Recently, the city of Cangzhou has been really lively.Yesterday, there was a rumor that the Dugu father and son of the East Harmony and West Poison and the Sword King's Mansion went to the temple for some reason to hold a water and land festival, and now I heard that Gao Shengyue, the master of the "Hundred Turns and Thousand Swords" in the south of the city, suddenly wants to have a martial arts competition to recruit relatives......
It's really a miracle every year, and this year there are a lot of them.Regarding the matter of recruiting relatives in martial arts, I think you are no stranger to the officials.There are very few records of this in the official history, and it is generally not in the form of "open fighting", but in a limited number of selections, through archery, pairs and other forms of unharmed competition.But in folklore, miscellaneous storytelling, and especially martial arts......
As long as the "competition to recruit relatives" is mentioned, it will inevitably be a scene of fanfare and public display.However, if we think about it a little, we will find that the rules of this kind of competition mentioned in most stories are not very reasonable.Do you want to......
Anyone can get into a ring, and there is no time limit, until one person stands there and no one else dares to go up to fight him?
There's too much unfairness and room to maneuver.Even if no one has a crooked mind, everyone is stunned, and the first one will suffer a lot more than the last.And if there are those who "can play tactics", it is even more not......
Can you fight, right?
It's a fart!
Lao Tzu hired dozens of thugs and asked them to come up one by one to fight with you, they won the best, and if they couldn't win, they would give up the winning style and switch to the attrition style of play......
This one hurts your arm, that hurts your leg, it's really not good to consume more of your strength, then in the end you will have to be consumed and lie down, and then I will go up to pick peaches, what can you do?
In addition, there is an extreme situation, if you happen to meet a prostitute with strong martial arts passing by here, and he wins the ring, what will you do?
So, in our book......
Or to be more specific, there are certain thresholds and rules set for today's competition held by Lao Gao.For example, the first rule is that only people from clean backgrounds or decent families can come to power, and those who are from unknown backgrounds or impersonate others cannot participate.Another example: if you already have a wife in the family, you will not accept it.There are also things like "people who have been on stage can't play a second time", "if the same person hasn't lost three games, he can ask for a break and let the other two play first" and so on.Seeing this, some people may say, this old Gao family's daughter......
It's twenty-seven or eighteen, and it's a well-known martial arts woman, it is said that in that year, this kind of condition was even given up by the matchmaker, and Lao Gao still set so many terms, isn't there even more no one coming?
Isn't that because I don't want others to come?
All these thresholds and rules, to put it bluntly, are set for Dugu Yong alone, if it weren't for the fear that the trap would be too obvious due to the too rigid restrictions, Lao Gao and Dugu Sheng are afraid that even age, height, weight, etc. will be limited to Dugu Yong's standards.As for this, will this lead to no one coming to power except Dugu Yong, but it will be very fake?
Then don't worry, as we mentioned earlier, the two old Deng used the momentum of "instigating the martial arts conspiracy" to do this, and they were carefully prepared.That Lao Gao also has some connections in the rivers and lakes, not to mention that this time there is Dugusheng's face, and they have already arranged a number of good "actors" in the crowd watching the excitement, so they don't have to worry about no one on stage, and they are not afraid that there will be other people to disrupt the situation.If there is really a stunned young man outside of Dugu Yong who dares to go up today, then I will send you a sentence - "You can play a fart!"
Lao Tzu has already hired dozens of actors, and the organizers and referees are all myself, and when the time comes......
"That's pretty much what it means, anyway, everyone just understands."
And said that this morning, just after the hour, the door of the hundred turns and thousands of knives was hung in front of the notice of the competition to recruit relatives, the rules were all written in black and white, and said that it would be officially opened when the time came, and welcome all the villagers to come to witness.Okay, as soon as this news comes out, the people can still sit still?
Cangzhou is a place full of sects, a martial style, a saying that you want to fight, so can there be fewer people who come to see the excitement?
In less than an hour, this matter was about to spread all over the city, and the threshold of the hundred turns and thousands of knives was about to be broken.Let's mention it a little here, in Cangzhou, basically all sects and martial arts halls have open spaces for disciples to practice martial arts, but the size of the area is different, and Lao Gao is swinging this time, and the ring is set up on the martial arts arena in his own sect.Seeing this, some people may ask, so why didn't he put it on the street?
Isn't the "100-day fight" that the bully Song Xiang put in Runan City on the street?
It's been on the table for more than three months.That's all I can say......
One side has one party's rules, so the Song family can be the king and hegemon in Runan, but you let them come to Cangzhou to try it like this?
Not to mention swinging, you have to understand the dock before setting up a stall, otherwise you won't be able to set up a day.At this point, Gao Shengyue, as the head snake here, must be Men'er Qing, so he will not make that kind of mistake when he does this.At the end of the day, this competition officially began.Inside and outside the martial arts arena of the Hundred Turns and Thousand Swordsmen, from the ground to the wall, it can be said that they are full of horses, but 99% of these people are here to see the excitement, and 1% are having a holiday with Lao Gao, thinking about watching jokes or taking the opportunity to make trouble.People who really want to go up to fight in this ring, at least among the locals, there are really none.Because of this old high's daughter, the people in the city have heard of it to some extent......
This woman's surname is Gao Tian, and the word "Tian" in her name is not pronounced "sweet", but "electricity......
When the name was first chosen, the fortune teller invited by Lao Gao said, your old name is Yue, which belongs to the soil, so your next generation must have "gold" in the name, and the native gold; Then you are already "rising" here, or ascending, the extremes of things must be reversed, so the descendants have to come in the opposite and press it......
So, the father's name is Gao Shengyue, and the daughter's name is Gao Tian.Since the ancients did not have the concept of "high-voltage electricity", they did not feel that there was any homophony problem, of course, this name is not very good, so the elders do not call her full name on weekdays, just called "Tian'er", and other disciples are naturally called her senior sister or miss.Let's say that this high-pressure Miss Tian, her martial arts talent is really good, and she learned all of his father's "Hundred Turns and Thousand Turns Sword Technique" before the age of twenty-five, and the gap with his father's martial arts is only internal strength and actual combat experience.And in terms of appearance, to tell the truth, it's not bad; Although it's not the kind of beauty that can be called a beauty at first glance, it's very attractive, and people practice martial arts all year round on weekdays, and they don't dress up much, so they really have to clean up, and they can look better.It's a pity, it's just the answer to that sentence - no one is perfect.Generally speaking, if a person is quite good in one or two aspects, he is bound to be lacking in some other aspects, or even have big problems.For example, if you are born a top student, you don't know how painful it is for ordinary people to study, and you may not have the ability to resist pressure when you encounter difficulties similar to learning but different from learning in the future.For example, if you are born extremely good-looking, you will not have the opportunity to experience the coldness and difficulties faced by most ordinary-looking people in various social activities such as job hunting, making friends, falling in love, etc., before the age of 35, and this will actually imperceptibly limit or deviate your perception of the world, thus affecting your personality and judgment.This is almost the case with high pressure, she never broke off the people who came to propose marriage when she was a teenager, but she really doesn't look down on these people, after all, she does have the capital to be arrogant and picky, so the family is also determined by her temperament.As a result, five years, ten years, and just like that, it passed in a blink of an eye, and those in the city who were the same age as Miss Gao and had come to propose marriage, she was basically offended.And as Gao Tian's age gets bigger year by year, the conditions of the people who come to propose marriage are not as good as one year and one is not as good as the other......
At this time, it is even more impossible for her to agree, she has been here with better conditions before, and she has promised to be under poor conditions now, so unjustly.Therefore, today's high-pressure Tian, coupled with the threshold of Lao Gaoding's series of martial arts competitions, there are really no locals who can meet the conditions and are willing to come to the ring.But fortunately, there are a lot of outsiders in the city recently, and "the actors are in place", so I'm not afraid that no one will be on it.No, there was a young man from a foreign country, in his twenties, who was stunned, and was fooled by a few enthusiastic citizens who wanted to see the excitement......
Let's just say that although this Miss Gao is twenty-seven or eighteen this year, she looks better than the eighteen, and her martial arts are still high.Then the young man had an impulse, so he ran to register with a few disciples of the Hundred Thousand Swords Sect who were sitting on the side of the stage, and then went to the ring."
The little brother is not talented, I am willing to come to ask for a jackpot, and I hope that the heroes will show mercy."
came to the stage, and the young man also hugged his fists and said two sentences.Although this person is not very capable, and he is not from a high-ranking family, he is indeed the right way in the rivers and lakes, and he is dignified, as the first to come to power, it can be regarded as a good start for this martial arts competition.Lao Gao was not in a hurry, he waited for a while, wanting to see if there were any real passers-by willing to go on stage, and if he didn't send another actor up, keep the scene from cooling.The results are really ......
That's the way it is, when no one is on, no one wants to be the first, but as long as one person is on, there will be a group of people who want to fight.For a while, several people ran to the stage to sign up, and then began to "please", "please", "brother, please first" and humbled downstage......
Everyone wants to be late.It is clear - "the game starts before the game starts".In this way, this competition is not done, and it is in full swing, and at the beginning of the stage was "rookies pecking each other", but after a few rounds of people, the level is really rising, and the people who are watching the excitement of eating melons in the audience are also in a warm atmosphere and high interest.That Lao Gao was also very happy to look at it, and said in his heart that I knew that this was the case, and I wouldn't collude with Brother Dugu, I would directly hold a real martial arts competition by myself, and I guess I could also recruit a satisfactory son-in-law.Of course, his idea ignores a problem: Cangzhou is not as many martial arts people from other places as it has been recently.If Lao Gao really wants to get rid of Dugu Sheng and go it alone, the most reasonable way is actually to take advantage of the Young Heroes Club to have a martial arts competition to recruit relatives, so that the chance of recruiting a good son-in-law is indeed greater.But Lao Gao is just thinking about it casually, since he promised Dugu Sheng, he will not regret it here, besides......
Being able to marry the Jinling Sword King Mansion and become a friend is definitely better than randomly recruiting a passer-by's son-in-law.Before you know it, this ring has been fought from the hour to the hour.Now the two people who are fighting on the stage are already at the second-rate level of the rivers and lakes, and many people who come to see the excitement and practice martial arts from other sects have also changed from watching the drama at the beginning to watching and applauding attentively.It was also at this time that Dugu Sheng and Dugu Yong walked into this courtyard......
Some people say how did they come here?
In fact, it is only at this time that it is appropriate, and this is also where Dugu Sheng and Gao Shengyue are scheming.At their age, they have seen more than martial arts to recruit relatives, and they all know that it is useless to come early, and the ones in front are all "bricks" in the bricks; What's more, this competition was planned by the two of them themselves, and there were also "actors" arranged by them in the crowd to guarantee how long it would take for Duguyong to appear, and the two of them had already counted.Take a step back, when people start fighting, you Dugu Shengchen dragged your son to be on time, and as soon as the fight started, you directly instigated your son to come to power, so what should you do if Dugu Yong notices that something is wrong?
Therefore, when Dugu Sheng heard someone gossiping about this in the teahouse at the beginning, he just pretended to be relaxed and surprised in front of his son, and said something half-jokingly......
This is an old friend of mine, he hugged you when you were a child, and my father came here for two days to visit him, but I didn't expect to hear that their family had such a lively scene here.is to use this kind of seemingly unaware and casual conversation, first chat with Dugu Yong, but don't talk much, let alone take the initiative to go.After a while, he drank the tea and ate the snacks unhurriedly, walked out of the teahouse slowly, and when he talked about where to go next, Dugu Yong proposed himself: "Do we want to go and see the excitement too?"
”If so, the two of them are just right, and they are ...... at the beginning of their lives Present.I didn't expect it......
"Yo!
Brother Yong!
Shengbo, you are here too!
Come on, come on, we've got a place here!
”As soon as Dugu's father and son entered the courtyard, they heard a very distinctive voice shouting at them in a noisy voice.The two of them followed the voice, who was Sun Yihuan who called them?
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At this moment, Dan saw that Sun Yihu, Huang Donglai, as well as the abbot, Niu Youjin, Niu Youyin, a total of five people, were all sitting in the first row under the ring; Not only did they occupy a large area, but they also had wine jugs, melon seeds, snacks and other bits and pieces at hand, and the crumbs and dripping wine they ate had already been spilled on the ground.Obviously, these people belong to the kind of idle eggs, as soon as they heard that there was a lively watch, they had already come here to occupy a seat before the hour arrived.That Dugu Sheng glanced at it, and said secretly in his heart: Hey, I met these two boys again, it's really fate......
Huh?
No, isn't that the abbot sitting next to them?
Now he is a little messy, because he knows that the abbot has a strange temperament, and it is difficult to say what he will do, in case this guy also comes to the stage to fight on a whim, then Dugu Yong is afraid that it will be enough, and even Dugu Sheng himself is not completely sure that he will be able to win the abbot.Come to think of it, he still went over with his son first.The courtyard is crowded now, the sound is very noisy, and everyone is paying attention to the stage, so few people noticed that the two of them "big shots" had arrived, and no one gave way to them.Dugu's father and son could only squeeze through the crowd, "borrowing" and greeting again and again, and then they reached the front.How the two sides greeted each other, I won't go into detail here, anyway, the abbot's attitude towards Dugusheng is relatively normal, similar to when he met with Na Murong Shu.In this way, as long as the other party clearly wants to ask him to do something, or is really familiar with him, or offends him......
In fact, the abbot can still speak politely most of the time.A few people greeted and fought, and the fight on the stage just ended.After sending the opponent off the stage, he didn't wait for the organizer Lao Gao to speak, he came to the edge of the stage by himself, hugged his fists and said loudly: "Heroes, is there anyone who is willing to come up and teach?"
”It's nothing, but the tone is a little provocative.It was also a coincidence, at this moment, there was another person, who came in from the gate of the courtyard, he heard this, and looked at the stage again, at that time he started to do light work, stepped on the wall and walked sideways, after swimming a few feet, he made another force under his feet, jumped up the wall, and got into the ring.As soon as he stood firm, he burst out laughing: "Hahahaha......
Who is my Dao, isn't this Brother Lou?
”This title seems to be quite polite, but the tone is full of contempt, "Why, just you can stand on this stage with just two moments?"
”Who is this on stage?
Presumably you have also guessed that it is the son of Shao Dejin, the master of Xingyi Gate in Cangzhou-Shao Shanhu.He and the "Brother Lou" standing on the stage at the moment are old acquaintances, and the two were originally like-minded friends of wine and meat, but later they had disputes over some wine-related trivial matters, and they both felt that the other party did not give themselves face, and since then they have had a holiday.If you want to talk about martial arts, Shao Shanhu is higher than this Brother Lou, otherwise he wouldn't have come to the stage to ridicule as soon as he saw the other party in the limelight."
Shao Shinephew, I have rules in this ring, and if you want to go on stage, you have to sign up first, it's not appropriate for you to break in directly like this."
At this time, Gao Shengyue couldn't stand it anymore, and he stood up on the side of the stage to speak as the organizer, wanting Shao Shanhu to go down.It's just that he didn't dare to say it too ugly, after all, Xingyimen has a lot of power in the local area, at least it is stronger than his hundred turns and thousands of swords, and he still has to give the other party some face."
Huh......
Master Gao, polite. ”Shao Shanhu also knew that the other party would not dare to offend him casually, so he responded fearlessly, "I also saw your rules for signing up outside the door, with all due respect......
That's kind of funny, isn't it?
At Ling Ai's age, isn't it a bit too much for the person you are still asking to fight to have no wife at home?
”What about this goods, it is also a dog mouth that can't spit out ivory, what he said, everyone in the locals knows, but people will not pick out this kind of ugly words to say it, not to mention the situation of Miss Gao, those who signed up for the stage also know that 10,000 steps back and said, this is also a matter of willingness to fight."
In my opinion, if you don't give this one away, let me show my hands, if in the end, I, Shao Shanhu, can get lucky and win the competition......
I'll suffer a little loss, it's nothing to marry a concubine who is a year older than me, it's better than you marrying your daughter to some people who don't know what to do......"
Shao Shanhu said, and through the words, he squinted his eyes at Brother Lou.Actually, in Shao Shanhu's opinion, he said this to the person surnamed Lou...... didn't mean to target the Gao family, because in his cognition, he didn't have any problem at all, he felt that he was willing to marry Gao Jian as a concubine, and he really suffered a loss.Therefore, if this person is used to being a bastard, sometimes he doesn't even know what he says or what he does to offend people......
In his logic, he has no malice, and afterwards he will feel that others hate him because of this.At this moment, not to mention that the old high blood pressure was about to explode, Dugu Yongxian in the audience couldn't sit still.First of all, before Dugu Yong came here, he had just heard his father say that this Lao Gao was an old friend of their family, and he hugged him when he was a child, so he had a good impression of Lao Gao.Secondly, Dugu was already very unhappy when he only heard about Shao Shanhu's actions before, but when he saw the face of this product today, he found that the description of the three ghosts of the Peng family seemed to be conservative.Third, even if you put aside your good feelings and prejudices, just say Shao Shanhu, what kind of hero are you when a man makes irresponsible remarks about a woman on stage?"
Shut up!"
Dugu Yong jumped up at that time, and went on stage before the words fell."
Shut up!"
Unexpectedly, almost at the same second, the high-pressure girl also came out of a room next to the courtyard and jumped onto the stage.The two shouted at Shao Shanhu in unison, and then they both looked at each other, stunned by each other's actions.At this time, you look at Lao Gao and Dugu Sheng on the side of the stand, and the two Lao Deng are crazy with happiness.That Lao Gao wanted to go up and scold people just now, but he didn't speak at this time and retracted; Dugu Sheng couldn't hold back his smile, and said in his heart: Come on, you don't need me to fool my son to go up, let him play by himself, Shao Xian, nephew, I thank you.Looking at the stage again, it was Dugu Yong who took the lead in continuing the words: "The surname is Shao, you are a big man, you can scold whoever you want to scold, and in this ring, you can scold another person by praising and belittling a woman's age, what kind of hero is it?"
With your virtue, you dare not be ashamed to say that it is your loss for someone to marry you as a concubine, so shameless!
”"Huh?"
That Shao Shanhu didn't know Dugu Yong, and when he saw someone scolding the street, he sneered and asked a question that he would immediately regret asking, "Hmph......
Which onion and garlic are you that dare to talk to your Uncle Shao like this?
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