Liang Su received a call from Huo Zexing in the afternoon: "I heard Xiao Zheng say that Huo Shize moved to the opposite side of you, what's going on?"
”Liang Su was silent for a moment, what should he say?
Say he's a straight guy pretending to be a faggot who broke your homophobic brother?
Huo Zexing suggested on the phone: "Liang Su, why don't you move away, I'll ask Xiao Zheng to help you find a place, Huo Shize......
It's best not to go near him, he's a bit crazy, and if you do, you might have an accident. ”Liang Su thought late, this person was already crazy, and he was crazy, he refused: "No need, it's troublesome to move around, Huo Shize's words......
I should be able to handle it. ”In this world, he is not afraid of being ruined, but also fighting, what can Huo Shize do with him?
If you can't fight, you will lose both.At the same time, Huo Shize was also on the phone with his fox friend and dog friend: "Gentle, cute, delicate, is it possible for me to become like that?"
”He Ming didn't hear much in Bundi, and said loudly: "You like the soft girl recently?"
No problem, easy to find!
Huo Shao, you wait!
”Huo Shize's face was expressionless, and he repeated word by word: "No, I mean, I became a soft girl, is it possible?"
”“……？？”
This time He Ming heard clearly, but he suspected that there was something wrong with his ears, and the whole person was like a thunderbolt, like a zombie among the men and women who were singing and dancing, "You, what are you talking about???
”Huo Shize's face sank, and his tone was cold: "Give you thirty seconds, go to a quiet place." ”He Ming instantly turned from a zombie into a living person, and ran to the quiet box at a fifty-meter sprint, and his tone was fast: "Huo Shao, you said you were going to country T to change sex???
”Huo Shize thought that he had miscalculated, he should have said it to his face, seeing that he didn't beat him to the point that his mother didn't recognize him, he gritted his teeth and endured it: "I like someone, he likes soft girls to hang, so he rejected me." ”He Ming's attention was not to reject Huo Shao here, but: "There are actually women who like soft girls??"
Ah no, is there such a thing as a soft girl boy in the world?
Rao is no matter how well-informed I am, I have never seen such a curious sex/fetish, I really persuaded her to see a doctor......"
Listening to the situation on the phone, He Ming instantly came back to his senses and put on another face, "No, Huo Shao, that person refuses you because he wants to capture him, even if he is not, he is blind, why should Huo Shao change himself for her alone?"
”Huo Shize's voice was indifferent: "Shut up, I'm asking you to give me advice, not letting you talk nonsense." ”He Ming was upset, "Then, then tell me specifically, that wonderful, cough, Miss's request?"
”Huo Shize didn't say that he was a man, "He likes to be gentle and cute, and he hugs him like a kitten." ”......
"He Ming: Huo Shao, you're fucking embarrassed for me."
But for the sake of his own life, He Ming brainstormed frantically for a few seconds, and suddenly his eyes lit up: "Pretend to be sick!"
”Huo Shize frowned: "Pretending to be sick?
”He Ming said: "Huo Shao, you are a tough guy, and you suddenly want to become weak, isn't that as artificial as Wang Mouqiang's transformation to act in idol dramas - cough, is it disobedient?"
I guess if you really pretend to be twisting, that young lady may still think that you are too contrived and not an original soft girl. ”Huo Shize nodded, feeling that what he said made some sense."
Therefore, pretending to be sick is the best way, as soon as a person is sick, he will become vulnerable, even if you twist it again, that young lady will feel excusable and unconsciously feel love and pity you."
Huo Shize nodded again, okay, let's do it tonight.- That's what I said.But he didn't have Liang Su's acting talent after all, and he rehearsed in front of the mirror for a while, and was disgusted by himself.If this doesn't work, Liang Su will definitely see it.Huo Shize shook his head, frowned and pondered, and finally looked at the bathroom with a deep gaze.Take a cold shower, pour cold water on your head, go to bed without blowing your hair, and go back and forth several times......
Huo Shize is still very healthy.So in the party, Huo Shize sat in the corner of the sofa, his face pale and gloomy like a ghost crawling out of hell, which discouraged anyone.But although there was a person who was trembling, the purpose of his coming was to catch Huo Shize's line, so he still poured him wine with a smile and handed it to him, "Huo Shao, come and drink." ”Huo Shize raised his eyes and glanced at him coldly, seeing that the latter was in a cold sweat, and then he didn't say anything, he drank the wine expressionlessly, and the cold and spicy wine poured into his throat, bringing a feeling of discomfort.The man quietly breathed a sigh of relief, saw that his cup was empty, and took the initiative to pour it for him.Huo Shize squinted, and when that person suspected that he had done something wrong, he saw that Huo Shize's face suddenly loosened and became strange, and then ......
"AhhHuo Shize stood up suddenly, patted the man's shoulder, left a "thank you" and left in a hurry.The man looked confused, looked at Huo Shize's back blankly, and said uncertainly to the people who were traveling with him for a while: "I am considered to have caught ......?"
”Huo Shize drove the sports car back to the community quickly, quickly cleaned up the smell of tobacco and alcohol on his body, and then smeared himself with some wind oil essence, looked at his pale face in the mirror, and smiled with satisfaction, yes, it is that Da Luo couldn't find out that he was pretending to be sick.So he went out, Sichuan Opera changed his face and changed his face to a painful and helpless expression, lying in front of Liang Su's door, knocking weakly: "Liang Su, open the door, open the door......"
Liang Su was taking a bath in the bathroom, and suddenly he heard a resentful voice that seemed to come from a distant place, far and near, spinning above his head.The sound of the water was still ringing, and Liang Suhu looked around suspiciously, making sure he didn't see anything unclean.However, the male ghost's voice was still stretched in his ears one by one, and he shouted in a complaining tone: "Open the door~Liang Su~Open the door~" Liang Su immediately turned off the water and put on a bathrobe, not for anything else, but because he was worried that after he was killed by the ghost, there would be a photo of his miserable death on the news, how undignified.However, Liang Su soon found that his worries were unnecessary.Because he knew that the voice was coming from outside the door, and the more he listened to it, the more it sounded like the sound of some dogskin plaster......
After confirming that the person who screamed the ghost was Huo Shize, Liang Su darkened his face, walked to the door, and opened the door with one hand.Huo Shize had been lying on the door in order to pretend to be weak, and with such a sudden force, he suddenly stumbled and threw himself into a warm and soft body, and his nasal cavity was instantly wrapped in a burst of aroma.Huo Shize was still confused, but he subconsciously took a deep sniff, it was so fragrant......
In the next second, he understood that he threw himself into Liang Su's arms, and his body was still steaming, wet, with a vague lavender fragrance, which was very seductive.Huo Shize's face slowly turned red, and he subconsciously stretched out his arm, hugged Liang Su's waist, buried his face in Liang Su's arms in intoxication, and inhaled harder.Huo Shize's face flushed.Liang Su's face darkened.He shook Huo Shize away and glared at him fiercely, "What are you doing?!"
Gangsters in the middle of the night?
”Huo Shize subconsciously nodded honestly.Liang Su: "......"
Huo Shize quickly came back to his senses, changed his face again, his expression became extremely weak, and he lengthened his tone: "Liang Su, I'm sick......"
Liang Su smiled coldly: "You finally know that you have a sick brain?"
”Huo Shize: "......"
Liang Su said: "It's not too late, hurry up and go to the brain department to register, maybe there is still salvation." ”Huo Shize: "......"
His expression was even weaker, and he almost fainted to the ground, he staggered a few steps, and coincidentally, he just fell on the sofa of Liang Su's house."
Liang Su, I'm sick, there's no one at home, and there's no one I know nearby, I only have you......"
Huo Shize, a tough guy of 11.85 meters, shrank in the narrow sofa aggrievedly, and wanted to cry.Liang Su got goosebumps all over his body and took a step back in disgust."......"
Huo Shize raised a slightly flushed face, "Let me live with you tonight, otherwise I will die of illness, and you don't want me to die in a rented house......
Right?
”Liang Su sighed, "Indeed, it's okay to die, but don't die at my doorstep." ”Huo Shize: "......"
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Liang Su disappeared for a while, and when he came back, he brought a thermometer, "Hold." ”Huo Shize was pretending to be sick, so he naturally resisted taking his temperature very much, shook his head vigorously, and Liang Su said, "Okay, you better die outside." ”He stood up and walked to the door to open the door to see off the guests, when Huo Shize's reluctant voice came from behind him: "I'll measure ......"
He put the thermometer in his mouth, sighed, and stared at Liang Su without blinking, thinking that if he stared at it, he would be kicked out later.The more he looked at it, the deeper the fascination in Huo Shize's eyes, when he first saw Liang Su, he felt that he was an eyesore everywhere, but now he feels that he is perfect everywhere and charming everywhere, Huo Shize even feels that he should pay some price for being able to watch Liang Su, such as money, such as power, and use these to lock him firmly in the palm of his hand.Liang Su couldn't stand being stared at by him, for the first time he felt that a man's gaze was so wolf-like, he used to be a very comfortable person in front of the same sex, but now he wears a bathrobe well, but he feels that he is going to be stripped naked by Huo Shize's eyes.Liang Su got up and went to the bedroom to change the bathrobe into a tighter hoodie, covering the skin on his neck tightly.When he came out, he heard Huo Shize sigh with obvious regret.Liang Su: "......"
He felt that his clothes were changed so well, hehe.When the time came, Huo Shize felt that he should struggle, but he still watched Liang Su □□ the thermometer, took it in his hand and looked at it, "38 degrees, a little low-grade fever." ”Huo Shize's eyes lit up suddenly, and he burst out with a momentum of returning to the light, looking at Liang Su with a fierce look.Great, great, Lao Tzu has a fever hahahaha!!
haThe expression on his face was as happy as winning the lottery, and he couldn't fix it for Liang Su, he looked at Huo Shize with an indescribable expression, and sighed for a while: "I'll just say that you have a brain disease, remember to hang up the brain department when the time comes." ”Huo Shize: "......"