When Chang'e heard this, she immediately laughed dumbly: "Hmph, don't give the old lady a trap, think back then, in order to save the world, Brother Houyi was not afraid of hardships and dangers, and when he fought to the death on the ninth day, you stood behind the shore and made a trick, throwing him with a pot, if he hadn't hid quickly, it is estimated that he would have been smashed into a pot of meat paste by you, right?"
”"Say, what was your heart at that time?"
Chang'e said, her face turned cold, and as soon as she grabbed the Yuantu Divine Sword in Lin Kun's hand, she wanted to attack Father Kua again.When Kuafu heard this, he was stunned at first, and it is estimated that he never thought that he had finally met an acquaintance, and he wanted to come forward to chatter about family life, but he didn't expect that the other party was not only not enthusiastic at all, but also had to fight with him.After a while, he gradually came back to his senses, and his face showed a look of pain: "Alas!
Sister, you misunderstood your brother and me, I was saving him, not shooting him!
”"I think back then, I was a five-grade god general of the heavenly court, responsible for patrolling and security in the South Heavenly Gate, I have been diligent, hard-working, but I don't want to, I am such an honest and responsible person, but I was blamed by a pawn, saying that I stole the peach-flavored steamed buns prepared by the emperor Zhang Youren for Taiyin Xingjun, I never eat steamed buns, my favorite food is the tofu in the fairy palace of the queen mother Yaochi, everyone in this heavenly court knows, and I don't know which tendon of the emperor is wrong, I actually believed the words of the little pawn, and demoted me to the mortal ......"
Kuafu's eyes looked at the orange-red dome illuminated by the moonstone, and said with emotion.At this moment, he became extremely chattering, looking lonely, not at all like the steel man who fought with Wu Gang Ziyan before, but like a child daughter-in-law abandoned by a big family, his face was full of grievances."
Hahahaha......"
Just when he wanted to tell everyone about his miserable experience, suddenly, a hearty laugh interrupted him.He turned his head suddenly, and saw Lin Kun's eyes shining, staring at his tall body like a black tower with a strange expression, and he was laughing alone there."
What are you laughing at?"
Seeing this, Father Kua asked with a displeased face.Lin Kun coughed dryly twice, cleared his throat, and then glanced up at him, and said loudly: "Love tofu?"
Yours is a very special hobby!
”"However, you always go to eat other people's wife's tofu, and people are compassionate, which will demote you to the mortal world, out of sight and out of mind, and quiet, if you are a narrow-minded person, it is estimated that you will die long ago!"
When Father Kua heard this, his anger suddenly surged, his eyes widened like cow pills, and he yelled at Lin Kun: "What's the matter?
I just like tofu, can't I?
Who stipulated that the tofu in Yaochi Immortal Palace should not be eaten?
”"Besides, I'm still the son of the third sister of the emperor's second uncle and aunt, relatives, why don't you eat some of his wife's tofu?"
The more Kuafu spoke, the more angry he became, staring at Lin Kun with an indifferent face with his eyes, as if he was about to start fighting if he didn't agree with him."
What's wrong?
Think about it with your heart, if your wife always takes a relative who can't beat the eight poles, or a strong man, and takes it to her bedroom to eat tofu when she has nothing to do, what will you do?
”"Besides, for the sake of His Holiness, you went to the queen mother's bedroom to eat tofu twice in three days, although you don't feel anything, but this matter, at that time in the heavenly court, should have been spread a long time ago, the emperor of heaven in order to block the mouth of Youyou, so he designed to frame you, and demoted you to the mortal world for some reason, and did not directly put a black hand behind your back, get rid of you, you just steal the fun, and still make a lot of nonsense here, shouting injustices everywhere, and you are not ashamed.""
In my opinion, you are not wronged at all!"
Lin Kun glanced at him, did not flinch in the slightest, smiled indifferently, and said aloud again.When everyone heard this, they suddenly couldn't help but give a thumbs up."
Alas, I originally thought that Kua's father suffered an injustice back then, but now it seems that there is a reason for it!""
Lord Lin Kun is really a god, this can be analyzed, it's really good!"
Tao Ji on the side heard this, looked at Kuafu, who was standing not far away like an iron tower, and said with emotion.When everyone heard this, they all nodded again and again."
Am I really wrong?"
Kua's father was severely criticized by Lin Kun for splitting his head and covering his face, and the whole person was stupid.I saw that his eyes were looking east and west, as if he were looking for an answer in the faces of the people.Seeing that everyone was looking at him with a wary expression, without saying a word, he finally retracted his gaze helplessly, sat on the ground, folded his fingers, and began to talk to himself as if no one was around."
Am I wrong?""
Wrong.""
Shouldn't you eat tofu?""
It shouldn't.""
The Emperor of Heaven is doing the right thing?""
Done right.""
Eat steamed buns instead?""
I don't like it.""
Or is the tofu delicious?""
It smells so good!""
Then I was wrong?""
That's right!"
When the five fingers of his right hand were all asked, he saw him raise his head suddenly, looked at Lin Kun and smiled, and said with disdain: "Look, I said I'm right, you still don't believe it." ”Seeing this, Lin Kun suddenly had black lines on his head.Isn't this old guy a brain-dead, right?
Those who judge themselves right and wrong, isn't this the spear of the son attacking the shield of the son?
However, he thought about it and was immediately relieved.This guy has lived alone underground for more than 5,000 years, and no one chats with him on weekdays, so it is estimated that in his spare time, he breaks his fingers like this, chatting with himself, and over time, he suffers from severe schizophrenia.Thinking of this, he shook his head helplessly, slowly walked to Kuafu, and gently patted Kuafu's broad shoulders like copper cast iron: "Okay, okay, even if you're right, that's right!"
”"Let me ask you, why did you throw the pot to Hou Yi back then, don't you know that he was doing a big thing to save the common people at that time?"
When Kuafu heard this, he suddenly came to his senses.I saw him stand up with a snort, and his big face was flushed, as if he had been greatly wronged."
What?
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Am I handsome, right?
”"At that time, he was chic, and with a few arrows, he shot down the East China Sea for nine days, and then stood proudly on the top of the mountain and began to set up a score.""
But how did he know, after the nine sunsets in the water, he is not dead at all, I just chased to the shore of the Bohai Sea, through the waves, I saw that the nine days are fierce and abnormal urging residual strength, potential in the water, rushing towards him.""
I was anxious to send the message loudly, but the waves were high and the water was urgent, and the northwest wind was blowing at the time, so he couldn't hear it at all.""
Seeing that he was about to be wrapped in dumplings, in a hurry, I threw the iron pot in my hand, which covered the scorching sun birds and saved his life.""
Tell me, did I do the right thing?"
As he spoke, he looked at the crowd angrily and yelled.When everyone heard this, they were immediately petrified.