When Sun Ling was "caught", he was not too flustered.After all, he and Huang Jun have been ruffians in Ruyang County for so long, and they have entered the yamen a lot of times, so they are relatively familiar with the process of being arrested.So he also knew that he was arrested at this point in time......
There should be room for good offices.What's the point?
It's dark, and the county magistrate has already finished dinner and rested, even if he doesn't rest, people won't change into official clothes in the middle of the night and go to court to try the case.If nothing else, like Sun Ling's case, he must be sent to prison for a night, and then he will be interrogated at dawn the next day.And this one-night buffer time is very important......
Some rich and powerful people relied on the operation of this night, reversed black and white, and got away with it.Speaking of which, I know that many people already have that man's name in their minds, yes, Chang Wei in "Jiupin Sesame Official" is a good example, although there are many comic-style exaggerations in that film, but some phenomena are right.Of course, Sun Ling also knew that it was unlikely to count on Huang Jun to save him; They are friends from childhood to adulthood, but after all, they are two hooligans and scoundrels, and no matter how righteous they seem to be on weekdays, it is also a false righteousness, that is, the so-called can only share wealth and prosperity, but not weal and hardship.Sun Ling asked himself, if Huang Jun was arrested today and he ran away, then he would not spend money and risk to save Huang Jun.In this sense, these two imposters are the opposite of the real double harmonic......
Sun Ling and Huang Jun rarely say anything disagreeable to each other in ordinary times, and they all save face for each other, hello, hello, everyone, but the critical moment is when the disaster comes.And Sun Yihe and Huang Donglai usually spray each other and black each other, one by one, "cut you to death sooner or later", "Lao Tzu will kill you", but they can still pull their brothers at critical moments.To sum up, at present, Sun Ling has put all his hopes on himself.He planned to make good use of this night's time to make two preparations: first, to buy off the officials, promising benefits, and if the lord ordered the execution when he ascended to the court tomorrow, these officials could help him "cover" a little.Second, think of a good confession, sort out the logic, and try to get yourself away with the crime or at least get a light sentence.From Sun Ling's point of view, if he "handles" this matter well tonight, not only will he not be guilty, but he can even rely on the road of "righteousness and courage"; For example......
"I helped the county magistrate recover the property stolen by the thieves, but I didn't expect to be caught by your officials by mistake, but I was afraid of hurting them, so I came back with them", and taking the time to perfect the details may not be without credibility.He thought it was good, however, as soon as he was escorted to the county office, there was a situation that he did not expect......
He was not sent to prison as he expected, but was taken to the "back room" by the officers.The old man who interrogates the prisoner does not have to be promoted; In some cases, where it is inconvenient for the common people to openly watch, they can be tried at a later stage.But this situation is Sun Ling's knowledge blind spot, because he has never been "interrogated in the back hall" before, and the cases of ruffians like him and Huang Jun were all promoted to the court together with other similar small cases, and they were tried one by one, and they couldn't be asked to go to the back.Today, his hands were tied, and as soon as he knelt in the back hall, Sun Ling couldn't help but feel a little nervous.But he thought again: "Huh?
Why did the county magistrate bring me to the back hall?
And the trial was held overnight?
Earlier, I heard the man named 'Mei Ye' under the bed say that the money in this burden was stolen from the county lord's mansion, could it be......
Is this a bribe taken by the master?
The county magistrate himself is afraid that this case will be made public, so he wants to deal with it so quietly?
”The more Sun Ling thought about it, the more he felt that this inference was reasonable, which also made him a little more determined; Anyway, he has the identity of "Sun Yihuan" as a protective umbrella, and the county master does not dare to kill himself, if he can say that "righteousness and courage" is the best, if he can't say it, he can also use "the county master doesn't want to make a noise about this silver" to blackmail the other party.He was kneeling there pondering like this, and the "county master" came.But I saw this old man, wearing a royal blue satin jacket, a scarf on his head, and his height and body shape were average.Looking at his face, the county official's age is quite young, but the beard on his mouth is not short, and even looks a little out of harmony, as if it is glued; In addition, this old man also has a pair of special small eyes, which grow on his face like "four eyebrows".Seeing this, you have undoubtedly understood, this county lord ......
It was Sun Yihuan who pretended to be.The real county master is drinking tea with Mei Chiyang in a room next door at the moment, and as for the masters and servants who accompanied Sun Yihuan to act together, they naturally got the order of the real master and cooperated here.Because Sun Yihuan and Huang Donglai got the promise of the two Jinyi Wei bigwigs of "Yunshui", they can "act cheaply" in this kind of local yamen.The county magistrate here in Zhoukou thought to himself, anyway, you are also punishing the wicked, not doing anything hurtful to heaven and reason, and besides, you are doing it in the back hall in the middle of the night, and it will not be spread......
Then just play, I have the right to watch the show.In this way, this good show of Sun Yihuan's night trial of "Sun Yihuan" began.Let's talk about Brother Sun, he swaggered on the stage, sat on a Taishi chair, and then swept around Sun Ling with his small eyes, staring at Sun Ling all over his body.But the "master" didn't speak, and Sun Ling couldn't speak first, so he could only kneel there, raising his eyes from time to time to steal a glance at the "county master"."
Master, this is the thief we caught......
Everyone's stolen goods were taken. ”After Sun Yihuan sat down, a catcher quickly pretended to come forward to report."
Hmm......"
Sun Yixiang just groaned for a while."
Sir!
I'm wronged!
”Sun Ling raised his head and shouted.As a result, before he could finish speaking, a pair of soles of shoes called out to his face.At this moment, seeing Sun Yihuan propping his right hand on the armrest of the Taishi chair, with his hand as the fulcrum, the whole person jumped up horizontally, kicked forward with his legs together, and the soles of his two feet just kicked on Sun Ling's face.In short, how did the charter man in "Kung Fu" kick the evil god of Huoyun, and Sun Yihui is how he kicked Sun Ling at this time.But Sun Ling is not a fire cloud evil god......
The Fire Cloud Evil God was like this, and he could suddenly reply, "With a little force, I'm okay......
Sun Ling was kicked like this, and when even a person rolled out on his back and backwards, blood flowed from his nose and gums.He was still stunned, Sun Yihui had already sat back in his original position, cocked Erlang's legs, and said leisurely: "Master, I didn't ask you, who let you speak without permission?"
It's time to fight!
”Sun Lingxin said: "Shouldn't you fight?"
You're done. ”But he only dared to put it in his heart, and he didn't dare to speak casually anymore; This old man is not right today, where is there a scholar who jumps up and kicks people after saying half a sentence like this?
Could it be that this Zhoukou's master is a martial champion?
Or which nouveau riche son who practiced martial arts bought an official and was assigned here?"
If the official asks, you answer, understand?"
After a few seconds, Sun Yihun saw that Sun Ling had been suppressed by himself, so he hooked the corners of his mouth under the fake beard and said with a smile."
Understood......
Understand ......"
Sun Ling knelt back and nodded again and again.Before the trial, he had in his mind what he thought of, what "using Sun Yihuan's identity to call people", what "threatening the master with silver"......
He had now forgotten about it; If you are more horizontal than him, you will be stunned when you come up, and he will wilt all of a sudden, maybe more cowardly than ordinary people.Sun Yihuan has dealt with this kind of person, more fish than he has eaten, Mo said that he is a little Sun Ling, and he has a way to meet a gangster, but the story is later, so I will not show it here for the time being."
I ask you, what's your name?
Where?
What for?
”Sun Yihuan asked while picking up a cup of tea on the table and taking a sip slowly.Sun Ling knelt there, hesitated slightly, and replied: "The villain Sun Yihuan, a person from Hangzhou, is ......
Well......
People in the rivers and lakes. ”He said this to himself, and the official next to him almost laughed when he heard it.Just you?
Still in the rivers and lakes?
Have you ever seen a person in the rivers and lakes being kicked in the face by a county official?
Are you afraid that you have met Bao Qingtian pretending to be Li Yuanfang?"
Huh?"
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Sun Yihuan's "um" scared Sun Ling all over, but unexpectedly, his next sentence was, "What did you say?"
”He put down the teacup in his hand and looked at the other party, "You are a man who is righteous and thin, chivalrous and soft-hearted, merciful, loyal and courageous, handsome and chic, Yushu in the wind, study hard, and make progress every day......
After Jiangdong Sun Gate, Sun Yihong?
”Fortunately, Huang Donglai is not here at this moment, if he is, he is likely to give up the plan, and will rush over from next door and shout: "Damn, Lao Tzu really can't listen to it anymore, do you want to be fucking shameless with the surname Sun?"
”Not to mention that Huang Dong is here, at this time, those people who cooperate with Brother Sun's acting inside and outside the back hall are stupid after listening to it, and what about putting gold on their faces like this?
What is the idiom of "study hard and make progress every day"?
It's the first time we've heard of it."
Uh......"
Sun Ling was stunned after hearing this, but he still replied stubbornly, "Yes......
It is under that. ”"Oh......"
Sun Yihuan nodded, "Then I'll ask you again......"
His next question was very scary."
In Hangzhou, you want to eat a plate of West Lake vinegar fish, from the fish being fishermen to the table in a tavern in the city, how many hands do you have to pass?
What is the gross profit per hand?
”After Brother Sun said this, Sun Ling almost instinctively popped out of his mouth: "Huh?
”Sun Yihuan's expression was grim: "Ah, what?
Did you not hear clearly or did you not understand?
”"No, no......
I heard it......"
Sun Ling quickly shook his head and replied, "It's just ......"
"Just what?"
”Sun Yixiang said, "Hangzhou Sun Men has always had dealings with the imperial court, and even I know that Sun Yixiang, the young master of the Sun family, has been operating the fish market in Hangzhou all these years, is it true that Sun Gongzi you ......
It's only been a few months since you left Hangzhou, and you forgot all these things?
”At this time, Sun Ling's whole person was as if he had been fished out of the water, and the cold sweat was almost oozing through his clothes.He never expected it, let alone the matter of the silver, people only asked in two sentences, and his impostor was going to be ganged up on the spot......
Once he loses the protection of the identity of "Sun Yihuan" and turns back into the ruffian Sun Ling, he may be more than lucky tonight."
Oh!
That's what you're asking, sir?
”If you don't say that this Diao people have their own wisdom, in a hurry, Sun Ling was in a hurry, and pretended to have a look of sudden realization, "Hey, I was ...... just now I didn't understand, because what you said was different from what we said, and you just wanted to ask......
After the fish is fished up, a few hands, right, this ......
That one......
Three hands. ”He began to make it up, because he suddenly thought that the county magistrate would definitely not know anything like this, what can a scholar know about selling fish?
Even if you talk nonsense, it will be difficult for the other party to distinguish the truth from the fake.In this way, Sun Ling began to make up nonsense, thinking and talking; Although he didn't know how to buy and sell in the fish market, he still knew how much it would cost when a plate of fish was served to the tavern table, so he guessed it layer by layer at this price anyway.Sun Yihuan listened to his answer full of mistakes and omissions, and laughed secretly in his heart, but on the surface, he pretended to be deceived, and nodded and said: "Oh~ I see, it seems that you are really Sun Yihuan Sun Shaoxia......"
He said, he also arched his hand, "Disrespectful and disrespectful." ”What is called playing, is that you have to give the other person time to breathe.As the saying goes, can you give me time to sing a song and hear the story to the end before saying goodbye.There must be ups and downs in this matter, according to the ups and downs, and then and then and again......
This rhythm constantly puts pressure on the other party, just like waterboarding, and from time to time let the other party take a breath in order to make the other party more painful.At this moment, that Sun Ling thought that he had successfully mixed up, and immediately his heart was relieved, and the whole person almost collapsed to the ground, and the corners of his mouth twitched and smiled, and replied: "My lord is polite, it's just a false name." ”"Okay, then the official will ask you again......"
Sun Yihuan quickly continued, "Why do you have the silver from my house on you?"
”When Sun Ling heard this, he finally asked here, and hurriedly replied: "My lord, the grass people were walking on the road, and I saw a figure sneakily running with a big burden, and I felt that he was suspicious, so I stepped forward to stop him, and wanted to ask what was going on.""
I didn't expect it......
This man couldn't help but say, immediately drew a knife and burst out, wanting to be unfavorable to me, fortunately my martial arts are not bad, after a hard fight, I injured it, he saw that the situation was not good, so he threw down the burden and ran, and then I picked up the burden and opened it, it was full of silver......
"Your Excellency, you know, we chivalrous people, have always been indifferent to fame and fortune, and it is impossible to be greedy for this ill-gotten gain, so I wanted to carry the burden to the government at that time.""
Unexpectedly, I walked halfway, and was surrounded by all the big brothers, although I knew it was a misunderstanding, but I couldn't say it clearly for a while, and I was afraid that I would hurt them and cause a greater misunderstanding, so I ......
I just let them tie me up and come here. ”At first glance, I really can't find anything wrong with his words, because there is no evidence in the doubtful places, and they can neither be proved nor falsified."
Oh, hehehe......"
Sun Yihuan also smiled after listening, "Come on, loosen the tie for Sun Gongzi and take a seat." ”He paused, then added, "Since that's the case......
Then we'll have to have a good talk. ”