Yongtai 20 years, February 12, Guangzhou.Today is the day when the "Dragon Head Cup" will go to war.Early this morning, the entrance of the Longmen Gang was already crowded; It can be seen from the degree of abomination of these people......
Almost all of them are characters on the green road.And the purpose of their coming here now is nothing more than a match: some come to participate in the competition, some come to see the excitement, and some come to eat and drink.Seeing this, some people may ask, isn't it just a martial arts?
Why do you still have to eat and drink?
You'll have to listen to me say a few words......
On the green forest road, there is such a rule: whenever you meet a big man above the "earth word generation" or "Zhou word generation" to wash his hands, or there is a big gang to appoint a new gang leader, the party must have a large banquet, dragon and lion dance, and invite all the local colleagues with heads and faces, and do it beautifully.Don't think they are stinky hooligans, in fact, they have very good reasons - first, engaging in this set of pomp and circumstance can reflect the identity, status, and financial resources accumulated by the parties on the road; In other words, those who retire can rely on this pomp and circumstance to get a "coffin conclusion", and those who take office can show their current strength.Second, in that era when there were no photos, you could use this way to let more local colleagues recognize your appearance; This largely prevents you from walking down the street near your home and being treated as an ordinary uncle by a thug who doesn't know you and then slapping you with a black brick......
Third, the "hospitality culture" is also applicable here: although there are many juniors who come to eat and drink for nothing, those bigwigs with a bit of status will not eat you in vain, and they will bring "congratulatory gifts"; How much does it cost to set up a banquet?
Isn't it just the money to buy ingredients, hire a cook, hire a handyman, and add a few sets of tables and chairs?
How many can there be?
But this congratulatory gift......
Some are very valuable, come and go, you have this meal, not only is there no loss, eighty percent can still earn a little, of course, in the future, others invite you, you also have to watch it......
Finally, there is the most important unspoken rule: although the person who invites him cannot take the initiative to invite people from the government, if he is at a banquet, someone from the government comes to congratulate him, such as the local head catcher, the master of the yamen, or even the county lord himself......
At this time, he had to receive the guest as he would, and he couldn't mention the identity of the other party, even if the other party was wearing an official uniform at the time, he had to treat the other party as a "personal identity".As long as you do this thing in place, in the future, the local black and white will keep you prosperous.But if you don't do it right, for example, if you say the wrong thing in front of "adults" or don't treat you well, then you have to improve the relationship later......
It's not something that can be settled with a single meal.From a certain point of view, this set of things is a set of conventional gray processes of "collusion between officials and bandits" at that time, and it is also a test for the parties involved.All in all, the rules are all there, "the new gang leader takes office", and the "new leader takes office"......
You're sure you won't be able to run this one.Then someone may have to ask, even if you finish the game today and decide a new leader, then you can treat another day?
Why do we have to do it together today?
What's this...... is the "event organizer", that is, Huang Donglai and Sun Yihong's work.Let's say that a few days ago, after Huang Donglai saw the final registration list for this Dragon Cup, he made a rough calculation with his many years of experience in organizing events (in the previous world) and the knowledge he has accumulated in Dahui now......
I discovered a fact - today's game, at most, can be played for half a day.Because this ancient ring competition, compared with modern e-sports competitions, the process is ......
It's so simple.The competition does not need to think about all the trivial matters related to online broadcasting, nor does it need to insert sponsor advertisements; Before and during the game, players don't have to spend time debugging equipment or anything.So basically, it's one game after another, and the time between the games is negligible.Excluding the time between the games, the time of the game itself is actually very short......
In the final analysis, the competition is not boxing, and it will not use means such as "dividing the weight class" to create "relatively fair duel conditions" for the players.Therefore, from the appearance of the players, greeting each other, to the end of the fight, each pretending to be forced down, it is common to add up to less than three minutes in total.Even if you calculate the sea, calculate the average of five minutes per game, and spend another minute between the games, that game from the top 32 all the way to the championship can only end in just over three hours, isn't it half a day yet?
That's why, at the beginning, more than 100 young heroes participated in the competition, and the result was a total of two days for the literary test and the martial arts test......
After settling the account, Huang Donglai went to discuss with Sun Yihui and said: "Brother Sun, I estimate that this game will start at ten o'clock in the morning and end at two o'clock in the afternoon......
According to our previous habits, should we get everyone together for a dinner or something after the game, and then whoever wins the championship will pay?
”Sun Yixiang naturally likes to listen to this, can he not be happy about this thing of eating and drinking for nothing?
It's not contradictory to have money and love to take advantage of it.Therefore, after Sun and Huang reached an agreement, they told the rest of the Mixed Yuan Interstellar Gate about this idea.Jiang Ducicada himself is a green forest road, as soon as he heard this, he explained to them: Let's just say that the person who chose the leader was originally going to be a treat, in the past, there were usually only two or three people who had the opportunity to be elected in each session, so when the uncles and uncles discussed who to choose in the teahouse in the morning, the two or three candidates were already making preparations and setting up a banquet in their respective places......
As soon as the results are announced, the afternoon of the day of the election will start to send various invitations to the city, and the content of the invitations does not need to be complicated, just write the time and place of the invitation, such as "four o'clock in the hour, there is backbone", the people on the road will understand it at a glance, and they will come in the evening.It's just that......
This time, they used the form of a competition to decide the leader, and there were many contestants, and theoretically dozens of people could be elected, so it is unlikely that you can ask the family to prepare a banquet in advance, so I am afraid that this meal will have to be invited another day.After listening to him, Shuanghe summed it up: This person has all gotten together, and he will disperse without eating him, and he is not too particular......
Otherwise, we can even "undertake" this "celebration banquet" together?
Thinking of this, they thought it was a good idea, and then they "notified" it as the organizer.The person who came to participate said in his heart that since the Mixed Yuan Interstellar Gate is willing to do this, let's not refute the face of others, anyway, who will handle it or not?
It's really easy to get it done today.So the process was settled.In a blink of an eye, it was the day of the competition, and the arena was set up at the entrance of the Longmen Gang.The start time is three o'clock.The ring of the competition was set up yesterday.Different from the general ring competition, this time the "Dragon Head Cup" competition, two meters away from the ring, also set up a "commentary platform" higher than the ring......
And Sun Yihe and Huang Donglai sat there early.The group of green forest heroes in the audience were also stunned when they saw this scene, they didn't know what this commentary table was for, it was said that if there were VIP seats, there should not be only two seats?
And why do they have a table in front of them?
Just as these people in the audience were talking, the time for the game was approaching.Huang Donglai took out an object shaped like a stone inkstone from his arms and put it on the platform in front of him and Sun Yihuan.Two seconds later, as soon as Brother Huang's hand was removed, Sun Yihuan leaned his head forward, and said to the object with his mouth: "Hey?
Hear that?
One-two-three-three-two-one?
”Rank, just this voice, this movement, how to describe it......
You can imagine lying in bed in the middle of the night, holding your mobile phone, thinking about clicking on a random video or live broadcast to watch, and then turning off the screen to sleep when your eyes are sore; And at this moment, there was a eunuch-like voice, through a headset that probably couldn't pass twenty yuan, the built-in microphone, combined with the sound card of the motherboard, suddenly erupted into a wah-wow-wah, and then the sound burst out from your mobile phone speaker, and came with a pasty face......
What does that feel like?
At this moment, everyone in the competition venue is experiencing this double torture of eardrums and skull.", Brother Sun, be quiet."
Even Huang Donglai, who was sitting on the side, couldn't stand it anymore."
the chicken, aren't I just trying?"
Sun Yixiang said unhappily, "Who knew that your 'Mai' voice was so loud?"
”Although Brother Sun said the word "wheat" here, it is clear that in this era, there is no such thing as a microphone; The amplification equipment that we modern people are more familiar with almost all have to rely on electrical energy, which is a technology that is impossible for Da Xuan to have, so the so-called "wheat" that Huang Donglai took out at this time was actually a small magic weapon that he brought out from the Xuanqi Sect.Seeing this, someone must be asking, so what kind of magic weapon is this?
Actually, it doesn't matter, don't you just think it's over?
I'm going to make up a plausible source and ontology for it, and after a few chapters, when you recall it, don't you still remember that the function of this thing is just a wheat?
As for why there is such a wheat?
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That's because it's easy and effortless to use this explanation......
Not to mention that Brother Sun can't use internal force to amplify the sound at all, even if Huang Donglai is a good hand, if you let him continue to use internal force to transmit the sound for several hours in a row, he will have to vomit blood."
Okay, okay, I tried it when I got it before, you just sit up right and say, this radio range is just right, you go up and say it's going to blow up."
Huang Donglai was not afraid of being heard by the people in the audience with words like "radio", so he sat on the commentary stage and directly reminded Brother Sun.That Sun Yixiang did as he said, sat up straight and said, "Okay, then that's it, uh......
Brother Huang, are you coming?
”"Uh-huh!"
In the next second, Huang Donglai cleared his throat, nodded slightly towards Namai, and said, "Hello everyone, friends of Green Forest Road!"
Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedules to come here today to watch the 'Dragon Head Cup' game, I am the commentator Huang Donglai. ”"I'm commenting on Sun Yihu."
Sun Yihu's sentence is very neat and skillful."
Today's game is exclusively hosted by our Mixed Yuan Stargate."
Huang Dong said, and waved his hand towards the ring, "You can see that at this moment, the couplet pasted on the pillars on both sides of the back of the ring is made by Zhang Zhang, the head of this door, and written by Xudong Lao Xian......
Although the two old men could not come in person this time, they still sent the most sincere blessings to all the heroes, and hoped that everyone would be in the spirit of friendship first and competition second......
Play the level, play the style. ”After that, the two of them took the lead in applauding on the commentary stage.The people from the Mixed Yuan Interstellar Gate also clapped their hands.And the brothers in the audience who came to see the excitement were dumbfounded, what kind of words did they say?
Haven't we heard it, is there such a nonsense?
They looked at the couplet hanging high behind the ring, which wrote "Happy Competition", "Go home safely", and criticized "Peace is precious".What the hell is this?
Also, what is the thing in front of these two goods that can amplify the voice of speech dozens of times and spread so widely?
There are too many confusing points, but now that the atmosphere is here, it seems that it is not impossible to clap your hands twice......
As a result, the heroes of the green forest, who were coerced by Sun Huang's opening speech full of "fake big empty" atmosphere and the strange atmosphere of the arena, after a short hesitation, gave a sparse applause to this opening speech.This is the beginning of the first competition held by "Twin Harmonic" in Dahui, and it will be ...... in the future.
There are a lot of these competitions, and the scale of the events is bigger than the other......
Of course, we'll talk about that later.Let's say that right now, when the applause gradually stopped, Sun Yihuan waved his hand and gestured to a group of people waiting behind the stage.When his hand was lowered, a dozen men came out of the waiting area behind the ring; Some of these people are holding suona, some are holding gongs, and some are carrying drums......
Everyone in the audience took a look: yes, is this time going to be a funeral, or is it going to get married?
They are still complaining in their hearts, those positions on the stage are blowing, and you must have heard the tune played, called "Men Should Be Self-Improvement", which is the one specially put by Huang Feihong when he beat people.This piece was handed over to these musicians by Sun Yihui for half an hour a few days ago, and I feel that it is quite appropriate to come up to Duan Er in Guangdong.To our ears, this is also a golden song, and for these green forest heroes of Daxue, this is a form of music that has never been heard before, and when we hear this melody now, let's just say it......
It was lit up at that time.A few minutes later, after the music was played, Sun and Huang took a look, the opening effect was really good - the purpose of "warming up" was achieved, the time was also gathered a lot, and the atmosphere was set in place.And the first duel of this "Dragon Head Cup" was Gong Jingyi, the son of the former dragon head, against the "farewell at first sight", Luo Yu.