Although Sun and Huang were called literary and historical scoundrels in the universe in the past (yes, this hooligan), no matter how they said it, they had heard of the name Oda Nobunaga.So when Nobunaga reported the fame, Shuanghe immediately began to whisper in front of others."
Hey, Brother Huang, this person seems to be quite famous, I have a little impression of his name......"
"Oda Nobunaga, you don't know?
He's the ......
Who's that?
”"Who?""
Hey~, anyway, it's a very famous Warring States daimyo who almost unified all of Japan.""
Oh?
Does that mean it's still a bit of strength?
”"Sort of?
It's very powerful, okay?
”rank, familiar with Sun Yixiang and Huang Donglai know that similar to this kind of half-bottle vinegar and small half-bottle vinegar to have a "popular science" dialogue is often staged between them.In fact, neither of them knew exactly what they were talking about, but maybe both of them believed it when they said it.Nobunaga sat there and watched them whisper to each other in Chinese, but he could understand the idea, so when he heard this, he said, "Oh?
It turns out that the people of the Central Plains have also heard of the name of Nobunaga?
”He paused and chuckled, "Huh......
Can you even judge my strength?
”Nobunaga heard the key word "strength" and mistakenly thought that the other party really knew something about him.But as observers, we all understand that Sun Huang is just casually commenting on the very rough and even funny "evaluation method" that they commonly use.In their vocabulary habits, no matter what field you are, you can basically be divided into: invincible, very powerful, a little strong, no strength, barely a person, no person, rookie, these seven grades.The more you have certain achievements in a field that they don't know and are not good at, the higher the chance that you will get high-grade evaluations, and most of the time their evaluations are based on personal impressions, with little to no systematic knowledge or even common sense support......
If you truly believe, you will be in serious trouble.For example, Nobunaga at this moment, he just suffered from poor information, and he was complacent that this Central Plains person's reaction when he heard his name was because he was also quite famous in the Central Plains.That Sun Yihe and Huang Donglai saw his reaction, and they immediately borrowed the slope to get off the donkey, and began to flicker all kinds of whiskers and horses.To make a long story short, in the blink of an eye, more than half an hour has passed.Nobunaga listened to the various blows of the two men, and listened to them with relish and interest, and at noon he summoned someone to bring good wine and food, and wanted to eat and talk with Shuangharmonic.After a while, some food and sake had been placed on the warm table in the house, and Sun and Huang did not treat themselves as outsiders at all......
Not only did they sit down with Nobunaga around the warm table, but they both put their feet under the table.This move made the Senranmaru on the side straight, because of this kind of treatment of "sharing a warm table with the lord", he, the personal guard, has never had it.However, Nobunaga was really happy today, and when he saw Ranmaru's expression, he understood the young man's thoughts, so he asked Ranmaru to sit down and eat with everyone.When the young man heard this, he was flattered, and it was a twist at that time.Sun Yihuan looked at what this is called?
Isn't it just for you to sit down at the warm table?
What are the four big men baking their feet by the fire under a table?
It's not about sleeping under a blanket.So, he immediately got up, went over and pulled the young man over, and said there between pulling and pulling: "Little brother, just add a pair of chopsticks, don't be embarrassed, we won't be happy to eat when you stand there." ”Anyway, it's just cheap talk, as if he invited this meal.Of course, his operation did alleviate Ranmaru's embarrassment.When the four of them sat together, Nobunaga was even more pleased, and he served the food and drank a few more glasses; It wasn't until the 10th tour of the wine that Nobunaga finally got a little drunk after drinking intermittently from the morning.At this time, he picked up the cup and said to Sun Huang with a drunken face......
"I originally wanted to dominate the world in one go......
"Isn't it bold?""
It's up to me, Nobunaga of Owari, to rule the world."
When I first recruited retainers, I told everyone that I would rule the world."
Oh~ All the retainers, you ask Kecheng, Xiulong, all of them, very excited......
Fujiyoshiro, they, are very excited~ "What I have always said is to dominate the world, and we have been preparing to dominate the world."
So when I told them at the time, I said I would only want you for two years, or two and a half years."
Why, they say?
I said very simply......
"I attack two counties every month, one in the first half and one in the second half, so that we can fight for a year......
The Kansai region was won."
Then before going to Kanto, stay for another half a year......
Training, rigorous training, and then another year to take Kanto, I said that in this way, as long as you two and a half years, we will conquer all of Japan."
Wow, all the generals feel that it is too powerful after hearing it~ This is too challenging, and you can't lose at all."
At this point, Nobunaga pursed his lips, took another sip of wine, and then replied with a hippie smile, "But now I kind of want to give up......
Hehe......"
He laughed for a few seconds, then slowly lowered his face: "Do you know why?
Because I studied your Central Plains' book "Quanxiang Three Kingdoms Zhiping......hua", "I read a lot of stories about heroes who tried to dominate the world in the book, and I read and studied them carefully......
The more I look at it, the more I feel a chill down my spine."
You know what the biggest problem with dominance is?
Of course, this is a very complicated issue, and the biggest problem is trust......
"In this troubled world, I have conquered the city in such a short period of time, and it is inevitable that the foundation will be unstable."
Because I'm also an expert, I don't have to fight to know that someone is going to go down in the future, and it's almost impossible to guard against, that's the first problem."
The second question is that the cronies I brought out at the beginning will lose more than half......
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When the world was unified, these people could not see it, and they thought of it......
It's not good for me to do that."
So, after thinking about it these days, I'm thinking about it now, whether it's time to ......," Nobunaga said this, and Huang Donglai suddenly interrupted, "Stop, stop......
Nobunaga, how boring are you saying this?
”"yes."
Sun Yihui also didn't think it was a big deal to see the excitement, and said helpfully, "If your subordinates heard these arguments, I didn't want to go down, but I thought about it after listening to it." ”"Heh......"
Nobunaga was also a little familiar with the double harmonic at this time, so his words were relatively straightforward, "Forget it......
You two little Central Plains artists, how can you understand the truth I realized from the book. ”If he didn't say this, he just said it, and when he said it, it aroused the desire of the literary and historical scoundrels to raise the bar."
Hey!
We may not understand anything else, but we still have research on these three countries. ”Huang Donglai's voice became louder."
That's right, can you know more about the Three Kingdoms than we Central Plains people?"
Sun Yihuan also helped."
Oh?"
Nobunaga wondered, "It turns out that the two of you have also read the story of the Three Kingdoms?"
”"Why don't you just read it, do you know it well?"
Sun Yihuan has only watched TV series...... , I still watched various short video clips and marketing accounts to interpret the article, and the voice was louder than Huang Donglai at the moment."
That's right."
Huang Dong also dared to let go of any fart after a few glasses of wine when he came here, "I can't hide it, the person in front of your Excellency is the one who was after the Jiangdong Sun family back then, and his talent is comparable to Lu Xun in the Three Kingdoms." ”When Sun Yihuan heard it, Brother Huang was so popular today, then I will blow back: "Hey......
Low-key, low-key, Brother Huang, you are also comparable to Tai Shi Ci's ability, do I also tell people everywhere?
”When Nobunaga heard this, he almost lost the glass in his hand.Because the remarks of these two people were so shameless, Nobunaga couldn't tell for a while whether they were serious or playing the stupid skills of comedians.But immediately after that, the two of them took out a paragraph of the crooked theory about the Three Kingdoms that they saw from the short video, and they suppressed Nobunaga at that time.After all, the "Quanxiang Three Kingdoms Zhipinghua" is not the same as the "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" that we see in later generations, and many of the so-called "interpretations" in contemporary short videos follow the principles of marketing, and are deliberately written with some subversive and eye-catching brushwork.In this way, after half an hour of double harmonic foam, not only Nobunaga, but also Ranmaru and Mitsuhide, who was eavesdropping outside the door......
They all secretly marveled in their hearts that these two people were not simple.All three of them believe that what Shuanghuan said is by no means the knowledge that "street performers" and the like should have.And Sun and Huang, who were still talking, obviously hadn't noticed that their act of showing off with their pseudo-knowledge was about to bring them huge trouble at this moment.