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Chapter 102: Squat Bureau


Back at the office door, Stark twitched out of the corner of his eye as Coulson, who was wearing a security uniform, pouting and half-crouching in front of the office door, eavesdropping on the door to listen to the movement in the office.It's no wonder it's called S.H.I.E.L.D., look at people's 'squat' posture, what else can it be called if it's not called a squat......

Li Feng looked at Stark speechlessly, and whispered, "I thought you asked the security guard to invite Coulson out of your company, but I didn't expect you to secretly recruit him into your security department?"

I just want to say that you have a really good eye for picking people. ”Frustrated with his security, Stark pinched the tip of his nose, pointed to his cloak, and whispered, "You said this thing would make him ignore me, what about the voice?"

Can it be ignored?

”Seeing Li Feng shaking his head and denying the effect of the cloak to isolate the sound, Stark didn't want to attach his ear to Coulson's ear, learning the movement of the female ghost in the movie, and shouted in a trembling voice: "Hey~Yet~I~life~come~" Coulson was originally focused on the movement in the office, but Stark's voice came from his ears inexplicably, and he turned his head to look in the direction of Stark because of the relationship between the cloak and the invisibility spell, but of course Coulson couldn't see anything, but it also made him understand that his eavesdropping behavior was discovered.Coulson turned his head to look around, as if trying to find out who was playing a prank on him, but in the end, he could only guess if Stark Enterprises had developed some new prop, and left the office door with a puzzled expression.Li Feng rolled his eyes at the grinning Stark, pushed open the office door, and said, "The journey through time is over." ”In the office, Potts blankly pointed to the place where Li Feng and Stark disappeared through time before, and then looked at Stark who walked in from outside the office, and said with his hands on his temples and a confused expression: "What the hell is this, I obviously watched you disappear last second, and you walked in from outside the door the next second?"

Tony, I need an explanation to prove I'm not crazy. ”Stark looked at Li Feng, as if asking if he could tell Potts about time travel.Li Feng shrugged indifferently and said, "Say whatever you want, but don't try it," After speaking, Li Feng pointed to the wine cabinet in the office and said, "Is there any beer?"

I'm a little thirsty. ”Stark glanced at his wine cabinet, straightened his expensive tie, looked at Li Feng with contempt, and said, "Am I like a beer drinker?"

”On the side, Potts, who was waiting for Stark's explanation, looked at Stark, and then at Li Feng, I don't know why, she felt that after the two magically disappeared and reappeared, the relationship seemed to be much better, otherwise Stark, who looked at people with his nostrils, would not look at Li Feng with contempt, he would only ignore Li Feng.Potts thought for a moment, glanced at the phone with his eyes, and saw Stark nodding slightly, then picked up the phone on the desk and said to the assistant on the other end of the phone, "Help me buy some beer and come back." ”Without waiting for Potts to put down the phone, Li Feng grinned and shouted, "I'm here to get some peanuts." ”Potts glanced at Li Feng speechlessly, and said into the phone: "I'm buying some peanuts to drink." ”Stark raised an eyebrow, "Hey man, why do I sound like you're ordering Kreacher?"

This is my office, my personal assistant, understand?

She only served me. ”Li Feng only thought that Stark was envious of his house-elves, so he directly ignored Stark's nonsense, and casually dragged a chair to the window, ready to enjoy the scenery in the distance."

You're welcome," Stark rubbed his forehead, pulled Potts to sit on the sofa, pointed at Li Feng as he sorted out his thoughts, and said, "If you want to understand that I can safely return to the company from the desert, the premise is...

You have to believe that guy is a mage......"

Potts was stunned, but he didn't intend Stark's explanation, until Stark finished telling the experience of traveling through time, Potts opened his mouth, and pointed to Li Feng, who was busy drinking and eating peanuts, with a look of disbelief, and said, "You make me believe that there are mages in this world?"

Why don't you say that you are saved by God. ”"Don't believe me?"

Stark pointed to the ceiling and said, "There's an RV parked on the company's rooftop, would you like to see it?"

And I'm talking about the magical servant Kreacher, who is also in the RV. ”After speaking, Stark got up and said to Li Feng, "Austin, I'll show Potts around your RV." ”Li Feng, who had his back to Stark, waved his hand and motioned for Stark to take care of himself, now he is busy looking at the beauties in the distance with his eagle eye, or a beautiful woman with burgundy hair, a graceful figure, and a beautiful woman who looks at him with a telescope, of course, if this beauty can throw away the sniper rifle next to him, Li Feng doesn't mind looking at each other until he is old, after all, looking at beauties is a sport that is beneficial to physical and mental health.After a long time, with the help of Stark and Kreacher, Potts finally boarded the RV with the expulsion spell and stealth, and returned to the office with a blank face after throwing Sanguan into the trash can with the same hand, staring up and down Li Feng's back.On the side, although Stark knew that Potts was just curious about the identity of Master Li Feng and had no extra thoughts, he still said that he was overturned and needed Potts's comfort.I saw Stark walk in front of Potts, block between Potts and Li Feng, look into Potts' eyes and say, "I miss the bathtub at home now, you can help me buy some ingredients..." ”"No," Li Feng waved at Natasha in the distance, shook his head and said, "Kreacher is good at international cuisine, but I like Chinese food, so he cooks Chinese food specifically for me." ”"Buy my favorite ingredients," after talking to Potts, Stark, who turned his back to Potts, frowned and walked to Li Feng's side, looked into the distance with Li Feng's gaze suspiciously, and asked, "Who are you greeting?"

”Li Feng shrugged his shoulders and said, "A beautiful woman who once pierced the roof of my RV with a knife, of course, the RV couldn't fly at that time. ”After speaking, Li Feng looked at Potts and said, "Do you want to take a flying RV?"

”For Li Feng's invitation, how could Potts miss out on the magical experience?

Hurriedly said that she would arrange the ingredients now.Stark looked into the distance suspiciously, trying to find out the beauty in Li Feng's mouth, but unfortunately he had neither a telescope nor eagle eye, until Potts's figure completely disappeared into the distance, Stark pointed to his head and asked: "When I went to your RV just now, Kreacher greeted Potts warmly with a smile on his face, but he muttered 'mudblood' in his mouth, but I know that 'mudblood' is not a good word, so Kreacher is sick here?"

”Li Feng nodded, thought about how to explain Voldemort, and said later: "Kreacher once wanted to destroy an evil item of someone, but Kreacher lacked ability, not only failed to destroy the item, but was controlled by that evil item, and tortured him with magic every day for the purpose of driving Kreacher crazy, or the kind that had to be tortured every day for several years. ”Stark was stunned for a moment, and Shanshan said, "You mean that the 'object' is a dead thing?"

And not some person or some creature?

”Li Feng nodded, turned his head to look at Stark with suspicious eyes, and scanned Stark's pocket with his mental power, and said, "You won't steal anything from me, and you're going to take it back to secretly do research, right?"

”Stark waved his hand again and again, indicating that he was a decent man and a gentleman, how could he be a villain on the beam, seeing that Li Feng was still looking at him with suspicious eyes, Stark said seriously: "Do you need me to hire a medical team to treat Kreacher?"

Rest assured, I'll definitely let the doctors know what to say and what not to say. ”Li Feng shook his head, and said in his heart: Why did you cure Kreacher?

It's not that I can't cure Kreacher, the problem is that I want Kreacher to be loyal to me and dare to scold me when I'm mad, so that I can be ruthless and abandon Kreacher if necessary......"

You don't care about Kreacher's business, I have my own arrangements, or why don't you ask me to go to your house directly, I don't believe that you will invite men to your house as guests."

Stark pursed his lips and shook his head with a wry smile, took a deep breath and slowly explained, "To be honest, I don't know who else I can trust right now. ”At the terrorists' side, Stark saw with his own eyes that the other party had a large number of weapons produced by Stark, and even heard them say that these weapons came from an American friend.If the terrorists only have a small number of weapons produced by Stark Enterprises, Stark can still think that the terrorists stole them from the black market or from a small base, but the weapons are so large that they are piled up in the open air, and you can understand that this is someone from his company directly to the terrorists, maybe it is still the kind of free shipping.Moreover, this person can secretly deliver goods to terrorists without telling the company, and know his whereabouts in Afghanistan, presumably this person's position in the company is not low.An executive with the name of a terrorist hiding by his side, and the methods of this group of people, Stark knows it firsthand, which makes him shudder when he recalls life in a cave where life was worse than death.Stark couldn't wait to turn a piece of the steel armor blueprint in his head into a physical object, and even had the name of the armor in mind, which was called Mark 2.But before the Warframe could be built, Stark needed a sense of security, and he had a new idea after traveling through time.After listening to Stark's explanation, Li Feng scratched his head and smiled: "Just let me be your bodyguard, and tell you the traitor who leaked your whereabouts and caused you to eat sand for 3 months?"

”Stark nodded slightly: "It's just a bodyguard for a while, you can leave after I make the armor, and I've already placed an order for you to prepare a gift." ”Li Feng glanced at the pockets on Stark's body that exuded energy fluctuations, and said with a smile: "Tell me what kind of gift it is, if you are satisfied, I don't mind being your bodyguard for a few days." ”Stark: "Something to make your RV disappear in front of radar, thermal imaging and other detection equipment." ”The Traveling Mage in Marvel