New York, not far from Stark.Energetic, Li Feng carried a shoulder bag, wore a fat hoodie, carried two bottles of beer in one hand, and a paper bag full of hot dogs in the other, and sat on a rest bench after searching around blankly for street cameras.While opening a bottle of beer, Li Feng waved his hand at the camera in the distance, as if he was greeting Fury through the camera, and then, Li Feng drank the beer in his hand in one gulp, burped and took out the hot dog from the paper bag to eat.After a while, Coulson drove a black SUV and stopped in front of Li Feng, watching Li Feng take a sip of beer and a hot dog out of the corner of his eyes, and his eyes were still squinting looking for a beautiful woman on the street.Coulson, who was sitting in the driver's seat, opened the passenger window with a faint smile and shouted, "Mr.
Austin, Fury asked me to pick you up." ”"Coulson?
Long time no see. ”Li Feng glanced at Coulson, and then turned his gaze back to a beautiful woman wearing a professional suit at the door of Stark's company, and said: "Do you want to come down and see the beauty, according to relevant research, men looking at beautiful women are good for physical and mental health, and they can last for several years." ”Coulson followed Li Feng's gaze, the corners of his eyes twitched, and he was secretly unlucky, "How did Austin meet Natasha and go to Stark Company", shook his head slightly and said: "I'm very satisfied with my current girlfriend and don't want to cause any misunderstanding, so I can neither afford nor provoke her." ”As he spoke, Coulson opened the passenger door and said, "Mr.
Austin, I have to remind you that you don't have a good impression on Natasha, and she is still angry with you." ”The cello player in your house is not in New York, so what does it matter if you look at a few beautiful women.......
Li Feng shrugged his shoulders indifferently as he walked to the car door, grinning at the corner of his mouth: "What kind of gas is a stomach?"
Tire gas?
Then I'm going to have a good talk with Fury, work is work, but I can't let people get pregnant and go out on duty, right?
”While sitting in the passenger seat, Li Feng looked like he was not afraid of Natasha's bad luck afterwards, and said jokingly: "Anyway, which is Natasha's husband?"
Dare to let the black widow conceive a baby, this guts, I serve, I want to send a song to this man now, do you say that I am singing 'Peony flowers die, and ghosts are also romantic', or 'Love even if you die'?
”Li Feng's hippie smile thought about it for a while, and added: "Why don't you have a song 'Liangliang'?"
”Coulson smiled fakely, he didn't want to discuss any topics about Natasha with Li Feng in the car, especially since the car was still with communication equipment on, the ghost knows if Fury on the other side of the communicator would be in a bad mood one day, and recorded what he chewed his tongue today and told Natasha to listen, and then let Natasha find himself as a fighting partner, and Fury also used the scene of himself being beaten to treat his depressed mood.Coulson, who didn't hear Li Feng's joke, saw Li Feng close the car door, and subconsciously turned his head to look at the back seat of the car.The car Coulson is driving today can be described as full of gold, and the seat cushions are all leather wrapped in latex, which is as soft as it is, not to mention that adults can sink into the cushion, and even the weight of cats and dogs can be fully trapped in the cushion.That's not all, there are all kinds of expensive devices installed under the cushion, as long as someone sits on the cushion, these devices can start to collect all kinds of information, regardless of the height, weight or DNA of the person on the cushion, it can be quietly collected, and the other party will not notice anything when collecting.It can be said that the reason why Coulson drove this car to pick up Li Feng was because of these equipment.Li Feng followed Coulson's gaze and looked at the back seat, and asked curiously, "What's wrong?"
I'm still sitting in the back row, can't I see the ghost?
”Coulson smiled and asked, "What about your stealthy servant?"
”"Kreacher?"
Li Feng scratched his head and said, "He's busy at home, it's estimated that he can't get out of the RV recently, do you have something to do with him?"
”"It's nothing, it's just that I'm curious to hear Fury say that Kreacher is different from us humans," Coulson shook his head slightly, but he said in a depressed stomach: Kreacher didn't come?
This allowed me to collect DNA and complete the tasks that Fury had given me.....
How do I feel that none of the missions related to Austen are easy?
You're my mission nemesis......
As the car started, Coulson stared intently at the road ahead and slammed on the accelerator under his feet.Seeing that Coulson didn't want to deal with himself, Li Feng, who felt bored, pouted.There is still a lot of distance between Stark and Sanquyi, he doesn't want to lie on the window alone to watch the scenery, after thinking about it, Li Feng said knowing that the consultant said: "What is Natasha doing in Stark Company?"
Does she think you are giving you a small salary and come out to work part-time?
Anyway, what job is Natasha going to find at Stark?
Security Captain?
”Coulson smirked and said, "It's classified, no comment." ”Li Feng glanced at Coulson with disdain, and whispered in a voice that Coulson could just hear clearly: "Are you worried that Stark will one day be wrapped up and fly around in a battle suit and rob you of your mission to maintain world peace, or are you worried that one day he will burp and that battle suit will fall into the hands of others?"
”As soon as Li Feng's words fell, Coulson looked at Li Feng in a daze, and just as he was about to ask what 'Stark burp' meant, Fury's command came from the communicator in the cochlea to let him concentrate on driving.Needless to say before, Coulson, who obeyed the order, directly ignored Li Feng's broken mouth, suppressed the curiosity in his heart while concentrating on driving the car all the way to the three-curved wing building of S.H.I.E.L.D.Coulson had just parked the car, sat in the passenger seat, and talked to himself all the way until his mouth was dry, Li Feng, who covered his stomach and suddenly said, "Old Ke, where is your toilet?"
The beer I drank before may have expired and my stomach is a little upright. ”Old-fashioned?
.....Coulson, who got out of the car, subconsciously touched his hair, pressed the elevator speechlessly, and said, "Most people don't build toilets in garages, do they?"
You'd better be patient and wait for us to go upstairs to settle your stomach. ”If it weren't for Li Feng's good eyesight and he could clearly see a bathroom in the distance, he would have really believed Coulson's nonsense.Li Feng, who didn't understand what Coulson was doing, shrugged his shoulders indifferently and walked straight into the elevator.After a while, Li Feng, who walked out of the elevator, trotted into the bathroom under Coulson's guidance.Li Feng, who walked into the bathroom, saw that there was no one around, covering his nose with one hand, and fanning the breeze in front of the tip of his nose with the other hand to drive away the smell that didn't exist at all.As the small door of the cubicle was closed, Li Feng took out a gourd as black as ink from his shoulder bag, opened the magic eye to open the gourd, and ordered several resentful spirits running out of the gourd in the undead language: "Search all the living corpses in the building, and if you have the opportunity to find them, you will possess each other's bodies, and completely occupy the physical body after you are familiar with all the behaviors and habits of the host." ”After thinking about it, Li Feng added: "Give up if there is no chance of possession, as long as S.H.I.E.L.D. does not find out about my plan, sooner or later I will find the opportunity." ”A few wraiths nodded slightly, and floated directly through the wall and out of the bathroom.Outside the bathroom, Coulson leaned his back against the wall, looked at the heavily armed secret service members hiding in the far corner, and said in a low voice: "Sir, do you think Austin will open a portal in the bathroom and put his stealthy men into the building?"
”Fury, who was sitting at his desk, stared at the surveillance system of the Sanqu Wing Building with an expressionless face, but as soon as the system detected energy fluctuations near Li Feng, he immediately ordered Li Feng to be arrested.Hearing Coulson's inquiry, Fury rubbed his forehead, to be honest, he didn't know what he was thinking at the moment.He hoped that Li Feng was really just a simple stomachache, so hello, hello, everyone.At the same time, he also hoped that Li Feng would open the portal and let his stealthy subordinates enter the Sanqu Wing, so that he would have a bright reason to arrest Li Feng, even if Stark wanted to get people from S.H.I.E.L.D. for a while.The reason for the two contradictory thoughts is very simple, before, Fury had been worried about the arrest of Li Feng for many years, but now it is almost his obsession, and not arresting Li Feng is not enough to calm the grievances in his heart.However, Li Feng was too slippery before and didn't give him a chance at all.Now, Li Feng can automatically deliver to his place, which makes Fury have the illusion that his wish has been fulfilled, as if Li Feng has put his hand in front of him, just waiting for him to take out the long-cherished leather whip tiger chair chili water after handcuffing, and empty Li Feng's brain to take a closer look.But......
The original Li Feng is completely different from now, he is not a little person who can be caught if he wants to be caught at all.Let's not talk about whether Li Feng's existing strength Fury can catch it, let's just say that after arresting Li Feng, how should he deal with a bunch of troublesome things?
Don't look at Li Feng is still living alone now, but Li Feng suddenly got in touch with Stark, and the relationship is not bad, otherwise Stark would not have bought no man's land and lent it to Li Feng to live in.What made Fury even more unfortunate was that half of Stark's life was held by Li Feng, the potion supplier, so there was not enough reason for Fury to easily detain Li Feng, which could easily cause two lives and drag Stark's life into the death vortex.Fury, who felt a headache, took a deep breath and sighed that when Li Feng was weak, not to mention that there would be any trouble in arresting him, even if he killed Li Feng, it would not be a big deal, at most, he claimed to the public that he had a momentary itch and killed by mistake, and it was a big deal to bow and apologize in front of Li Feng's tombstone afterwards, and the matter would pass after hanging a little apology on his face.It's good now, it's a bunch of broken things whether you catch it or not, even if Li Feng wants to come to Sanquyi to hang out, he has to build a high-tech bathroom for the other party, in case Li Feng is secretly playing ghosts.Pity.....
Fury couldn't have guessed that Li Feng had brought a group of resentful spirits into the Sanqu Wing at the beginning, and to do things, Li Feng also chose to do it quietly, and he didn't want to shoot.It wasn't until Li Feng whistled out of the bathroom and looked at the unresponsive detection system that Fury breathed a sigh of relief in his heart and ordered Coulson to bring Li Feng to him as soon as possible.The Traveling Mage in Marvel