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Chapter 53: The Toad Wants to Eat Chang'e Meat (Ask for Collection)


"Damn, what is it going to do?"

Seeing this, Lin Kun was immediately frightened.He hurriedly glanced left and right, thinking that if the thing with two light bulbs on its head, if it really wanted to come through the crotch from the front to dig out the bird's nest, he would have to find a place to hide.However, when he saw the impenetrable airtightness of the silver-armored guards on all sides, all of them looking at him with strange eyes at the moment, his heart suddenly cooled.What's so ......

It seems that you can only deal with it head-on!

While looking at the people around him who were blocking all the paths, he began to secretly rub his hands, and secretly resolved in his heart to swear to defend the turnip and be an angry bird at all costs.However, at this critical moment, the situation changed again.I saw the golden toad that jumped to Chang'e's feet, its front paws reached forward, and then jumped forward again, as if it was a sloth climbing a tree, and directly hugged Chang'e's calf.Then, I gently rubbed my little head on it, and it looked very intimate.Seeing this, Chang'e suddenly felt great joy in her heart, the flowers and branches of laughter trembled, and she leaned down affectionately, and her jade hand gently stroked Jin Toad's head, as if she was caressing her own child.Then, he actually hugged it directly, with a spoiled face."

Toad, tell my sister quickly, did the master send you to report the news?""

Don't be afraid, let's go back to the palace, you have to tell my sister a good talk tonight, Master and her old man have been there for so many years?

When will I come back to see my sister?

”As he spoke, he held the golden toad tightly in his arms, and the lotus step moved lightly, and he wanted to go back to the dormitory to talk all night.Seeing this, the five big and three thick silver-armored guards around them couldn't help but swallow a mouthful of saliva, and their eyes were full of envy, jealousy and hatred, and they all wished that at this moment, they all turned into a three-legged toad.Seeing this, Lin Kun was also suddenly full of black lines.Do you sell batches!

It's been so hard for me to pretend to be a big man in women's clothes, build a car, and tell a story, and after a long time, this treatment is not as good as a toad!

It's unreasonable!

However, just when he felt sorry for himself, was not angry in his heart, and looked up at the golden toad in Chang'e's arms again, he suddenly frowned."

Huh......"

"What is it going to do?"

I saw the golden toad that was lying quietly in Chang'e's arms, with two big eyes rolling drippingly, and its wide mouth opening and closing, as if it was doing a warm-up exercise before the charge.The next moment, I saw it raise its head suddenly, and its mouth, which was originally closed, suddenly opened wide, and its face was hideous.Seeing this, Lin Kun's body suddenly shuddered.", this ugly thing that looks numb and is not mellow at all, actually wants to plot against my little E'e and want to cross her?""

They all say that toads want to eat swan meat, which fool said?

It's not reliable at all!

”"This is a toad who wants to eat Chang'e meat!"

He knew that the current situation was changing rapidly, and it was too late to stop it directly.Moreover, if he rushes forward like this, he will not only cause misunderstanding among Chang'e's sisters, but also ruin his identity as Nuwa Niangniang, and even his own cosmic space-time pill is at risk of being lost again.What to do?

When Lin Kun thought of this, his brain turned sharply, and he was also thinking about it in an instant.Seeing that he didn't hesitate at all, he pointed directly at the mobile phone screen, and there was a mess on the mobile phone screen."

Ding Ding, if the host chooses to transform the toad car to a third-level form, the system will deduct 10,000 merit points from the inventory, please ask if the host agrees."

At the same time as he pointed out, a crisp and pleasant system sound suddenly sounded in his ears."

Paralyzed, what are you grinding, agree to agree, agree, hurry, hurry!"

Lin Kun hurriedly said anxiously while paying close attention to the golden toad with its mouth wide open, as if it was about to bite it in the next moment.Grandma's, when has this been, still grinding and chirping here, what a knockoff!

What's wrong with deducting merit points?

Lao Tzu will collect the pleasure points of the fairies in the future, and exchange them.But if this ugly toad is really bitten through, the picture is unimaginable!

Although he thought so in his heart, the moment he chose to agree, he still felt that something seemed to be wrong.However, before he could react, he saw that the golden toad, who was originally looking at the turbulent waves in front of him with a hideous face and a big mouth, suddenly let out a milky roar!"

Quack—" The voice was so loud and long that it was hard to believe that it was the voice of the little golden toad in front of him.Then, in the midst of the strange gazes of everyone around!

This weird-looking golden toad suddenly shone with golden light all around him, and his body began to grow bigger little by little."

Xiao E'e be careful......"

Seeing this, Lin Kun was immediately shocked in his heart, and hurriedly shouted hysterically to Chang'e, who looked confused."

Quick!

Protect your lordship!

”At the same time, the purple smoke, which was already on guard, also snorted lightly, and the Qinghong Sword in his hand was instantly unsheathed, and then swung forward violently, and saw a light red fierce sword qi, which was extremely fast and shot straight towards the golden toad.The silver-armored guards who were originally envious and salivating suddenly came back to their senses, and they all hurriedly showed their weapons and rushed over quickly.However, when they each rushed to the front with their cold swords, guns, swords, halberds, and halberds, they were also stunned in place, and they had no idea for a while.I can't do it at all!

Everyone was helplessly holding up the weapons of different lengths in their hands, looking at the golden toad in front of Chang'e and Hun with a confused expression.The funny appearance is like a tourist who is holding a dart to aim at a balloon before a dart shooting booth on the side of the avenue of a tourist attraction, and has been unable to find the crosshairs for a long time.The golden toad seemed to sense the danger around it, and saw it suddenly break free from Chang'e's arms and fall directly to the ground with a click.Then, with the only remaining claw of his forelimbs, he slammed it on the ground, as if he wanted to stand up directly in human form.Who would have thought that before it could stand up, one after another sharp swords, spears and halberds, as well as an extremely powerful pale red sword qi, instantly stabbed down on it like raindrops.It was startled, and in the eyes of everyone, it rolled on the spot unexpectedly, and then suddenly stood upright, and in the surprised eyes of everyone, it walked on two slender hind legs, and actually moved strangely towards the leafy, flowery osmanthus tree.That posture, that look, and there is a toad, it's just like the Mickey Mouse who met the cat in the animation of the rice country.Seeing this, Lin Kun's eyes lit up, and he glanced at the phone screen thoughtfully, and couldn't help laughing.