Autumn is high and cool, and it is the time when the river crabs are fat.Shuanghe and Lei Buji, who entered Xuzhou City, first went to the inn to put down their luggage, cart and horses, and then decided to go out to eat crabs.This is the second time that Sun and Huang have come to Xuzhou, the last time they came, they watched a "Kaifeng Three-armed Sword" and "Scorpion Tail Gun" competition in the ring, and also opened a handicap next to it, but because a masked man came to disrupt the situation, it ended in the end, so that the two of them worked in vain for a long time.Now that they have participated in the Young Hero Club and revisited their hometown, recalling that competition, Sun Yihuan and Huang Donglai couldn't help but feel that Zheng Mukai and Ge Shi were too vegetable.What is the three-armed sword scorpion tail gun?
It may not be as powerful as Liu Yikong, among the top four of this Hero Club, except for Brother Sun......
It's kind of like that, isn't it......
The other three, which one is not the two goods that beat Zheng Ge?
So, when they sat down to eat, the first thing they did was to start bragging to Lei Buji about the original competition.Huang Donglai is very good at talking, if there is Sun Yi's gag and nonsense next to him, then they are equivalent to talking about lip-synching, and when Brother Huang speaks alone, it is similar to stand-up.Lei Buji listened to Huang Donglai's colorful description, and felt that he was relishing, and from time to time he interjected and asked a question, which made Huang Donglai talk more and more.Once this person has drunk a little wine, his voice will be a little louder, and as soon as his interest rises, he will increase a few points.When he came back to his senses, Huang Donglai was already sitting on a railing, stepping on a stool with one foot, holding a wine glass in one hand and chopsticks in the other, even talking and gesturing.And his performance also unconsciously attracted a group of onlookers......
The restaurant they went to was not good or bad, it was the kind of restaurant with a relatively high attendance rate, but it was not so cheap that anyone could sit down and eat; This shop is undoubtedly chosen by Sun Yi, and he knows exactly what grade of river crab can be eaten in the most cost-effective fish market like him.Some of the people who came to watch Huang Donglai "tell the story" were still sitting in their original positions, just turning their heads to watch, and some of them had eaten almost, so they simply moved their own stools, sat down and listened closer, and even some of the good deeds who had also seen the ring competition at the beginning, and they also sat on the side to talk to Huang Donglai, singing and harmonizing, and it was very lively.Obviously, it is a competition that can be finished in a few words, and Huang Donglai talked a lot about it, and the content is also very interesting, among which there are many things that only people in the rivers and lakes know, and the people don't know much, so they feel very novel when they listen to it.Correct......
As the saying goes, trouble comes from the mouth.Huang Donglai's words, some people like to listen to them, and some people don't like to listen to them.Who doesn't like to listen?
Party......
When Sun Huang and Lei Buji walked up to the restaurant, they didn't notice that Zheng Mukai, the "Kaifeng Three-armed Sword", was sitting in a corner on the second floor, drinking and eating with two young men younger than him.Coincidentally?
Skillful, but also normal.Zheng Mukai is the big dart head of the Guangxing Dart Bureau in Kaifeng Prefecture, Kaifeng is not far from Xuzhou, he goes out of the dart, but whoever goes south, he must pass through Xuzhou; Right now, he's just gone on a dart trip, and he's on his way back with two dart players.When Huang Donglai began to talk to Lei Buji about the martial arts competition in the ring, Zheng Mukai heard it immediately, and his two followers soon heard it too......
Even if they are not people who practice martial arts, hearing the words "Guangxing Dart Bureau" and "Zheng Mukai" in the words of someone nearby will also attract attention, not to mention that they are all martial arts practitioners, and their hearing is more sensitive than ordinary people.Originally, Zheng Mukai didn't really want to recall this incident, after all, this matter was not very glorious for him, whether it was the cause and effect or the process of being stopped in the middle, and now in front of the two juniors, Huang Donglai was about to devalue him worthless, could he not be anxious?
Objectively speaking, Zheng Mukai is also a second-rate master, a character with a name in the rivers and lakes, you are a seventeen or eighteen-year-old junior, and it is inappropriate to openly comment on your predecessors; It's okay if you say he can't beat the masked man, because that's what everyone sees, but you talk about it...... actually said that he couldn't even beat the chicks who had just come out of the Young Heroes Association of you, and he couldn't bear it.Smack-just as Huang Dong was about to rise, a violent slap on the table suddenly sounded from the corner of the second floor of the restaurant.When everyone turned their heads to look at the voice, the leg of the table was broken, and the wine and food on the table were also spilled, and the three men got up from their chairs and walked towards this side violently.This one is ......
The people of this universe are familiar with it, and when the villagers who "listened to books" around saw it, they immediately dispersed in a hurry, and they retreated a few feet away; The little second in the store also hurriedly ran down to inform the shopkeeper and let the shopkeeper have something.At the same time, the three people of the Guangxing Dart Bureau had already reached the edge of the table of Sun Yihui, Huang Donglai and Lei Buji.Zheng Mukai stood at the front, his face full of anger, and shouted: "Where did you come from!
Dare to make a big fuss and talk nonsense here?
”At this moment, Huang Donglai's wine had woken up for the most part, and although Sun Yihui and Lei Buji had not yet stood up, they both looked at Zheng Mukai and were on guard."
Oh~" Huang Donglai quickly recognized Zheng Mukai, "It turned out to be Zheng Da Dart Head of Guangxing Dart Bureau, disrespectful and disrespectful......
"How thick-skinned he is, he was still talking bad about others a minute ago, and a minute later he was smiling and saying "disrespectful"."
Hmph."
Zheng Mukai didn't answer him, and snorted coldly, meaning that he didn't want to be polite to you.The executioner on his left side also understood, and answered: "Who are you?"
Don't be hippie and smiley, hurry up and get your name!
”Huang Donglai was not afraid of them, so he just smiled coldly: "It's good to say, in the Yellow Gate in Xiashu, Huang Donglai comes." ”As soon as these words came out, Zheng Mukai and the three of them were obviously stunned.Huang Donglai?
Isn't that the young master of the Yellow Gate who broke the conspiracy of the Tianqi Gang with Sun Yihuan at the Young Heroes Meeting not long ago and saved hundreds of martial arts righteous paths?
The name of the person, the shadow of the tree, a month ago, Huang Dong came from the family, and people were most afraid of the yellow door behind him, but now......
Others have to think highly of him by three points."
Oh......
It's Huang Shaoxia. ”Zheng Mukai's attitude became a little fast, and his tone softened a lot at once, but his anger still didn't disappear, and he couldn't save face even if he confessed at this time, so he continued, "Zheng and Huang Shaoxia had no grievances in the past and no enmity in the near future, why did Huang Shaoxia publicly slander Zheng here today?"
Could it be ......
Is it because I can't get along with my Guangxing dart game?
”His set of words can be regarded as a standard routine."
There was no injustice in the past, and there is no enmity in the near future" means: now it is your first thing to pick up, your responsibility; "Slander" was defined by himself without authorization, and the implication is: he believes that what Huang Donglai just said is not the truth, and if Huang Donglai disagrees with this, it is to provoke trouble; And the last sentence "I can't get along with my Guangxing dart game" is more obvious, which is considered to be a threat, binding your personal reputation to the sect, which means that if you offend me, I will offend our entire dart game.Can Huang Donglai not be able to taste these?
It's just that he doesn't want to break the ......
Although he can also jump up and emphasize that what he says is true, at most it is a bit of an artistic exaggeration, but people want to face trees and bark, and it is indeed not good for you to say this in front of Zheng Mukai, you have to give people a step down."
Uh......
Hahaha...... when Huang Donglai said "uh", he glanced at Sun Yiyun, and the two looked at each other, and the communication was completed, and then, Huang Donglai laughed."
Hahahaha......"
Sun Yihuan also laughed.Lei Buji was already very familiar with this process, and when he saw that the two eldest brothers began to laugh, he also understood what would happen next......
So he also followed along."
Brother Zheng!
Elder brother!
I was wrong!
”After laughing a few times, Huang Donglai suddenly put on a drunk appearance again, and picked up a wine jug on the table in a flash, "Brother is drunk and talks nonsense!"
Big brother, you have a lot of them, and Brother Rao is back, but there is no ......
I'll punish myself with a pot first!
”After speaking, before Zheng Mukai could reply, he poured all the pots of wine into his stomach and drank them......
And he lay down on the spot, with his back to the sky, and his limbs wide open.Zheng Mukai and the two executioners beside him were also stunned when they saw this, and said in their hearts that there was such a "self-explosion" as soon as they said two sentences?
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However, Huang Donglai's hand has already opened a step for Zheng Mu, as long as he says "forget it" now, then it will be fine."
Well......"
Zheng Mukai thought about it, it was really unnecessary to be angry with this faceless and skinless person, and the other party apologized and punished him for drinking, and most of his anger disappeared.Unexpectedly......
"I'll also be fined a pot!"
”Lei Buji may feel ......
It's time to apply the skills of pretending to be a grandson taught to him by the two eldest brothers in the previous battle, so when he saw that Brother Huang had blown himself up, he did the same, and picked up a pot, "tons and tons......
Pour another one."
Say no more!
Brother Zheng, I will also punish Brother Huang with a pot, and a bowl of crab soup!
”Sun Yihuan saw that these two had fallen, if he didn't follow up, he would have to top the tank, just ...... even ate and poured, and gave Zheng Mukai and them a stunt of eating a bowl of crab soup and drinking a pot of wine in ten seconds, and then they also lay there.Zheng Mukai stood there, everyone was stupid, and said in his heart: "What's the matter with these grandsons?"
What kind of routine is this?
Why haven't I seen Lao Tzu walking the rivers and lakes for so many years?
”He was still thinking about life there, and the shopkeeper of the restaurant came over: "Uh......
This uncle, you are here......
Has the misunderstanding been resolved?
”How shrewd this shopkeeper is, he was just watching from the side, and when he saw this scene, he probably couldn't fight, so he stepped forward."
Ah......"
Zheng Mukai nodded awkwardly, "No......
It's okay. ”When the shopkeeper heard this, he glanced at the table they had just broken and the wine and food in that place: "Then you see......
Shall we give you a change of seat and put the food and drinks on the table again?
”"No need."
How could Zheng Mukai continue to stay here to eat and drink, he said, and reached out to take out the silver in his arms, "Settle the bill, I will pay for the broken things." ”"Eh!
Okay, you are really bold!
”The shopkeeper smiled when he saw the silver, and hurriedly praised two sentences, so as not to change the other party's hexagram.After paying the money, Zheng Mukai and his two attendants left with a painful face, they didn't even have enough to eat or drink, so they could only find another place to go, and it was better to stay away from here.And before they got out of the corner of this street, Sun Yihe and Huang Donglai, who were lying on the table and lying on the ground, like two dead dogs......
And they all arose.At that time, I really didn't get drunk so easily.The two of them just used this method to send Zheng Mukai away, anyway, they were thick-skinned, and they were still embarrassed to sit there and eat and drink after the performance."
Hey, don't be taboo, wake up, it's okay."
Sun Yihun got up and sat down, then stretched out his hand and pushed Lei Buji.Unexpectedly, it was a snoring that responded to him."
Damn, you're really drunk?"
Sun Yi said humorously, "After all, it's a child, and the amount of alcohol is not good." ”In fact, he took it for granted when he said this, in this universe, he is only one or two years older than Lei Buji physiologically; Lei Buji will really fall, simply because he has few opportunities to drink since he was a child, and he lacks experience and exercise, so this time he poured a pot in one go, and the impact was too great, unlike him and Huang Donglai, who have had a solid family since childhood, and have more opportunities to drink."
Hey~ Ignore him, let's eat."
Huang Donglai also patted the dust on his clothes and sat down again, "Xiao Er, a few more steamed ones, and two more bowls of ginger vinegar." ”Seeing that these two were so shameless, the guest officers and Xiao Er around them also smiled bitterly, but seeing that they were all seventeen or eighteen years old, no one would say anything.Today's restaurant is not a big deal, so it stands to reason that it will be revealed, and no one will mention it again.Who would have thought ......
That very night, less than three hours later, something happened.At the end of the day, the person in charge of the guard on East Street found a corpse - Zheng Mukai's body.His body lay in the back alley of an inn in the east of the city, almost all of his body was wounded, and his face was beaten out of shape.It is implied in the book here that this inn is the one where Sun Yihuan, Huang Donglai and Lei Buji lived.If you think that the ancient watchmen would panic and scream when they found a corpse, you would be very wrong—those who do this can do it for a long time, they have seen more corpses than you have ever been in love.In a society based on an agrarian economy, no matter how peaceful the years are, there will be people dying of hunger or disease on the roadside all year round, and in winter, even more will die of cold and starvation; So at that time, it was a very common thing to walk halfway down the road and see dead people lying dead in the streets and alleys.When the veteran saw it, he usually stepped forward to check it a little, to see how the person died, as if he had an infectious disease, and then calmly went to notify the local security, and then the local security decided whether to alarm the yamen.Zheng Mukai's death is a homicide that everyone can see, so the yamen must be dispatched, and he has to do everything to catch him, even if it is a more perfunctory and incompetent head catcher, at least he has to go through the motions.The head catcher in Xuzhou City is called Dong Wan, which is a very typical Da Shu head catcher.He knows a little martial arts, but he can only beat the ruffians and hooligans, and control the hunting of his subordinates, and he can't beat the masters of the rivers and lakes and the green forest road; He also has a bit of a brain, but he is also at the level of ordinary people, ordinary.Please note that the "ordinary people" I am talking about here are based on the standards of modern people, and most of the people of that era are considered stupid in the eyes of today's people because of the backwardness of their education level and common sense of natural science.Although they are almost the same as us physiologically, we live in an era in which we have stood on the shoulders of giants since we were born, so it is also true that people today are generally more "intelligent".Dong Wan ran to the scene of the crime to check it, and saw his identity from the waist card of "Guangxing Dart Bureau" on Zheng Mukai's body, and when he inquired about it, he knew that Zheng Mukai was staying in another inn in the west of the city before his death.So he hurried to the inn with his men, only to find that the two executioners who were with him were also dead, dead in the guest room, and also covered in wounds, as if they had been beaten to death by random punches.Three lives were killed overnight, and it was impossible for the government not to pay attention to them.Since none of the belongings of the three deceased were taken, it looked more like a vendetta than a murder for money; In this case, according to the rules agreed between the rivers and lakes and the government, then you should notify the bitter master of the Guangxing Dart Bureau as soon as possible, and let them track it down by themselves, and the government will not care about anything else except for preserving the corpses for them and providing some information on the scene - if you want to take revenge, you can go yourself.The flying pigeon is very fast, and the death of this big dart head is also a big deal.So, the master of the Guangxing Dart Bureau, who is also Zheng Mukai's master, Zhu Jiaduan, the "Divine Sword with Arms", personally brought a group of darts and dart masters to Xuzhou overnight the next day.This led to that-Lei Buji was wronged and imprisoned, and Sun Yi laughed at the seven willows.