After a moment and a half, the Shao family father and son, the Dugu family father and son, the Gao family father and daughter, as well as Sun Yihui and Huang Donglai, a total of eight people, really put together the two tables and sat together.This scene also made the other people who were eating around look at it in a fog.But soon someone made their own judgment - I think it was the East Harmony and West Poison who relied on his own face to be a peacemaker, and let the three sects that were originally a little bit of a festival sit down and make peace.This conclusion, for outsiders who don't know the inside story, seems quite reasonable at first glance, so it quickly changed from whispering to word of mouth, and then became a consensus.But what do the parties think in their hearts......
First of all, the four members of the Dugu family and the Gao family had similar thoughts to the passers-by, because they couldn't think of any other reasonable explanation for this situation.Even if they did guess that Shao Shanhu was going to do something at the beginning, they didn't guess much about such a low operation as "laxatives", and then with the chaotic entry of Shuangharmonic, the situation escalated to ......
Oh no......
It was relegated to the level of the "laxative game" between the famous drug family in the martial arts and the leadership of the four sects and three gangs, and at the same time, an old sect in Cangzhou and the famous Sword King Mansion were involved, which was even more unpredictable to anyone.In addition, Sun Huang's acting skills, which have long been integrated with the cheap character, are too deceptive, except for each other, other people, even "friendly forces", are easily deceived by them.Therefore, at least the four people at this table really thought that Sun Huang wanted to help them be peacemakers with Xingyimen, so they gave this face and agreed to "share the table".Secondly, let's talk about the Shao family's father and son......
Shao Shanhu, as the one with the largest amount of information among the eight people at these two tables, is said to have a huge advantage in the level of intellectual fighting, but unfortunately his personal ability is a little worse......
Although he is now in a hurry to get out of the dilemma of self-swallowing laxatives, he still has not completely gotten rid of the threat of Huang Donglai's poisoning.As for Shao Dejin, because he didn't see Sun Yihuan transfer the package to Shao Shanhu, and he wasn't sure whether Shao Shanhu's laxative was successful or not, he was also quite puzzled by his son's sudden suggestion of "sharing the table" at this moment, and he was even thinking: Is my son really reconciled with the other party?
In the end, it was Sun Yihong and Huang Donglai who came to these two goods.Originally, they also had the mentality of sitting firmly in the Diaoyutai platform, and wanted to play the two monkeys of the Shao family, father and son.But Shao Shanhu's short hesitation, as well as the sentence "Why don't we share a table with Brother Dugu and them to eat together", also caught them off guard.At this moment, the two of them also faintly sensed that something was wrong, but when it came to the end, if the two of them suddenly messed up here, it would be tantamount to abandoning their previous efforts and letting the Shao family father and son escape.Moreover, whether Shao Shanhu saw through them, or "inspiration came", Sun Huang was also unsure, because just now they didn't see whether Shao Shanhu had gone to the "vitamin C", but just tacitly agreed that it had already been ordered, and judged that "Shao Shanhu thought he was taking a laxative".Therefore, at the moment, Shao Shanhu suddenly proposed to kill a horse gun and go to eat at the same table with someone who was suspected of having been given laxatives by him, which was difficult to sort out from Sun Huang's point of view.To sum up, in line with the principle of not entering the tiger's den, you can get the tiger......
Although Sun Huang did not have a complete grasp of the information, they relied on their stronger ability in the two parts of "controlling the field" and "falling poison", so they followed Shao Shanhu's intention and came forward to facilitate this table sharing.They also want to see what kind of fame this Shao Shanhu is going to make.As a result, there was a peculiar scene of these eight people sitting at the same table with their own thoughts."
Uh......
The dog offended you a few days ago, and Shao is here, so I will give you a glass and apologize. ”After sitting down, it was Shao Dejin who opened his mouth first.When he said this, he was actually very embarrassed, from his point of view, he was forcibly pulled over by his son and Shuanghuan, but since he came, even if he had no sincerity in his heart, he should mean it on his face.On the other side, Dugu Sheng, as a scene person, was also smiling at that time, ready to raise a glass.Lao Gao is one step faster than Dugu Sheng, after all, he is the head of the local family, and Shao Shanhu's humiliation also happened in the ring where he engaged in a "competition to recruit relatives", he should make a statement first: "Master Shao is polite, in fact, a few of their juniors have already said it themselves, it's all a misunderstanding, why do you need Shao Zhangmen to come over again in person, come......
Gao will accompany you to drink this ......"
"Slow!"
”Just when Shao Dejin and Gao Shengyue both raised their wine glasses, and Dugusheng was about to do it with them, Shao Shanhu and Huang Donglai shouted in unison.The shouting of the two shocked the old Deng, and everyone didn't understand what they were doing.Here we are secretly in the book......
Shao Shanhu's idea is actually very simple: the wine jug that his father is pouring wine at the moment is taken from their own table, and it may have been poisoned by Huang Donglai and cannot be drunk.Huang Donglai's thoughts are more complicated: I just went to help Brother Sun cover and block Shao Dejin's sight, so I didn't see what happened at their table, but Shao Shanhu suddenly asked to share the table for some reason, maybe Brother Sun had some operation to smash it, so we were already recognized by him; Also, I want to come now......
Shao Shanhu was transferred by us, what if it wasn't a laxative or a slight poison?
In case this guy doesn't do things in a measured way and does something else, then Shao Dejin drinks this sip and poisons him, won't I also have a lot of responsibility?
What's more, it's now a table of eight people, and if something big happens to someone, the other four may also be dragged into the water......
It was in this situation that the two of them screamed at the same time.And when they found that they were "shouting stop" to each other, they had new ideas."
Huh?
I'm just going to do it, why did this guy surnamed Huang stop my dad from drinking with the other two?
Could it be that he has seen through him and I have seen through him?
So what new tricks do you want to do?
”Shao Shanhu said secretly in his heart.Huang Donglai said in his heart: "Oh jiri~ This kid won't really have seen through us, and he knows that the wine glasses I gave to their father and son are poisoned, right?"
Then this surnamed Shao has a certain reason for us to share the table......
Could it be that we were deceived?
”At this moment, both of their faces changed a little.Sun Yihuan saw the clue on the side, and muttered in his heart: "What's the situation?"
Could it be that we have been exposed?
Wait a minute......
Then what I just transferred, maybe that kid deliberately asked me to change it?
Actually, he's on the third floor?
Then will there be other poisons hidden in his body, ready to make a big one, and then blame the two of us, and finally his own golden cicada will come out of his shell......"
Thinking of this, Sun Huang immediately exchanged glances.Only a second later, Huang Donglai immediately followed the previous sentence "Wait", and said with a smile: "Hehe......
Now that we have two tables together, we will drink two more jugs of wine, and it will be a bit of a divide......," he said, turning his head and shouting, "man, bring us another jar of good wine, and a few more hard dishes by the way." ”"Okay~" The Shadowless Poison Zun, who was watching the play on the side, answered, turned around and left.Poison Zun also couldn't understand what these people were thinking at this time, but Huang Donglai asked him to "re-serve the altar wine", he still understood, using their jargon this is called "turning over the stuffing pocket"; The general meaning of this trick is......
In the event that there are multiple poisoners on the spot, and everyone is not sure what is currently on the table that is poisonous, one of them can find a reason to reset the existing thing so that he can make a fuss about the reset thing."
The dishes are coming~ and the first-class daughter Hongyitan~" Poison Zun quickly brought all the additional things to Huang Donglai, and was about to deliberately put on a poisonous show in front of Huang Donglai, "I'll open this wine for a few people." ”"Okay."
Huang Donglai really didn't pay attention to Poison Zun because he focused all his attention on Shao Shanhu, "Eh~ By the way, buddy, let's remove these cups, and bring a few more bowls, such a good wine, you have to drink it in a bowl to be happy." ”Huang Donglai took advantage of this moment to cut off the wine glasses of the Shao family father and son, and in order to avoid suspicion and just in case, he and Brother Sun's wine glasses were also exchanged here."
Okay~" Poison Zun's side, just removed those glasses, and in less than ten seconds, he came back with a bowl, "I've brought it to you, good wine with a big bowl~" Because he is an expert, he knows that Huang Donglai will definitely replace the wine glass if he wants to "turn over the stuffing pocket", so he prepared the bowl just now.Then, you see......
This very diligent guy, together with some "overly enthusiastic" Huang Donglai and Shao Shanhu, began to rush to put wine and bowls for everyone, and adjust the position of the dishes on the table......
This time the cups and plates are staggered, and you scatter and I wipe ......
It is comparable to the thousands of gambling tables, countless seemingly inadvertent, lightning-fast small movements, and I don't know how many competitions and confrontations are hidden in secret.Dugu Sheng, Dugu Yong, Gao Shengyue, Gao Tian , and Shao Dejin, who were sitting there watching this scene, only felt that these two boys were too attentive at this moment, so attentive that everyone was a little uncomfortable.Only Sun Yihuan sat there and pouted his teeth, saying in his heart that he would finish this meal well, but it would be difficult.And Poison Venerable, at this time, only snickered in his heart: "The young master of the Yellow Gate is this?"
I deliberately turned over the poison in front of you, and you didn't notice it at all, huh......
At that moment, someone was poisoned, are you afraid that you still have to suspect that you went to the wrong place to make trouble?
”Obviously, in terms of the kung fu of poisoning, Poison Zun is indeed at the level of a grandmaster, Huang Donglai is far from him, and the confrontation between the two can be regarded as "guiding chess" at most.To make a long story short, after a few moments, a few people operated in this circle, and the things on the table were finally rearranged.At this time, Huang Donglai, who thought he was in control of the situation, took the lead in making trouble, and Chua sandwiched a piece of braised pork ribs with chopsticks and put it in Shao Dejin's bowl: "Shibo, eat a piece of hot, this is fragrant." ”Shao Dejin looked at it, flattered, and said in his heart that you are closer than my own son, why did you pick up the dishes for me.He wasn't shocked yet, Sun Yihu did the same, and chua gave Shao Shanhu another piece of chopsticks: "Come on, come on, Brother Tiger, you can also eat a piece." ”"Harm!
Brother Sun, you are too polite, you can taste it too!
”Shao Shanhu thought about the grass and mud horse in his heart, and secretly said that he wanted to die together, and he would give Sun Yihuan a piece of it when he returned.As a result, Brother Sun intercepted a flying chopstick, and he was stunned and pressed back: "No, no!
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I've been eating too much meat these days, and I'm a little tired, so what......
I......
I love fish, hehe......"
As he spoke, Sun Yihuan turned his head to look at Huang Donglai and said with a smile: "This fish ......
Is that okay?
”"It's okay to ......," Huang Donglai gasped.Sun Yihui has already picked up a piece of fish and put it in his bowl.“…… No?
”Then Huang Donglai came out in the second half of the sentence."
the chicken's ......"
Sun Yihuan scolded in his heart at that time, "The surname Huang is you, are you yin?"
”But he didn't have a seizure on the surface, so he could only squeeze out another sentence from between his teeth: "Your nose is so smart, is this okay......
Don't you know?
”"I ......
That one......
It was a bit of a mess just now......
Probably a little drunk. ”Huang Donglai was categorically not drunk, but he just said this for the sake of making up for the sentence "a little messy".In fact, Huang Donglai at this moment was a little hindsight and found that something was wrong.Shao Shanhu definitely didn't have the ability to "fight" with him, but when Huang Donglai was "operating" there just now, he clearly noticed something abnormal, as if he was not alone in poisoning the things on the table, and carefully recalling that what Shao Shanhu was doing was nothing more than "trying to avoid Huang Donglai from touching the tableware and dishes in front of their Shao family father and son", and he did it very poorly.So......
The feeling that there seems to be a high-ranking person present and interferes with his poisoning, is it an illusion or ............
"Then you can also eat something to relieve hangover" The next second, Sun Yixiang reminded him."
Ah......
That ......"
Huang Donglai thought for a while, his eyes swept over the pile of dishes on the table, "I'll eat vegetarian food to clear my stomach......" said as he went to pick up a plate of shredded potatoes on the table."
The potatoes are good!"
As soon as Shao Shanhu saw Huang Donglai eating that, he knew that it was "okay", so he quickly stretched out his chopsticks to clamp it, "Dad, let's eat a few bites of vegetarian food, vegetarian is good!"
”While talking, he sandwiched two pieces for Shao Dejin and himself.And Shao Dejin seems to have come back to his senses at this time...... is the so-called knowing son Mo Ruo's father, maybe Shao Dejin can't see through the secret game at this table, but he knows his son's virtue better than anyone else.As soon as he saw Shao Shanhu's acting skills, he gradually couldn't hold it, and he began to be anxious, so he thought: My son, he didn't let me drink, nor did he let me eat the dishes that Sun Huang brought from him, and he only dared to eat what they had eaten, could ......
"hehe......
Yes, shredded potatoes are delicious. ”Huang Donglai answered with a smile, and then suddenly cast a cold arrow, raised his hand and picked up a vinegar dish, "Add a few drops of vinegar to improve freshness, and the two of you can also try ......"
Before he finished speaking, the small dish of vinegar was "ordered" by him into the bowl where the Shao family father and son had already filled some shredded potatoes.Shao Shanhu saw that the other party was pressing step by step, so he could only hurry up and think of another way: "Eh?
How many people, why are you all watching?
Eat it too. ”The "few" he said were naturally the Gao family's father and daughter, who were already stunned at the moment, as well as Dugu's father and son.The four of them looked stupid at this time, and said in their hearts, how many of you are singing here?
Didn't you just say you wanted a drink or something, how did you come back to your senses and see the four of you feeding each other all kinds of "father, son and filial piety" there?
And that fleshy energy......
Is that the painting style of the people in our rivers and lakes?
and the poisonous venerable, who was so happy that he couldn't hold back on the side, this may be the funniest scene he has ever seen in his life, and this wave of "inspiration" is really not a loss.Well, some people laugh, and some people can't.At this moment, there is another person at the scene, who has actually been paying attention to the movements here, and even he has even recognized the identity of the poison venerable, but because of this, he can't laugh anymore.That person is the Enlightened Son.Because Wu Mingzi knew in advance that Poison Venerable would attack Dugu Sheng during the competition, so he had been observing and speculating about which person here was disguised by Poison Venerable during the morning he was waiting in the background.For a brave and resourceful master like Wu Shenzi, on the premise of mastering this kind of key information, it is not so difficult to find the poison venerable.The problem is that, according to his observations, Poison Venerable has already poisoned Dugu Sheng, and ninety percent of the matter has been done, and the rest is just to retreat.But what is this circus show now?
I'm afraid it's not going to be extraneous!
(End of chapter)