"I don't want to take a bath, I don't want to take a bath!
You can't get close to God after bathing!
”After William III was escorted to the Ming Dynasty, he was also sent to the Institute of Foreign Education and Chemistry to receive Sinicization education as usual.Like Leopold VI, William III became roommates with King Ovitsky of the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth.And when the superintendent of the academy demanded that they must take a bath to maintain hygiene, William III was just as disgusted with bathing as Ovitsky and Leopold VI who were new arrivals!
The reason, naturally, is that in this era, Europeans are popular not to bathe.Mainly because they feel that the dirty body is more accessible to the body.In addition, they believed that bathing would swell pores, which in turn would lead to the invasion of viruses and increase the chance of disease, not to mention that he had just experienced the ravages of the Black Death.So, these Europeans are very repulsive and even afraid of bathing.At this time, Wilhelm III had to be forcibly dragged into the bath by Leopold VI and Ovitsky because he refused to take a bath.This was naturally the order of the superintendent Tang Zhen.William III finished his bath in agony and burst into tears.By this time, Leopold VI and Ovitsky had finished bathing and were sitting on a stool, and then the newly popularized incandescent lamp was fighting crickets.As soon as William III returned, Leopold VI patted him on the shoulder: "Just get used to it!"
There is no God here. ”William III sat helplessly on the side, startling.He didn't expect that one day he would share a dormitory with the kings of the other two European countries.William III thus asked, "How did you destroy all your kingdoms?"
”"My general, Sobiesky, was doomed after he buried my main force of 120,000 Polish hussars."
Ovitsky replied.Leopold VI also replied: "From the defeat of the siege of Budapest, the Austrian Habsburgs had no chance. ”"To be precise, since the Emperor of the Apocalypse of the Ming Kingdom ascended the throne, it has been a matter of time before we are annexed."
Ovitsky followed.William III then asked, "Will there be a new king in the future?"
”"Naturally!
I hope there's a queen. ”Leopold VI said with a smile.When William III heard this, he couldn't help but think of his wife.......
"The signing of the Treaty of Oxford completely shattered England's desire to hold on to its own commercial market, and it will naturally be easier to destroy him in the future!"
The problem now is that the reunification of the European continent must be completed as soon as possible, and it cannot be delayed for too long, so that the development of the Japanese and Korean countries in the Americas is too good. ”When Zhu Youxiao, the Emperor of the Apocalypse, participated in the Privy Council's deliberations on the military strategy of the world, he mentioned the matters that the imperial military should pay attention to after the signing of the Oxford Treaty."
The same is true of the Ming Dynasty's own vassal states, with the advent of the steam engine, the development of science and technology is changing with each passing day, and the past hundred years seem to be less than the speed of the next ten years, and the scientific and technological development of various countries is therefore very fast, so that although some of our vassal states have no difference in culture and language from the direct jurisdiction of the central court, if they are not restricted, I am afraid that they will challenge the central court in the future."
Zhang Tongchang said worriedly at this time."
This is something to worry about!
At the same time, the imperial court must strengthen the military, technological and institutional control of these feudal states, and some feudal states must not go down the wrong path. ”Lu Xiangsheng echoed.Zhu Youxiao walked to the map hanging on the wall, looked at the location of Northern Europe, and asked: "What is the situation in Copenhagen, as long as Copenhagen is captured, there will be no trouble in annexing Northern Europe, and the next thing is to annex the entire Holy Roman Empire and some countries in southern Europe." ”"There's no news yet, but it shouldn't change much."
Zhang Tongchang replied at this time.…… Copenhagen.Elector William looked at the countless steam-powered warships of the Ming Dynasty cruising in the nearby seas, and then looked at the dozens of warships that had been sunk on his side, and he felt very desperate.He knew he would never go back to Berlin.William reluctantly said to King Christian V of Denmark: "Let's give up our land and people, these Orientals, we really can't beat them." ”"But where is Karl XI?
If we give up, he will be alone. ”Christian V replied."
At this time, it doesn't matter what he Karl XI does!""
What's more, we need his head now to make meritorious contributions, I know the policy of the Ming Kingdom, if the battlefield uprising is considered a great meritorious service, it is likely that he will not be punished, and in that case, most of the land will only be taken away, but the commercial wealth will not be taken away, so we can still leave some wealth."
As he spoke, William raised his gun to Christian V: "We have to make a choice now!"
”Christian V was stunned, and then he saw a large number of Brandenburg soldiers all around, all with guns pointed at him.Christian V therefore understood that if he did not agree, he would also be killed by William, and then ask for credit from the Ming Kingdom.Christian V had to nod his head because of this: "Well, originally, his Kingdom of Sweden has invaded many territories of my Denmark and the United Kingdom of Norway, so it's better to take revenge on him now!"
”So, William forced Christian V to use Copenhagen as his own territory, and quietly sent someone to meet Zhu Cizhuo in a small boat with a white flag at night, and expressed his willingness to hand over all the right to rule and land, and asked to temporarily organize his original soldiers and horses into a self-defense force, cooperate with the Ming State to annex the Kingdom of Sweden, and make meritorious contributions to himself.Zhu Cizhuo was naturally very happy about this, and immediately agreed to their request.Thus, King Christian V of Denmark and the Elector of Brandenburg surrendered and launched an attack on the Kingdom of Sweden."
What!
The armies of the Danish and Brandenburg countries suddenly attacked our Gothenburg ?!
”When King Karl XI of Sweden learned the news, he was directly bad, and he was short of breath and said: "Why are they backstabbing like this!"
Why are they doing this?
”"Your Majesty is angry!"
Karl XI's minister Borozov persuaded."
How do you let me calm my anger, they revolted first, what do you let us do?
How else can we revolt?
You can't fly across the sea to attack other countries in Europe that have not been annexed by the Ming Kingdom, right?!
These two bastards want to revolt, why don't you discuss it in advance, how good it would be for everyone to revolt together. ”Karl XI said depressedly.Karl XI lost the opportunity to revolt, and then had to resist stubbornly, and finally, under the joint encirclement and suppression of the Ming army and the soldiers and horses of William and Christian V, he had to flee into the Scandinavian mountains and live a life of drinking blood.Northern Europe was basically pacified by the Ming Dynasty and included in the Ming Dynasty's jurisdiction.