experiments before they die, and make some contributions to society?"
Is this called making the best use of things?
”"Okay, okay, Brother Huang can do it."
Sun Yixiang continued, "Eh, the bead was given to me, what should you do yourself?"
”"I'm fine."
Huang Donglai said, "When I looked at it and smelled it just now, I saw that the wine was yellow in color, and there was a hint of bitterness and spicy taste in the aroma of the wine, so I knew that they were under the kind of sweat medicine, and the medicinal power was not strong, and the refining was not pure; Want......
It's because this shop is used to killing people immediately after turning them over, so it doesn't need to last long, as long as it can temporarily make people lose their ability to resist. ”He paused at this point, "Huh......
With a medicine of this magnitude, even if there are no anti-poison beads, I am immune, so don't worry. ”"Oh?"
Sun Yi said suspiciously, "Could it be that you have obtained the superpower of invincibility after crossing over?"
”"How is that possible?"
Huang Donglai said, "It's just because I was born in Huangmen, and I have received a lot of systematic training and physical transformation since I was a child, so there are many places where I am better than ordinary people; For example, in the sense of smell, even if the smell of liquor is masked, I can smell the subtle smell of sweat medicine, and this is the result of the training......
The other is poison resistance, I have been eating all kinds of Huangmen secret anti-poisons since I was a child, while ingesting all kinds of trace amounts of toxins and hyoscyamine and other things, so that over time, my body will be immune to those poisons and sweat drugs that are not strong, even if I am poisoned, I can carry it longer than ordinary people. ”"Which hodo~" Brother Sun nodded again, pretending to understand, and came to Japanese; Then, he changed the subject and said, "In that case, then it's easy to do, let's go over and drink for a while, pretend to be unconscious, and when they let down their guard, you can get the man, and I'll take care of the woman." ”"Brother Sun......
That woman's martial arts are much higher than that man's, and I may not be able to beat them. ”Huang Donglai reminded."
What's the matter?"
Sun Yi said humorously, "Lao Tzu has lime powder. ”"You're lime powder all day long, flirting with your legs, inserting your eyes, stepping on your toes......
If you keep doing this, aren't you afraid that one day things will be disgraced?
”Huang Donglai said."
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What?"
Sun Yihuan said unhappily, "Can you win?"
What kind of morality do you talk about with these evil demons?
”"Well, well."
Huang Donglai sighed, "Don't fight with you for that." ”He paused for half a second and continued, "Actually, I have a better way - I'll go back in a while and have an anti-poison." ”"Oh?
Can you still poison her right under her nose?
”Sun Yi said humorously."
Nonsense!"
Huang Donglai said, "Huangmen San is absolutely fake?
Poisoning is my housekeeping skill, okay?
Just this black shop, dare to poison me with the yellow door?
”"Good!
is worthy of Brother Huang. ”Sun Yihuan said, and stood up, ready to go out; Because he didn't really want to go to the toilet in the first place, he just squatted just now, didn't take off his pants, and didn't have to wipe anything, "Then without further ado, let's go back quickly, they will be suspicious in a long time." ”Unexpectedly, Huang Donglai replied: "Wait, I'll wipe it." ”"?"
Sun Yiyi was shocked when he boarded, "Brother Huang, are you really pulling?"
”"Damn, it's all here, I'll solve it by the way."
Huang Donglai responded confidently.At this moment, Sun Yihuan instinctively moved his gaze to the drug-avoiding bead in his hand: "The surname is Huang!"
Diligent yellow!
You say, "Did you touch anything unclean with your hands before you gave me the beads?"
”………… When Sun and Huang returned to the wine shop, Huang Donglai's face was like unburdened, while Sun Yihuan's face was like eating.Obviously, Brother Sun still got the poison avoidance bead after all.After the two sat down, Zhu Xiaowan immediately toasted them again with a smile on her face.At this point, they have both plans already decided, so it doesn't matter, just drink.The first cup is down, so that it will not be poured immediately, it will be too fake; Although the effect of the sweat medicine in the wine is very good, the effect also takes time, and it is related to the amount.Therefore, under the persuasion of the proprietress, the two drank a few more rounds, and then they pretended to be groggy and lay on the table without moving.Seeing this, Zhu Xiaowan sneered, pushed out of her seat and got up, turned her head to the back kitchen and said, "At home, come out to work." ”When his cook husband heard this, he quickly came out of the back kitchen, and when he saw that both of them had "fallen", he walked out.Naturally, they will not kill people in the place where they drink, because of the smell of human blood, and it is extremely difficult to wash it away, if there are traces, they can see it at a glance when they often walk the rivers and lakes, and they are not easy to explain at that time, so they usually pull people into a dark room under the back kitchen to slaughter.In that dark room, it can really be said to be a hell on earth, the scene of Shura.The whole room was filled with the smell of heavy blood, and there were many pieces of meat that had been "cured" by special antiseptic methods scattered on the beams and walls; In the corner, there is a pool dedicated to throwing "sewer" and bloodletting, and next to the pool is a very large "board" with various rusty dismemberment props placed on the side of the board......
At this point, you can understand the anger on the cook's face - not because he killed a lot of people, but because he had been "working" in this environment for too long......
Of course, before getting people into the dark room, there is a necessary process, which is to search the body......
First of all, you have to carry people to the back kitchen first, and it is definitely not appropriate to search outside, in case a guest comes in and sees it, it is very troublesome; Then, it was to untie the baggage that the "distinguished guest" had with him, and Zhu Xiaowan would pick out the things in the baggage; His husband, the cook, is responsible for stripping people's clothes to see if there are any personal objects.And this step ......
They can't do it enough.Because Brother Sun's lime powder is hidden in his clothes, how can you find it?
So, just as Zhu Xiaowan was focusing on turning over the burden, and his cook husband stretched out his hand to Sun Yihuan's shirt, Sun Yihuan suddenly opened his eyes, and at a very close distance, he suddenly swung out with a swinging fist.This punch hit the cook's temple firmly, and the tall and strong man of 1.85 meters was bloodshot by this sudden blow, and he leaned over.But before his knees could hit the ground, Huang Donglai also moved......
I saw Huang Donglai push himself on the ground with one hand, his body was sideways off the ground, his feet came out together, and the soles of his feet were meeting the chef's falling head.Click—at that moment, a sound came from the cook's neck, and although the movement was not loud, the consequences were still serious......
His cervical vertebrae were broken.When Zhu Xiaowan realized something, when she turned around, her husband had been killed instantly, but in fact, she didn't have much sadness about this man's death, at this moment, she was more surprised and angry than sad.Hmm-the next second, Sun Yihuan, who stood up with a carp, almost without hesitation, sprinkled the lime powder towards Zhu Xiaowan.Unexpectedly......
This time, because the other party was on guard, he blocked it.Women's sleeves are long (in fact, in Dashu, many men's sleeves are also long, but that is limited to literati, wealthy businessmen, officials, etc., and the clothes of the rivers and lakes or working people are not always wide and large, because it is not easy to work), Zhu Xiaowan waved her sleeves, and swept the lime powder, except for a little stain in her hair, her face was basically fine."
Good boy......
Actually pretending to be dead!
”Zhu Xiaowan's reaction was very fast, and between this and the block, she had already come back to her senses and understood that Sun and Huang had not been affected by the sweat medicine at all, and these two were obviously prepared and thought about a sneak attack.So far, there is nothing more to say, only martial arts, fighting to the death.However, just as she was exercising, she suddenly felt that something was wrong with her body......
It was as if a breath of blood was blocking her chest, making her luck stagnant and her hands and feet numb......