Huang Donglai's strategy can be roughly divided into three steps.The first step - he and Ling Huxiang left the room and went to the toilet on the pretext of.Why go with two people instead of four?
It's very simple, if the four of you rush out at the same time and say that you want to, then it looks fake and deceitful, and then the other party may not let you go.Take a step back and say, even if you are allowed to go, and all four of you go, won't the guards of the four of you also have to follow?
Therefore, in the current situation where the two sides have not yet torn their faces, it is the best choice to go to one or two people, so that even if the other party has doubts, they can only send a limited number of people to follow, which gives Huang Donglai and Ling Huxiang room to make trouble.Step 2 - Detonate the latrine and cause chaos.Many officials must have guessed that Huang Donglai and Ling Huxiang, as the direct creators of "that incident", the former was to make explosives, and the latter was actually operated......
The two of them went out together, and they undoubtedly came for this.According to Brother Huang's plan, the two of them pretended to squat in the pit after coming to the latrine, and then each buried the explosives they carried in the squatting position, and after setting up a short explosion delay, they quickly left with the people who were watching them.And a loud noise in this dark night is bound to attract the attention of everyone except them in an instant, and at that moment, they can take advantage of the other party's distraction, perform light skills, and escape into the night.Seeing this, some people may ask, then they can blow up anywhere, why does it have to be a latrine?
There are many reasons for this, you might as well listen to me and tell me what are the benefits of this latrine.First of all, in other places, the stalker can always stand near you and watch your every move, but in the latrine......
When you crouch down in that stinking cubicle, no matter how responsible the stalker is, can only wait for you at the distance of the board, unless there is a particularly "concrete" kind of command, it is impossible for the other person to raise the lantern and stand on tiptoe and look at you condescendingly and take off your pants until you are done.And in the current situation, the head of the military force obviously did not and would not give such an order, so the person who was watching was naturally sure that the people in the squatting position did not run, and would not do it to that point.Secondly, in other places, after you have been alone for a while, people may check on you when you are away to see if you have done anything or taken something, but in the latrine, no one will check on them.Because there is nothing to walk in this place, why don't you take a few scraped pieces of bamboo?
As for what you "left behind......
Everyone knows this, and there is nothing to see.Besides, "veterans" like Huang Donglai and Ling Huxiang must have hidden explosives in the "pit" that you can't see, even if you really come to watch the dung, you can't see anything, you have to see through them to use the digging, but who would do that?
Third, in another place, if you leave in a hurry, people may be suspicious, only the toilet is a place, you get up and go, quickly walk away, it is normal, no one will feel any sense of disobedience.This is not much to explain, many people will quickly open the window and turn around after pulling it in their own home, let alone in the public toilet?
And finally, the crucial point......
Do you think about it the other way around, but what other option do they have?
In this "important place of government", several of them are in a state of being targeted again, and they want to go to other places, but they don't agree.To sum up, frying the latrine is reasonable and reasonable.Then, after the explosion, it was time for the third step - to fish in troubled waters and take advantage of the chaos.At this point, things are easier, they just need to do the "special effects" they used to make in the Wuren Monastery again, considering that it is the middle of the night, they don't even have to find a place where no one is in advance to prepare like during the day, they can come anywhere in the shade or on the roof.According to what the four of them had agreed in advance, Qin Feng and Tyrell, who were on standby in the room, immediately rushed to the courtyard as soon as they heard the explosion, pretending to be frightened, while shouting that they wanted to find Huang Donglai and Ling Huxiang.At this time, the guards outside the door must be in a state of confusion, although they will not let Qin Feng and Tyrell run away directly, but they will also fall into a certain amount of chaos due to the sound of explosions and distant noise.And Huang Donglai and Ling Huxiang can take this opportunity to touch back to this vicinity to pretend to be ghosts and create opportunities for their companions to escape.If there was no accident, when the "toilet darts" came back to their senses, realized that the target was missing, ran to inform the head of the military army, and then returned to this courtyard, the four of them had already slipped out of the soldiers.Even if they are approached afterwards, they can also find a reason to say: "You soldiers and horses, there is a fire and a haunting at night, if we don't leave, who of you is responsible for some accident?"
Besides, we didn't do anything, so why can't we go?
We didn't have any conflict with your people, but we just saw that they were too busy to take care of themselves, so we left silently, and this is not called 'running away'?
”Rank, seeing this, do you think this strategy is okay?
However, that is under the premise of "if there are no accidents......
Let's say that Huang Donglai and Ling Huxiang, when the two of them came to the latrine, there were three compartments in a row in front of them, and the one in the middle happened to be occupied.Who owns it?
Ma Xuansheng sighed.This is called no coincidence is not a book, think about it and know that there are so many people in the Nancheng Terracotta Division, there must be more than one thatched toilet, and several other thatched toilets in the Terracotta Division, squatting positions are all eight starts, only this, because of the remote location, a total of squatting positions......
So why did Ma Xuansheng come to this place to "do business"?
Because people are usually accustomed to sitting on their own "toilet chairs", let the subordinates wait to pull, when he pulls there is also a plate of incense fruit next to him, someone wipes sweat and fans the wind, so this ordinary soldier's toilet, he is dirty, he does not like to use.But now that he feels like it's here, he can't go find someone to get him a toilet and put incense in the whole single room......
If you have time to do that, you might as well just prepare to change your pants.Therefore, Ma Xuansheng retreated to the second: I can go to the toilet, but I have to go to a remote place, where there is no one, lest when I am doing errands, there are some rough people I don't know next to me crackling there, how disgusting.This mentality, I believe that anyone who has used a public toilet can understand, when the whole toilet is only you squatting there, it feels okay, although it is not as comfortable as at home, but it can also be accepted; But once the squatting position next to it is crowded, you know the movement in the toilet, the sound spreads very clearly......
The result is that you are also diaphragmatic, and others are also diaphragm.In short, when Huang Donglai and Ling Huxiang came to this latrine, Ma Xuansheng had just squatted for less than half a minute.It was impossible for the two of them to guess who was squatting, and when they saw the light of a lantern in the middle squatting position, their first reaction was that they thought that it was an ordinary soldier squatting there.At that time, they muttered in their hearts, saying that this matter is not easy to do.Originally, the two of them were going to squat next to each other, both of them "burying bombs", because they were next to each other, separated by a board, as long as they heard the sound of burying bombs, and then communicate softly, they could confirm the timing, and then the two of them lifted their pants at the same time, and they hurried away.But now that I'm in a squatting position, things are different.Don't underestimate the distance of this squatting position, just because there is such an extra time, it is difficult for the two to communicate, they must mention some movement to a more deliberate volume in order to convey the effect, and it will also be disturbed by the voice of the person in the middle, in case there is some misunderstanding, the timing is wrong, there will be danger.Fortunately, Huang Donglai is also adaptable, after he saw this, after thinking about it for a while, he said to Ling Huxiang: "Eh, I know you are slow, I won't wait for you after I finish pulling in a while, I will go back first, and you will follow when you are done." ”This sounded to others as a very casual "friend" exchange, which most men experienced when they were students, and there was nothing strange about it.But with Huang Donglai's eyes, Ling Huxiang understood: What Brother Huang meant was that the plan had changed, and in order to prevent problems with the timing of the cooperation, he simply didn't blow it up, and he would go first for a while, and I would be responsible for blowing up the dung pit."
Okay, I'll follow as soon as I'm done, don't worry."
Ling Huxiang immediately replied.This, naturally, is also feasible.Originally, they bombed at the same time, but they wanted to increase the success rate, prevent accidents such as "duds", and make the explosion more intense; Now it's okay to let Huxiang blow it up alone, anyway, even if it blows up, it's a success.After a while, before Huang Donglai "took the first step", he would naturally pretend to say hello to Ling Huxiang again, and when Ling Huxiang heard his words, he immediately planted the bomb, and then left quickly.As long as both of them were still on their way back at the time of the explosion in the end, the result was the same.Thinking so, the two of them took a lantern from the hands of the two "toilet darts" and entered the squatting positions on both sides.None of the eight toilet darts who came with them approached the stinking latrine at this time, and all of them were standing two feet away and waiting.Obviously, these minions are also normal people......
They just clock in to work, and they are really not so responsible and serious; At the moment, as long as "people are still there", they can be regarded as having completed the order to stalk, and they really don't want to do more.On the other hand, Ma Xuansheng, who was squatting in the middle at this time, undoubtedly heard the conversation outside.But because he was squatting, he couldn't see the situation outside, and he was not familiar with the voices of Huang Donglai and Ling Huxiang, plus the two people outside didn't call each other's names, so Ma Xuansheng didn't know who the two people who squatted on his left and right were who they were, so they just thought that two ordinary soldiers came.He didn't expect that these two people were Huang Donglai and Ling Huxiang who were shouting "We want to" in the courtyard not long ago......
Because Ma Xuansheng is also very familiar with the soldiers and horses in the south of the city, he knows that there is a bigger latrine near the courtyard of the four people under house arrest, and it stands to reason that even if the head of the Wu army lets them go, they will not come to the place where he is squatting now.However, as we said earlier, it is no coincidence that there is no book, when the head of the military army gave these "toilet darts" an order before, the direction he pointed to was here.Wu Juntou's idea was that this latrine was the second closest to the yard, but it was much smaller than the nearest one, and the smaller the latrine, the fewer people who came and went, so it was naturally easier to monitor and not easy to go wrong.Where does he know......
Just when he came out to deal with this matter, Ma Xuansheng, who was waiting for him in the room, couldn't sit still, and also went to the smallest toilet in the whole army.It's good now, let's squat together.Huang Donglai everyone understands, he has had gastrointestinal problems since he was a child, he had to come so many times a day, but now he is squatting, and he has to squat for a while to appear "real", so he pondered: "It's all here, or just fake it, and unload some goods by the way." ”The thought came with it, and his feeling followed.A few seconds later, Ma Xuansheng heard a faint commotion on his right, and at the same time, a wave of fresh and strong stench rushed into his nose.What's even more outrageous is that although these latrines do not have the kind of space between these latrines where you can see each other's feet like modern public toilets (because there were no toilets or flush toilets back then, and the dung pits under the squatting position were directly connected, and there was a gap, so there was no need to leave that kind of gap of a few centimeters off the ground), but because the dung pits under several squatting positions were connected, at this moment the horse master even felt that some dung flowers were splashed up, affecting his side, making his buttocks have a little bit of coolness.Ma Xuansheng, who has been "elegant" all year round, is already unprecedented, and he is a little nauseous when he squats there alone, and he is being by Huang Donglai at this moment, which is called uncomfortable.But in this case, he was not good at attacking, so in desperation, he had to put the lantern in his hand aside and cover his nose with his sleeve.Some people may ask, people have two hands, Ma Xuansheng covers his mouth and nose with one hand, and can't he still hold a lantern with the other hand?
Then you have overlooked a problem, this is in ancient times, Ma Xuansheng was a Confucian student, wearing wide clothes with large sleeves and hems, so when he squatted, he had to have a hand to hold the cloth hanging down on the lower edge of the robe, otherwise the clothes were easy to get dirty.And the hand he was holding the lantern was supposed to only put down the lantern briefly when he was "wiping", and the position of the lantern should be on a relatively flat high place behind the pit, but at this moment he couldn't bear it anymore, so he just put the lantern on the narrow edge in front of him.Everyone has seen the lantern, the head is heavy and the pole is light, the head is round and the pole is long, if you put it down properly, or the place where you put it is uneven, it is easy to fall, and when you fall, you will roll diagonally.And as soon as the lantern rolled, it rolled into the dung pit.But don't think that the slightest open flame in a manure pit will explode right away.Of course, I don't recommend that you take a match lighter and go to the public toilet to experiment, I am not responsible for what happens.Let's also talk about this Ma Xuansheng, at this moment his lantern fell down and just went out, nothing else.He didn't care, anyway, there was moonlight outside, even if the lantern went out, he would be able to go out after a while.At the same moment, Huang Donglai, who was next door to him, had already finished and was ready to lift his pants out."
Eh, I'm alright, let's go first."
When Huang Donglai walked out of the cubicle with the lantern, he shouted at Ling Huxiang.After shouting, he walked forward, and then left surrounded by four toilet darts.Ma Xuansheng thought to himself: "Fortunately, although the person on the right is 'wide open and closed', he is in a hurry to come and go, or ......
I'll just wait until the guy on the left is gone, I really can't pull them out here. ”What?
You asked the horse master to arrive half a minute early, why didn't he start pulling yet?
Harm, some people are like this, even if they are in a hurry, but as long as they know that there are strangers next to them, they can't get out, especially when they are "doing big things", some people will feel ashamed to let others hear their sparse movements, not to mention that people are not used to squatting in the pit, and they are still adapting to it.To cut a long story short, a minute later, Ling Huxiang planted the explosives and walked out of the squatting position with the lantern.Before leaving, he deliberately looked back and confirmed that there was no fire in the two squatting positions next to him, so he should not hurt others by mistake, so he left quickly."
Whew......
Finally gone. ”When Linghu Xiang also walked away, Ma Xuansheng, who was silently waiting for the two of them to get out, breathed a sigh of relief, and he thought to himself that he could finally unload the goods quietly and happily alone.At this moment, he was lucky with his dantian, his waist and horse were one, and he struggled to pout.As the torrent poured out like a burst of the embankment after his repeated patience, he let out a cheerful "ah-" sound.But in the next second, his moan was muffled by a loud noise.And his whole being was engulfed in the explosions and filth that were close at hand......