As a politician, Han Yu has planned quite a lot of strategies in his life.Some of these strategies are complicated, some are simple, some are clever, some are mediocre, some are successful, and some are unsuccessful.But in any case, even the strategies he came up with, even those that did not achieve his expectations in the end, you can't say how failed he was in the design, let alone that his plans were stupid, but sometimes the plan can't keep up with the changes, and the development of events is beyond the power of man's strategy.Today, however, Han Yu carried out what later proved to be the most wrong, stupid, and regrettable ploy of his life – he tried to frame an illiterate person for stealing state secrets.Of course, he can't be blamed entirely for this.Han Yu never imagined that after a famous family in Jiangdong, the young man who crisscrossed the rivers and lakes would be illiterate......
Or at least semi-literate.So when the housekeeper took Brother Sun to the Mingyu Hall, which had already laid an ambush, Han Yu was still secretly happy in his heart: "I thought that I would pour you a few more cups during the banquet, and one of you would propose to go to the toilet, but I didn't expect this kid surnamed Sun to go as soon as he came, heh......
This is really heaven help me, even if I can't directly accuse you of a capital crime, it is enough for Your Majesty to take back your royal gold medal, right?
”While thinking about it, Han Yu came to the banquet hall of the mansion with Huang Donglai and Ling Huxiang.Because they were in a bit of a hurry, and the kitchen was in a hurry, the cold dishes on the table were not yet ready when they entered the room.However, Huang Donglai and Ling Huxiang obviously didn't care about this kind of detail, and the two didn't say anything, so they "invited" to come and "invite" to the table with Han Yu."
Lord Han, speaking of which, please put it on it......
If you want to ask us about the death of the horse, where does this begin?
”As soon as Huang Donglai sat down, he took the initiative to provoke this topic with a garlic-style question."
Uh......"
Han Yu thought for a while and responded, "Huang Shaoxia, don't hide it, Han is also sick and rushed to the doctor." ”He paused for half a second, and then said, "The death of Xuansheng is really bizarre, so that Han has no clue, Han Mou thought, maybe ask all the strange people on the rivers and lakes, can there be some unexpected gains?"
”"Hmph......"
Huang Donglai immediately sneered in his heart, "This old fox......
I'll pretend that you're pretending to be too, obviously many people know about the fact that we were also in the south of the city that night, but you deliberately didn't mention a word, this is to make us weak and show our feet?
”"That's easy to say."
After the mental discharge was finished, Huang Donglai was still silent on the surface, and continued, "I heard that the horse died from the explosion of the dung pit?"
”When he mentioned this, Ling Huxiang next to him became nervous, because the content of Huang Donglai's sentence was a bit too specific, and it didn't seem like an outsider could know it."
Slow ......down," Han Yu really saw the opportunity and began to make trouble, "How could Huang Shaoxia know about Xuan Sheng's death?"
”"Hah!
This matter is all spread in the streets and alleys of the capital, doesn't Lord Han know?
”But Huang Donglai not only answered fluently, but also asked rhetorically.In fact, is this really going on outside?
Not really.But there can be.As long as Huang Donglai is willing, his lie will become a reality tomorrow, and the source of this rumor is difficult to trace.You Han Yu insisted that it was passed on by me, and you came up with evidence, how can you be sure that it was not passed on by someone from the Soldiers and Horses Division?
If this entanglement continues, it will involve Han Yu's collusion with the people of the Terracotta Division to confess and seal."
Oh......"
Han Yu quickly tasted the cleverness of Huang Donglai's response, and secretly glanced at the other party in his heart, and then said, "I see......
Han didn't go out much, and he asked abruptly, Huang Shaoxia heard it right, Xuan Sheng......
Indeed, he died 'like that.' ”"Isn't the cause of his death already obvious?"
Huang Donglai immediately said a word that Han Yu had never heard before, "That must be an accident caused by a biogas explosion." ”"A biogas explosion?"
Han Yu repeated these four words, revealing a puzzled expression."
You don't understand?
I'll show you through it and you'll understand. ”Huang Donglai answered.Ling Huxiang was stunned when he saw this, and said in his heart, Brother Huang, what are you going to do?
Did you come to dinner with a bomb?
Do you want to raise the dung pit of this young master's mansion too?
Aren't you confessing your sins in disguise?
I have to say that his thinking still overestimates the lower limit of double harmony.In the next second, Huang Donglai got up, lifted a lantern cover from the shelf next to him, and took a lit candle from it."
Lord Han, have you seen this candle?"
Huang Donglai took it in his hand, looked at Han Yu and asked.Han Yu didn't think much about it, just nodded.At this time, he didn't know the seriousness of the matter."
Look."
After Huang Donglai got the other party's answer, he suddenly bent down, moved the candle to the middle and lower part of his body, and put on a rugby kick-off pose, and "Peng" put a huge fart at the candle.This fart, which had been strengthened by internal force, did not have much impact, but was extremely concentrated and spread very quickly, instantly made the flame of the candle bloom into a large ball of fire.The fireball flickered away, the explosion was extinguished in an instant, and only the aftertaste left in the room seemed to remind everyone that this scene was not a hallucination.After a breath, not to mention Han Yu, the attendants next to him, as well as the subordinates who served food and wine, including Ling Huxiang......
They were all stunned on the spot, stunned."
Got it?
This is called a biogas explosion. ”After Huang Donglai finished this play, he sat down again with a swagger, and said to Han Yu, who was already dumbfounded, "It must be that the manure pit of the Terracotta Division has not been dug for too long, and there is too much methane, and then the horse master squatted in the pit in the middle of the night and accidentally dropped the open flame in the lantern, which exploded, isn't it very reasonable?"
”When Huang Donglai fabricated these few sentences of pseudo-popular science, Lord Han, whose eyes were as wide as copper bells, slowly recovered from the suffocating scene just now."
Uh......
Ah......"
Han Yu didn't know what to say, in a way, he was indeed convinced.As the saying goes, hearing is false, seeing is believing.There are some theories that you explain very accurately and in detail, and people may not understand them, but if you perform a fun little experiment, even if your theory is plausible, it may be able to blind people.At this moment, Han Yu really felt that the so-called "biogas explosion" phenomenon might be the truth."
Hop......
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Reasonable, reasonable. ”So that's all he could answer.At this moment, the atmosphere and smell of this banquet hall gradually became scorching......
Han Xiaoqi, the housekeeper of the Han Mansion, rushed in all the way: "It's not good-master!"
Something big is wrong!
”When Han Yu heard this, he remembered that by the way, his "strategy" was still halfway through.So he immediately frowned, turned his face away, and said to the butler, "Bastard!
What do you do in front of your guests?
What is the alarm?
”"Huh......
Haah......
"The housekeeper is also in the play, first pretend to be in a hurry, take two breaths, and then speak intermittently," Sun ......
Sun Shaoxia: He ......
After following me for a short time, he suddenly ran away without permission and broke into the 'Mingyu Hall'!
”Originally, the butler's play was well designed, but because he didn't know what was going on here before he came, after an unguarded pant, although he still insisted on saying the second half of the line, his face was already green."
Huh?
What!
”Han Yu has already adapted to the smell anyway, and he should still act, but when he saw him slap his mouth, his mouth rose enough to tone up, for fear that Huang Donglai and Ling Huxiang on the side would not be able to hear the seriousness of this matter, "Is this true?"
”"It's true!"
The housekeeper also insisted, and said to the master, "I saw him break in with my own eyes, and the two housekeepers guarding outside the door tried to stop him, and he knocked him to the ground!"
Now that all the people in the house have gone there, please go and have a look, sir!
”"Hiss-" Han Yu was standing there straight, putting on a particularly embarrassed look, and after a few seconds of acting like this, he turned his head slightly and looked at Huang Donglai and Ling Huxiang, "Two young heroes......
This matter is not trivial, I'm afraid that there is any misunderstanding in this, according to Han, it would be good for you to also be a witness. ”Huang Donglai took a look, yes, it seems that this Hongmen banquet today has even saved the step of eating, and we haven't moved yet, and we have already fast-forwarded to the step of "Xiangzhuang Dancing Sword".Then let's go, everyone has "arranged" it, so let's see which old fox sings.In this way, he and Ling Huxiang exchanged glances slightly, and then agreed to Han Yu's request to go with him.The three of them didn't ramble anymore, walked quickly, and after a minute or two, they were led by the housekeeper to the door of a study, and there was a plaque hanging on the main door of the small building, on which was the word "Mingyutang"."
Lord Han, this place is ......"
Huang Donglai was also very cooperative, and when he arrived at the door, he handed a message to Han Yu."
Oh, this 'Ming Yutang'......
It is a forbidden place in my young master's mansion, which stores many confidential documents and files that I once had, and these documents involve all aspects of my Dashu government. ”Han Yu paused at this point, and added, "On weekdays, no one is allowed to enter without permission except me, even when someone goes in to clean, I must personally supervise it." ”Hearing this, Ling Huxiang's cold sweat fell, because he had already heard it, the surname Han was trying to frame Brother Sun for stealing state secrets, even if Ling Huxiang didn't know much about the law of Da Shu, but he knew that this crime was a capital crime.Therefore, in the next second, Ling Huxiang glanced at Huang Donglai very nervously, wanting to see if Huang Ge had any countermeasures in the face of this planting.Unexpectedly, when he looked over, he saw that Huang Donglai's face was not only full of lightheartedness, but even a little like a smile."
What's going on?"
Hu Xiang was shocked, "Why is Brother Huang so determined?"
Could it be that he usually says that he and Brother Sun always want to kill each other, but he is actually sincere?
”But when he thought about it, it shouldn't be like this, Huang Donglai's calmness must have other reasons.Then Ling Huxiang thought about it, and then remembered......
"That's right!
”At this moment, Ling Huxiang also breathed a sigh of relief, and his face was almost untensed, "Brother Sun seems to be illiterate!"
”"Come with me, two."
On the other side, after Han Yu finished explaining the setting of Ming Yutang, he continued to make a serious and nervous look with a straight face, wanting to lead the two into the house."
Okay, okay, Lord Han, please."
Huang Donglai and Ling Huxiang already had no fear in their hearts, so they followed.That's it, it's amazing......
The party that calculates others, and the party who is calculated, are holding back a smile at the moment and walking side by side.The three of them stepped into the Mingyu Hall, just bypassing a screen, and saw Sun Yihuan, who was standing in the middle of the lobby and surrounded by a group of "guards" armed with knives, guns and sticks.What about the situation on Brother Sun's side, in fact, you can understand it in a few words......
Previously, after Sun Yihuan said that he was going to the latrine, the housekeeper took action under the instruction of Han Yu, and took Brother Sun all the way around the garden, passing through the garden in the mansion, and entering the back door of the Ming Jade Hall.Then the housekeeper lied to Brother Sun, saying, "If you continue to go inside, you will be a latrine", and then the housekeeper retreated and locked the back door from the outside.Sun Yihuan is not stupid, can he not see that the other party is deceiving people?
Where was there a toilet built inside such a small building in those days?
If he had, he would have felt the stench as soon as he walked through the door.However, Brother Sun didn't break it, because he knew very well that it was impossible for Han Yu to do something like "set a trap and kill people directly", and Lord Han would at most engage in some conspiracy......
So what if, the other party wants to make a beauty?
So Brother Sun decided to take the plan and wait and see.It's a pity, as soon as he walked inside, he found that it was not a beauty trick, but the way of "Lin Chong offering a knife".Those "guardians" who had been ambushed in the shadows in advance in accordance with Lord Han's orders, as soon as they saw Sun Yihuan walking into the encirclement, they immediately picked up the weapons they had prepared and surrounded them.Of course, they are just besieging but not attacking.Because Han Yu has explained, the target must be kept alive, if the other party dies......
That is, the other party was killed by a group of people in his place without third-party circumstantial evidence, which belongs to death without evidence, but it is not good for him.Han Yu's strategy, in his opinion, the best result is: when Sun Yihuan was wronged and besieged, he was anxious at that time, and then he took the lead and killed and injured a large number of young master's mansions in this Mingyu Hall......
This is the most like "stealing state secrets and being caught".However, Sun Yihuan did not fall for this.Although Brother Sun was a person who didn't like to read books in the previous world, he still watched the film and television works related to "Water Margin", what "Leopard Head Mistakenly Entered the White Tiger Hall", "Pan Jinlian Drunk Grape Trellis", "Pan Jinlian Orchid Soup Invites Afternoon Battle", "Pan Jinlian Plays Pipa on a Snowy Night"......
He's got to know them all very well.Therefore, when Brother Sun swept over at a glance and found that this place was full of bookshelves, and the ambushes that rushed out around him were only surrounded and not attacked, he quickly guessed Han Yu's intentions, so could he still make a move?
Instead of making a move, he didn't even say a word, so as not to give someone a handle.It wasn't until Han Yu brought Huang Donglai and Ling Huxiang in that the housekeeper falsely accused him on the spot again, and the two family members at the door who were blue and swollen and "knocked over by him" also came in to "testify" and accuse him that Sun Yihuan smiled and said, "Hmph......
Lord Han, what do you want to do now?
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”Seeing his demeanor, Han Yu said in his heart: "You kid is relying on the gold medal given by the emperor, and you think that this little thing can't cure your sin, right?"
Scold......
Then let's see. ”Thinking of this, Han Yu folded his hands and raised his head forty-five degrees to the sky: "Since Sun Shaoxia has this attitude, then Han can only make today's matter clear to the saint and ask him to decide." ”As he spoke, he also turned his head to look at Huang Donglai and Ling Huxiang, "Huang Shaoxia, Ling Hu Shaoxia, if you have a clear conscience, you shouldn't mind confronting Han in front of the emperor, right?"
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