The Mid-Autumn Festival is approaching, and the golden wind is cool.Since the day after they came to Luoyang, Sun Yihe and Huang Donglai have lived in the Justice Gate with peace of mind.Originally, the two people who relied on the thickness of their cheeks to eat and live there were naturally even more unscrupulous after sending a piece of paper to the Shen Sect Master.Every day, these two goods are eating, drinking, and having fun, going out to hang out when they are interested, and when they are too lazy to go out, they wander around the Justice Gate at will, looking east and west, and asking east and west......
As a result, Shen Youran's economic and mental pressure are increasing day by day.Shen Youran originally wanted to use these two "virtuous brothers" to attract the attention of the outside world and facilitate his actions, but he never wanted to be rebelled by them, which made him even more constrained.That's it, after a few days, Shen Youran really can't stand it, with these two goods, it's inconvenient for him to engage in conspiracies......
Simply, he moved out on his own.As a result, the dignified righteous master of the door was reduced to a situation where he could not stay in his old home and had to live temporarily in another village in the south of the city......
Of course, every day during the day, he still has to deliberately cross half of the city to the Justice Gate to show his face, stay for two or three hours, and run an office to hide people's eyes.And Shen Youran paid so much price, what did he get from it?
It's nothing more than a secret book that he can't understand at all, and only Sun and Huang can crack it in the world; It's like the flower in the mirror and the moon in the water......
It seems to be close at hand, but in fact it is out of reach.The words are divided into two ends, not to mention the Shen Sect Master who was tragically "changed", let's talk about the Sun and Huang people.Their strategy was carried out very successfully; The two not only turned against the guest on Shen Youran's side, temporarily cutting off the possibility of the other party assassinating them, but also used the power of the Justice Gate to make their "overly high-profile" problem no longer a problem.Nowadays, even if some people think that they are too sharp, they dare not do anything to them......
After all, everyone lives in the Justice Gate and calls Shen Youran brothers, what else can you say?
The so-called "shady" means that the more you hide and stand up, the easier it is to be criticized by everyone, because the act of covering up will make people think that you still have some scruples.But if you put on an attitude of "that's right, Lao Tzu is clearly shady, and whoever is not convinced will stand up", those people will not dare to speak out; Because in that situation, no one wants to be a bird.Human nature is like that.When Sun Yixiang and Huang Donglai first became famous in the city, almost everyone wanted to find their stubble and try how many "catties and taels" these two had.But after these two lived in the door of justice and put on a posture of "we just have backers and shady scenes", most people only dared to bury their jealousy and hatred in their hearts and shut up.These days, not only do no one dare to provoke them, but there are also many people who want to make friends with them.In the face of these people, Sun Yihui and Huang Dongzi also coped with it easily; The psychological age of the two is much older than their actual age, and their minds are very mature, although this time they are new to the rivers and lakes, and they lack some experience in the rivers and lakes, but they still understand the world very well.Especially Sun Yixiang......
It's very accurate to see people.What kind of person is a friend of wine and meat, and what kind of person is a cunning villain, he will know after a little contact or two.For example, the kind of guy who is obviously not very familiar with you, and after a few glasses of wine, he will say things like "we are brothers all my life" and "we are closer than relatives", you must not be trusted, the so-called there are people who have something to do, and no one has anything to do, this is what you are talking about......
He will "talk to you" when he has something, and he will "reason" with you when you have something.Like this kind of trick, even if Sun Yihuan can, he doesn't bother to use it......
Because the people who can be deceived by this set are children who are not deeply involved in the world or Lei Buji's kind of intelligence.By the way, speaking of that thunder is not taboo......
Since beating Sun and Huang to help him negotiate the "participation quota", he has basically become the follower of the two, and he loves to come to them when he has nothing to do; Sun Yihe and Huang Donglai don't mind playing with him, not because this kid is stupid (he just doesn't understand human feelings, not mentally retarded), but because Lei Buji is very sincere, he can't deceive people, and he doesn't have any bad intentions, and it doesn't hurt to make friends with this kind of person.The days passed like this, and the young heroes and women who rushed to Luoyang from all over the country to participate in the Young Heroes Meeting arrived one after another; People's focus has gradually shifted from Sun Yihui and Huang Donglai to other places.Originally, the two of them could have waited for the "literary exam" on August 14 peacefully, but they didn't expect it......
Just the day before the literary exam, Huang Donglai made another moth.Since he is really a little idle these days, he began to use his leisure time in the evening to do some "chemical experiments" in his room; So what to do?
Naturally, it was to use the "hedgehog gall" that Tie Seng Yihuai gave him some time ago.Huang Donglai is quite confident in his personality, and he also feels that he can control this kind of material that he has never seen.Therefore, after cutting some of the powder of the hedgehog gall and doing some experiments with several reagents he had concocted, he thought that he had basically mastered the properties of this precious material.Then it took him three days to refine that griffin into a pill......
Many people think that alchemy should be the kind of project that often takes 7749 days, or even 9981 days, and it must be operated by a huge alchemy furnace, and it is necessary to find someone to watch the fire and control the fire at all times......
In fact, if you think about it, you will understand that these are all waste operations.The temperature that can be produced by the ancient furnace fire is limited, many metals with high melting points cannot be processed at all, and the temperature control cannot be very accurate.In fact, in those days, if you burned something for dozens of hours and didn't deal with it properly, then you burned it for dozens of days and the result would be the same, meaningless.The main reason why the so-called "forty-nine days" and "eighty-one days" are widely spread is that many charlatans under the guise of alchemy need such a time difference when committing fraud......
If you come to the door and tell someone, I can finish refining the Dan in an hour, and then as soon as the furnace is turned on in an hour, won't you go to the gang?
That's still a lie?
To sum up, three days is enough time for Huang Donglai to refine the Dan.Of course, he is not nonsense.Shuzhong Huangmen does have something in chemistry, and as the young master of Huangmen, he has a certain degree of attainment in this regard; Previously, he poisoned and killed the Cao gang minions outside Hangzhou, used the concocted "poison bomb" to repel the bandits, cracked several poisons in the Luzhou serial case, and various poisoning methods when fighting against the chopsticks...... is enough to prove that he really has some strength.At present, the "Hedgehorn Gall Pill" he has refined is also based on Huangmen's technology, first experimenting with the material, obtaining the characteristics, and then completing it after meticulous and formulaic processing.Otherwise......
He didn't dare to eat either.Yes, after Huang Donglai finished refining, he really took this elixir.After all, there was only one, and he couldn't find someone to do an experiment or something first, and besides, he felt that he had fully tested the chemical properties of the material before processing, and even if the final product failed to improve his strength, he would not die.Unexpectedly, less than half an hour after eating, he found out......
I can't do it myself.And this is still a trifle......
When the problem was bigger, he felt that a large amount of internal force was still slowly accumulating in his dantian, as if it was fermenting......
More and more, and his belly swelled bigger and bigger......
The weird thing is that in this case, he didn't feel too uncomfortable, but he looked at the growing belly and felt a little panicked, for fear that he would explode and die.So, he took advantage of the night to sneak out of the room and knocked on Sun Yihuan's door next door.Sun Yixiang had just finished practicing and lay down at this time, and when he heard a knock on the door, he casually asked, "Who?"
”"It's my ......," Huang Donglai lowered his voice in response from outside the door.As soon as Sun Yihuan heard that it was Huang Donglai, he didn't think much about it, he got up from the bed, walked to the door in a few steps, and opened the door.As soon as the door opened, Huang Donglai came into the room by himself, sat down at the table, and said, "Brother Sun, I seem to have suffered a lot." ”Sun Yihuan glanced back at him while leading the door, and after reading it, he looked puzzled and said, "What is hidden in your stomach?"
”So far, Huang Donglai has nothing to hide, so he told him about the self-refining pill before and after, and opened his clothes to show his belly like Zhu Bajie.Sun Yihuan was so happy when he heard half of it, and the first sentence after listening to it was to complain: "You have refined the 'Huang family wants to give birth to pills'?"
The effect is immediate, isn't it?
”"You're smiling!
Lao Tzu is panicking now. ”Huang Donglai said in a loud voice, "What can you do?"
”"What can I do?
I'm not a doctor, and you refine the Dan yourself, you don't know what will happen if you eat it, you ask me?
”Sun Yihuan spread his hands, which is quite reasonable."
Then why don't you help me get a doctor?"
Huang Donglai said.His request is also reasonable, because he is like this, first, it is inconvenient to move around, and second, it will be a bit embarrassing to be seen."
Alas......
Okay, okay......"
Sun Yihuan said, and was about to put on his coat, "You wait, I'll ...... it" Unexpectedly, he was only halfway through his words, and he could only hear ......
Bu ———————————— Huang Donglai suddenly let out a rare and extra-long fart in the world.With the long fart sound, Huang Donglai's bulging belly slowly returned to normal......
"it!"
”Sun Yihuan's reaction was still slow, and when he smelled the stench, his entire room was already filled with this smell.Let's say a word from Mr.
Guo's cross talk - where is this fart, hooking it is.Sun Yi scolded the street and rushed out of the room, where is Huang Donglai......
After the dantian was comfortable, he instinctively took a deep breath, and after inhaling it, he almost fainted, and then staggered out of the room.A moment later, when the disciples of the Righteous Sect heard the commotion and rushed over, they could only see ......
Sun Yihe and Huang Donglai actually scuffled together in the courtyard.One of them scolded and said, "You fucking refined, Dan came out and wanted to assassinate me, didn't you?"
”The other replied: "I told you that it was an accident!"
Lao Tzu almost died in it!
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”These two usually have a good relationship, although they often have a "spray-style chat", but they have never moved, so those people in the Justice Gate are also stupid when they see this scene, and they don't know whether to go up and persuade them.And just when the disciples of the Justice Gate hesitated, the stench in Sun Yihuan's room had slowly drifted into the courtyard, and many people standing close to the door had faintly smelled it......
Fortunately, this courtyard is quite large, and it is still open-air, and the smell disperses quickly, otherwise it is estimated that everyone will be tricked.In the end, without waiting for persuasion, the two of them fought for a while, and then stopped.Originally, the two of them didn't really do it, and they didn't use internal force, at most they were fighting; Moreover, Huang Donglai found at this moment that even after "expelling the qi", he still couldn't use his strength, even if he wanted to, he couldn't use his internal force.To make a long story short, after sending away the people from the Justice Gate on the grounds of "drinking too much and arguing a few words", the two left the door of Brother Sun's room open, and then went to Huang Donglai's room together.After some discussion, the two of them decided to hide this matter first, and maybe Huang Donglai's symptoms would disappear naturally tomorrow......
Tomorrow, if you can't do it, it's okay, anyway, tomorrow is the "literary test", and the "martial arts" will be the day after tomorrow, and if you haven't recovered the day after tomorrow, then you will talk about it; At least for now, Huang Donglai doesn't have the symptoms that look like he might die for the time being, so let's delay it for a while.There was nothing else to do that night, and at Sun Yihuan's request, the two exchanged rooms and went to rest.And just like that, the next day.On August 14, the opening and literary examination part of the Young Heroes Association are finally coming......