"Now that I've broken my mantra, can we go?""
In the Lingxiao Treasure Hall before, I heard Zhao Gongming, the God of Wealth, say in his annual report that in the mortal world, the people live and work in peace and contentment, and live happily.I also happened to be on my way to the Temple of the Moon to see if he was lying. ”Seeing this, the Queen Mother said with anticipation."
Okay, then let's go all the way and stop by the hypermarket or something.""
However, it is always crowded there, and there may be people who don't notice touching you, so don't get angry when the time comes."
Lin Kun once again instructed earnestly."
I know, I know, since I promised you, naturally I won't go back on my word, so you can put a hundred hearts."
The Queen Mother was clearly getting impatient."
Also, the clothes in the mortal world are relatively narrow, and the mother is used to wearing a wide robe and a large sleeve, so she may not be comfortable at first, so I need to tell you in advance."
As he spoke, Lin Kun took out a fashion show album in the drawer of the coffee table, turned out a few model photos of the new bikini fashion, and put them in front of the queen mother.The Queen Mother's face changed slightly after seeing the photo of the female model naked in the album and wearing a bikini.Before Lin Kun could react, he saw the exquisite picture album placed on the coffee table, and suddenly began to turn the pages automatically, and the queen mother's white palm was also slightly raised, and then shook it abruptly."......Boom" A crisp explosion suddenly sounded in the living room, and I saw that the hula-turned album exploded directly, turning into scraps of paper, and there was not even half a page of beautiful pictures of female models left."
What do you want to say?"
The Queen Mother asked with a displeased expression.Lin Kun opened his mouth widely, and it took a long time before he came back to his senses, and said with a smile: "I'm just afraid that Niangniang, you won't be able to wear mortal clothes by yourself." ”"Am I that stupid?"
The queen mother said coldly, and after speaking, she turned her head directly and looked out the window angrily."
But I really don't mean anything else, I just want you to learn how to dress!"
Lin Kun thought helplessly, but he didn't dare to say it anymore.Alas!
It's a pity that I have a beautiful model magazine, and I'm dying too miserably!
Looking at this posture, is it possible that the clothes will be delivered in a while, and you want me to put them on first and demonstrate them to her?
It seems that this is the only way to go!
Although women's underwear, she has never known how to untie it quickly, and she has never known how to put it on.The two waited silently for a long time, seeing that it was afternoon, Lin Kun heard someone knocking at the door."
Someone sent something to your house, I put it at the door, remember to take it back later!"
The voice of the porter."
Where can you put it first, thank you!"
Lin Kun hurriedly replied."
There's someone out there."
The Queen Mother turned her head to look at the entrance door, and wanted to go over and open it."
It was my friend who sent the clothes, and the porter brought them up, don't worry, I'll pick them up later."
Lin Kun motioned for her to sit down and said casually.He didn't want to go now, in case Wang Fuming and Zhang Chao were at the door, it would be difficult to do.He didn't want to see them now, especially not the Queen Mother.Although the queen mother promised herself that she would not get angry easily, when she thought of her brother's squinting eyes on weekdays, she felt that it was better not to see it and avoid extraneous branches.After about five minutes, Lin Kun got up, looked out from the cat's eye, and confirmed that there was no one, so he cautiously opened the door.At the door, there were five or six bags and boxes, and Lin Kun carried them all to the door, and then looked around again.After making sure that the injured people were not hiding in the shadows, he closed the door with a bang.Do you sell batches, although the brothers are not in tune on weekdays, but when they really encounter things, they still have a very tacit understanding.Being able to endure the instinctive impulse of not being able to meet the fairy lady for the sake of my brother is also very heartwarming!
Lin Kun thought as he piled several boxes and bags on the sofa, and then took out the shoes one by one.The two pairs of shoes are exactly the same except for the size, sky blue, with a lifelike golden bow at the front, and sparkling rhinestones around them, which looks beautiful."
Here, try on the fit."
Lin Kun handed her the big pair first.The Queen Mother looked at the two pairs of exquisitely made shoes, her face was full of love, and her smiling mouth couldn't close.In that way, she looks like an old woman who has lived for tens of thousands of years, but she seems to be a young and beautiful girl."
This pair will do."
The Queen Mother said happily after putting on her shoes.When Lin Kun heard this, he silently memorized this size.He opened the bag of his clothes, and found that inside was a long dress of the same light blue, with white gauze above the chest and hem, and the rest of the cloth was of the finest fabric, completely opaque, and covered with handmade rose embroidery, which at first glance had been carefully selected."
That's good, I like it."
The Queen Mother nodded like a chicken pecking rice."
Mother, remember, this dress is worn from top to bottom."
Lin Kun raised his two hands, as if the devil had surrendered for a long time, and the queen mother pursed her lips and smiled, indicating that she understood.In the other clothes bag, there was a women's windbreaker, Lin Kun glanced at it and threw it aside.I don't need this for the time being, and it's never too late to try again.In the last bag, there are two pink lace underwear, both translucent on the front and back, one pink and one lavender."
Niangniang......"
Lin Kun glanced at the queen mother who pursed her lips and smiled, and suddenly her mouth was a little dry.These underwear, although not particularly revealing, if worn on the queen mother, it is enough to make his heart tremble."
What is this?"
The Queen Mother curiously held up a cover."
It's ......
This is the underwear of the mortal world......"
Lin Kun lowered his head embarrassedly and said with an embarrassed face.Then, under the eager gaze of the queen mother, he took off his shirt, revealing his muscular upper body, and then put a set directly on his body: "Look, this is what I wear, pull it over, and then button it from behind............
"And this, this is the inner ku, is it worn like this" "That's it, put it on top of the outer pants?"
”The Queen Mother looked at Lin Kun, who was like Spider-Man, dressed inside and outside, with an incredible face."
Does it make a difference if you don't wear it?"
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When Lin Kun heard this, he almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood.AhhhCan't you just be flexible?
He looked at the innocent Queen Mother with a desperate expression, and he wanted to jump directly from the window.took a deep breath, and suddenly, I saw him grit his teeth, loosen his belt, and with a "snort", he revealed his inner cartoon Haier brothers......
However, before he could explain, he saw the light and slender body of the queen mother, suddenly leaping up, so frightened that he didn't even have time to put away his pants, and sat down on the ground with a bang.When he looked up, he saw a red robe sleeve disappearing at the bedroom door, and then, there was a loud sound of the door shut."
Whew-" Lin Kun wiped his sweat with relief, let out a long sigh of relief, and settled a little.It seems that teaching the Queen Mother to dress is also a technical job comparable to English level 10!