This Xuzhou City is ......
Can be lively.There are duels.Zheng Mukai, the big dart head of the Guangxing Dart Bureau in Kaifeng Prefecture, wants to compete with Ge Shigong, the fifth leader of Huai'an Chivalry Gate, in the ring in the city.These two are both well-known figures in the rivers and lakes.That Zheng Mukai has five in his Chinese New Year's Eve, known as the "Kaifeng Three-Armed Sword", of course, he is not a "three-sword stream", he only has one sword, but his fast sword is so fast that it makes people feel as if he has three arms.And that Ge Shi is not a fuel-efficient lamp, he is Chinese New Year's Eve a year old today, nicknamed "Scorpion Tail Gun", a seven-foot flower gun makes it ever-changing, extremely powerful, in the Huai River area can be said to be known to everyone.These two ......
Although there was no friendship in the first place, it was not enough to fight, let alone sign a life-and-death duel in the ring.But today they are going to fight, and they have to fight.Why?
It's not hard to guess - two men fight to the death, most often for money or women.Money, they have, enough to spend.So, the answer is women.There are many kinds of women, Zheng Mukai and Ge Shi have wives in their families, and their wives are also women, but they are obviously not fighting for the wife who is far away today.They......
It's for a woman who's never even met in person.That woman, whose flower name is "Chu Xue", is the top brand in the largest green building in Xuzhou City, "Seven Willows Secluded Pavilion".The green building of that year was also divided into three, six, nine and so on; The second- and third-rate ones are not mentioned, and there are usually not so many rules, but the first-class kilns ......
There's a lot of rules to go around.The kind of Qinglou that can be famous must have quite powerful backers behind it, so the top brand in the Qinglou like this is not seen by ordinary people at all.It's not that if you have money, you can walk into the kiln with a big mouth and go to sleep with the top brand, sorry, but there is no such operation.For those who have status, prostitution must also be elegant and classy, and they can't lie down and sleep like ordinary people who go to the lower kilns, which in their eyes are livestock.What the real dignitaries and literati should pursue is not only physical release; Before that, they first have to be spiritually satisfied.Therefore, if you want to see the top brand in this kind of high-end green building, you have to "ask to see" as if you were going to the door for an interview.Even if others don't see you in the end, you have to leave the money first, so that the bustard can be sure that you are willing to spend the money.Then, it is usually to invite you to the house to drink tea first, and let the girl take a look at you in the dark first, if you don't look like a person, crooked melons and cracked dates, rude words and deeds, etc......
Then basically you can go back after drinking tea.If you look good in all aspects of your appearance and temperament, then you will have the next step, which is for the girl to come out and talk to you......
Of course, it's just a chat, if you see someone coming out and move your hands and feet, or show a stupid look like a monkey is anxious, that person turns around and leaves.You still have to hold and hold it, obviously you are here to visit the kiln, and you have to put on a posture of sitting still, talking to people about piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, wind and snow......
Then people will start to toast you with tea and toast, and they will be flirtatious.In this way, we talked until the third watch of the night shift, and the girl took the initiative to greet the maid beside her, asked her to pass the word out and bring it to the door, and then "invited" you to go into the inner room to rest together, so that you could go in and complete the real purpose of your coming to the kiln.This series of ......
What seems to us today is like taking off our pants and farting, but in the eyes of the upper class society of that era, it was more essential foreplay than foreplay.In fact, if you take a closer look, you will find that this thing also makes sense.If you get something too easily, it will reduce your happiness when you enjoy it......
Even if it's, the feeling you feel when you solve it when you have a slight urge to defecate is completely different from the feeling when you feel like you're about to pull on your pants and then solve it.Gao Fushuai's happiness after spending a day sleeping with the goddess, and licking the dog's happiness after spending a year sleeping with the goddess, can it be compared?
Therefore, this kind of initiative to make things difficult for one's own actions, to enjoy the feeling of gaining and losing that may fail or be rejected, is a higher realm, a technique that subtly induces one's brain to secrete more endorphins.Of course, then again, you have to have the strength to operate like this, and if you don't have the strength, you still can't lose.It's a bit of a stretch......
Straight to the point.So what's going on with Zheng Mukai and Ge Shi?
With my foreshadowing above, the explanation is relatively simple: they both went to Qiliu Youlang last night, and they both wanted to see the first snow girl, so they were invited to the house to drink tea by the bustard together.As a result, the first snow didn't show up, but just looked at the two people behind the curtain for a while, and said: "One is not divided into two Yu (read yu, the second tone)." ”Then let the bustard send off the guests.After the two came out, they were a little confused, so they begged the bustard to ask the first snow girl what she meant.The old bustard saw that everyone had made money, and they were all characters with heads and faces in the rivers and lakes, so he went to ask, but the girl of the first snow wrote down the six words again and handed over a note.So what exactly does she mean?
This "flocculent" undoubtedly refers to herself, and flocculent is snow; "No distinction between two Yu", literally, seems to say that "my 'one' snowflake can't fall into your 'two' valleys".But it's not......
She hid the word here, this "Yu" is actually not Yu, but "even", because there are still two of you "people" sitting there.The first snow girl was clever and clever, and when she looked at the details of their shirts, boots, cuffs, and belts, she knew that they were both wives, and that their wives took good care of them; The word "even" is to remind them that there is still a wife at home; deliberately lacks a side, which is to persuade them to be "people" and have a bit of conscience.The so-called "one is not divided" does not mean that I don't "give" myself to the two of you, but that I don't want to "break up" your two "good couples" in Chuxue.She......
That's what I thought.But Zheng Mukai and Ge Shi don't think so.These two are the loss of no culture, what kind of education do you think the girls who can be the top brands are?
If women could take the merit test, they would have become officials a long time ago, and you two still want to see the top brand?
Isn't that unlucky?
In this way, Zheng Ge and the others understood that sentence as a literal meaning, and according to that meaning, the other party seemed to be implying that "if you two only come, then my snow will fall there."
So, they followed the path of "two peaches kill three soldiers" and got on their own bars.The two of them are also from the martial arts, famous and decent, they can't just fight directly outside the Qinglou at night, and then go back after the fight?
That's not a good thing to hear.So they made an appointment, and at the end of the day, they competed in the ring on East Street in Xuzhou City.As for the reason......
Naturally, they did not publicly say that they were prostitutes, but only said that they were learning martial arts and fighting for the best; But considering that the sword has no eyes, it will not end well in case of a mistake, so I still greeted the local local security guard and signed a life and death certificate.That's what the scene says.But in fact, both of them were murderous.The life and death certificates have been signed, can you still keep your hands?
This thing is equivalent to a "legal murder contract", as long as both parties sign it voluntarily, it is life and death afterwards, and relatives and friends on either side are not allowed to seek revenge afterwards, if anyone seeks revenge or changes direction, it is your fault first.………… After noon, the crowd of people watching the excitement began to gather in the area of East Street.The vendetta of the rivers and lakes encountered on the road, the common people hid far away, because they were afraid of being affected by the pond fish; But this competition is bound by the rules, and they are cute, and even some of them have climbed on the roofs of nearby businesses in order to see clearly.Before the time, it will be here in a blink of an eye.Ge Shi and Zheng Mukai also finally appeared.Both of them waited until the last minute to show up, which can be regarded as a manifestation of Jianghu experience - they both know that this kind of occasion comes early and is easy to get anxious.The life and death certificate had already been signed, and the two of them just came to the local protector who was witnessing to give a little salute, and after listening to each other's simple explanation, they each jumped into the ring more than six feet high with light skills."
Please.""
Please."
They held weapons, clenched their fists, said one last hello in the center of the stage, and then walked to both ends of the ring.At this moment......
"Come on, come and open, buy and leave!"
It's going to start playing right away, and at the last minute, it's time to place a bet, what?
What is a minute?
A minute is the time it takes you to count from one to sixty. ”I could only hear that at the corner of an alley about ten meters away from the ring, a man with a somewhat sharp voice was shouting loudly without shying away.At the same time, there was another voice, not far from the "opener", and the head read to a group of villagers gathered here: "Oh, Lao Tzu is a professional commentator, you believe me."
Let me tell you, today's event is June Fourth, Ge Shixiaoyou...... is the so-called 100 days of knife practice, 1,000 days of gun practice, 10,000 days of sword practice, players of their level......
Oh no......
Masters, generally practice guns more fiercely, of course, this Zheng Mukai is a few years older than Ge Shi, this has to be counted, you listen to me, Ge Shi, that's right. ”The owners of these two voices are not Sun Yixiang and Huang Donglai, who are they?
These two goods also arrived in Xuzhou yesterday, and this morning the streets and alleys were rumored about this duel, and they joined in the fun.Sun Yihuan is worthy of being a business genius, he almost thought of making a "handicap" near the ring as soon as he heard the news; You say he is short of money, but in fact, he is not short of money, but because he gave up two hundred taels of silver in Zhu Xiaowan's black shop a few days ago, he felt uncomfortable, so he wanted to make some extra money to earn it back - this is due to his personality, it is really not about money.And Huang Donglai also has a soft spot for commentary, so he came to help Brother Sun "knock on the edge".The two of them first stood there and chatted like cross talk, and when there were more people who came to listen, they changed Huang Donglai to tell the story alone, and Sun Yihuan took the opportunity to the side and took out the "stakes" that he had prepared all morning and began to open, which led to the scene in front of him.Listening to the unscrupulous words and deeds of those two kids, Zheng Mukai and Ge Shi in the ring also had embarrassed expressions and slightly twitched the corners of their mouths, but now that the arrow is on the line, it is unlikely that they will shout a timeout or something.The two could only pretend not to hear, and each took a stance, ready to fight.