Chang'e recalled a series of strange things before, such as Lin Kun slapping the prince with a shoe, slapping the queen mother with a powerful aura, and Guanyin putting down her body to give gifts, and the more she thought about it, the more she felt that it was very likely that Lin Kun in front of her was Nuwa Niangniang.Thinking of this, she couldn't help but panic in her heart, hurriedly flashed, danced a cage of light yarn, and the whole person fluttered in front of Lin Kun, bowed down and hugged her fists, and respectfully saluted the imposing Lin Kun."
The little fairy is clumsy, I don't know that Nuwa Niangniang is coming to the cold house, I have offended a lot before, and I ask Niangniang not to remember the villain!"
When Ziyan and the others heard this, they all came back to their senses one by one, first looked at each other, and then directly knelt in front of Lin Kun."
The little ones were ignorant before, and they collided with Nuwa Niangniang, and asked Niangniang to forgive their sins!"
Nani?
Nuwa Niangniang?
Who is it called?
Seeing this, Lin Kun couldn't help but be stunned, the imperial momentum that was originally powerful and terrifying in all directions also disappeared in an instant.Instead, it is the original delicate and boneless, tender and affectionate, as if a person has changed in an instant.Nuwa Niangniang?
Are you calling me?
How could I be Nuwa Niangniang?
Nuwa Niangniang is a human head and a snake body, is it good?
Could it be that these immortals in the Guanghan Palace don't go out all year round, embroider behind closed doors, and haven't even heard of such simple common sense?
Besides, I can transform a car at best, like Nuwa Niangniang, who has the ability to become a living person with a pinch of my hand, but I really don't have it.If you really want to create a man, you have to have someone to cooperate, and you have to carry out a laborious and indescribable movement together, so that it can be done.Lin Kun looked at the slender and graceful body in front of him, Chang'e, who was bent ninety degrees, and the Hun mouth was about to burst, as well as the guards and maids who knelt in front of him with a devout attitude, and said secretly in his heart.However, when his eyes inadvertently caught a glimpse of the sparsely broken bronze mirror on the steps, his heart suddenly moved.Hey, since you guys were so good at tricking me before, then, I'll tease you too, haha!
Thinking of this, Lin Kun suddenly coughed, straightened up the unspeakable object cushion, his eyes narrowed slightly, he raised his head with a squint, and said loudly: "Ahem, all Aiqing is exempt, this seat is here this time, it is also a coincidence, you and those who don't know are not guilty, get up!"
”"I would also like to thank you for recovering my long-lost and long-sought robes!""
In the scourge of the lich, I ran around in order to mediate the battle of the lich, and I also lost my beloved Qiongxia robe and turned it into a male image, and now, if it weren't for this Qiongxia robe added again, the image of my body would not be able to be restored!"
When Chang'e heard this, she was shocked at first, she never thought that a women's dress that could be obtained from a peach meeting would have such a big origin.But when I thought about it, it dawned on me.I said that such a delicately made, graceful and luxurious dress, the queen mother herself was reluctant to wear it, but insisted on giving me such a small Guanghan fairy, it turned out that she had long known that this dress was huge, and she was afraid that she would wear it for no reason and carry karma, so she gave it to me and used me as an experiment.Hum!
What a vicious intention!
Fortunately, I have always treasured it, and I am not willing to wear it, otherwise, Nuwa Niangniang will blame it, and it will be a big trouble!
This Heavenly Emperor and Queen Mother of the Heavenly Realm, one imprisoned my husband, and the other sent the clothes of the ancient creator god to blame me, is really not a family, not entering the door!
The more Chang'e thought about it, the more angry she became, her delicate little face was red and white with anger, and her mouth was up and down, and she was about to explode!
Well, since you are unkind, don't blame me for being unjust!
Thinking of this, Chang'e Lian moved lightly, took a few steps forward and came to Lin Kun, and whispered: "Niangniang is polite, in fact, I heard that after the ceremony of paying homage to Niangniang at this year's Pan Tao Conference was changed to visiting Pangu, Xiaoxian was also very angry in her heart, but she never expected that this matter would directly alarm Niangniang." ”"If Niangniang doesn't dislike it, Xiaoxian is willing to accompany Niangniang to Yaochi tomorrow, even if she is broken, she has to ask for an explanation for Niangniang."
After Chang'e finished speaking, she looked at Lin Kun with indignation, as if what the emperor had changed that day was not Nuwa Niangniang's worship ceremony, but roasted her jade rabbit.Lin Kun also looked surprised when he saw it.Nani?
How can there be such a thing?
The two masters of the dignified heavenly realm actually rebelled so much about the ancestors' worship, this is too special child's play, right?
Aren't you afraid of reciting cause and effect and being punished by heaven?
Hehe, because of the violent beating of the prince before, and scared the queen mother, I didn't dare to participate in the peach conference, now I have a chance!
This Qiongxia Ni dress, even Xiao E'e, who gets along day and night, can be deceived in the past, and it is not difficult to hide from the Emperor and the Queen Mother!
Although the queen mother promised to send all the peaches that are more than 10,000 years old to the Guanghan Palace, it was all casual nonsense when she was insane, and it was not necessary to send it if it was true or fake.Moreover, the Pan Tao Conference is such a big celestial event, even Brother Monkey had to go to it desperately back then, how could I be missing Lin Kun?
When Lin Kun thought of this, his face suddenly changed again, and he took Chang'e's white and tender little hand with a gentle face, and said affectionately: "Okay, good, it's really a talented person from all generations!"
Since you have this intention, then tomorrow, we will go to the Yao Pond!
”"At the same time, in recognition of your reverence for this seat, this seat will also give you something today."
As Lin Kun spoke, he slowly turned around and glanced at the cool-looking and shiny Aston Martin sports car behind him.He knew that going to Yaochi to participate in the peach festival was full of crises, and he must be ready to evacuate at any time.No matter how little bit of his own Taoism is, and the mythical character system that was ineffective at that time, it was not enough to save 100% of his life and Chang'e's life.And now, you can only rely on that chariot to transform the immortal technique!
Hopefully, under the transformation of immortal skills, the original speed of the Aston Martin sports car of 305 per hour can be increased by another zero to reach 3,000 and 50.If that's the case, three times the supersonic evacuation speed, even if there is any contingency, can be thirty-six counts, and the best thing to go is to go.Of course, even if he can't reach it, he can perform a transformation immortal technique in front of everyone in Guanghan Palace, so that he, the fake Nuwa Niangniang, can also look more real.Best of both worlds!"
What?
The Mother of All Things actually wants to give something to you?
”However, just as Lin Kun's words fell, everyone who was originally kneeling on the ground with a pious face suddenly couldn't help but widen their eyes, and their faces were full of incredulity.You must know that Nuwa is an ancient god with the same name as Pangu, the creator god who opened the world, and she can evolve all things with every move, and the things she wants to give are so precious that I can't believe it!