"Ah......
Let's go west!
”And at this moment, Liu Dafu, who was still with his legs closed, his hands nowhere to put his hands, and his face was suffocated as a purple eggplant, was originally excited after finally hearing the "Moon God" call his name and want to collect his marriage items, so as to add to his purple qi again and get the opportunity to accumulate merit for his children and grandchildren.However, when he raised his eyes and met the jade rabbit who drove upside down to collect the money, he couldn't help but tremble, and the urine in his body that had been fighting for more than an hour finally did not change the fate of being broadcast live, and he came directly.And even with it, there was a crackling sound in his pants, and he instantly made a big lump, which made him ashamed and angry, and couldn't help but yell a word in Korean.However, what he didn't expect was that his sentence "Assi" instantly became an Internet buzzword, and in just a few minutes, it has directly occupied the front pages of major forums, and even has a trend of becoming popular in other media.Not only Liu Dafu, but everyone in front of the TV is also confused at the moment, some male compatriots with bad kidneys suddenly rushed to the front county, and they were full of excitement, and instantly had an urge to pee against the wind.I saw that in the cool sports car that finally started slowly, the beautiful "Jade Rabbit" was unbelievably beautiful, with two delicate little feet stretched out towards the sky, and the body hung upside down on the driver's seat, that posture, I couldn't bear to look at it directly.At the same time, on the major Internet forums in Jinhua City, news that can't bear to look at it seems to have sprung up like mushrooms after a rain."
Assi!
Yutu is so good at driving, everyone has reached the gao tide!
”"Today's highlights: The visual experience of the god's pet Jade Rabbit driving upside down: Audience: Assi, plate it!
The richest man: Assi, pee it!
Luna: Assie, blind my eyes, you dirty boy is very bad!
”"Assi, who is behind all this divine operation?""
Asi, we don't know, we don't dare to ask!""
Asi, there are thousands of roads, just drive upside down, the driving is not standardized, and the richest man is a bag of."…… Although all the viewers in front of the TV in Jinhua City at this moment have been completely shocked by the incontinence of the richest man on the screen and the upside-down drive of the Jade Rabbit.However, at this moment, the jade rabbit who was driving upside down gradually quieted down, completely without the previous feeling of embarrassment and shame.On the contrary, there is a bit of an urge to be in a good mood and laugh.Grandma's, a handstand is upside down, who is afraid of whom!
Anyone with a discerning eye can see that this is my dear Lord Luna, my loyalty assessment before I joined!
I am a master's student at the University of Hemp Rope, and I can't even understand this thing?
Joke!
If that's the case, I've been in Massachusetts for so many years, and I'm really a fool!
As long as my Lord Luna, who is satisfied with my performance, so that I can stay with him in the future, and admire his handsome appearance and cold royal momentum every day, what is it for me to make this sacrifice.Perhaps, this handstand drive is my chance to feather and soar, and I should take advantage of it!
Thinking of this, her pretty face pressed against the accelerator again, and her heart couldn't help but bloom.And the Lamborghini poison that was oiled again also made a loud roar, like a red lightning, rushing straight towards not far away."
Ding, I received 10,000 Jade Rabbit pleasure value, and I have exchanged merit points ......"
At the same time, a loud sound of the system suddenly sounded beside Lin Kun, making him, the "Moon God" who was originally going to see Lin Xue'er's jokes, suddenly feel bad.", happy again?""
It's all fun like this, your brain watts, right?""
Lao Tzu's festival is shattered!""
Is this not masochistic?"
For Lin Xue'er, who was so deliberately difficult, he didn't break down, and was still full of joy, he instantly had a mysterious feeling that he couldn't see.Just when he was confused because of the abnormal performance of the "Jade Rabbit", suddenly, in the high sky, it gradually dimmed.The dazzling pillar of light that pierced through the heavens and the earth actually began to flicker constantly, as if it was an incandescent light stick standing upright between the heavens and the earth and about to break.Not only that, but even in his hand, the goose egg-shaped cosmic space-time pill that was originally fluorescent and flashing was constantly flickering at this moment, like a handicraft with insufficient power supply.Assi!
What's going on?
Could it be that he made Lei Gong angry because of his electric mother before, and now he is taking advantage of me to be alone and looking for someone to avenge a green man?
However, before he could think about it, he saw a dark cloud as black as ink, like a rising mushroom cloud, tumbling in the direction where he was standing.Thundered!
The deafening sound of thunder resounded again in the heavens and the earth, and high in the sky, the sea of clouds surging slowly converged, and bursts of wonderful sounds like sharpening knives slowly floated up between the heavens and the earth.Do you sell batches, sure enough, it must be Lei Gong's bastard!
Lin Kun looked at the sea of clouds that was getting closer and closer, listened to the sound of sharpening knives that kept coming from his ears, and scolded angrily.However, what he didn't expect was that things didn't seem to be so simple.Seeing that on him, the blue dragon robe, dragon and phoenix jade belt, nine-star crown, and sun and moon boots that were originally blooming with divine light gradually dimmed at this moment, and there was even a posture that dissipated directly.Do you sell batches, the helper invited by this birdman seems to be a little difficult, no, I think I'd better pack up my things and run away!
Dogs' lives matter!
Thinking of this, he didn't delay any longer, and instantly pushed the spirit to the extreme, and then released a purple light with some difficulty, enveloping Liu Dafu, who had been frightened by the vision of heaven and earth at this moment, so that he finally got what he wanted after experiencing incontinence and got the opportunity to accumulate merit for future generations.Then he sent a message to Lin Xue'er, who had a pale face: "I have urgent things to do, you should immediately pull up the banknotes and drive home now." ”"Remember, in my absence, you have to take good care of yourself, you must repent with your heart, work hard to atone for your sins, and complete the construction of the Moon Temple successfully, and then wait for me to come back and reward you."
Thundered!
Just after he arranged everything properly, watched Lin Xue'er drive upside down, and disappeared into the vast night with a few friends, leaving only Liu Dafu with a confused and frightened face, a thunderous sound that was louder than before suddenly exploded between heaven and earth!
At the same time, the green dragon suit on his whole body disappeared directly, and a dazzling aura quickly enveloped him in it, and then with him and a large number of related items, it suddenly rose into the air, like a meteor that pierced the sky, and disappeared in the blink of an eye."
Assi!"
In Taoyuan Village, only Lin Kun's sigh was left, as well as Liu Dafu and his party.