The fat bird went to talk to the big thief Xiahou, and Li Shi's perception continued to spread with the mountain god Fa, he was not worried that the big thief Xiahou would not cooperate, he was only worried about the big words he said.In case he was discovered by the water god of Yunbo Lake when he went to Yunbo Lake to secretly fish for the white dragon, how should he say hello?
He always felt that this matter was a bit unreliable.The Mountain God Prison is in a unique nether space, and Li Xian watched the fat bird take out a special authority and enter it.But this authority is not fundamentally different from the authority to patrol the mountains.If the authority to patrol the mountain is regarded as the county lieutenant in charge of law and order, then the fat bird is in charge of clerical affairs.So it's no wonder that this guy can distribute official documents on his own.However, to Li Xian's surprise, he actually found his third subordinate, a black-faced snake man, in this mountain god prison.It had a huge humanoid head carved into its face, and these runes even swam like countless tadpoles.As for the body, it is composed of countless snakes, some long and short, thick and thin, tangled together, constantly wriggling, and even the mechanism to open the mountain god's prison is physically driven by this guy's snake tail.Good guy, another Snake Man card."
Hey, Brother Ah Fei, why do you have time to come to me today?"
At this time, the snake man greeted enthusiastically, and Li Xi almost laughed when he heard it, it turned out that the fat bird was called Ah Fei."
Get out, don't talk nonsense, bring that big thief Xiahou out, on the orders of the eldest master, I will interrogate him."
The fat bird looked unhappy, but the snake man didn't seem to see it, and while letting countless snake tails squirm, he still approached the fat bird, "Tell me, Brother Fei, I'm almost ready to stew here, and there is a big thief Xiahou in the prison, I'm about to vomit!"
”The fat bird raised his head suddenly, "Xiahou wasn't killed by you, was he?"
”"Scared, Brother Ah Fei doesn't believe in our family's methods?
If you are leisurely one day, brother might as well come and have fun to ensure that you go in alive and come out alive!
”"You'd better not spoil the big master's plan, otherwise you won't be able to eat and walk around.""
What?
What's the big deal?
”The snake man suddenly ignited the heart of 100,000 gossip, and the small eyes that were originally squinting were swishing blue light.The fat bird took a step back in disgust and glanced left and right, "There are still three months, and the mountain and river taxes will be paid, but the inner curry is a little clean, you know, or do you have a way?"
If you have a way, I'm sure the old man will be happy and may reward you with a mountain patrol card. ”"Don't, don't, I'm not afraid of anything, but I really can't help taxes, here, Xiahou you want."
As soon as the words fell, a man who was tied into a rice dumpling by countless slender snake tails was picked up, and when those snake tails reluctantly left, sure enough, this person did not even have a single wound on his body......
The fat bird frowned and looked at it, but he admired it in his heart, he was tired of being played by the snake man jailer, but this benevolent brother still did not change his face, he really deserved to be a thief.But the more hard bones like this, the more difficult it is to gnaw, thinking of the task assigned by the old man, the fat bird lost three thousand pounds of sorrow.So, Fat Bird decided to get straight to the point."
Want to get out?"
The thief was silent, his characteristic purple eyes as calm as water."
Let your people send five hundred Great Wilderness Money, and you can get out.""
I'm talking, na, I've prepared the official document for releasing you, as long as you agree, the big seal of the mountain god lord will be pressed, from now on, the world is wide, what do you like."
The thief Xiahou's gaze finally waved, after all, no matter how awesome the character is, he doesn't want to squat in the prison if he has nothing to do, especially since there is a slut jailer in this prison."
You're not kidding?"
The thief spoke, his voice hoarse."
I really want to say I'm joking, but I can't help it, there are still three months, my mountain god is about to pay taxes, what should I do if I don't have money, his old man forced me to go to Yunbo Lake to steal the little white dragon, what can I do?
With my bones, I can only feed fish when I go to Yunbo Lake, so I found you. ”The fat bird actually had something to say bluntly.There was a strange giggling in the darkness, and it was the snake man who laughed and died laughing.The great thief Xiahou was also shocked."
You're so open.""
What is there to hide?
The situation is like this, there are still three months, I will tell you clearly, this is your only chance, don't want to bargain, if you can't pay taxes, the mountain god will be fired by the head of the thirty-six mountains and rivers in the southwest, in order to avoid being dismissed, he can do anything, so the same reason, I can do anything. ”The fat bird's eerie opening.In the dark, the snake jailer stopped laughing.The great thief Xiahou was silent, the guy in front of him who was in charge of the clerical authority was as weak as a grasshopper, but at this moment, it was really terrifying.Still, he tried to bargain, after all, it was already a deal."
But I remember that Boyi Mountain is a lower grade mountain and river, and the annual tax is only a hundred wastelands.""
Next year, the year after tomorrow, the year after tomorrow, the year after tomorrow, Boyi Mountain is very poor, and I, the person in charge of the accounts, have to look farther.""
I don't have five hundred Great Wilderness Money, although I am a thief, but I can't compare to any lower grade mountain and river, but I really don't want to stay here, I know a secret mine, any piece of ore in it is taken out, it is more than a hundred Great Wilderness Money, I can take you there.""
Secret Mine?"
The fat bird's pupils quickly widened, and then quickly returned to normal, and the snake man jailer who was eavesdropping had already swooped out, "Brother Fei, take me, I don't care what secret mines, what wasted money, I just want to go out to breathe." ”"Just for breathability?""
Hey, Brother Fei, who knows me, I'll be through everything else by the way, and promise not to cause you trouble, and who else but me can watch this thief, in case he is full of lies.""
I didn't even promise him!""
So what does it matter, three months is not enough to pay taxes, will the lord kill you and me, or will he take us down the mountain and fall into the grass?
With all due respect, the eldest lord can't afford to bear the bitter ...... of falling grass" "Shut up, and I'll give you a breath first!"
”The fat bird was furious, what the hell is this.The serpent jailer was frightened, but soon revealed his other head, and ...... with great interest, "You can wait. ”The fat bird didn't ask the thief Xiahou again, when he heard about the secret mine, he knew that this matter could not be faked, because the secret mine was more exciting and more dangerous than smuggling and selling the little white dragon, but the profit would be higher.Because of the secret mines, they are all hidden in the seventh-level real world.The only thing he needs to do now is to find the mountain god master, this matter is very important, once exposed, the consequences will be unimaginable, but once it is done, there will be no need to worry about it for decades to come.Who doesn't want to eat fragrant and drink spicy food, who doesn't want to find a hundred beautiful snakes?
He's a fatty, and he's also a vulgar bird!