After listening to Hu Wenzhi's narration, Yu Yanli slapped the table and shouted: "Okay!
”Everyone was startled by his voice, and they turned their heads to look at him, but they saw him......
His head was crooked, his shoulders were slanted, his cheeks were red, and the whites of his eyes were turning over......
Both of their eyelids were about to droop, as if they were already drunk."
Mr.
Yu, what's okay?"
Fanin, who was sitting next to him, took the opportunity to ask.The answer was, "Yes......
Well said, Hiccup......
Sounds crispy!
”Yu gradually left to say this brainless sentence, then staggered to the table on a pillow and fell asleep, his face planted on a plate of dishes, and while sleeping, Bia chirped, and from time to time his mouth jumped out of a few words such as "Harm!
”"That's it?"
”"Me?"
”Words like that, as if they were relying on instinct to laugh in the void.Of course, this phenomenon is actually very easy to explain, because Mr.
Yu is a well-known "big friend" in Dao'er, and he has a drinking game almost all year round, such as today, before he came to this Xinghui Building, he had already finished two rounds, and he started brushing at noon......
This kind of strength and density, no matter how good the amount of alcohol and the fast metabolic function are, people can't hold it, so Mr.
Yu has developed it over the years......
Even if you are drunk for a while, wake up for a while, or even lie down drunk, you can still talk to other drunks at the table.Right now, he was unconsciously talking to the other people at the table in a semi-drunk state, so that the others didn't know what to say for a while.However, after pondering for a while, Ding Zhu had his own judgment."
Huh......
It seems that Mr.
Yu is drunk. ”As he spoke, he stood up, walked to the door, opened the door and shouted, "Someone." ”Seeing this, someone may be about to say, Boss Ding's wave of ......
How can we eat in the private room of a restaurant that is not very good, why do we have to go to the door of the private room by ourselves, open the door, and call the waiter at the top of our voices?
Generally in martial arts films, when encountering this kind of scene where the owner wants to call someone in, the owner should sit still, raise his voice a little, or clap his hands twice to call people over.You're right, TV dramas usually do it this way, but if you think about it, there are actually only two possibilities for it to be like this: one is that there is always a servant waiting for you very close to the door.But there's a catch, and that'......
Since the servants can hear you clapping their hands, they must also hear you talking, which means that there is no difference between letting them stand outside and standing in the house to serve, and it does not play a role in secrecy at all.Unless you set a particularly complex clapping code, if you just clap two or three times, who knows if you took it?
When you meet Uncle Yu, if you drink high, you will be happy, and you will sing and dance for a while, then he can shoot people in eight times.Second, let the servant wait in a certain place designated by the master in the distance, and then use the internal force to transmit the sound of his own voice to the place when the master needs it.In this way, the conversation in the room will not be overheard by the subordinates, and the forced style when the master calls people can continue to be held, the question is......
The master's martial arts can only be done at a certain level.And I can't stop it......
The martial arts are not so high, so he can only stand up by himself like us at this time, and shout at the door with a fleshy voice.After he finished shouting, it took a while for two male servants wearing the uniforms of the Starlight Building to arrive briskly from a distance."
Boss, you command."
Don't look at these two big and three thick, when they come to Ding Bu, they have to talk with low eyebrows and soft voices."
You two, help Mr.
Yu to the guest room to rest."
Ding can't help but be unambiguous, which is to make the decision for the gradual departure."
Yes."
The two men said yes, and when they entered the house, they moved.Uncle Yu naturally didn't have any resistance at this time, but when others carried him up, he still hummed in his mouth: "If you see that I'm a little tired~ please pour me a bowl of water~" I don't know what he was doing in his dream, this is still singing."
Be careful, don't hurt Mr.
Yu, remember to put the person down and then find the two girls to watch, take care of Mr.
Yu."
After the servant went out, Ding couldn't help but say a few more words at the door, and then closed the door and sat back at the table.As a result, as soon as he sat down, he met a sharp gaze.I saw that Sun Yihuan was staring at Ding with a pair of small eyes, looking like he was going to be a knife man.Ding couldn't help but be stared at in his heart, and said secretly: "This kid surnamed Sun is really aggressive, just this matter, do you want me to make it clear and explain it clearly?"
”Thinking about it, he still had a smile on his face, and quickly explained: "Hehe......
Don't get me wrong, it's not that you want to make decisions for Mr.
Yu, but Mr.
Yu's actions are undoubtedly telling us......
He didn't want to get involved in this matter, so Ding just did a favor and helped him get out. ”Ding couldn't help but tell the truth, he judged that Yu Yanli's behavior was really wise and foolish, and he wanted to stay out of the matter by pretending to be drunk, so he asked someone to carry away Yu Yanli, who was "already drunk".But in fact, is it what Ding can't help but think......
It's hard to say, but Sun Yihuan will stare at him anyway, not because he is making his own decisions or anything, but because he heard the sentence "Find two girls to take care of Mr.
Yu", so the anger came up again.Sun Yi teased him at this glance, and the subtext probably was: "You bitch, you called the girl to take care of the drunk person, and you didn't call her here, and you still fucking want to tell us, isn't it?"
The key is that you just carried the Kaizi who paid the bill away, so who will settle the bill later?
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Lao Tzu has been here for a long time, and a few hundred taels of silver have been thrown out, but in addition to drinking tea, he is eating vegetables, and then listening to the middle-aged uncle telling stories, and then being forced by you to steal his face and jump his face, a chicken......
Now I ask you in turn, is it okay to ask for a mental damage fee?
”"Boss Ding, in that case, this 'silkworm hunting ring' is a priceless treasure."
On the other side, Huang Donglai got down to business and threw out a more pragmatic question, "You said you want to do this deal with us, what price are you going to offer?"
”Ding couldn't help but hear that this was finally about to get to the point, so he immediately put away the polite smile, his face and tone sank at the same time, and replied: "Hmm......
It's easy to say that Ding, a valuable gang, also has some assets, whether it is gold and silver jewelry, antiques, calligraphy and paintings, weapons and cheats, and even talented beauties......
As long as the two of you dare to speak, there is no face that cannot be erased if I don't live here, we are asking for a price, paying back the money on the spot, and we can always negotiate a result that satisfies both parties. ”Rank, that's a great thing.Throw a few big sentences at the beginning to show your strength; In the middle, he didn't say anything to death, indicating that there was room for "bargaining" to prevent the other party's lion from opening his mouth; But in the end, he said that "there is always a result", and he was bound to win.If you taste this, it's essentially a cake painting and intimidation together, and you can't talk about it and won't let it go.Everyone here is smart, and it is impossible not to understand the meaning of these words, so after hearing these words, Fa Ning and Hu Wenzhi's faces changed at that time.Fa Ning was already thinking about whether it was time to get out of the "drunk" hurry like Uncle Yu.Hu Wenzhi knows that although he and Shuanghe came together, as we said earlier, his friendship with Shuanghe is not so deep, and it is not even as good as the relationship between Yu and Shuanghuan, so he is also a thief at this time, for fear that when the time comes, things will develop into "can't be negotiated and can't go", and he will be involved."
Hah!
Hahaha......
Hahahaha......
"A few seconds later, Sun Yihong and Huang Donglai's laughter came as scheduled.Obviously, after these few seconds, these two goods have already thought of countermeasures."
Boss Ding......"
The first to speak was Huang Donglai, who had just raised that question, "Sure enough, he is fast-talking, arrogant, resolute, and heroic......
Huang admires, admires!
”Anyway, according to the routine, at this time, I will first take a few kind words to open the way, and then start to do the things that hide knives in laughter and needles in cotton."
Well said!"
Sun Yihui, who was still killing people with his eyes just now, already had a hypocritical smile on his face, and as he spoke, he picked up the wine glass in front of him, raised his glass and said, "Boss Ding......
Brother Ding!
Today our brothers must toast you!
”"That's right!"
Huang Donglai followed up with the trend, the whole person half got up, picked up a wine jug on the table with both hands, and slowly and respectfully helped Ding pour a glass of wine, and then he himself was stunned and deliberately changed another wine jug, filled a glass for himself, and then raised his glass and said, "Brother Ding won't not give our brother this face, right?"
”Look at Nading again, I can't stop it, and the cold sweat will come down.Boss Ding said in his heart: "Okay, you two boys are playing with me like this, right?"
Who doesn't know that you are a martial artist in the Huangmen of Shuzhong, and now you are pouring me wine with this action in front of me, which means that I have been poisoned in this wine?"
Then you two took me with your words and tried to force me to drink the wine......
This conspiracy makes you slip!"
If I drink this wine in front of me, I will be subject to you; If I don't drink, or I don't give face, then it's my responsibility to not negotiate the deal."
And if I directly point out that this wine may be poisoned, then I must prove that it is really poisonous, otherwise I will slander you......
But in case your hand just now was just bluffing and didn't really poison it, or if my people can't detect the kind of poison you did, the result will be that I lose face and suffer a dumb loss."
Hmm......
Today's young people are really ruthless......
The afterlife is terrifying!
”Ding couldn't help but have enough inner drama, but he was right, Sun Huang and the others were playing such a trick.But actually......
Today, if Shuang Harmonic meets a person who has no heart, this trick is useless.You think, the two sides are not tearing their faces now, and he can't stop stealing their fingers, and he also covers up the hooligan rhetoric of "keeping it for you in order to prevent theft"; Taking a step back and saying, even if he didn't cover it up, he clearly said, "I stole your fingers, I just want it, can I force it now?"
”The double harmony has to wait until he can't buy it and really starts to do it, or when there are signs of doing it, then there will be an excuse for legitimate defense.As a well-known "young man" in the rivers and lakes, it is impossible to directly poison and kill the leader of the valuable gang in the current situation.So if I don't have so many eyes, I don't want to do anything, I laugh and stuff the wine, and I don't have any; Or, if he was a little smarter and thought things through, he would have understood that the wine could be drunk.However, he just thinks too much and doesn't have enough - this lack of character or ability, in the future, also determines the ending of Ding Can't Stop."
Huh......
Two, let's not be busy for now......"
After obviously hesitating for a moment, Ding couldn't help but think of a solution, "Wouldn't it be better to drink this glass of wine when we have negotiated the deal?"
”He didn't drink either, but he didn't say he wouldn't drink it, but he had to drag it out.This response is not bad, is it a delaying strategy......
Let's see the situation later, drink it after we talk about it, and don't drink it when you turn your face.With Ding's status in the rivers and lakes, most people will not give him this face at such a time, after all, this is not what we are common now......
What kind of brain-dead drinking bureau made by a relative in the countryside or a low forced leader, if you don't drink this sip at the wine table, a group of middle-aged and old people will lose their faces on the spot, and that low-handed sycophant who doesn't pretend to be smart may also coax you to perform a show at this time to help you "play a round" or something......
Anyway, I believe that most people have experienced this kind of thing or will experience it sooner or later, so let's stop here.Boss Ding is a decent person, and the people he will come to negotiate in person are all decent people, as long as he doesn't explicitly refuse, he can still drag it out if he wants to drag this sip of wine."
That'......
Okay. ”And Huang Donglai saw that he couldn't make a plan, so he immediately took another plan; After a breath, he put down his wine glass and said to Sun Yi in a very relaxed tone, "Brother Sun, you are good at settling accounts, or you will calculate it for Boss Ding......
How much is this silkworm hunting ring worth?
”When Sun Yixiang heard it, he understood it, and he immediately put down the wine glass, and the corners of his mouth were crooked.This time, he was laughing from the bottom of his heart."
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Shhh......
Let me think about it......
"Brother Sun's fishmonger came as soon as he said it, not only squeezing his eyebrows on his face, but also muttering pretending to be in his mouth, "If you get the silkworm ring, you can find the silkworm magic skill, if you find the magic skill, you can be invincible in the world, and if you are invincible in the world, you can dominate the martial arts, and after dominating the martial arts, you can have all the gold and silver jewelry, antique calligraphy and painting, weapon cheats, talent and beauty in the martial arts......"
Ding Zhu listened to the scalp numb, according to this algorithm, he really can't live it, what kind of thing I will dominate the martial arts?
According to your algorithm, I bought a fishing rod and had the whole ocean, right?
At this point, I really wanted to drink a drink to suppress my shock, but he couldn't.He listened to Sun Yihuan chanting the scriptures there for several minutes, and finally, Brother Sun pretended to understand, and slapped the table, and said with a very tangled look: "Tsk, let's do it, let's suffer a little loss, and give the finger to Brother Ding, so I should make you a friend." ”Speaking of this, he paused, and then changed his words, "But if you find the Heavenly Silkworm Divine Skill in the future, let us take a look at it too, isn't it too much?"
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