At this moment, Nezha, who is only wearing a big red belly pocket and two cute little tugs on his head, is looking at the TV with relish, blinking two big eyes with dark circles, and harming others everywhere, and can't stop clapping and applauding.Suddenly, I saw a lewd man with a pig's waist face looking at him, and asked who his mother was, and suddenly glanced at the other party angrily: "Your grandma." ”When Wang Fuming heard this, he was stunned for a moment, and looked back at Lin Kun, who was gloating in the sofa, and the two brothers Zhang Chao and Zhang Xiao behind him, as if they had been stung by a bee, and scratched their heads in embarrassment."
Hey, Lin Kun, you son didn't expect to be a strong seed!""
Come here, let my uncle take a good look, and my uncle will buy you candy to eat in a while."
As he spoke, he stretched out his hand again and stroked it towards Nezha's two little puddles.Zhang Chao and Zhang Xiao also looked at Nezha with an intimate face, just waiting for the little nephew who appeared inexplicably to say hello to them.However, at this moment, Lin Kun's face changed greatly, his head exploded with a buzz, and he suddenly stood up, and wanted to stop it in a hurry.But, it's too late.At the moment when Wang Fuming's right hand touched Nezha's head, he saw a dazzling red silk, which appeared in an instant, and it was wrapped up from Wang Fuming's arm in an instant, and he was wrapped into a red zongzi in an instant."
Stop!"
Lin Kun suddenly lost his soul, and he didn't care about his image, so he directly stepped over the coffee table with an arrow step, wanting to stop this thrilling scene.Still, he was a step slower.I saw Nezha turn his head with a naughty face, threw the ice cream stick in his hand aside, and then waved his chubby little hand violently."
Dare to touch your master and me on the head, looking for death!"
As soon as the words fell, I saw Wang Fuming's tightly wrapped body, revealing only a pig's waist face, and directly followed the red silk in the living room, and flew out like an arrow towards the open window.All this happened too fast, and even the two brothers Zhang Xiao and Zhang Chao were still staring at the two confused eyes, standing there, but Wang Fuming, who was the most astute on weekdays, had already disappeared out of thin air and disappeared in the blink of an eye.Lin Kun didn't care about hiding his identity at the moment, and suddenly stomped on his feet, and a bloody red lotus appeared out of thin air, and then floated out of the window like an arrow.The two jumped out of the window one after the other, and in an instant, the living room suddenly fell silent!"
Hahaha, it's fun!"
Nezha looked at the empty window, laughed twice, and then continued to watch TV.The two brothers, Zhang Chao and Zhang Xiao, didn't come back to their senses until two minutes had passed, glanced at one hand holding Chaotian Aya, and picked up a piece of chocolate crispy ice cream with the other, and continued to watch TV with a click, as if nothing had happened to Nezha, suddenly the dead were all gone, and they crawled to the window with soft legs.The two of them resisted the fear in their hearts and looked out the window.At this moment, outside the window on the eighth floor, there is an empty space, except for the whirring wind, there is not even a bird, let alone someone!"
Brother, let's ......
It's better to call the police immediately!
”Zhang Xiao glanced at Zhang Chao, who was also frightened, with a pale face, and said in a trembling voice."
Good ......"
Zhang Chao subconsciously responded, then took out his mobile phone tremblingly, and glanced at Nezha who was munching on ice cream and watching TV with a frightened face, and then dialed the phone."
Hey, hey, is it an alarm station?
We've got somebody jumping off a building!
”"Hello, this is the demon spirit alarm station, may I ask if someone jumped off the building there?"
On the other end of the phone, a sweet and crisp voice came calmly."
Uh-huh.""
How did you jump?""
One is wrapped in red silk, and the other is stepping on a blood lotus!""
What?
You're saying it again!
”"One was wrapped in red silk, the other was stepping on a blood lotus, and with a whoosh, he jumped out of the living room!""
What?!"
The tone of the female operator on the other end of the phone, who was originally capable and calm, was obviously an octave, and it was obviously not light."
Did you drink?""
It's not drinking, it's jumping off the building, come on, if you don't come, you'll die!"
Zhang Chao shouted hysterically, and he was about to cry in a hurry."
Why did you jump off the building?
Who are you?
Where are you?
”The voice on the other end of the phone asked coldly."
I'm his friend, they were fine just now, and suddenly they flew out, one wrapped in red silk, the other stepped on a purple-red lotus, woo-woo-woo......
-woo" Zhang Chao shouted with a crying voice, grabbing the corner of his clothes with one hand, and kept trembling.At this moment, his brain is in chaos, originally the two brothers were with Wang Fuming, came to pick up the wind and wash the dust for Lin Kun, but he never expected that just a few minutes after entering the door, such a terrifying scene appeared dramatically, although he has always been a bold and careful-hearted and thick-skinned wanderer, but such a thrilling scene is the first time he has encountered it, and for a while, he is also the six gods and no owner, and he has long been in chaos.At this moment, Zhang Xiao was looking out the window blankly with two red eyes, not knowing what he was thinking."
Sir, I solemnly warn you now, this is the Jinhua City Demon Spirit Alarm Station, every word you say now, you must be held legally responsible, you talk nonsense like this, waste public resources, obstruct official business, according to the public security administration punishment regulations, we have the right to implement compulsory measures!""
What I said is true!""
Come on, if you don't come, something big will happen......"
Zhang Chao hurriedly rolled over and stomped his feet and shouted.At this moment, he is very desperate, and there is a sense of powerlessness that the earth and the earth should not be called every day."
Smack!"
The phone was cut off abruptly, and at the moment he hung up, he vaguely heard a sentence: neurosis.His eyes suddenly turned black like noodles, and he collapsed in the living room.At this moment, Zhang Xiao turned his head suddenly, glanced at his brother with dull eyes, and then as if he had suddenly been beaten with chicken blood, he straightened up suddenly, rushed to the door in three steps and two steps, staggered open the door, and rushed downstairs while screaming.Seeing this, Zhang Chao also struggled to get up, and then rushed down.It was noon, everyone was taking a nap, and the community was quiet.The two of them rushed downstairs in a hurry, looked into the gazebo not far from the building, and almost ran out of breath.I saw that in the antique little pavilion, Lin Kun and Wang Fuming were sitting side by side, not knowing what they were talking about, Lin Kun stroked Wang Fuming's back vigorously, as if comforting, but Wang Fuming was holding a big peach in both hands, and was gnawing with relish.While gnawing and nodding his head, it was as if he was promising something unspeakable.