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Chapter 15: Red Carp Green Carp on Donkey


For a long time, the computer in the study that Li Feng looked like was antique, and Talos, who was standing on the side, was also relieved, he was really afraid that this broken computer would make him stand on his legs numb with a load: Isn't this a waste of my time?

I wonder how much I miss my family now......

On the side, Carol listened to the voice recording on the computer in a daze, and the picture of driving the fighter plane and being pursued by alien fighters kept flooding in her mind.When Carol realized the source of his extraordinary powers, and didn't know that he had been deceived by the Cree supreme leader for the past six years, or that the recordings in the black box were all fakes, he ran out of the room in a panic and dazed, and his mind was full of question marks about who I was and where I was.Maria was worried that her friend would not be able to stand the blow and ran out, ready to comfort the confused Carol, who was also followed by Talos, who did not want to miss the opportunity to reunite with his family.In the room, only Li Feng and Fury remained.After taking a sip of water, Fury touched his pistol and asked, "You said your name is Austin?"

”Li Feng spread his hands and said, "Should I praise you for your good memory?"

It's been so long, and you still remember my name. ”It's been so long, it's less than half an hour, isn't it......

With your current attitude, I want to imprison you until you die......

Fury touched the pistol, ready to draw the gun to scare Li Feng, Li Feng was a little helpless when he saw this, he was not sure if the future non-chief would actually shoot himself.Although I am always ready with a magic shield and am not afraid of your broken gun, it is better not to expose my abilities, and let me watch a Captain Marvel vs. alien drama with peace of mind, isn't it?

It's really not good, can't you treat me as a melon-eating audience who plays soy sauce?

.....Scratching his eyebrows, Li Feng looked at the pistol pointed at him, shrugged his shoulders helplessly and said, "Okay, my name is Austin, may I ask what you always command?"

”Whether Li Feng alludes to whether he is old and confused, Fury doesn't care, he only cares about whether the other party speaks under the threat of a pistol, as long as he masters the rhythm of the conversation, as a senior agent, he can always find some clues from the clues."

Only Austin?

What about the full name?

”Knowing only one 'Austen' name and a scruffy face, Fury was confident that he could find some information about the other party, but it would take a lot of time to investigate.You must know that there is not as much street surveillance as there will be in the future, and it really depends on Ferry's slow investigation, but I am afraid that the information found out will be outdated for I don't know how long.Li Feng, who was sitting on the chair with his back against the back of the chair, crossed Erlang's legs, looked like a hanger, thought about it sideways, and said, "Want to know more?"

It's very simple, you just need to learn to speak a sentence with me and make sure that you pronounce it clearly, and I will tell you if you ask me how old I am and still wet the bed. ”Fury frowned, if it was simply learning to speak, he was not afraid, after all, he was a talent who knew more Chinese, even if it was Chinese, he knew it.After thinking about it, Fury nodded and agreed to Li Feng's request, and when he wanted to listen to what Li Feng was going to let him learn to say and think about other things, he didn't believe it, just learn to speak, how difficult it would be.Stretched out his hand to make a gesture of please, and then Fury heard Li Feng say with a confused face: "The red carp family has a little green donkey called Li Repeatedly, the green carp family has a little red donkey called Lu Lili, the red carp says that his Li is often greener than the green carp's Lu Lili, and the green carp says that his Lu Lili is more popular than the red carp's Li Repeatedly, I don't know if the green carp is redder than the red carp's donkey, or the red carp is greener than the green carp's donkey." ”After speaking, Li Feng stretched out his right hand to Fury, raised a finger and said, "As long as you say the above paragraph quickly and clearly, just ask any questions." ”Fury was a little confused, he heard that this was a Chinese tongue twister, but what is the operation of a foreigner learning tongue twister, even if he pulls his tongue out and straightens it on the spot, he can't say the complete tongue twister.With an unkind look in his eyes, Fury raised the muzzle of the gun slightly and aimed it at Li Feng's head.Li Feng calmly ignored the pistol in front of him: Do you think the energy gun in your hand can penetrate my magic shield?

Save it, you're not the one who hung up Captain Marvel, and they were a body of majestic energy that directly suppressed my mana, what about you?

Just rely on this toy gun?

......However, Li Feng also knew that he was a little anxious Fury, in case this Mr.

Agent sent someone to follow him all day long, would he be troubled?

The corners of his mouth twitched, and Li Feng said in a disdainful tone: "It's not so simple, I can change the tongue twister that a 3-year-old child can say, and you are learning it again?"

”3 years old?

....There's a kind of ..... you come to 4 years old Fury put down the pistol, and the corners of his mouth twitched when he heard Li Feng's Chinese tongue twister."

Red carp, green carp and donkey." ......Madan...

Is this a tongue twister for your 3-year-old?

......Looking at Fury's resentful little eyes, Li Feng's heart was cool, more refreshing than drinking cold Coke with an air conditioner in the summer: finally revenge for studying English for two years, or revenge on the director of S.H.I.E.L.D., ......

Thinking about how hard he was to stay in Chinatown to learn English, Li Feng felt dizzy in front of his eyes and weak limbs: Hmph, let me learn English!

It also allows you to learn foreign languages, and it is also the most difficult Chinese to learn......

Think about the broad and profound Chinese, take a word 'I' as an example, men can use the master, women can use the old lady, the emperor can use me, the queen can use the mourning family, the youth use the young people, the monks use the poor monks, the Taoist priests use the poor way, the coarse people use us, the literati use the small ke, the official family uses the official, the people use the contemptible, the old man uses the old man, the upper is called the lower, and the lower is called the seat.....

Looking at your rudimentary English, you can describe yourself with an 'I'......

Li Feng smiled and stretched out his hand to push away the muzzle of the gun that was pressed against his head due to Fury's anger, signaled Fury to be careful of the gun in his hand, but not to wipe the gun and waste bullets, and said, "Want to know all my secrets?"

Learn Chinese slowly, go for you!

”Li Feng got up and looked out the window, and said mysteriously: "Believe me, we will meet again in the future, and now is not the time to know who I am." ”Fury was a little displeased, but there was no way to take Li Feng, the alien could become his colleague, his boss, he didn't know who he could trust at this time, he could only think that he was personally investigating the identity of the other party after this matter was over.As for imprisoning Li Feng, Fury just thought about it, firstly, Li Feng did not commit a crime, he had no right to detain the other party, and secondly, from the reactions of Carol and Taros, Fury could see that Li Feng was not like his appearance with a small belly, he was a weak scum who was powerless.Outside the window, Carol, who had just recovered some of her memories, couldn't figure out who she was, whether it was Carol Danvers, the pilot on Earth, or the Kree warrior Foss, Carol's mood now can be imagined, and she was naturally disgusted by Talos still forcing her to help do things.Fortunately, Maria said with an affirmative face: "Your name is Carol Danvers, you are the person recorded in the black box, and you have to risk your life to do the right thing......

You are my best friend. ”Eventually, in Maria's warm words and warm embrace, Carol knew what she had to do.At dusk, the recovered group gathered in the living room again to discuss where the energy core was located in Lawson's lab.Carroll: "Those numbers are not coordinates, but energy vectors. ”Maria: "It's taught in middle school physics. ”To tell the truth, Li Feng, who has always treated himself as a background wall and silently leaned against the wall to nibble on bread, was amused at the moment by the so-called chief scientist of Skrull who said that he didn't understand, and said sadly: I didn't understand either......

As a time-traveler who has never received any memories of his original body, let alone any American middle school physics class, I don't even know what year and month my body was produced by my mother, should I feel guilty about those time-travelers who also wear souls?

After all, I've disgraced you......

The parlor meeting ended when Chief Scientist Skrull said he could use a hammer and screwdriver to convert Carroll's plane from a joint space agency and Air Force unit into a spaceship.Li Feng followed behind the chief scientist with a curious expression, he wanted to see how the other party was so bullish and transformed an airplane into a spaceship, not to mention installing a gravity device on the plane, just saying that how you can provide oxygen to the pilot in space is a problem.As for whether there will be airsickness and altitude sickness when flying into space, Li Feng is not worried, look at who is going to space this time, Carol and Taros, who work in outer space all year round, don't say much, they have long been accustomed to the space environment.Maria is a retired Air Force pilot, and flight altitude is not a problem for her physical fitness.Finally, there's Fury, who knows what kind of training this guy has, anyway, he doesn't wear a spacesuit to go to space to say it's not stressed.As for Li Feng, he is also on the list of members who go to Lawson's laboratory, the reason is that the non-chief said that Austin already knows too many things, and no matter how much he knows, Fury has only one purpose, that is, not to let Austin's children leave his sight, let alone sleep, he has to keep an eye on the tuba, in case Li Feng takes the opportunity to escape.Li Feng touched his head, thinking that he would not be airsick in his previous life, and he should, maybe, probably not be airsick in this life, but he really took a plane that could fly out of the earth for the first time, I don't know how the experience was, I hope it was a trip of praise.In the backyard, Li Feng watched with a blank expression as the chief scientist used a grinder to polish parts and modify the aircraft.After a long time, Li Feng, who really didn't understand, turned around and left: Ma Dan....

I can't afford to be hurt without culture, I don't understand it at all, anyway, the other party's modification is not magical at all, yes, not magical, I'm a magician, I can't understand what's wrong, am I proud......

Fury still wanted to see how Chief Scientist Scroll transformed the plane with his bare hands, but Li Feng was sleepy and ready to go back to his room to sleep, what could he do, he could only follow Li Feng back to sleep step by step.What is the relationship between the Skrulls and the chameleons on Earth?

The whole body is green, the only difference is that chameleons are discolored, and Skrulls are deformed......

Fury touched his chin and thought: when to collect some Skrull genes and chameleon genes, maybe the chameleon will become a Skrull after hundreds of millions of years of evolution in the future......

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